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Title: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: snogrog on November 10, 2008, 02:37:04 PM
Proving that he just can't not endorse something...

The story from Reuters:

Quote
Gene Simmons rushes to cash in on rock videogames

DENVER (Billboard) - Amid the flood of third-party instrument peripherals emerging for the new "Guitar Hero" and "Rock Band" music simulation games, God forbid if Gene Simmons would miss an opportunity to get his brand on.

The entrepreneurial Kiss bassist and reality TV star has created a replica of the bass he uses while touring, which is compatible with all PlayStation versions of both games. The Gene Simmons AXE Guitar is, yes, shaped like a battle axe, and includes Simmons' superimposed autograph as well as his betongued likeness in full makeup.

It has a wireless range of up to 30 feet, two sets of fret buttons, and whammy and strum bars. It should be available November 15 from Hip Street (http://www.hipstreetonline.com) for $80.

Annnnnnd the item in question:

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/11/gene-simmons-axe-2-490.jpg)

To be honest, I'm a little surprised there's not some sort of lady on it doing something inappropriate but I'm sure Gene knows kids play these games and wants to keep it classy and leave it with his stupid face on there...of course I'm sure any kid who might use this will wonder who the hell that person is but that's another story.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 10, 2008, 02:43:50 PM
by kid, do you mean those college boneheads that are obssessed with this crap and the only thing they know about gene simmons is that he's some sort of novelty.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: buffcoat on November 10, 2008, 03:50:21 PM
by kid, do you mean those college boneheads that are obssessed with this crap and the only thing they know about gene simmons is that he's some sort of novelty.

What else is there to know about Gene Simmons?
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: AaronC on November 10, 2008, 04:31:56 PM
A bass with a whammy bar?
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: snogrog on November 10, 2008, 04:45:38 PM
A bass with a whammy bar?

also has lower frets for "shredding".
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 10, 2008, 04:48:45 PM
that's if you have time for shredding with BOTH of his signatures taking up all your attention. 
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Josh on November 10, 2008, 07:00:37 PM
Shall I sign it?

http://www.friendsoftom.com/forum/index.php/topic,1061.msg88961.html#msg88961
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Trembling Eagle on November 11, 2008, 01:16:25 AM
I don't get why they don't make these out of keyboards or actual guitars so people can really learn to play
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: JamesU on November 11, 2008, 02:24:41 AM
I don't get why they don't make these out of keyboards or actual guitars so people can really learn to play

They did it to spare the human race from the spike in DragonForce cover bands that would emerge after it's release.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Pete Velcro on November 11, 2008, 08:06:04 AM
God willing, there will be mass, unintentional beheadings when very young children turn their axe basses on their siblings, and then Gene Simmons will be sued to death.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on November 11, 2008, 05:22:25 PM
Frankly, I can't believe it took this long.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: theyellowchair on November 21, 2008, 10:36:13 AM
Ringing the Opening Bell at the New York Stock Exchange on 2008-11-19

(http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/images/2008/11/19/tbdgenesimmons112008.jpg)
(http://buffalonews.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/19/simmons_nyse.jpg)

Overheard on NYSE trading floor:

"Guess how much money I've got in IPOs? More...more than that...oh come on, you can't be serious...more..."
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Gibby on November 21, 2008, 12:11:14 PM
I don't get why they don't make these out of keyboards or actual guitars so people can really learn to play

I agree! And why don't the 'good' people at Activision recreate Normandy with real actors and gun that fires actual bullets for me everytime I play Call of Duty???
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Patrick on November 21, 2008, 05:37:38 PM
did Gene Simmons new hair plugs venture go public that day.  that could only explain why he would be there.

Ringing the Opening Bell at the New York Stock Exchange on 2008-11-19

(http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/images/2008/11/19/tbdgenesimmons112008.jpg)
(http://buffalonews.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/19/simmons_nyse.jpg)

Overheard on NYSE trading floor:

"Guess how much money I've got in IPOs? More...more than that...oh come on, you can't be serious...more..."
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: AaronC on November 21, 2008, 05:46:09 PM
Euy boy...from genesimmons.com

(http://www.genesimmons.com/fanstories/images10/obamadoll.jpg)
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: snogrog on November 21, 2008, 09:54:26 PM
Where's the Gene Simmons Halloween costume?
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Jixby Phillips on November 21, 2008, 10:47:05 PM
in hell

Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: perry on November 25, 2008, 02:36:30 PM
aw, dude....that obama figurine....really?  i'm speechless.  the stupidity is mind boggling.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Bryan on November 26, 2008, 03:49:35 PM
A friend just wrote me to say "Gene Simmons is in my office RIGHT NOW." I asked him to ask Mr. Simmons how much money is in his wallet. Any better requests I can shoot off that he might actually be able to do (while keeping his job)?
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Sarah on November 26, 2008, 03:56:25 PM
I can't think of one polite question.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: crumbum on November 28, 2008, 01:06:52 PM
Gene Simmons was interviewed yesterday on CBC Radio. He has the incredibly annoying habit of parenthetically applauding his own vocabulary and knowledge of grammar. I couldn't believe the host didn't laugh. He would break in on himself mid-sentence to say, 'That's a long word, like gymnasium,' or, 'that's a double negative'.

http://www.cbc.ca/q/

(scroll down to the November 27 episode)
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Stupornaut on January 27, 2009, 02:09:34 PM
Gene Simmons gets mad at Idolator; fails to realize "Maura" is a woman's name (http://idolator.com/5140334/gene-simmons-will-not-let-me-rock-and-roll-all-night-or-party-every-day-with-him)
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: franks. on January 27, 2009, 02:19:51 PM
I read Gene's autobiography a few years ago. That is a man incapable of actual self-reflection. It really all is about making money to him and that is about it. What about the music, dude? The muuusic?
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Bryan on January 27, 2009, 02:27:13 PM
Curse you, Stupornaut, for steering me to that Idolator post. Now that I've read it and the accompanying comments I know that there's a Gene Simmons sex tape, a fact I'd managed to avoid learning until now.

And now you all know this too.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: mcphee from the forum on January 27, 2009, 03:14:15 PM
who has done more to destroy their own legacy:

A. Paul Rodgers
B. Rod Stewart
C. Jeff Beck
D. Gene Simmons

I suppose the obvious answer is B. A&C's legacies were mostly theoretical, and D's legacy was always being a novelty of some sort. Still, all these dudes.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: ImitationBlackTurtleNeck on January 27, 2009, 04:43:24 PM
I was born in the early 80s. I've never understood the appeal of KISS or Van Halen.  Were these actually important bands at the time or just commercial shlock? Am I missing something?
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: mcphee from the forum on January 27, 2009, 04:47:57 PM
The first few Kiss albums are pretty damn good.

Being from LA, I am not allowed to like VH or Guns and Roses.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Spoony on January 27, 2009, 05:27:16 PM
To be honest, I'm a little surprised there's not some sort of lady on it doing something inappropriate but I'm sure Gene knows kids play these games and wants to keep it classy and leave it with his stupid face on there...of course I'm sure any kid who might use this will wonder who the hell that person is but that's another story.

You have to understand the mind of Gene Simmons. To him, his face is every bit as sexy as a pretty lady. He likes one, but prefers the other.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: eastgrandforks on February 13, 2009, 02:40:28 PM
http://www.kissburger.com

Not a real business venture, but very funny. DO NOT call their hotline.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: orator on February 14, 2009, 09:16:00 PM
 I'm always amazed when I learn some product or thing about these guys I thought was a joke turns out to be true. Like Marky Ramone's condoms, or Gene Simmon's cartoon and the Simmons/Dylan song.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: snogrog on March 26, 2009, 02:53:54 AM
I don't want to pimp my own twitter but this is the only way I know how to get this picture from my phone to the web this quickly, but I had to share this gem.

http://twitpic.com/2gdxk
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: DoodleJump! on March 26, 2009, 09:01:39 AM
I don't want to pimp my own twitter but this is the only way I know how to get this picture from my phone to the web this quickly, but I had to share this gem.

http://twitpic.com/2gdxk


Now that's just gross. I'm not saying that in surprise, of course.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: amiright?? on May 19, 2010, 06:09:17 PM
I wasn't sure where else to put this, but it turns out Prime Minister Stephen Harper is a proud member of the KISS Army:

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/811276--bryan-adams-jams-with-stephen-harper?bn=1

And then there’s the curious case of the Simmons’ guitar, which seems to have found its way to 24 Sussex.

Simmons, the larger-than-life bassist for KISS known for his face paint, high-heeled boots and leather outfits, has made a sideline selling hand-crafted replicas of his axe-shaped bass guitar.

According to Simmons’ website, each hand-crafted guitar sells for $5,000 (U.S.). They’re all autographed by Simmons, and where possible he’ll “personalize” each instrument.

“I’m proud to say one of the people who bought an Axe Bass is CANADA’S PRIME MINISTER, STEPHEN HARPER. I did a video conference with the Prime Minister to find out what he wanted personalized on the Axe,” Simmons writes on his website.

Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: fonpr on May 19, 2010, 06:16:32 PM
I wasn't sure where else to put this, but it turns out Prime Minister Stephen Harper is a proud member of the KISS Army:

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/811276--bryan-adams-jams-with-stephen-harper?bn=1

And then there’s the curious case of the Simmons’ guitar, which seems to have found its way to 24 Sussex.

Simmons, the larger-than-life bassist for KISS known for his face paint, high-heeled boots and leather outfits, has made a sideline selling hand-crafted replicas of his axe-shaped bass guitar.

According to Simmons’ website, each hand-crafted guitar sells for $5,000 (U.S.). They’re all autographed by Simmons, and where possible he’ll “personalize” each instrument.

“I’m proud to say one of the people who bought an Axe Bass is CANADA’S PRIME MINISTER, STEPHEN HARPER. I did a video conference with the Prime Minister to find out what he wanted personalized on the Axe,” Simmons writes on his website.



Makes me "Proud to be a Floridian..... at least I thought I was..."
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: crumbum on May 19, 2010, 08:01:36 PM
This is slightly less surprising than finding out Ann Coulter is really into the Grateful Dead (true!).
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: dave from knoxville on May 19, 2010, 10:26:50 PM
I don't want to pimp my own twitter but this is the only way I know how to get this picture from my phone to the web this quickly, but I had to share this gem.

http://twitpic.com/2gdxk


Is that the human centipede crawling out of Gene's face?
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Christina on May 19, 2010, 10:45:27 PM
According to Simmons’ website, each hand-crafted guitar sells for $5,000 (U.S.).

Blech.

They’re all autographed by Simmons, and where possible he’ll “personalize” each instrument.

BLECH.

I did a video conference with the Prime Minister to find out what he wanted personalized on the Axe,” Simmons writes on his website.

BLECH!
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: placeholder on May 21, 2010, 10:58:07 AM
Gene Simmons is a tool, but I'd play one of those old aluminum-neck Kramer axe basses if I found it for cheap in a pawn shop or something.

When Paul Stanley is your band's most dignified spokesperson, you've got problems.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: buffcoat on May 24, 2010, 05:15:44 PM
Gene Simmons is a tool, but I'd play one of those old aluminum-neck Kramer axe basses if I found it for cheap in a pawn shop or something.

When Paul Stanley is your band's most dignified spokesperson, you've got problems.

I think you're forgetting Ace's Dunkin Donuts commercial.
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: placeholder on May 25, 2010, 02:39:10 PM
Gene Simmons is a tool, but I'd play one of those old aluminum-neck Kramer axe basses if I found it for cheap in a pawn shop or something.

When Paul Stanley is your band's most dignified spokesperson, you've got problems.

I think you're forgetting Ace's Dunkin Donuts commercial.

Yes! I also forgot Vinnie Vincent's Sunny Delight commercial!
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Stan on May 28, 2010, 11:05:17 AM
 A recent Gene update:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jwxZMSIV_h2Qk9wK6jfeVSYeOfrgD9FVK5Q00 (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jwxZMSIV_h2Qk9wK6jfeVSYeOfrgD9FVK5Q00)

Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: ChrisRawk on May 28, 2010, 11:54:48 AM
A recent Gene update:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jwxZMSIV_h2Qk9wK6jfeVSYeOfrgD9FVK5Q00 (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jwxZMSIV_h2Qk9wK6jfeVSYeOfrgD9FVK5Q00)



"His claim argues that his costume is like a suit of armor and would have made it impossible for him to grind into Jackson because it covers his groin area with a cod piece."

As bad as the allegations are this is kind of a funny defense. 
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: dave from knoxville on May 28, 2010, 01:00:50 PM
This question is entirely sincere...does Gene Simmons have the worst hair in America?
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: Christina on May 28, 2010, 03:14:00 PM
This question is entirely sincere...does Gene Simmons have the worst hair in America?

I think its very likely a two way tie for last w/Donald Trump. Also I think it's a wig, right? Isn't he bald?
Title: Re: Gene Simmons does it again.
Post by: ChrisRawk on May 28, 2010, 03:36:27 PM
This question is entirely sincere...does Gene Simmons have the worst hair in America?

I think its very likely a two way tie for last w/Donald Trump. Also I think it's a wig, right? Isn't he bald?

Probably.  Apparently looking like Cornelius from Planet of the Apes is the better option, though.