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Title: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: cutout on November 20, 2008, 12:37:59 PM
Using the following words in a sentence:

1) collective
2) hacktivist
3) curate
4) synergy
5) paradigm


I bet we can get this list up to 100.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: kimota on November 20, 2008, 01:31:19 PM
To curate the hacktivist collective synergy, one needs to undergo a supernatural paradigm shift.



you meant all in one sentence, right?
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: masterofsparks on November 20, 2008, 01:46:53 PM
"delicious" when not discussing substenance.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: cutout on November 20, 2008, 02:10:32 PM
7) Doobage
8) Über
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Fido on November 20, 2008, 09:52:10 PM
9) incisive
10) compelling
11) mission-critical

Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: cutout on November 22, 2008, 01:09:36 AM
I meant 15. I bet we can get this list up to at least 15.


















 :'(
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Come on, Jason on November 22, 2008, 01:13:59 AM
12) auspicious
13) Je ne sais quoi
14) geeking out
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: courtney on November 22, 2008, 01:35:35 AM
15) Anyhoozle
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Gilly on November 22, 2008, 03:32:08 AM
16) Presence of mind
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Gilly on November 23, 2008, 02:57:41 AM
17) Using the terms wins and losses in anything that isn't an actual game.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Andy on November 23, 2008, 10:35:35 AM
18) not having my dinner ready when I get home.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Sarah on November 23, 2008, 12:27:21 PM
Yes, I'd agree that those words are grounds for justifiable homicide, Der.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: snogrog on November 23, 2008, 01:00:24 PM
19) Using the term "vis a vis"
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: ughwhy on November 23, 2008, 01:01:05 PM
"delicious" when not discussing substenance.

You leave Cory Booker alone.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on November 23, 2008, 01:44:23 PM
20) "[anything] on steroids"

15) Anyhoozle

Careful! The host of Cherry Blossom Clinic uses "anyhoozle."
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Andy on November 23, 2008, 02:04:40 PM
Yes, I'd agree that those words are grounds for justifiable homicide, Der.
so mean.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: cutout on November 23, 2008, 02:23:02 PM
21) Intarwebs

22) Scene (as an adjective)

23) Monetize
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: erika on November 23, 2008, 02:29:02 PM
24) Webify (not a real word, but my old employers still use it: http://www.cecity.com)

Also manifests itself as "Webification Services"
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: yesno on November 23, 2008, 02:47:58 PM
15) Anyhoozle

Careful! The host of Cherry Blossom Clinic uses "anyhoozle."

She also uses the phrase "for your FYI," which is the funniest phrase ever.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: courtney on November 23, 2008, 04:13:23 PM
15) Anyhoozle

Careful! The host of Cherry Blossom Clinic uses "anyhoozle."

She also uses the phrase "for your FYI," which is the funniest phrase ever.

I know, I know - it was a tough call cuz I looooves me some Terre T.

A lady at my work over-uses it, though, so it's ruined for me.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: TheBrettster on November 23, 2008, 05:29:48 PM
24) n00b
25) hot mess
26) vajayjay
27) no dice
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: cutout on November 23, 2008, 05:57:47 PM
28) groovin' safari
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: emma on November 24, 2008, 10:55:12 AM
I'm in the school computer lab and some guy just finished writing an essay and went "YES! I AM TEH HAX0RS, N00BS!" to pretty much no one in particular. Am I allowed to punch him in the face?
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Kim Kelly on November 24, 2008, 12:52:45 PM
I'm in the school computer lab and some guy just finished writing an essay and went "YES! I AM TEH HAX0RS, N00BS!" to pretty much no one in particular. Am I allowed to punch him in the face?

No, but you're allowed to pity him. And shake your head disapprovingly.

ANYHOOZLE:

29) cookie (when used in reference to a woman's genitals)
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: erika on November 24, 2008, 01:04:30 PM
Anytime Rachael Ray says the word "Sammy" or "EVOO"
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: todd on November 24, 2008, 01:05:38 PM
I'm in the school computer lab and some guy just finished writing an essay and went "YES! I AM TEH HAX0RS, N00BS!" to pretty much no one in particular. Am I allowed to punch him in the face?

No, but you're allowed to pity him. And shake your head disapprovingly.

ANYHOOZLE:

29) cookie (when used in reference to a woman's genitals)

the only acceptable names for genitalia fall under two categories:

1) medical terminology
2) dirty, shameful words uttered in the heat of the moment
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Gilly on November 24, 2008, 04:51:20 PM
Anytime Rachael Ray says the word "Sammy" or "EVOO"

We can't just make it any time Rachel Ray speaks?
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 24, 2008, 06:06:57 PM
I'm in the school computer lab and some guy just finished writing an essay and went "YES! I AM TEH HAX0RS, N00BS!" to pretty much no one in particular. Am I allowed to punch him in the face?

no, emma.  that belongs in the former "when is it ok to punch someone in the face?" thread.  this is the homicide thread.  UNLESS you believe it's grounds for homicide, then by all means, kill him.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: mostlymeat on November 24, 2008, 07:16:01 PM
Groovin' safari? Who says this?

At my work, the wall st. fatcats all say "net net". It's awful. As in, "net profits but with some other stuff taken out", but it's used a lot just as a synonym of "basically".

30) net net

-Ajax
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 24, 2008, 07:23:41 PM
Quote
Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor Hershman
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on November 24, 2008, 08:16:17 PM
31) "In today's society..." bullshit bullshit bullshit obvious statement generalization filler.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: yesno on November 24, 2008, 08:44:06 PM
Quote
Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor Hershman
:o  :o

Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Tor_Hershman on November 24, 2008, 08:47:29 PM
See post moi just put in "What are you listening to" thread.

Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: cutout on November 25, 2008, 11:48:00 PM
32) http://imjustsayinshow.tv/
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on November 26, 2008, 12:43:30 AM
"...in this country" or "This is America, (insert horrible thing that people do or that happens everywhere on earth)" are also  pretty bad.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on November 26, 2008, 01:37:43 PM
I've had two hippy-types use "I like music" or "we make music" to somehow justify them being totally smug pricks.  Oh! You like music?  I didn't realize!  Then by all means hope a padlocked fence into a storage area full of other people's stuff to build a "fort" then come into my office to make a completely passive aggressive "apology" at the urging of your friends who I yelled at on your behalf while strumming a ukulele.  I would normally consider this very obnoxious, but since you like music, well, that changes everything!  Imagine, an honest-to-God liker of music!  This puts you in the same exclusive club as Kermit the Frog and Hitler.  Congratulations!
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Andy on November 26, 2008, 01:55:21 PM
This is America.  They can strum a ukulele while being scolded if they want to.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Sarah on November 26, 2008, 04:10:57 PM
And yet I would be arrested for striking them. 

This country is rotten to its very core.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: cutout on December 02, 2008, 06:01:50 PM
33) 'natch
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: samir on December 02, 2008, 07:00:27 PM
"I'm not gonna lie..."
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Fido on December 03, 2008, 03:12:52 AM
And yet I would be arrested for striking them. 

This country is rotten to its very core.

While that could happen, you might not actually get arrested. It might be worth giving it a try.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: andrew in philadelphia on December 03, 2008, 08:10:33 AM
any time someone uses "where i come from" or "in my town" in reference to something they don't like, don't understand or plain old can't except about the way things are done here in philadelphia. i've gotten this in the past a lot - especially from extended fam on the wife's side - who are mostly country dwelling folk. it's funny they even bring it up because i thought i decided not to send that open invitation for them all to move down here and join in on our way of life.

like the their cousin, the infamous "i could never live in the city," these comments are usually entirely unsolicited and only used as an attempt to aggressively drive home the point that they're comfortable with their lives the way they are (most people are.) i get it.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Sarah on December 03, 2008, 08:45:36 AM
I could never live in a city again, Andrew.  Are you going to murder me now (pace Julie)?
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: andrew in philadelphia on December 03, 2008, 09:33:26 AM
not unless you're sitting around the table at one of my family meals and bring it up as a way of drawing unwanted attention to me.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on December 08, 2008, 10:27:14 PM
33) 'natch

What are you, angry with Stan Lee?
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Jack from Arkansas on December 08, 2008, 11:06:27 PM
34)follow my bliss
35)get her done
36)I ain't skeerd
37)That's what she said (aside from Michael Scott)
39)Common thing
40)Sweet
41)Fuggutaboutit
42)Shut the Book
43)Beat to fit, paint to match
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: JP on December 10, 2008, 03:53:21 PM
Anytime Rachael Ray says the word "Sammy" or "EVOO"

or Vino
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: yesno on December 14, 2008, 01:59:00 PM
My tweaker neighbor rang my doorbell at 4:30 am---looking for cigarettes.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: AllisonLeGnome on December 14, 2008, 03:48:10 PM
"The more I study, the more I realize I know everything."
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Andy on December 14, 2008, 04:13:04 PM
take-home stats final that "should take 4 hours or so" and now I've spent at least 12 hours on.  I have notes from every class and every handout, etc...  There are some things on this test that we didn't ever talk about.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 15, 2008, 06:35:36 PM
There are some things on this test that we didn't ever talk about.

that's always the case and somehow im supposed to believe that we did. 
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: yesno on December 15, 2008, 06:48:40 PM
People who take half-smoked cigarettes indoors.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 15, 2008, 07:09:37 PM
People who take half-smoked cigarettes indoors.

if youre talking about saving the half-finished cigarette, then yes.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: yesno on December 18, 2008, 12:51:46 PM
guy who asks me to hold a bike for him that I had for sale on Craigslist, says he'll have the money in a week, and a week later changes his mind.  meanwhile I took the ad down.

fucking dick.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 18, 2008, 01:19:01 PM
on the same craigslist note, when people come by to see what im selling (furniture, records, etc.) and treat the entire transaction/visit like im a bad business.

dont mutter about it- youre not a customer, youre just a bum i want to buy my junk.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: Andy on December 18, 2008, 01:39:45 PM
yesno- what tye of bike.  if its a roadmaster I'm in.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: yesno on December 18, 2008, 01:52:23 PM
Mirraco freestyle BMX.

I don't have time to ride, space to store it, and I kind of suck.  I can't even do a 180 bunnyhop.
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 19, 2008, 10:55:47 AM
firemeetsdesire.com
Title: Re: grounds for justifiable homicide
Post by: yesno on February 27, 2009, 01:37:54 AM
http://www.listable.org/show/words-it-is-not-ok-to-ever-say