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Title: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 02, 2008, 01:47:52 PM
I completely understand if no one responds to this, but...

I have a friend who is obsessed with Star Wars. She is in a debate with a friend about this question:

How many velociraptors would it take to kill the rancor that lives in Jabba's palace?

The rancor was the big thing that Luke fought.  Just to jog your memory:
(http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/chron/rancor.jpg)

And the a velociraptor:
(http://www.dinoland.dk/Dinobilleder/Velociraptor_550px.jpg)

My friend thinks a minimum of 30 would be required. Her friend says only 15 would be required.

Thank you in advance for your time.
-JFM


Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: Martin on December 02, 2008, 01:54:29 PM
I think 15 is a lot. Remember how the rancor died. Not very smart. Clumsy. Slow.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: jbissell on December 02, 2008, 01:55:21 PM
I'd say less than 15, more than 6. 8 if I had to pick a number.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: Sarah on December 02, 2008, 02:00:56 PM
Didn't Michael Crichton teach us that velociraptors were smart and worked in coordinated packs?  If he's right (and of course he must be, esp. now that he's dead), then six would indeed probably be sufficient.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: erechoveraker on December 02, 2008, 02:03:07 PM
6 or less for sure, a pack. Think of Lions who take down big ass creatures, and Raptors are supposedly as deadly, if not more. 30 Raptors could just dogpile the Rancor no problem, talk about overkill - your friend needs to get tossed into the Sarlacc for that number.

Also, holy crap are your friends nerds.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: Sarah on December 02, 2008, 02:04:26 PM
And what does that make us?
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: erechoveraker on December 02, 2008, 02:07:45 PM
To the Sarlacc with you too, Sarah!
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: Sarah on December 02, 2008, 02:15:14 PM
It's a fair cop.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 02, 2008, 02:25:50 PM
Not very smart. Clumsy. Slow.

this description makes the bar behind my house Rancor Central. 
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: Martin on December 02, 2008, 02:29:59 PM
I was looking at a mirror when I wrote that. I don't know, the words just came to me.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: Chris L on December 02, 2008, 02:38:21 PM
This thread is making this guy cry:

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/34871339_9894edc9e5.jpg)
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 02, 2008, 02:41:10 PM
In defense of my friend, Wookiepedia (?!) mentions that the rancor can be 32 feet high. The "clever" angle may not work when we are talking about something that big.  

Also, look at his fucking arms!  

 
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 02, 2008, 02:53:41 PM
i still say less than ten raptors are needed, JFM.






I was looking at a mirror when I wrote that. I don't know, the words just came to me.

Oh, Martin.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 02, 2008, 03:11:32 PM
i still say less than ten raptors are needed, JFM.
 

Fair enough. 

I would like to see Speilberg and Lucas duke this one out. Who would win that fight?
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: senorcorazon on December 02, 2008, 03:18:11 PM
i still say less than ten raptors are needed, JFM.
 

Fair enough. 

I would like to see Speilberg and Lucas duke this one out. Who would win that fight?

You mean, before or after Speilberg and Lucas made out for 3 hours?

Under 10, definitely, if it's in an enclosed place with enough space for the raptors to avoid blows.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 02, 2008, 03:33:50 PM
http://www.steveschofield.co.uk/gallery_lotf.html
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: yesno on December 02, 2008, 03:56:17 PM
http://www.steveschofield.co.uk/gallery_lotf.html

This one is kind of adorable:

(http://www.steveschofield.co.uk/images/galleries/scifi/scifi022.jpg)
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: erechoveraker on December 02, 2008, 03:56:59 PM
Well now we're just talking a simple transference problem. We know that it takes 13 Kuato's (http://blogs.lvcitylife.com/wp-content/media/2008/04/kuato-blog.jpg) to beat 1 E.T., and it takes 7 E.T.'s (http://www.naitik.net/blog/wp-content/photos/ET_in_Star_Wars_I.jpg) to beat 1 Tauntaun (http://theswca.com/images-toys/figuretoys/tauntaunopenbelly-catalog.jpg), and it takes 18,317 Tauntaun's to beat 1 Mechagodzilla (http://www.henshinonline.com/images/gmmg_production_14.jpg) - although the Lucas to Speilberg ratio (http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080417/spielberg-lucas_l.jpg) does sort of blow the whole thing out of whack...

I'm a dummy, I think this has become a job for DfK.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: Emily on December 02, 2008, 04:06:12 PM
I thought we were suppose to get over Star Wars already.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: dave from knoxville on December 02, 2008, 04:07:14 PM
Well now we're just talking a simple transference problem. We know that it takes 13 Kuato's (http://blogs.lvcitylife.com/wp-content/media/2008/04/kuato-blog.jpg) to beat 1 E.T., and it takes 7 E.T.'s (http://www.naitik.net/blog/wp-content/photos/ET_in_Star_Wars_I.jpg) to beat 1 Tauntaun (http://theswca.com/images-toys/figuretoys/tauntaunopenbelly-catalog.jpg), and it takes 18,317 Tauntaun's to beat 1 Mechagodzilla (http://www.henshinonline.com/images/gmmg_production_14.jpg) - although the Lucas to Speilberg ratio (http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080417/spielberg-lucas_l.jpg) does sort of blow the whole thing out of whack...

I'm a dummy, I think this has become a job for DfK.

You have to call my name 5 times to get me to appear.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 02, 2008, 04:07:32 PM
I thought we were suppose to get over Star Wars already.

clearly, this is a Jurassic Park discrepancy issue.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: KickTheBobo on December 02, 2008, 04:36:25 PM
assuming

1 Rancor = 1 grouchy 4 year old AND
1 Velociraptor = 1 nasty housecat

then no more than 5


Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: Sarah on December 02, 2008, 04:54:29 PM
All the velociraptors have to do is get in close and maul the what's-it's Achilles tendons (which of course it has).  It topples, and they dart in for the kill.  Easy peasy.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: Denim Gremlin on December 03, 2008, 03:23:30 AM
you only need one. it's all pretty obvious how it would go down.

all the raptor has to do it stick a big bone in it's mouth to distract it and then run through the big opening it came through, when when the rancor chases the raptor halfway through the raptor throws a rock at the controls and the gate comes crashing down.

duh.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: andrew in philadelphia on December 03, 2008, 10:51:48 AM
is there an over/under on this?

if so, can someone smart explain over/under to me?
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: James W on December 03, 2008, 12:16:57 PM
In defense of my friend, Wookiepedia (?!) mentions that the rancor can be 32 feet high. The "clever" angle may not work when we are talking about something that big.
Yeah, but if you're specifically talking about the one in Jabba's basement? No way is that thing even 20 feet tall. Look how big the Gamorrean guard's arm is in his mouth! I say it'd only take four, though you'd probably lose two in the process.
Title: Re: How many velociraptors to take down a rancor?
Post by: Regular Joe on December 03, 2008, 11:57:46 PM
How many velociraptors would it take to kill the rancor that lives in Jabba's palace?

Same as the number of Batmans required to take down a Santa Claus.

Tell your friend she makes me sick for asking people this. Let me know what her reaction is afterwords. Thanks for doing this, Jon.