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Title: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: dave from knoxville on March 17, 2009, 10:42:02 PM: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/03/off_with_those.php (http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/03/off_with_those.php)

Don't even read the text; go straight to the sound clips.
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on March 17, 2009, 10:57:07 PM: I have two children. Now I am sure that I will never have three.
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: nec13 on March 17, 2009, 11:08:16 PM: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c0/OReillyCultureWarrior.png/175px-OReillyCultureWarrior.png)

Bill O'Reilly: Cultural Warrior. He's a sick, sick man.
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Post by: masterofsparks on March 17, 2009, 11:44:15 PM: Q: Would an audiobook read by Spike be better (ie less horrifying) or worse?
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: Lothar_Brightblade on March 17, 2009, 11:56:59 PM: Quote from: masterofsparks on March 17, 2009, 11:44:15 PM
Q: Would an audiobook read by Spike be better (ie less horrifying) or worse?

I'd like to hear Audacity of Hope read by Spike.
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: sushi cowboy on March 18, 2009, 12:01:31 AM: Quote from: Lothar_Brightblade on March 17, 2009, 11:56:59 PM
Quote from: masterofsparks on March 17, 2009, 11:44:15 PM
Q: Would an audiobook read by Spike be better (ie less horrifying) or worse?

I'd like to hear Audacity of Hope read by Spike.

I'll take O'Reilly any day over that. I don't even want to think about how Spike would write a scene of "passion"
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: Lothar_Brightblade on March 18, 2009, 12:05:24 AM: Quote from: sushi cowboy on March 18, 2009, 12:01:31 AM
Quote from: Lothar_Brightblade on March 17, 2009, 11:56:59 PM
Quote from: masterofsparks on March 17, 2009, 11:44:15 PM
Q: Would an audiobook read by Spike be better (ie less horrifying) or worse?

I'd like to hear Audacity of Hope read by Spike.

I'll take O'Reilly any day over that. I don't even want to think about how Spike would write a scene of "passion"

".... and I suggested we go to the dungeon. She didn't know what I meant, we had been all around the house that day, uniting as one being, showing our true colors. But I'd yet to introduce her to my favorite part. Now I could show her my real potential; now I could show her who I become when I don the leather mask..."
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: sushi cowboy on March 18, 2009, 12:07:40 AM: Quote from: Lothar_Brightblade on March 18, 2009, 12:05:24 AM
Quote from: sushi cowboy on March 18, 2009, 12:01:31 AM
Quote from: Lothar_Brightblade on March 17, 2009, 11:56:59 PM
Quote from: masterofsparks on March 17, 2009, 11:44:15 PM
Q: Would an audiobook read by Spike be better (ie less horrifying) or worse?

I'd like to hear Audacity of Hope read by Spike.

I'll take O'Reilly any day over that. I don't even want to think about how Spike would write a scene of "passion"

".... and I suggested we go to the dungeon. She didn't know what I meant, we had been all around the house, breathing as one. but I'd yet to introduce her to my favorite part. Now I could show her my real potential..."

Please stop. There's no shower in this topic.
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: Lothar_Brightblade on March 18, 2009, 12:10:40 AM: Yeah, but I'm sure there's one in the dungeon that only has cold water.

Think about it.
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: sushi cowboy on March 18, 2009, 12:13:14 AM: All I can picture is a TV showing a running loop of the Chucky series and lots of electrified torture devices.
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: Big Plastic Head on March 18, 2009, 01:23:29 AM: Bill O' saying "...greedily sucking on a crack pipe..."

Wow.

Yep. Nothin' else. Just...wow.
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Post by: Beth on March 18, 2009, 08:08:56 PM: I am going to use "off with those pants" next time I try to seduce my significant other. And I'll use the same vocal inflections.
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: Regular Joe on March 19, 2009, 12:58:55 AM: I'm sorry, but the winner is "Whatty and the Whofish?". Thanks for playing.
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: nec13 on March 19, 2009, 02:04:00 AM: Quote from: Regular Joe on March 19, 2009, 12:58:55 AM
"Whatty and the Whofish?".

That was the name of Bill O'Reilly's high school garage band.
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: Martin on March 20, 2009, 12:49:52 PM: I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting pretty aroused
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: Spoony on March 20, 2009, 01:38:13 PM: "The Audacity of Hope, In My Dungeon" by Spike
Title: Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
Post by: Clint on March 25, 2009, 02:20:34 PM: Scooter Libby wrote a book like this. No audio but the description sounds horrific.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apprentice_(book) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apprentice_(book))