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FOT Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Shaggy 2 Grote on September 08, 2008, 10:34:53 PM
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Renee Zellweger
Sarah Palin
Justin Timberlake
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Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Aniston
Alyson Hannigan (nerds only)
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Alyson Hannigan (nerds only)
Also, Charisma Carpenter, Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson
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Renee Zellweger
Yes. I can't stop picking on Squinty. Her name and visage keep popping up on this board, for some reason. My antipathy towards her has no rational basis, I admit. I can only say she's too squinty and too Texan.
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Julia Roberts
Fergie
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Fergie
Also, what was her name, Stephanie Seymour?
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Uma Thurman
Pretty much every single porn star
Adam Carolla
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Pretty much every single porn star
You sure about that?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/LifelessAssociate/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01-thumb.jpg)
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Adam Carolla
We're supposed to find him attractive? Huh? When did that happen?
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Lily Allen
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#1 is clearly Sarah Jessica Parker
Tila Tequila
Carmen Electra/Pamela Anderson
Kim Kardashian/The Hilton sisters
Brooke Hogan
Hillary Swank
Angelina Jolie
Tina Fey (I think she's attractive, but not HOT like I seen thrown around in regards to her)
The cast of Desperate Housewives
Mischa Barton
Kirsten Dunst
Drew Barrymore
Helen Hunt
Tara Reid
if someone can mention Carolla, then I'll go ahead and throw out James Gandolfini & Shane MacGowan, I just don't get what is so sexy about them
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Wolf Blitzer
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Matthew McConaughey
the entire cast of HEROES
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Tom Selleck
John Travolta
Tom Cruise
They all turn my stomach.
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Tom Selleck
John Travolta
Tom Cruise
They all turn my stomach.
I dunno, Julie, Travolta's pretty hot:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/463134810_b7078d174b.jpg)
To be fair, though, he's what, like 68?
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Larry King
Joan Rivers
Totie Fields
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Adam Carolla
Flipping through radio stations, I heard some radio personality say that Adam Corolla looks like Pete Sampras with Downs Syndrome.
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Adam Carolla
Flipping through radio stations, I heard some radio personality say that Adam Corolla looks like Pete Sampras with Downs Syndrome.
Dr. Drew?
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Pretty much every single porn star
You sure about that?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/LifelessAssociate/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01-thumb.jpg)
Who's he?
I have a negative reaction when I see pictures of that guy Caspar Van Dien or whatever his name is.
And Tom Cruise.
And Jackie Stallone.
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Helen of Troy
Cleopatra
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Pretty much every single porn star
You sure about that?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/LifelessAssociate/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01-thumb.jpg)
Who's he?
I have a negative reaction when I see pictures of that guy Caspar Van Dien or whatever his name is.
And Tom Cruise.
And Jackie Stallone.
Jenna Jameson, aka John Jameson, aka Man-Wolf (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Jameson_(comics))
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Angelina Jolie.
I know she's always Tom's pick when a guest (Gorch springs to mind) asks him to guess the hottest women ever. Maybe it's just that I can't dis-associate her from the whole "is crazy, wore vials of husband's blood" persona.
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Totie Fields
What? You gotta be kidding!
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Amanda Beard
Sarah Palin (possibly the biggest "I don't get it" moment I've had; every brunette that wears glasses gets a Tina Fey comparison now?)
Jennie Finch
Denise Richards
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That's really what Jenna Jameson looks like now? I thought she was fairly average when I found out who she was ten years ago, but at least she wasn't grotesque then.
But maybe you're lying. That would be a relief.
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Once upon a time, Jenna Jameson looked pretty good IMO.
As for the topic, I agree with everybody else.
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(http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/archives/dumbass_burt_reynolds_dumb_ass.jpg)
burt reynolds
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Michael Douglas
Jude Law
Ryan Phillippe
Keanu Reeves
Tom Cruise
Justin Timberlake
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Angelina Jolie.
That's the very first person that came to mind when I saw this thread.
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The Hills people
Kate Beckinsale
Rhea Perlman
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Rhea Perlman
So does Danny Devito make the "famous people you're not supposed to find attractive, but do" list?
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(http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/danny-devito-limoncello-5-2-07.jpg)
The Limoncello helps for sure.
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Sarah Palin (possibly the biggest "I don't get it" moment I've had; every brunette that wears glasses gets a Tina Fey comparison now?)
Look, I was one of the people who made this comparison in another thread, and I stand by it. THEY LOOK SIMILAR. I don't think Sarah Palin looks like my wife, who is also brunette and wears glasses. I don't think Sarah Palin looks like Lisa Loeb. But gosh darnit, she and Tina Fey look similar. Similar facial structure, similiar nose (especially the nostril length), similar neck diameter-to-length ratio. I am not saying they are identical twins, but there are not without their similarities.
I refuse to guilty about drawing this analogy anymore, by gum.
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Sarah Palin
Sean Connery (yes, in his younger days, but I don't get all the "He's still sexy!" business).
Dave Navarro
Who's that CSI lady with the big lips and ugly hair? Her.
Denise Richards.
Sasha Grey
Ann Coulter
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my list has pretty much been covered. including (all) porno cast members.
also: jessica alba, gisele bundchen, orlando bloom, ben affleck, gwen stefani, tyra banks, selma hayek, mark wahlberg, zac efron, jessica simpson, dane cook, jake gyllenhal, michael phelps, and generally anybody with i'll-take-my-clothes-off-for-the-camera muscles.
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I used to think Angelina Jolie was the hottest person I'd ever seen, but now she don't do it for me. I think it's cause she's just around all the time. Ice cream for every meal and all that... She's also kinda weathered at this point. As is...
Lindsay Lohan. Jailbait to not-quite MILF in 2 years.
That Jiminey-Cricket-looking chick on the bed of roses in American Beauty. You could rent out ad space between that girl's eyebrows and her hairline.
for that matter...
Olsen Twins. not-quite Jailbait to GIWNLFs in 2 years. (GIWNLF definition available on request, but you can probably figure it out).
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That is actually her, Sarah. I did a Google SafeSearch, comfortable in the knowledge that it would spit up a plastic surgery disaster on page 1.
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Sean Connery (yes, in his younger days, but I don't get all the "He's still sexy!" business).
(http://elektro80.electro-music.com/articlepix/zardoz_yes_this_is_him.jpg)
Maybe you want to take back that comment (although I guess this is more of his middle-aged years)?
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Tom Selleck
John Travolta
Tom Cruise
They all turn my stomach.
I dunno, Julie, Travolta's pretty hot:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/463134810_b7078d174b.jpg)
To be fair, though, he's what, like 68?
No, I'm thinking of John Travolta at his peak. Cary Grant and Henry Fonda are still handsome in old movies. John Travolta gives me the heebeegeebees. How do you spell the word I meant to spell?
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don't forget Gregory Peck, Julie.
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Nicole Richie
Lonnie Anderson
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That is actually her, Sarah. I did a Google SafeSearch, comfortable in the knowledge that it would spit up a plastic surgery disaster on page 1.
That is really sad. She must have been around twenty-four when I became aware of her existence. I thought then she was a blowsy, pretty girl, if a little bland. I guess she decided she was losing her youthful looks and needed to lose a dangerous amount of weight and tweak her features to stay in the biz. The effects are gruesome and depressing.
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Sean Connery (yes, in his younger days, but I don't get all the "He's still sexy!" business).
(http://elektro80.electro-music.com/articlepix/zardoz_yes_this_is_him.jpg)
Maybe you want to take back that comment (although I guess this is more of his middle-aged years)?
Yeah, I mostly referring to the pre-Zardoz era.
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2008/01/27/sv_jamesbond.jpg)
I love a reading man.
Sorry if I've grossed anyone out.
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That picture of Jenna Jameson is one of those pics everyone uses to show how terrible someone looks now when in reality it's just a terrible picture. She still totally screwed up her face but I've seen other recent photos where it doesn't look anywhere near as awful as that.
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Yeah, but I was looking for a board-friendly picture of her from ten years ago and saw a bunch of new ones in which she still looks pretty dreadful. A lot of the horror would dissipate if she just gained back a bit of weight, I think.
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Sean Connery (yes, in his younger days, but I don't get all the "He's still sexy!" business).
(http://elektro80.electro-music.com/articlepix/zardoz_yes_this_is_him.jpg)
Maybe you want to take back that comment (although I guess this is more of his middle-aged years)?
Yeah, I mostly referring to the pre-Zardoz era.
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2008/01/27/sv_jamesbond.jpg)
I love a reading man.
Sorry if I've grossed anyone out.
And he likes to hit women too!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0
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That picture of Jenna Jameson is one of those pics everyone uses to show how terrible someone looks now when in reality it's just a terrible picture.
I don't know what you're talking about. Everyone knows there are no such pictures.
(http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/18385/New%20Folder/16.jpg)
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Sarah Palin (overrated)
Tila Tequila
Angelina Jolie (lost too much weight -- looks waifish sometimes now)
Keanu Reeves
There's so many more that aren't coming to mind. This is a good thread though.. I know I'll think of a ton soon.
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Carmen Electra
Marilyn Chambers
Jessica Biel
Zac Efron (okay, maybe only tween girls are supposed to find him attractive, but I still don't get it)
the entire cast of HEROES
Even Milo Ventimiglia during his Jess from Gilmore Girls days? The hair on that dude is enviable.
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That picture of Jenna Jameson is one of those pics everyone uses to show how terrible someone looks now when in reality it's just a terrible picture.
I don't know what you're talking about. Everyone knows there are no such pictures.
(http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/18385/New%20Folder/16.jpg)
Do you still enjoy being married to Leslie Mann?
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I'd like to add Tori from the last season of Saved By The Bell to my list.
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Zac Efron (okay, maybe only tween girls are supposed to find him attractive, but I still don't get it)
That's one (plus the Jonas Brothers, etc.) I really don't get either. In my experience, there are plenty of girls (and some boys) my age who like them, but they just look weird.
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I had to Google that, jbissell. Do I really look that Apatow-ish? I guess it's consoling, as that's one of the worst pics ever taken of me. It was kind of hilarious, at this theater gala with all these paparazzi who clearly had no idea who I was supposed to be. Poor old Edward Albee was at the same thing (we didn't meet) and he looks like he was just exhumed for the event.
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I had to Google that, jbissell. Do I really look that Apatow-ish? I guess it's consoling, as that's one of the worst pics ever taken of me. It was kind of hilarious, at this theater gala with all these paparazzi who clearly had no idea who I was supposed to be. Poor old Edward Albee was at the same thing (we didn't meet) and he looks like he was just exhumed for the event.
That was a first glance kind of reaction.
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Poor old Edward Albee was at the same thing (we didn't meet) and he looks like he was just exhumed for the event.
(http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/08/03/12_albee_lgl.jpg)
Same night?
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my list has pretty much been covered. including (all) porno cast members.
for the record, Video Nasties can be found (quite easily) that feature a wide array of different physical body types and ages. I'm sure that there are people involved in smut that you would find physically attractive (albeit, not necessarily morally).
anywhoozle....some to add to my list:
Heidi Klum
Fergie
Gwyneth Paltrow
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Poor old Edward Albee was at the same thing (we didn't meet) and he looks like he was just exhumed for the event.
(http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/08/03/12_albee_lgl.jpg)
Same night?
Maybe, though that looks like the Second Stage logo behind him, it might have been another, similar event around the same time. In fact, he actually looks better in that pic.
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Jason Grote, to a lot of people pinch your cheeks when they meet you? Take your photo off of this thread.
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That picture of Jenna Jameson is one of those pics everyone uses to show how terrible someone looks now when in reality it's just a terrible picture.
I don't know what you're talking about. Everyone knows there are no such pictures.
(http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/18385/New%20Folder/16.jpg)
Do you still enjoy being married to Leslie Mann?
Jolly young St Nick!
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Zac Efron (okay, maybe only tween girls are supposed to find him attractive, but I still don't get it)
That's one (plus the Jonas Brothers, etc.) I really don't get either. In my experience, there are plenty of girls (and some boys) my age who like them, but they just look weird.
Yeah. And the whole "promise ring" cult thing is just creepy.
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Zac Efron (okay, maybe only tween girls are supposed to find him attractive, but I still don't get it)
That's one (plus the Jonas Brothers, etc.) I really don't get either. In my experience, there are plenty of girls (and some boys) my age who like them, but they just look weird.
Yeah. And the whole "promise ring" cult thing is just creepy.
The single awesome moment of the VMAs occurred when Russell Brand said something along the lines of "I don't know about those Jonas Brothers- if they are what they seem, then why do I have this ring?"
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Jason Grote, to a lot of people pinch your cheeks when they meet you? Take your photo off of this thread.
Am I being vain? Actually I think I look like a member of the Heaven's Gate cult in that pic. I also made sure to stay away from the neckbeard after I saw that thing.
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forget about it, JG- that picture is pretty endearing.
shut up, Julie.
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I like pinchable cheeks! And I'm not trying to pick him up, but why should Jason Grote's picture be on a thread for ugly people? I like that picture, but it belongs somewhere else. Sheesh!
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Yes, I think there has been a misunderstanding here, IABVT - Julie was trying to compliment me, not insult me. But you are sweet for coming to my defense. I feel like, if we were both in kindergarten at the same time, you would beat up bullies for me.
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julie knows I dig her. it was more like me lovingly punching her in the arm, "shut up, Julie."
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Teasing's a form of affection.
Now let's play a game of spin the bottle!
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I'm in. where should we do this...fotchan.com?
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Yes, I think there has been a misunderstanding here, IABVT - Julie was trying to compliment me, not insult me. But you are sweet for coming to my defense. I feel like, if we were both in kindergarten at the same time, you would beat up bullies for me.
I would still beat up bullies for you. Or sit on them and crush their leg bones. Have you got anyone in mind?
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This guy keeps stealing the Tastykakes out of my lunch:
(http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/C1505939912/E529498389/Media/new_rogues3.jpg)
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This guy keeps stealing the Tastykakes out of my lunch:
(http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/C1505939912/E529498389/Media/new_rogues3.jpg)
Consider it done. Your Tastykakes will never go missing again!
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If it makes you feel any better, JG, I've been scrapping to that pic for the last couple days.
{no I haven't}
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I'm afraid to ask what scrapping means.
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I think you know.
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I was hoping it was some regional thing involving internet photos. Or something like shadow-boxing.
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Sarah Palin (possibly the biggest "I don't get it" moment I've had; every brunette that wears glasses gets a Tina Fey comparison now?)
Look, I was one of the people who made this comparison in another thread, and I stand by it. THEY LOOK SIMILAR. I don't think Sarah Palin looks like my wife, who is also brunette and wears glasses. I don't think Sarah Palin looks like Lisa Loeb. But gosh darnit, she and Tina Fey look similar. Similar facial structure, similiar nose (especially the nostril length), similar neck diameter-to-length ratio. I am not saying they are identical twins, but there are not without their similarities.
I refuse to guilty about drawing this analogy anymore, by gum.
(http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2008/09/14/PH2008091400405.jpg)
I was wrong - there's more of a similarity than I gave them credit for. But I still don't think anyone would be making Tina Fey comparisons if they didn't have similar glasses.
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So what does scrapping mean?
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So what does scrapping mean?
I thought it meant fighting, so I'm forced to imagine Andy in a lengthy MMA match, held under a giant version of that PBR picture over a series of days.
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masturbating
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So why is masturbating like fighting? Do you hate yourself?
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In before the 404.