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Title: Beard? or No Beard?
Post by: theyellowchair on January 06, 2009, 02:59:36 PM
Just wondering how the FOTs feel about facial hair.
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Post by: Nicksy on January 06, 2009, 03:22:33 PM
I am generally beard when it's cold, shaven when it's hot.
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Post by: erika on January 06, 2009, 03:24:18 PM
I like beards on others as long as they're trimmed well. And I prefer them with sideburns.

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Post by: Chris L on January 06, 2009, 03:28:28 PM
If nobody's dribbled chilli or tobacco into it, forget it.
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Post by: Amplituden on January 06, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
When I went to Shellac show this winter Steve Albini said, "Looks like the indie rock Taliban has come out tonight."
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on January 06, 2009, 03:41:38 PM
beard or no beard no matter what time of year is excellent.
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Post by: pscan on January 06, 2009, 03:56:38 PM
Beard, but this needs to be differentiated from "not shaving." At some point, every man must decide when he is "not shaving" and when he is "growing a beard." Doing one, while meaning to do the other, will lead to a messy, unfocused face.
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Post by: <<<<< on January 06, 2009, 04:03:47 PM
Not true.  As stated before, I cannot grow a beard, even if I wanted to.

As a result, I'm neither here nor there on the matter. 
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Post by: break on January 06, 2009, 04:25:12 PM
Pro-beard.  There is nothing like a little beard-stroking when deep in thought. 

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Post by: Andy on January 06, 2009, 05:24:34 PM
Definitely Beard.
(http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4679)
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on January 06, 2009, 05:29:33 PM
i cant grow a beard either, but there are many a time when i wish i had one.
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Post by: Martin on January 06, 2009, 05:42:34 PM
Pro, obviously.
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Post by: buffcoat on January 06, 2009, 05:58:12 PM
I can stand it for about 2.5 weeks, then I get bored and shave.  I have found that the ladies like it more in appearance and concept than in close contact with their own faces.

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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on January 06, 2009, 06:07:03 PM
its also not pleasant during the post-shave prickly period either. 
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Post by: emdasher on January 06, 2009, 06:08:17 PM
I can grow a beard, however I look waaaaay younger than I actually am, so if I decided to have a beard I would pretty much look the way a small child looks when they wear a fake beard.

(http://blog.syracuse.com/houselights/2008/04/large_house_beard-kid.jpg)

Kind of like this except I'm way better looking than this kid.
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Post by: dave from knoxville on January 06, 2009, 06:09:22 PM
Pro-beard.  There is nothing like a little beard-stroking when deep in thought. 



Now you're just parroting Ann Coulter.
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on January 06, 2009, 06:15:59 PM
Kind of like this except I'm way better looking than this kid.

i call shenanigans.
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Post by: Stupornaut on January 06, 2009, 06:17:42 PM
Pro. Also:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcVVWfZduj0[/youtube]
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Post by: emdasher on January 06, 2009, 06:25:17 PM
Kind of like this except I'm way better looking than this kid.

i call shenanigans.

You got me.
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Post by: AllisonLeGnome on January 06, 2009, 06:26:02 PM
It completely depends on the person. I'm not blanket pro or against.
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Post by: emdasher on January 06, 2009, 06:30:25 PM
It completely depends on the person. I'm not blanket pro or against.

I agree. I've never seen anybody look ridiculous with a beard, and yet I am 100% certain that I would look ridiculous with one, so I do not have one.
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Post by: Sarah on January 06, 2009, 06:31:45 PM
I prefer clean-shaven, but only if the shaving is done regularly if close contact is involved (stubble makes me break out in a rash).  But I also think any man who doesn't choose to be bearded over shaving (unless he only has to shave rarely) is a masochist.  Thus I stand by all men's right to whiskers and am perfectly willing to treat my irrational preference with the contempt it deserves.  I do hate facial hair that is fussed over, though, because I am antipreening.

P.S.  I also find excessively long beards silly.
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Post by: <<<<< on January 06, 2009, 07:41:04 PM
A lot of the women I know also fetishize eyeliner on guys, so it works out alright. 
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Post by: Stan on January 06, 2009, 07:51:39 PM
 I'm currently sporting a goatee as that's all that grows evenly. Along with the hair it really provides the Théoden King vibe.

 Assemble the Rohirrim!
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Post by: Beth on January 06, 2009, 07:52:13 PM
BEARDD
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Post by: Julie on January 06, 2009, 08:06:16 PM
If you are a very ugly man, then please grow a beard. If your looks are in the neighborhood of a little ugly to very attractive, please do not grow a beard. Also, if you don't know where your face falls on the attractive scale, ask me. Send me a clean shaven pic and I will tell you exactly what to do.
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Post by: Amplituden on January 07, 2009, 09:31:59 AM
I personally don't like having a beard.  I like getting up and shaving and looking neat and tidy for work.

I don't really care what other people do with their facial hair however.
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Post by: chrisfoll577 on January 07, 2009, 10:05:32 AM
Beards? YES.

Neckbeards? NO.

(http://www.fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kyle-orton.jpg)
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Post by: dave from knoxville on January 07, 2009, 10:51:06 AM
If you are a very ugly man, then please grow a beard. If your looks are in the neighborhood of a little ugly to very attractive, please do not grow a beard. Also, if you don't know where your face falls on the attractive scale, ask me. Send me a clean shaven pic and I will tell you exactly what to do.

This seems sexist; what are very ugly women to do?
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Post by: Sarah on January 07, 2009, 12:47:11 PM
Since veils went out of style, we suffer.  And envy the full burqa.
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Post by: Pat K on January 07, 2009, 02:31:46 PM
I've never seen anybody look ridiculous with a beard

I can not disagree more with this statement.

No beard! This is a no brainer, people. You wake up in the morning, put on some nice slacks, a clean shirt, a nice jacket, a good tie if you have one that matches, and you shave the coarse, matted hair off of your face, mouth, and neck. We're civilized now, we live in houses and can make fire at will - we no longer need to grow out thick clumps of body hair in order to keep ourselves warm.

Also, they make razors now with FIVE BLADES. Five! Who can resist that kind of elegance!
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Post by: Martin on January 07, 2009, 03:43:48 PM
You avatar disagrees, Pat.
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Post by: Pat K on January 07, 2009, 03:54:27 PM
Ah! Touche.
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Post by: Gore Marie on January 07, 2009, 04:33:16 PM
I'm going to take the controversial stance of against-beards.  It makes all my male peers in their 20's look older and that kind of freaks me out.
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Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on January 07, 2009, 05:14:43 PM
I've had one for at least a decade now, and I'd look weird without it.  The last time I was clean-shaven I looked like some curly hair, some ears, and a nose on top of a neck -- sort of like a cross between those Hanna-Barbara Beatles superhero characters and early-80s Howard Stern.  My wife also likes the beard because she says it makes me like the gentle social worker character that the heroine in urban romance stories always ends up with (don't judge!).

I'm frankly ambivalent about the hipster-beard trend because it's about peaked and once it's over, everyone will think I'm stuck in 2008, like those schlubby middle-aged guys with 90s-style van dyke beards.  Though hopefully by that time I'll be a dad, and the last thing I'll want is to be "cool."
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Post by: Regular Joe on January 08, 2009, 12:02:19 AM
How did I miss this thread? I just grew a full beard this winter for the first time ever, and I kind of love it. It looks good in the mirror, it's very low maintenance and the ladies looove it. For some reason I'd always been afraid of going whole hog this (minus the neckbeard obviously), but now I have seen the beard light.

It definitely has it's drawbacks though, don't let me mislead you. I look like a homeless person if I don't groom myself and it gets caught on things all the time, which really hurts. I'm also pretty well convinced that my silky skin has started to resemble Mickey Rourke's back at the beginning of The Wrestler underneath all that hair.
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Post by: Regular Joe on January 08, 2009, 12:02:29 AM
How did I miss this thread? I just grew a full beard this winter for the first time ever, and I kind of love it. It looks good in the mirror, it's very low maintenance and the ladies looove it. For some reason I'd always been afraid of going whole hog this (minus the neckbeard obviously), but now I have seen the beard light.

It definitely has it's drawbacks though, don't let me mislead you. I look like a homeless person if I don't groom myself and it gets caught on things all the time, which really hurts. I'm also pretty well convinced that my silky skin has started to resemble Mickey Rourke's back at the beginning of The Wrestler underneath all that hair.
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Post by: Gore Marie on January 08, 2009, 12:36:25 PM
and it gets caught on things all the time, which really hurts.

That actually happens? Where the heck are you sticking your face?
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Post by: break on January 08, 2009, 03:11:46 PM
How about:

(http://bethesdacomedy.com/images/GalleryCbig/ZachGalifianakis.jpg) vs. (http://media.canada.com/adb2bc88-5601-4047-ad56-bcfc4817edd4/zachweb.jpg)
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Post by: Pride of Staten Island on January 08, 2009, 03:59:00 PM
If you are a very ugly man, then please grow a beard. If your looks are in the neighborhood of a little ugly to very attractive, please do not grow a beard. Also, if you don't know where your face falls on the attractive scale, ask me. Send me a clean shaven pic and I will tell you exactly what to do.

And this is why I have a beard. My face is a disaster. If I could grow it over my eyes, I would.
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on January 08, 2009, 04:24:28 PM
i challenge this.  i havent seen an unattractive FOT yet (in the context of the FOT Pictures of you thread). 
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Post by: Regular Joe on January 08, 2009, 09:45:00 PM
and it gets caught on things all the time, which really hurts.

That actually happens? Where the heck are you sticking your face?

If any object has a small crack in it and I put it near my face, my beard hairs get caught and pulled out. I also forgot to mention I work in a velcro facility.

i challenge this.  i havent seen an unattractive FOT yet (in the context of the FOT Pictures of you thread). 

I posit that most ugly people probably wouldn't flaunt their hideous faces on the internet. Your logic is flawed!
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on January 09, 2009, 10:41:02 AM
oh, RJ...trust me, not only have I flaunted my ugly mug online, but the internet holds stock in ugly people (a relative term, i understand) who post their photo online. 
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Post by: Emily on January 09, 2009, 01:27:38 PM
Beards on men are hot.
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Post by: dave from knoxville on January 09, 2009, 02:08:38 PM
i challenge this.  i havent seen an unattractive FOT yet (in the context of the FOT Pictures of you thread). 

Dear lord, Iam. You've clearly not seen us all.
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on January 09, 2009, 02:33:29 PM
i challenge this.  i havent seen an unattractive FOT yet (in the context of the FOT Pictures of you thread). 

Dear lord, Iam. You've clearly not seen us all.

hey!  you let me call 'em likes i sees 'em.  


*it should be noted, that although not everyone is hot, not a one of you is ugly; its all about relative definitions.  
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Post by: neilnumberman on January 09, 2009, 02:43:21 PM
Much like Andy Reid and Brian Dawkins, I will not shave until the playoffs are over for the Eagles, or better yet, they win the Super Bowl. Some of the hairs get caught in my hoodie and when I move my head they rip out and it is painful.
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Post by: dave from knoxville on January 09, 2009, 02:46:17 PM
Much like Andy Reid and Brian Dawkins, I will not shave until the playoffs are over for the Eagles, or better yet, they win the Super Bowl. Some of the hairs get caught in my hoodie and when I move my head they rip out and it is painful.
I can put a disposable razor in the mail to you today, but you will have to wait until Monday to actually use it.
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Post by: chris v on January 09, 2009, 02:58:57 PM
Ouch! DFK is getting feisty on the topic of football today. Must be feeling pretty confident in the Titan's chances, yes?

Also go Eagles and go beards!
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Post by: neilnumberman on January 09, 2009, 09:59:36 PM
Much like Andy Reid and Brian Dawkins, I will not shave until the playoffs are over for the Eagles, or better yet, they win the Super Bowl. Some of the hairs get caught in my hoodie and when I move my head they rip out and it is painful.
I can put a disposable razor in the mail to you today, but you will have to wait until Monday to actually use it.
Go Ravens
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on January 09, 2009, 10:01:56 PM
considering how far this thread has gone, what...no pics?
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Post by: Emily on January 09, 2009, 10:41:20 PM
Show us your beards!
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Post by: Fido on January 09, 2009, 11:49:52 PM
Much like Andy Reid and Brian Dawkins, I will not shave until the playoffs are over for the Eagles, or better yet, they win the Super Bowl. Some of the hairs get caught in my hoodie and when I move my head they rip out and it is painful.
I can put a disposable razor in the mail to you today, but you will have to wait until Monday to actually use it.

Come on, Dave, friends don't let friends use disposable razors -- at least, not guy friends. That is, unless you want brother Neil to end up with nics and razor burn and blood all over his face, which wouldn't be good for his mug.
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Post by: <<<<< on January 10, 2009, 03:43:47 AM
(http://www.damninteresting.com/wp-content/rasrecovery.jpg)
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Post by: dave from knoxville on January 10, 2009, 11:20:21 AM
Much like Andy Reid and Brian Dawkins, I will not shave until the playoffs are over for the Eagles, or better yet, they win the Super Bowl. Some of the hairs get caught in my hoodie and when I move my head they rip out and it is painful.
I can put a disposable razor in the mail to you today, but you will have to wait until Monday to actually use it.

Come on, Dave, friends don't let friends use disposable razors -- at least, not guy friends. That is, unless you want brother Neil to end up with nics and razor burn and blood all over his face, which wouldn't be good for his mug.

I use disposable razors.
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Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on January 10, 2009, 02:36:48 PM
Show us your beards!

OK

(http://neilnumberman.com/images/news/grote.jpg)
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Post by: Big Plastic Head on January 10, 2009, 03:14:21 PM
I think my favorite part about growing a beard is shaving it off and getting all the, "Wow! Look how young you look!" complements.

</ego>
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Post by: Martin on January 10, 2009, 04:39:46 PM
Show us your beards!

(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9256/n6357691061189119300535kj4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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Post by: Fido on January 10, 2009, 04:44:35 PM
Much like Andy Reid and Brian Dawkins, I will not shave until the playoffs are over for the Eagles, or better yet, they win the Super Bowl. Some of the hairs get caught in my hoodie and when I move my head they rip out and it is painful.
I can put a disposable razor in the mail to you today, but you will have to wait until Monday to actually use it.

Come on, Dave, friends don't let friends use disposable razors -- at least, not guy friends. That is, unless you want brother Neil to end up with nics and razor burn and blood all over his face, which wouldn't be good for his mug.

I use disposable razors.

Really? If they work for you, that's cool. They usually rip little holes all over my face and neck, which isn't fun for me or anyone who has to look at me.
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Post by: Beth on January 10, 2009, 06:56:31 PM
Show us your beards!

OK

(http://neilnumberman.com/images/news/grote.jpg)


Show us your beards!

(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9256/n6357691061189119300535kj4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


I'm fanning myself.
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Post by: KickTheBobo on January 10, 2009, 09:45:26 PM
I wish I could grow a beard/ moustache/ decent sideburns. My father and two older brothers can, but I seem to have gotten the shaft in the facial hair dept.

that's not to say that I couldn't technically grow one. If I did, it would most likely turn out like Cliff's.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z9mhbHXSi4[/youtube]
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Post by: yesno on January 10, 2009, 09:59:07 PM
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9256/n6357691061189119300535kj4.jpg)

I know that mixing shirt and tie patterns is challenging, but this just seems like cheating.
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Post by: Chris L on January 10, 2009, 11:14:33 PM
I propose a spin-off poll where we rank the early 80's beards of Francis Ford Coppola, John Landis and Joel Silver.  I already tried to find an accompanying clip of Rick Moranis as Larry Siegel to no avail.