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FOT Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: John Junk 2.0 on August 14, 2008, 03:24:49 PM
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Yum-O!
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Junk, you're a devil.
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I LOVE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
Funny you should ask.
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Can we all agree that they are better than cake AND pie. They are simply the best dessert.
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Can we all agree that they are better than cake AND pie. They are simply the best dessert.
How dare you!
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee183/gaughin/Original_NILLA_Banana_Pudding.jpg)
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I almost agree with you, Eric. But here's the thing: a bad chocolate chip cookie is still worse than a bad piece of pie.
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Cookies are my favorite thing to eat, but unfortunately (fortunately?) not the thing I eat the most of.
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I almost agree with you, Eric. But here's the thing, a bad chocolate chip cookie is still worse than a bad piece of pie.
You're crazy. You guys are thinking of bad pie as prepared by humans. Bad pie is like a Home Run Pie.
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2946/hrpieseo1.th.jpg)
Bad store-bought chocolate chip cookies you can still put away a bunch of them, but try to even finish a Home Run Pie, much less have a second one.
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Admittedly I kinda like those bad pies. As long as they don't have any kind of icing on them.
But bad chocolate chip cookies like ones with milk chocolate or a mealy cookie base just don't work for me.
And yes. Crazy. This is true.
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What if it's a Chocolate Chip Cookie made by Hitler?
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Can we all agree that they are better than cake AND pie. They are simply the best dessert.
How dare you!
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee183/gaughin/Original_NILLA_Banana_Pudding.jpg)
figures
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a bad chocolate chip cookie
Does not exist. The only distinction is
1. Great chocolate chip cookie
2. Not-so-great chocolate chip cookie, which is still better than any lemon poppyseed nonsense
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chocolate chip cookies raped my mother.
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chocolate chip cookies raped my mother.
Is Petey writing your material now?
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we may be collaborating. why?
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What if it's a Chocolate Chip Cookie made by Hitler?
Still pretty good.
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Chocolate chip cookies are the creme della reese of cookies. I love'm.
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Let me know when this thread becomes "who doesn't like peanut butter cookies" because I have your answer. It's everybody.
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Let me know when this thread becomes "who doesn't like peanut butter cookies" because I have your answer. It's everybody.
Lies! They're not superior to chocolate chip, but they're still great.
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Let me know when this thread becomes "who doesn't like peanut butter cookies" because I have your answer. It's everybody.
Lies! They're not superior to chocolate chip, but they're still great.
Lies! They ARE superior to chocolate chip, if they're done right. Throwing chocolate chips into a cookie batter is like throwing an American flag into the middle of a Republican rally; it'll make them cheer even if you're kicking the baby.
Pie beats cake, too.
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Peanut butter cookies are delicious. Even Hitler's.
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I've eaten 3 chocolate chip cookies while reading this thread. FACT.
(Dave, I like banana pudding too).
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Peanut butter chocolate chip, anyone? Not that I've tried it personally, but I bet it would be extra delicious.
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Man, I'm wishing I knew Photoshop so I could take some Entenmann's cookies and make them look like Hitler had his own brand of cookies.
On second thought, maybe we're all lucky I don't know Photoshop.
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I think what the sticking point is here is that everyone loves all cookies, so it's really hard to be self critical on this. You anti-semitic peanut butter cookie enthusiasts could never admit the fact that given a Schrödinger's cookie jar full of random cookies, (say chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal and peanut butter cookies), when that jar is revealed to have 3 cookies left in it, they will all be peanut butter.
Basically, Chocolate Chip Über Alles. And yeah, that's right. Two fucking umlauts!!
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I LOVE ALL COOKIES. even ones with jam.
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Basically, Chocolate Chip Über Alles. And yeah, that's right. Two fucking umlauts!!
Where's the second one?
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Basically, Chocolate Chip Über Alles. And yeah, that's right. Two fucking umlauts!!
Where's the second one?
I believe RegJoe was referring to his entire post:
I think what the sticking point is here is that everyone loves all cookies, so it's really hard to be self critical on this. You anti-semitic peanut butter cookie enthusiasts could never admit the fact that given a Schrödinger's cookie jar full of random cookies, (say chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal and peanut butter cookies), when that jar is revealed to have 3 cookies left in it, they will all be peanut butter.
Basically, Chocolate Chip Über Alles. And yeah, that's right. Two fucking umlauts!!
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Of course. I thought he was talking only about that one sentence. Of course, I had also completely forgotten about "Schrödinger's" in the preceding paragraph.
In other words, I should have kept my damn fingers still.
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I think what the sticking point is here is that everyone loves all cookies, so it's really hard to be self critical on this. You anti-semitic peanut butter cookie enthusiasts could never admit the fact that given a Schrödinger's cookie jar full of random cookies, (say chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal and peanut butter cookies), when that jar is revealed to have 3 cookies left in it, they will all be peanut butter.
Basically, Chocolate Chip Über Alles. And yeah, that's right. Two fucking umlauts!!
This argument makes no sense. If you filled a jukebox with equal numbers of Celine Dion, Elton John, and Jay Reatard discs, and told everyone who went by that they could take the disc of the song they played, the jukebox would be 100% Jay Reatard within minutes. Does this mean the stuff that was taken first was better? Hells no.
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Does anyone else wonder what this thread used to be about before Junk changed it?
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Does anyone else wonder what this thread used to be about before Junk changed it?
ALL THE TIME
IT CONSUMES ME
I am only half kidding.
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Well I know that liking chocolate chip cookies leaves one open to criticism from afar... so I think it was really brave of him to start this one.
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I'll never tell.
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Of course. I thought he was talking only about that one sentence. Of course, I had also completely forgotten about "Schrödinger's" in the preceding paragraph.
In other words, I should have kept my damn fingers still.
It is an honor to have been corrected by the best internet nazi in the business and still prevail somehow. Please correct me more, because I love learning (no sarcasm).
My totally senseless hypothesis posted in the proximity of a bunch of statisticians was doomed to failure from conception, I know, but peanut butter cookies are still the most disappointing cookies of all time. In your heart, you know it too. I defy you to turn that razor sharp intellect inwards and tell me a worse cookie. Just one cookie! I defy you all to do it!
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I like cookies of all types, chocolate chip cookies among them. Thank you for asking this question.
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I defy you to turn that razor sharp intellect inwards and tell me a worse cookie. Just one cookie! I defy you all to do it!
Oatmeal raisin
I like peanut butter cookies, BTW. They're a lot harder to get right than chocolate chip (most of the time, they're like little chunks of dried-out particle board), but if you get them from someone who knows what they're doing, peanut butter cookies can be pretty darn good.
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I defy you to turn that razor sharp intellect inwards and tell me a worse cookie. Just one cookie! I defy you all to do it!
Oatmeal raisin
It's borderline, I'll give you that. I'm too far into this thrilling cookie debate to change stream now though.
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I defy you to turn that razor sharp intellect inwards and tell me a worse cookie. Just one cookie! I defy you all to do it!
Oatmeal raisin
It's borderline, I'll give you that. I'm too far into this thrilling cookie debate to change stream now though.
In the interest of full disclosure, I don't like raisins, so my response is slanted. I admit this now because I don't want it popping up on Fox News in the 11th hour and ruining my credibility.
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Of course. I thought he was talking only about that one sentence. Of course, I had also completely forgotten about "Schrödinger's" in the preceding paragraph.
In other words, I should have kept my damn fingers still.
It is an honor to have been corrected by the best internet nazi in the business and still prevail somehow. Please correct me more, because I love learning (no sarcasm).
My totally senseless hypothesis posted in the proximity of a bunch of statisticians was doomed to failure from conception, I know, but peanut butter cookies are still the most disappointing cookies of all time. In your heart, you know it too. I defy you to turn that razor sharp intellect inwards and tell me a worse cookie. Just one cookie! I defy you all to do it!
You're crazy! PB cookies are delish.
It's those soft sugar cookies that can go straight to hell. Blech.
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Of course. I thought he was talking only about that one sentence. Of course, I had also completely forgotten about "Schrödinger's" in the preceding paragraph.
In other words, I should have kept my damn fingers still.
It is an honor to have been corrected by the best internet nazi in the business and still prevail somehow. Please correct me more, because I love learning (no sarcasm).
My totally senseless hypothesis posted in the proximity of a bunch of statisticians was doomed to failure from conception, I know, but peanut butter cookies are still the most disappointing cookies of all time. In your heart, you know it too. I defy you to turn that razor sharp intellect inwards and tell me a worse cookie. Just one cookie! I defy you all to do it!
You're crazy! PB cookies are delish.
It's those soft sugar cookies that can go straight to hell. Blech.
POWERCALLERS UNITED FOR PEANUT BUTTER
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I defy you to turn that razor sharp intellect inwards and tell me a worse cookie. Just one cookie! I defy you all to do it!
Any cookie with ginger in it.
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And I defy you to say that about one of my sister's delicious ginger cookies replete with crystallized ginger and pumpkin seeds.
And this is post 3000. If there was any doubt that I'm a loser, this should dispel it.
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I've had some pretty good ginger sugar cookies, so I can't agree with that. Sarah's sister's cookies sound pretty great too.
In conclusion, ginger > raisins
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In reality, other than chocolate-chocolate chip, the best cookies in the universe might be oatmeal cookies with raisins, walnuts AND semisweet chocolate chunks.
Oh yeh....
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The worst cookie I ever had was a sugar cookie with key-lime flavored icing.
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Oatmeal chocolate chip is pretty hard to beat.
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Whoever said ginger cookies is the one who put me to shame. The worst! I might have been able to stand up to the Peanut Butter Cookie Power Caller Alliance, but ginger cookies have such an intrinsic badness that it trumps everything.
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I like NO-Bakes!! Quick, easy and yummers!