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Title: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: HaroldBlvd on January 26, 2009, 01:51:02 AM
Mine is this. In 1978, after the Ramones released Road To Ruin, the members of the Beatles discover the Ramones through Julian Lennon. The fab 4 are bored with their careers at this time but are blown away by the Ramones.
They decide to get together one last time and produce a Ramones tribute album performing every song on the first four Ramones albums.
They pose for the album cover in their Sgt Peppers uniforms all torn at the knee. They are leaning up against the wall of Abbey Road Studios in grainy black and white.
The name of the album would be "All You Need Is Glue."
Title: Re: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: Kim Kelly on January 26, 2009, 08:07:03 AM
I think you mean "fontasy."
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Post by: andrew in philadelphia on January 26, 2009, 12:28:59 PM
a weekend of ice fishing with the insane clown posse.

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Post by: Raad_Man on January 26, 2009, 01:35:16 PM
a reunion of axl, slash, izzy, duff and steven.  to quote james hetfield 'nothing else matters.'
Title: Re: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: Amplituden on January 26, 2009, 01:47:55 PM
Mine is filling in on guitar for the departed Sterling Morrison in a reunited VU for a European concert tour.

It would be with Lou Reed, Doug Yule and Mo Tucker + Me.

I would sing backups on Lonesome Cowboy Bill.

Another component of my fontasy is that everyone would like it.
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Post by: Denim Gremlin on January 26, 2009, 01:54:55 PM
1983 brooklyn, ny - a generation of young black kids get bored with this fad called "hip hop" and start hardcore bands after Run DMC,  LL Cool J, and Slick Rick accidentally find themselves at a Bad Brains show and are inspired to start a band.

1997 - the East Coast/West Coast rivalry between the labels SST and Discord come to a head with the shootings of Ian Mckaye and Henry Rollins.
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Post by: Wes on January 26, 2009, 02:37:49 PM
I'm recycling this from elsewhere, when the question of what your fantasy endgame scenario would be for the Rolling Stones to call it quits while saving face:

In China, The Rolling Stones unveil a huge hot air balloon shaped like their Lips logo to announce that they will promote their next album by hot air ballooning around the world. Mick wears a pilot's outfit, while Ron Wood is forced to don an old-timey leather aviator's cap and goggles with a scarf. Keith refuses to wear a goofy outfit, but Mick makes a public show of having him hand over any knives in his pockets or hanging from his hair so he doesn't accidentally pop the balloon.

The Stones pile in and take off (think the Bee Gees in the Sgt. Pepper movie), planning to circumnavigate the globe in their balloon and play a massive concert atop the Great Wall of China upon completion.

But tragedy strikes: somewhere over Nepal, the Stones' balloon vanishes. A huge search is undertaken, but only the badly-damaged balloon is found and the Stones are missing for months. The world is devastated by this news, and many classic rock stations switch to an all-Stones format for weeks until finally, Charlie Watts emerges from the wilderness as the lone survivor of the tragic hot air balloon crash.

Reporters ask Charlie what happened, but he just shrugs and everybody correctly figures that's the best they'll get out of him. Huge statues are erected in honor of Mick and Keith, with a much smaller statue also put up in honor of Ron. The bass player doesn't get one, which people quietly think is a little racist, but nobody wants to say anything, and besides, these statues are really expensive.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Stones have actually faked their own deaths. In Tibet, Keith buys a bar and spends the rest of his life outdrinking sherpas like Marion in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Ron dyes his hair blonde and lives in a secret room in Rod Stewart's house, occasionally venturing out in public disguised as Rod. No one ever notices. Mick becomes a silent partner in the World's Largest Casino in Macao and regularly performs there, but this never becomes public knowledge in the West due to China's strict media control. Darryl Jones returns to America and actually tours with Eric Clapton a few times, and a handful of people say "Hey, isn't that the bass player from the Stones? Didn't he die in that hot air balloon crash?" but nobody is 100% sure and everyone is afraid to ask.
Title: Re: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: Stupornaut on January 26, 2009, 03:59:46 PM
1983 brooklyn, ny - a generation of young black kids get bored with this fad called "hip hop" and start hardcore bands after Run DMC,  LL Cool J, and Slick Rick accidentally find themselves at a Bad Brains show and are inspired to start a band.

My fantasy would be the exact opposite, and involves D. Boon collaborating with Kool Keith.
Title: Re: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: KickTheBobo on January 26, 2009, 05:46:31 PM
a reunion of axl, slash, izzy, duff and steven doing some much-needed landscaping work around my Manor.
Title: Re: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: buffcoat on January 26, 2009, 08:13:51 PM
a reunion of axl, slash, izzy, duff and steven doing some much-needed landscaping work around my Manor.

Winner!
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Post by: buffcoat on January 26, 2009, 08:14:39 PM
Kriss Kross, rather than Nirvana, "saves music."
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on January 26, 2009, 09:37:55 PM
Not sure what mine is now. But I will admit to an embarrassing one from around 1991. I wished that Flea and Les Claypool would team up.  Maybe call themselves "Fleapool?"

I should bring that to a Cringefest in Brooklyn.
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Post by: mike_b on January 26, 2009, 11:14:40 PM
3 words:
Fourth-Wave Ska.

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Post by: Raad_Man on January 27, 2009, 12:29:53 AM
sometimes i wish the skynyrd plane never crashed.
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Post by: Pride of Staten Island on January 27, 2009, 10:52:43 AM
An episode of "American Idol" were all contestants must sing Ted Leo covers.
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Post by: dave from knoxville on January 27, 2009, 11:03:54 AM
At least two years prior to George Harrison's death, The Traveling Wilburys reform with Rodney Crowell in Roy O's spot.
Title: Re: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on January 27, 2009, 12:50:44 PM
Two words: Punk Tango.
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Post by: Chris L on January 27, 2009, 01:07:58 PM
I wish George Best had recorded an album called Wedding Present .
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Post by: cutout on January 27, 2009, 04:43:44 PM
Summer 2007, Norfolk, Virginia. The Plain White T's are about to kick off a huge tour in support of their single "Hey There Delilah".

A few seconds into their first song, I emerge from a trapdoor beneath the stage. Slowly, solemnly, I make my way over to singer Tom Higgenson. We are face to face. I shake my head back and forth, as if to say, "No, no. Just...no". He begins to protest, but looks strangely resigned. "Shhh, shhh", I tell him. Then I unburden him of his Ovation acoustic guitar, gently setting in on the ground. I take out a pair of pliers and remove each and every one of its mechanical parts until it's sufficiently unplayable. The rest of the band has retreated into the darkness by now. I do the same with all of their instruments, even disassembling the drum stool and tambourines piece by piece.

With the help of the crowd, we take what's left of the instruments, exit to the parking lot and dump it all in a pile. The detritus is doused in flammable liquids and burned for hours while a silent crowd watches, their faces glowing. No one speaks of the band or the song ever again.
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Post by: mcphee from the forum on January 27, 2009, 04:53:09 PM
1989: Dee Dee King replaces Professor Griff as the leader of the S1Ws.
Title: Re: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: mike_b on January 28, 2009, 09:05:38 PM
3 words:
Fourth-Wave Ska.



Seriously though, I wish Tim Taylor from Brainiac hadn't died.
Title: Re: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: daveB from Oakland on January 29, 2009, 12:58:49 AM
My fontasy is pretty "out there". It involves the music of Guided by Voices being adapted for a 3-D film about Cleopatra, directed by Steven Soderbergh.
Title: Re: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: samir on January 29, 2009, 09:20:42 AM
My fontasy is pretty "out there". It involves the music of Guided by Voices being adapted for a 3-D film about Cleopatra, directed by Steven Soderbergh.

That's just insane, Dave.  You're nuts.
Title: Re: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: Ike on January 29, 2009, 09:41:29 AM
I wish George Best had recorded an album called Wedding Present .

This may be my favorite internet post of all time, in all of human history. 




Title: Re: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: dave from knoxville on January 31, 2009, 11:30:33 AM
How about this for nuts: Lou Reed, upon meeting someone he doesn't already know, treats them respectfully.
Title: Re: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on February 01, 2009, 02:21:41 PM
Vladimir Putin has Lou Reed kidnapped so the Russians can find the 'secret hidden chord' to Sweet Jane.

Governor Schwarzeneggar and Bruce Willis suit up for one last big adventure.

The two perform a rendition of 'Satisfaction' at a concert for Putin that causes spacetime to collapse on itself.

The Universe is re-born, only this time without Kid Rock.

Title: Re: What's your rock and roll fantasy?
Post by: Kibblesmith on February 03, 2009, 01:46:24 AM
A guitar that runs on electricity.