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Title: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: senorcorazon on November 26, 2008, 07:56:36 AM
This is for people that are in the Secret Santa to put the name of another person or two who can answer questions for the gifter about the giftee, like "would she actually enjoy getting that many boxes of Chex?"

For me: pscan
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: masterofsparks on November 26, 2008, 08:46:14 AM
I don't think anyone here can help re: info about me, but I will say that if the person who drew my name is interested in sending a shirt, I can wear either an L or an XL.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Sarah on November 26, 2008, 09:07:26 AM
Would anyone who will or may not consume (1) butter, (2) sugar, (3) chocolate, or (4) almonds say so here, please? 

Thank you.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: erika on November 26, 2008, 09:22:08 AM
As far as t-shirts go, I tend to wear the largest women's shirt available.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: yesno on November 26, 2008, 10:01:26 AM
My blood type is A+.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: samir on November 26, 2008, 10:08:00 AM
I have two (2) roommates.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Martin on November 26, 2008, 10:26:46 AM
I don't care for pesto or coffee or most rock music.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Martin on November 26, 2008, 10:40:24 AM
it's the best shit ever.

true story. 

Dear Santa, let me have some of that shit.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 26, 2008, 10:50:16 AM
I don't care for pesto sweets or coffee gift cards or most rock music shirts smaller than a L/XL.

Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: pinky on November 26, 2008, 11:27:00 AM
If anyone doesn't want Chinese Democracy please advise
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: emma on November 26, 2008, 11:55:20 AM
I am actually Raad_Man.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: erechoveraker on November 26, 2008, 12:20:30 PM
Just a copy of this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0844029/) for me please.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: senorcorazon on November 26, 2008, 01:18:04 PM
Why did I expect anything to get taken seriously on this board.

Apologies.

Let me try again: I have a cat that solves crimes.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: erika on November 26, 2008, 01:23:07 PM
Oh I'm dead serious. If you buy me a shirt that is too small I'll have to use it for a dish rag. I'm getting fatter by the second.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 26, 2008, 01:29:43 PM
im serious AND lazy.  i merely let Martin speak for me and edit accordingly to accommodate my own portrayal. 
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: yesno on November 26, 2008, 01:35:01 PM
I have a theory.  People bitch that American Apparel shirts etc are tight-fitting.  But I think that everyone else has adjusted their sizes upwards to accommodate the fattening of America.  I bet t-shirts in the 1960s and 70s were all sized like hipster clothing today. 
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 26, 2008, 01:39:34 PM
i can see this.  especially since "hipsters"/etc. seem to have no problem finding clothes that fit them perfectly in any second-hand store. 
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: erika on November 26, 2008, 01:44:35 PM
I may not be skinny, but I don't think on a scale of women (even in the 60's and 70's) I would be considered "extra large" and yet I often have to buy shirts in that size.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 26, 2008, 01:51:31 PM
either way, i dont think it matters.  my other half was 6'1" and 130 lbs. (in other words, SKINNY) and had a hard time fitting into american apparel shirts.  the clothes were just too small. 

another case in point, i have a close friend who is 30 lbs. lighter than myself but i wear clothes two sizes smaller than they do.  it is what it is.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: A.M. Thomas on November 26, 2008, 01:52:52 PM
I have a theory.  People bitch that American Apparel shirts etc are tight-fitting.  But I think that everyone else has adjusted their sizes upwards to accommodate the fattening of America.  I bet t-shirts in the 1960s and 70s were all sized like hipster clothing today. 


You're dead on.  Dov Charney, the CEO of American Apparel, actually talks about this in his interview with Charlie Rose:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8906053411802681740

He blames the fit of contemporary clothing on aging baby boomers who control the market.  They also convienently control the agricultural industry and food production.

Say what you will about the guy's creepiness, but he sure has some good ideas about manufacturing and production in America (and how to keep it ethical).
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: yesno on November 26, 2008, 01:56:35 PM
I may not be skinny, but I don't think on a scale of women (even in the 60's and 70's) I would be considered "extra large" and yet I often have to buy shirts in that size.

I don't know how the boob effect plays into this, but I have a large girl's hoody that I got from Target (that I bought because it's purple and I like purple), and it's way tight on me.  And I'm a very medium person (5'9" 150 lbs).
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: dave from knoxville on November 26, 2008, 02:38:53 PM
Would anyone who will or may not consume (1) butter, (2) sugar, (3) chocolate, or (4) almonds say so here, please? 

Thank you.

I will go on the record that I do not normally consume butter, unless it is used in combination with other ingredients in some greater culinary scheme.

dfk
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: dave from knoxville on November 26, 2008, 02:51:39 PM
Any shirt you can purchase is too small to fit my ample frame. I adore music of most types, and I do know how to read. Not that I think this is really an issue in the Secret Santaverse, but if you must know, I have not worn a pair of jeans in over 17 years.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Andy on November 26, 2008, 02:53:37 PM
take it from me: DFK would either like boiled peanuts or a math textbook (any math textbook, they all say basically the same shit)

you're welcome DFK and DFK's secret santa.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Andy on November 26, 2008, 02:55:21 PM
take it from me: Erika would either like some gefilta (sp?) or Wrestlemania DVD's.

you're welcome Erika and Erika's secret santa.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Andy on November 26, 2008, 02:57:05 PM
take it from me: Kim Kelly would either like a beanbag chair or some porn DVD's featuring only missionary position intercourse.

you're welcome Kim Kelly and Kim Kelly's secret santa.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Andy on November 26, 2008, 03:00:53 PM
take it from me: Groteface would either like the Twilight books or tickets to the One Man Star Wars show.

you're welcome Groteface and Groteface's secret santa.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Kim Kelly on November 26, 2008, 03:06:19 PM
Why did I expect anything to get taken seriously on this board.

Apologies.

Let me try again: I have a cat that solves crimes.

Hi, Rita Mae Brown.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Chris L on November 26, 2008, 03:28:20 PM
I could use a new avatar.  Perhaps with butter. 
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Emily on November 26, 2008, 04:49:03 PM
I really want a puppy.

Thanks!
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on November 26, 2008, 09:01:32 PM
I would actually like a porn video of the One Man Star Wars guy having missionary sex with a jar of gefilte fish.  Thanks!!
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Kim Kelly on November 26, 2008, 09:22:49 PM
I really want a puppy.

Thanks!

Oh my god, me toooo!

Failing that, I'll take one of these (https://www.23andme.com/).
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 05, 2008, 12:49:19 PM
i want a date that costs $20 or less, a framed photo, and a piece of original art by my secret santa. 
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Sarah on December 05, 2008, 02:00:04 PM
I don't think one could go wrong with this (http://www.sarahcalendar.com/).
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: Julie on December 05, 2008, 03:16:54 PM
I want someone to take my stupid old cat, Fluffy. Also, I like anything that flashes or blinks, so long as it isn't a cat.
Title: Re: This is the official FOT Secret Santa's HELPERS 2008 Thread
Post by: yesno on December 05, 2008, 03:27:33 PM
My Christmas list.


Certainly they are talismans, but useless against the dark I cannot name, the dark I must not name. (http://laudatortemporisacti.blogspot.com/2008/12/talismans.html)