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Title: Favorite Wurster sign-off/death threat
Post by: Mark on January 27, 2007, 03:11:04 PM
From recent shows a standout would have to be Tom and the message board Maja Playa's polite-off from the 12/12/06 show, in which after exchanging friendly goodbyes for a minute or so, the caller zings Tom with a quick "go die"/hangup combo:
http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=21383&starttime=02:51:40
Another all-time favorite is Zachary Brimstead's Barbershop Punk, in which he gives Tom a dose of Green Day's "Basket Case" but leaves him wanting more:
http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=608&starttime=00:59:55
Title: Re: Favorite Wurster sign-off/death threat
Post by: Sploops on January 27, 2007, 04:08:40 PM
Great topic!  Here's two random ones from the archive:

"Get ready for a mouthful of my cookies!"
http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=12860&starttime=01:28:13 (http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=12860&starttime=01:28:13)

"You're gonna get Sajaked!  Sajaked!  SAJAKED!"
http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=14335&starttime=01:54:30 (http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=14335&starttime=01:54:30)
Title: Re: Favorite Wurster sign-off/death threat
Post by: Eric on January 27, 2007, 04:53:16 PM
Yes, Sajak is one of the best. I somehow didn't catch the Maja Playa one the first time through...that's hilarious.

I have to mention PBR's uncommonly tame "Goodbye, host" during the Paul F. Tompkins call and "Host, I don't like you" from the Zach Galifianakis fan. For some reason, those killed me.

One of my favorite death threats, I can never remember verbatim. I wish I could, because I've been wanting to hear it again. I can't remember the character either, but he just tells an associate of some foreign name to get a weapon, saying something like "Yari, get the razor..." and then hangs up. That was one of the biggest laughs, for me.  If anyone can, please tell me which show this was from.




Title: Re: Favorite Wurster sign-off/death threat
Post by: Omar on January 27, 2007, 10:27:32 PM

One of my favorite death threats, I can never remember verbatim. I wish I could, because I've been wanting to hear it again. I can't remember the character either, but he just tells an associate of some foreign name to get a weapon, saying something like "Yari, get the razor..." and then hangs up. That was one of the biggest laughs, for me.  If anyone can, please tell me which show this was from.

This was the Tornado Todd call from the 4/25/06 show.  Todd tells Yuri to start the car so they can drive up to WFMU to dismember Tom and deposit his remains in the Jersey swamps.  Yuri is a soulless bastard from Siberia who works at Todd's enforcer.  Todd once saw Yuri shove Fred Savage's face in a toilet for pawing a LifeChanges skank at a party.
Title: Re: Favorite Wurster sign-off/death threat
Post by: Eric on January 29, 2007, 04:54:59 PM

One of my favorite death threats, I can never remember verbatim. I wish I could, because I've been wanting to hear it again. I can't remember the character either, but he just tells an associate of some foreign name to get a weapon, saying something like "Yari, get the razor..." and then hangs up. That was one of the biggest laughs, for me.  If anyone can, please tell me which show this was from.

This was the Tornado Todd call from the 4/25/06 show.  Todd tells Yuri to start the car so they can drive up to WFMU to dismember Tom and deposit his remains in the Jersey swamps.  Yuri is a soulless bastard from Siberia who works at Todd's enforcer.  Todd once saw Yuri shove Fred Savage's face in a toilet for pawing a LifeChanges skank at a party.

Thanks a lot Omar. Too bad it looks like it was taken off the archives. hopefully it'll be on an upcoming cd.
Title: Re: Favorite Wurster sign-off/death threat
Post by: paul on February 01, 2007, 02:04:09 AM
i don';t think anything will ever beat "clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap YOU DIE"
Title: Re: Favorite Wurster sign-off/death threat
Post by: Cori on February 01, 2007, 02:58:31 PM
i don';t think anything will ever beat "clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap YOU DIE"

I could not contain my giggles after that one.
Title: Re: Favorite Wurster sign-off/death threat
Post by: buffcoat on February 01, 2007, 03:01:21 PM
Which one is "clap... clap you die?"
Title: Re: Favorite Wurster sign-off/death threat
Post by: Mark on February 01, 2007, 05:10:00 PM
I believe that's the recent "Hero's Call", as featured on Fluxblog not too long ago (http://www.fluxblog.org/2007/01/erotic-white-chocolate-store.html).
Title: Re: Favorite Wurster sign-off/death threat
Post by: Jarno on February 02, 2007, 05:41:45 PM
I'm gonna get Mike Reno to strangle you with that headband of his. (...) You're gonna get it eighties style man, I'm gonna turn you loose!