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Title: My new cycle
Post by: Purple-Shit on December 22, 2006, 11:29:49 PM

eat it you tall bike and unicycle bitches, I gots a new ride:
(http://www.velorizontal.com/images/romeomorin2002/romeomorin2001/tricycle.jpg)

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: B_Buster on December 22, 2006, 11:43:09 PM

Well, if the goal is to look ridiculous in motion, then Bravo!

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: Laurie on December 23, 2006, 11:09:43 AM

Wow, that guy has a crazy cro-mag tenhead.

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: John Junk on December 23, 2006, 01:31:23 PM

I thought this post was either about your interpretive dance routine or about it being "that time of the month again".

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: Laurie on December 23, 2006, 03:57:24 PM

I think Purple Shit must be Officer Tom in disguise.

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: scotttsss on December 23, 2006, 06:59:02 PM

Hey Purple Shirt, there's a guy who makes beautiful replicas of old timey bikes, but they're 500 bucks...  you might already have known about them.  tallbike.com


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Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: Laurie on December 24, 2006, 12:04:30 AM

I'd steer clear of that bike, son. You're going to take the sheriff's kid out for a ride, and then before you know it, a horse tramples the damn kid to death. You don't want that on your conscience, do you?

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: Andy on December 24, 2006, 08:11:34 AM

I'd get one of those bikes, but I can't get the curls right on my handlebar mustache, so I'm afraid I might look ridiculous riding it.

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: Sarah on December 24, 2006, 10:34:37 AM

You might find some pointers here (http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/wax/wax.htm).

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: Laurie on December 24, 2006, 10:50:24 AM

Quote from: Sarah on December 24, 2006, 10:34:37 AM

You might find some pointers here (http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/wax/wax.htm).

USA! USA! USA! (http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/)

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: Andy on December 24, 2006, 11:21:17 AM

(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l244/Andy1807/tricycle.jpg)

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on December 24, 2006, 11:56:57 AM

The internet is amazing:
http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/wax/diy.htm

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: Sarah on December 24, 2006, 01:02:39 PM

Beat you, Richard.

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: Richard_From_CHI on December 25, 2006, 09:53:06 PM

Sorry spaced out, that is what happens when I read these things at work.

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: Tyrannosaurus Rocks on December 26, 2006, 12:57:21 AM

Remember, not everyone related to ridiculous bikes is bad.

(http://www.geocities.com/doniacorp/6andbike.gif)

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: Purple-Shit on December 26, 2006, 01:16:56 AM

at this point, I'm willing to say that everyone and everything related to bikes is automatically bad.  I'm a trike man now.

Title: Re: My new cycle
Post by: Purple-Shirt on December 26, 2006, 11:07:28 AM

Hey Purple-Shit DOOFUS Punk-
I could whip your ass on a bike, a trike, on skates, and with my fists. Keep it up and I'll bring it to your front door.
PURP