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The Best Show on WFMU => Show Discussion => Topic started by: Pete Velcro on August 12, 2008, 10:11:19 AM

Title: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: Pete Velcro on August 12, 2008, 10:11:19 AM: To properly prepare for tonight, I think it wouldn't hurt for callers to have a few strong interview-style questions ready to ask the H-Man. Here's mine:

Tom has connections in the biz. He can deliver a Fred Armisen, Patton Oswalt, Paul F., the kid from Drill-Bit Taylor etc. What connections does the H-Man have?
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on August 12, 2008, 10:20:37 AM: H-man, are you allowed to use GOMP's?

(I would expect my phone line to go dead at that moment).
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: colonel panic on August 12, 2008, 10:24:47 AM: Yes, ahem, H-Man- just who in the hell do you think you are?
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: Emily on August 12, 2008, 10:38:04 AM: H-Man,

Cake or pie?
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: Chris L on August 12, 2008, 11:01:12 AM: You don't question the H-Man, the H-man questions you.

That being said, if I could question the H-Man, I'd request permission to try out some nicknames I have for him, such as "Mr. 8" (since H is the 8th letter of our Christian alphabet), or "H-Man, the Living Death that Talks." I'd also like to go around saying "I heard it on the H," if that's alright with you, sir.
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: erika on August 12, 2008, 11:05:34 AM: Quote from: todbot on August 12, 2008, 10:24:47 AM
Yes, ahem, H-Man- just who in the hell do you think you are?

Nice.
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: samir on August 12, 2008, 11:06:52 AM: If a bus leaves Los Angeles at 8am and is heading east at 70mph, and another bus is travelling west from Chicago, and leaves at 10am, solve for X.
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: colonel panic on August 12, 2008, 11:12:38 AM: Sorry H-Man- I was just kidding. Real Question:

Where's Newbridge?
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: Pete Velcro on August 12, 2008, 11:23:25 AM: 1) It's Ok to show up late to work if it's only five minutes.

A) Strongly Agree
B) Agree
C) Disagree

2) I prefer large crowds to being alone

A) Strongly Agree
B) Agree
C) Disagree
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: todd on August 12, 2008, 11:51:32 AM: What does the "Man" stand for in "H-Man?"
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: Bryan on August 12, 2008, 12:01:54 PM: It probably stands for "The Man".
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: Wes on August 12, 2008, 12:23:11 PM: I just hope he's not wiped out from waiting in line for Madden all night. I'm also hoping to get his take on the 2008 X-Games.
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: Joe Rogaine on August 12, 2008, 06:16:48 PM: Why is your brother not allowed on any Human Giant posters?
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on August 12, 2008, 06:42:22 PM: Curse you, H-Man! Curse you for replacing Tom Scharpling! May you be cursed in the fruit of your body, the fruit of your cattle, and the fruit of your fields!

Oh wait. I guess that's not a question.
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: erechoveraker on August 12, 2008, 07:45:29 PM: Tell the truth, is it really a Ferrari?

(uh oh!)
Title: Re: Interview Questions for the H-Man
Post by: Rainer on August 16, 2008, 02:22:19 AM: Co-opting this thread to say that this "Educating Rita" episode of The Best Show had me in stitches. Especially Tom's impersonation of the "yeah, thanks" caller who was oh-so-politely GOMP'd.

Alchemy, I say.