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Title: puffy stoner girls
Post by: yesno on November 02, 2008, 04:32:15 PM
Is it just me, or do girls that smoke a lot of pot often have puffy faces?

Maybe I just find the dopey stoner girl look attractive so I notice it more.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Dan B on November 02, 2008, 04:37:55 PM
you're high.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: kindredspirit on November 03, 2008, 12:52:10 AM
Although I can't disagree that he probably is high, I actually know what he's talking about. To add even more mind blowing facts, I'm not high.

There's a girl on my floor (do people really smoke pot after they leave college?) who you can hear being affected by marijuana a few doors away from mine. Very loud laughter and such. I also know her to be a stoner. Anyways, if not for her exaggerated cheeks, without sounding sexists, she's look much more attractive.

Probably estrogen and THC, when mixed, creates an allergic reaction.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on November 03, 2008, 01:20:09 AM
without sounding sexists, she's look much more attractive.


If you're not high, then you seem just a little drunk.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: daveB from Oakland on November 03, 2008, 01:35:35 AM
(do people really smoke pot after they leave college?)

I live in the San Francisco Bay Area.   So ... yes.    People really do.

Anyways, if not for her exaggerated cheeks, without sounding sexists, she's look much more attractive.

Probably estrogen and THC, when mixed, creates an allergic reaction.

Here's another thing about marijuana: It gives you a disposition towards EATING THINGS. As in: whatever's available.

Hence, my pot belly.

P. S. I can't judge how sexists you are without seeing a picture of you.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: kindredspirit on November 03, 2008, 01:51:56 AM
Quote
If you're not high, then you seem just a little drunk.

We have a ritual where everyone plays a game of beer pong Sunday night to ensure a productive week.

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Here's another thing about marijuana: It gives you a disposition towards EATING THINGS. As in: whatever's available.
Hence, my pot belly.
P. S. I can't judge how sexists you are without seeing a picture of you.

You're actually not meant to eat the entire plant raw. You can bake it into something, like a choco cookie, or even use it to make tea.

Although I don't have a picture readily available, a lot of people, I'd say an alarming amount, have told me that I look a lot like this fine young gentlemen.
(http://www.asklopan.com/pictures/spring%20(7).jpg)
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: yesno on November 03, 2008, 08:57:58 AM
I think the answer is that it's food coupled with extreme relaxation.
 
I'm telling you that this phenomenon of cute, dopey-eyed puffy-faced stoner girls is real.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Andy on November 03, 2008, 09:02:18 AM
can we please get away from feeling the need to point out that we're not trying to be sexist when we talk about traits of the opposite sex we find attractive?
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: todd on November 03, 2008, 09:11:06 AM
can we please get away from feeling the need to point out that we're not trying to be sexist when we talk about traits of the opposite sex we find attractive?

Every time my girlfriend looks good, I say: "Not to be sexist, but I find you sexually appealing. Sorry."
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on November 03, 2008, 10:43:57 AM
Not to be sexist, but I forgot what I was going to says.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: emma on November 03, 2008, 10:49:12 AM
This theard is full of incorrigable sexistsism.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: erika on November 03, 2008, 12:11:04 PM
I don't know about puffy cheeks but I know that guys who drink a lot of beer often have large guts. They're not attractive. Is that sexists?
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: daveB from Oakland on November 03, 2008, 12:20:29 PM
I don't know about puffy cheeks but I know that guys who drink a lot of beer often have large guts. They're not attractive. Is that sexists?

It's guttist.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Trembling Eagle on November 03, 2008, 12:25:30 PM
wow, anything can be sexualized.


I myself have recently discovered I find women who wear thumb rings, ankle bracelets and dangle-ly earrings hot.


I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really into accessories.

Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: daveB from Oakland on November 03, 2008, 12:32:41 PM
wow, anything can be sexualized.


I myself have recently discovered I find women who wear thumb rings, ankle bracelets and dangle-ly earrings hot.


I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really into accessories.



http://sexy-toe-rings.blogspot.com/

Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: emma on November 03, 2008, 01:02:10 PM
wow, anything can be sexualized.


I myself have recently discovered I find women who wear thumb rings, ankle bracelets and dangle-ly earrings hot.


I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really into accessories.



At this point it might just be easier for you to make a list of the qualities you don't find attractive in a woman.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Andy on November 03, 2008, 01:23:17 PM
wow, anything can be sexualized.


I myself have recently discovered I find women who wear thumb rings, ankle bracelets and dangle-ly earrings hot.


I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really into accessories.



At this point it might just be easier for you to make a list of the qualities you don't find attractive in a woman.
confidence.

edit: also, good relationships with their fathers.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: WavyGravy on November 03, 2008, 01:24:47 PM
I find girls with haircuts hot.  And glasses.  And high heels.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Sarah on November 03, 2008, 01:27:11 PM
I find the men I find hot hot.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Chris L on November 03, 2008, 01:53:11 PM
"Manic pixie girls" (thanks, AV Club) don't do it for me.  I like psychotic elfin girls (see: Bjork). 
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: mostlymeat on November 03, 2008, 02:07:39 PM
I am 38, and I still know a few people who smoke pot.

Every time they smoke pot, I go "what? really?"

Smoking pot is for Paul McCartney.

-Ajax
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Wes on November 03, 2008, 02:16:34 PM
wow, anything can be sexualized.


I myself have recently discovered I find women who wear thumb rings, ankle bracelets and dangle-ly earrings hot.


I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really into accessories.



Have you considered the possibility that you are, piece by piece, coming to the realization that you're into robots?
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: erika on November 03, 2008, 02:20:27 PM
I am 38, and I still know a few people who smoke pot.

Every time they smoke pot, I go "what? really?"


Do you drink?
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: kindredspirit on November 03, 2008, 02:22:54 PM
I still am totally aghast that Bryce never threw his hat into the Mayubernatorial Election. I'm sure he could have easily taken the lead over the other candidates with his promise of 'Legalizing It'.
But in the rest of the country, I think the first mayor to openly express his desire for legalization would win in a landfill.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on November 03, 2008, 02:34:47 PM
wow, anything can be sexualized.


I myself have recently discovered I find women who wear thumb rings, ankle bracelets and dangle-ly earrings hot.


I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really into accessories.



Have you considered the possibility that you are, piece by piece, coming to the realization that you're into robots?

This is exactly what it was like for me - starting with glasses, then earrings and jangly bracelets.  Helmets came next.  It's really difficult coming out as a robosexual; I remember coming out of the Transformers movie shaking and crying.  TE, I'm here for you if you need me.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 03, 2008, 02:42:01 PM
Not to be sexist, but I forgot what I was going to says.

ha!  i should have known it wasnt only me who noticed. 
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Chris L on November 03, 2008, 02:50:12 PM
wow, anything can be sexualized.


I myself have recently discovered I find women who wear thumb rings, ankle bracelets and dangle-ly earrings hot.


I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really into accessories.



Have you considered the possibility that you are, piece by piece, coming to the realization that you're into robots?

Trembling Eagle's ideal mate:

(http://images.politico.com/global/robot.jpg)
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: samir on November 03, 2008, 03:02:25 PM
yes! that's my school!

I still am totally aghast that Bryce never threw his hat into the Mayubernatorial Election. I'm sure he could have easily taken the lead over the other candidates with his promise of 'Legalizing It'.

oh, he did. just got scared by the wrath or tor.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Beth on November 03, 2008, 03:20:53 PM
What is a puffy face exactly? Like chubby?

I can't tell you if my face is puffy or not unless I know this. I don't think it's puffy, though.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: erika on November 03, 2008, 03:22:29 PM
Based on his activity in this thread since starting it, I think this is another one of yesno's "Listen meat eaters" threads that are started just to eliminate some of his boredom.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: yesno on November 03, 2008, 03:52:07 PM
Based on his activity in this thread since starting it, I think this is another one of yesno's "Listen meat eaters" threads that are started just to eliminate some of his boredom.

it's a vital national debate.

(http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www.afterellen.com/files/images/18766754.jpg)
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: mostlymeat on November 03, 2008, 03:53:33 PM
I am 38, and I still know a few people who smoke pot.

Every time they smoke pot, I go "what? really?"


Do you drink?

Constantly! It's what adults do.

-Ajax
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: erika on November 03, 2008, 03:55:06 PM
Heheh leave the pot smoking to the children, eh? That should be your new political platform.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: daveB from Oakland on November 03, 2008, 05:07:52 PM

(http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www.afterellen.com/files/images/18766754.jpg)

I really wanted to like Anna Faris in that movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780608/) (I've liked her in other things), but I mostly found her spectacularly annoying. I thought maybe she's stride toward gender equality in the realm of stoner movies, but she didn't bring the funny.

But she did look very puffy-faced in that movie. A lot of the time she came off less like a stoner and more like somebody who's just suffering a massive head cold.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Regular Joe on November 03, 2008, 05:41:44 PM

(http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www.afterellen.com/files/images/18766754.jpg)

I really wanted to like Anna Faris in that movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780608/) (I've liked her in other things), but I mostly found her spectacularly annoying. I thought maybe she's stride toward gender equality in the realm of stoner movies, but she didn't bring the funny.

But she did look very puffy-faced in that movie. A lot of the time she came off less like a stoner and more like somebody who's just suffering a massive head cold.

Collagen. Lots of it. Also a little preventative botulism!
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: A.M. Thomas on November 03, 2008, 07:37:29 PM
Based on his activity in this thread since starting it, I think this is another one of yesno's "Listen meat eaters" threads that are started just to eliminate some of his boredom.

it's a vital national debate.

(http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www.afterellen.com/files/images/18766754.jpg)

If this is a "puffy face," then I definitely love puffy faces.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Trembling Eagle on November 03, 2008, 07:46:01 PM
wow, anything can be sexualized.


I myself have recently discovered I find women who wear thumb rings, ankle bracelets and dangle-ly earrings hot.


I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really into accessories.



Have you considered the possibility that you are, piece by piece, coming to the realization that you're into robots?

Trembling Eagle's ideal mate:



I remember as a little youth...I would watch Small Wonder

(http://www.starblast.org/vicki.jpg)
(http://blogs.citypages.com/ctg/rosie%20robot.jpg)

just the robottarians pushing their filthy cybernetic agenda

now I'm all twisted inside

also I use to watch The Man From Atlantis too

(http://futurebrain.free.fr/wp-content/930_man_from_atlantis_468.jpg)

Don't know what that did to me but dozens of hours watching Patrick Duffy in short shorts flopping around like a porpoise can't be good.


Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Satchmo Mask on November 03, 2008, 08:37:30 PM
I kind of like some subtle ptosis and slackjaw. But that's probably because I have both! Hi-5, stroke victim face!
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: A.M. Thomas on November 03, 2008, 08:48:45 PM
I kind of like some subtle ptosis and slackjaw. But that's probably because I have both! Hi-5, stroke victim face!

I think overbites can be cute.  Underbites, on the other hand...
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: puar on November 04, 2008, 12:49:25 PM
I would imagine the puffy face comes from constant munchies or high sodium intake...
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 04, 2008, 12:55:05 PM
i still havent seen proof of this "puffy face" being spoke of.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Sarah on November 04, 2008, 12:57:13 PM
Could it be that they are just relaxed and the lack of tension in their faces makes them appear puffy?
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: yesno on November 04, 2008, 01:01:25 PM
i still havent seen proof of this "puffy face" being spoke of.

Visit the B&F Mountain Market in Nederland, CO.

Maybe the 8,000 ft elevation makes them puffy.  But I spoke in confidence to a non-FOT New Jersey source who knows exactly what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: chrisfoll577 on November 04, 2008, 01:02:08 PM
I think puffy is relative to the strung out skeletal/heroin chic look associated with abuse of harder drugs.  But yeah, some more jpegs are in order.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Andy on November 04, 2008, 01:05:19 PM
wow, anything can be sexualized.


I myself have recently discovered I find women who wear thumb rings, ankle bracelets and dangle-ly earrings hot.


I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really into accessories.



At this point it might just be easier for you to make a list of the qualities you don't find attractive in a woman.
confidence.

edit: also, good relationships with their fathers.
nothing?
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: tenspeed on November 04, 2008, 01:10:11 PM
Maybe they're just holding the smoke in their cheeks, and not actually inhaling.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 04, 2008, 01:21:41 PM
gross
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: yesno on November 04, 2008, 01:26:39 PM
But yeah, some more jpegs are in order.

Trembling Eagle never got this kind of skepticism with his midwestern robot fetish.  I think I just like the earth mother style of hippy chick, but the kind that is well-scrubbed and rosy and not the filthy kind.

As it turns out searching for "puffy" on the internet leads to something else entirely.


Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Beth on November 04, 2008, 01:27:41 PM
i still havent seen proof of this "puffy face" being spoke of.

Visit the B&F Mountain Market in Nederland, CO.

Maybe the 8,000 ft elevation makes them puffy.  But I spoke in confidence to a non-FOT New Jersey source who knows exactly what I'm talking about.

I've been there but I don't recall puffy faces.  
Nederland is magical, by the way. I kept expecting a woodland fairy to leap out from behind a building with a newly knitted sweater for me. Or something.

I love that place.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: emma on November 04, 2008, 02:23:41 PM
As it turns out searching for "puffy" on the internet leads to something else entirely.

(http://img.sharedmp3.net/files/pics/304/303021/img_1_pr.jpg)

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: Pete Velcro on November 04, 2008, 02:31:21 PM
wow, anything can be sexualized.


I myself have recently discovered I find women who wear thumb rings, ankle bracelets and dangle-ly earrings hot.


I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really into accessories.



At this point it might just be easier for you to make a list of the qualities you don't find attractive in a woman.
confidence.

edit: also, good relationships with their fathers.
nothing?

I think this is very funny, Andy.  And I would add identity theft awareness to the list as well.   
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 04, 2008, 02:34:44 PM
wow, anything can be sexualized.


I myself have recently discovered I find women who wear thumb rings, ankle bracelets and dangle-ly earrings hot.


I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really into accessories.



At this point it might just be easier for you to make a list of the qualities you don't find attractive in a woman.
confidence.

edit: also, good relationships with their fathers.

(http://generationsofvirtue.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/purity_ball_01.jpg)
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: erika on November 04, 2008, 02:53:13 PM
But yeah, some more jpegs are in order.

Trembling Eagle never got this kind of skepticism with his midwestern robot fetish.  I think I just like the earth mother style of hippy chick, but the kind that is well-scrubbed and rosy and not the filthy kind.

As it turns out searching for "puffy" on the internet leads to something else entirely.




I have a feeling you might not be very successful with that kind of chick.... all the generalizations and all...
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: yesno on November 04, 2008, 02:57:47 PM

I have a feeling you might not be very successful with that kind of chick.... all the generalizations and all...

Oh, I'm engaged and my fiancee and I had a discussion about cute hippy chicks this weekend.

We agreed that I'd probably make them cry with my Keith Olbdermann-like tirades.
Title: Re: puffy stoner girls
Post by: tenspeed on November 04, 2008, 03:17:18 PM
As it turns out searching for "puffy" on the internet leads to something else entirely.


"Squirrel cheeks" + "smoking pot" narrows the search a little bit more.  It's not quite there, but getting closer:

(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9900/squirrelpotds6.jpg)