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Title: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: sushi cowboy on April 26, 2009, 11:29:50 PM
This past week has been a good one for doomsday enthusiasts. What's going to kill us all in the coming days seems to be either a bunch of militant extremists getting a hold of an unknown number of nukes or this brand new pig-a-majig virus. Let's chat about our inevitable demise as a civilization, shall we?

Sure, so far the only deaths reported of the swine flu have been in Mexico and maybe there's a 10,000 strong elite force solely devoted to protecting the dismantled components of Pakistan's warheads. But we need to live off headlines for a good thread. So, how are we all gonna die today?

Don't forget the sun will indirectly kill us.
http://news.aol.com/article/solar-storm-warning/437777 (http://news.aol.com/article/solar-storm-warning/437777)
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: Pidgeon on April 26, 2009, 11:32:21 PM
What is this, Digg?
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: cutout on April 27, 2009, 12:19:11 AM
A friend of mine offhandedly announced today that he was stockpiling dry goods, guns + ammo and food. I thought he was joking, but he wasn't. He said it was on account of the swine flu. This is someone who'd ordinarily be making fun of people who react like this. What the hell is going on?
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: sushi cowboy on April 27, 2009, 01:13:18 AM
I had a college professor who used to be an E.R. doctor. During the bird flu scare a few years ago he was talking about how our medical infrastructure would be completely crippled in the event of a deadly pandemic. I reckon shit would go haywire fast if people started dying in droves, but I also seriously doubt this pig flu is the one that'll do us in.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: DoodleJump! on April 27, 2009, 01:22:06 AM
So the news have been talking about this swine flu, but have failed to mention details...like...symptoms and such. So then I wonder, do I have it?!










I don't think I do.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: Trembling Eagle on April 27, 2009, 03:18:59 AM
I've been planning for a zombie holocaust for some years now. Just like every other red blooded American man.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: samir on April 27, 2009, 09:28:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbL9Vsobx8I
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: ericluxury on April 27, 2009, 09:43:18 AM
After bird flu, madcow, ebola and SARS, its hard to take any of this seriously. I wish that the people who covered stuff like this were aware of the egg on their face from their past hysterical reactions. Then, at least, the public might know when they are being ridiculous and when it might be time to be aware.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: Spoony on April 27, 2009, 11:17:22 AM
I've been planning for a zombie holocaust for some years now. Just like every other red blooded American man.

I read the Zombie Survival Guide and I have to admit, I started sizing up my apartment. I had a realty check at a hardware store when I passed a counter with machete's and I wondered "if I get one for each of my roommates, should I get a larger one for the biggest guy I live with."

THANKS, MEL BROOKS' SON. You've started me on my first steps towards forming a militia.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: Bryan on April 27, 2009, 11:38:22 AM
After bird flu, madcow, ebola and SARS, its hard to take any of this seriously.

The media does love pumping up stories like this. BUT - past warnings of threats that haven't materialized are not evidence that the swine flu is not a serious danger.

It really is the government's and media's job to warn us about stuff like this, and warnings, by their nature, have a large degree of uncertainty.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: neilnumberman on April 27, 2009, 12:24:03 PM
I'm ready:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUAvTn3uz5w[/youtube]
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: break on April 27, 2009, 12:28:22 PM
My wife and I spent the weekend getting all paranoided up with swine flu fears and then foolishly went to a movie and dinner Sunday night at the Palisades Mall which was mega-busy.  A pair of IMAX 3D loaner glasses has never been cleaned so furiously.    
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: erika on April 27, 2009, 12:36:41 PM
I've been planning for a zombie holocaust for some years now. Just like every other red blooded American man.

This may the the only thing you have in common with my fiance.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: Pidgeon on April 27, 2009, 12:42:08 PM
I've been planning for a zombie holocaust for some years now. Just like every other red blooded American man.

Am I the only one that doesn't get the whole "zombie/robot/ninja" thing that every 20-something seems to be obsessed over?

These same people seem to like George Carlin too, who I also "don't get."
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: Trembling Eagle on April 27, 2009, 01:20:08 PM
I've been planning for a zombie holocaust for some years now. Just like every other red blooded American man.

Am I the only one that doesn't get the whole "zombie/robot/ninja" thing that every 20-something seems to be obsessed over?

These same people seem to like George Carlin too, who I also "don't get."

hmm, you sound like zombie food.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: erika on April 27, 2009, 01:24:04 PM
I've been planning for a zombie holocaust for some years now. Just like every other red blooded American man.
Am I the only one that doesn't get the whole "zombie/robot/ninja" thing that every 20-something seems to be obsessed over?

Yup. The rest of us are completely obsessed with it.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: ericluxury on April 27, 2009, 01:48:49 PM
After bird flu, madcow, ebola and SARS, its hard to take any of this seriously.

The media does love pumping up stories like this. BUT - past warnings of threats that haven't materialized are not evidence that the swine flu is not a serious danger.

It really is the government's and media's job to warn us about stuff like this, and warnings, by their nature, have a large degree of uncertainty.

Thats true but its the most frustrating part. This shit could happen, so constantly hitting the panic button is completely useless. Also the way they cover these things is useless. There is no actual information to the panic, just info on where the cases are and long lists of measures various places are taking. Measures informed by people that are most likely just as badly informed as anyone else.

Lets say the epidemic doesn't materialize the way it hasn't for any of the other diseases that we've been told to go apeshit about (avian flu and west nile could be added to my previous list). Do you think any measures will be taken to stop pigs from being pumped full of anti-biotics so that they can be bred so closely to one another. The exact conditions that will make a super-flu that could threaten everyone.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: Pidgeon on April 27, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
I've been planning for a zombie holocaust for some years now. Just like every other red blooded American man.
Am I the only one that doesn't get the whole "zombie/robot/ninja" thing that every 20-something seems to be obsessed over?

Yup. The rest of us are completely obsessed with it.


I know.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: TacoSmith on April 29, 2009, 07:37:44 AM
I've been planning for a zombie holocaust for some years now. Just like every other red blooded American man.

Am I the only one that doesn't get the whole "zombie/robot/ninja" thing that every 20-something seems to be obsessed over?

Wait, have you seen the blueprints for my robo-ninjombie?
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: erika on April 29, 2009, 08:28:44 AM
I just realized I turn 30 this year. Does that mean I have to find a new obsession? Sasquatch, perhaps?
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: Bryan on April 29, 2009, 09:51:11 AM
I just realized I turn 30 this year. Does that mean I have to find a new obsession? Sasquatch, perhaps?

I've found that death by natural causes is a good obsession for us 30-somethings.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: yesno on April 29, 2009, 09:58:38 AM
I just realized I turn 30 this year. Does that mean I have to find a new obsession? Sasquatch, perhaps?

I think Jesse Thune did a podcast about this.  World War I Flying Ace is a good contender.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: Pidgeon on April 29, 2009, 12:28:47 PM
I just realized I turn 30 this year. Does that mean I have to find a new obsession? Sasquatch, perhaps?

Not trendy enough, sorry.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on April 30, 2009, 12:06:54 AM
I'm just waiting for the methane burp that ends all life on this planet.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: sushi cowboy on April 30, 2009, 06:39:07 PM
http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-sci-swine-reality30-2009apr30,0,3606923.story

Turns out, maybe, um, might have, erm, hit the alarm a bit quick. Who knew 36,000 people die of the flu every year in the U.S. alone? I mean, besides the experts and google.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: Sarah on May 01, 2009, 08:40:23 AM
I did.  Bunch of damn hysterics.  And, in the case of the media, hysterics desperate to fill too many hours of programming.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: ericluxury on May 01, 2009, 09:58:34 AM
It's crazy to think that in light of all the reaction to swine flu, that not that long ago it took 8 years for a reaction to AIDS. I was totally against the hysterics, but once I remembered that I realized that maybe the hysterics are okay.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on May 01, 2009, 10:59:38 AM
I've been planning for a zombie holocaust for some years now. Just like every other red blooded American man.

I read the Zombie Survival Guide and I have to admit, I started sizing up my apartment. I had a realty check at a hardware store when I passed a counter with machete's and I wondered "if I get one for each of my roommates, should I get a larger one for the biggest guy I live with."

THANKS, MEL BROOKS' SON. You've started me on my first steps towards forming a militia.

since reading that book, similarly, ive had the same thought process; although, it usually involves, "does this place have roof access?" true story.





I've been planning for a zombie holocaust for some years now. Just like every other red blooded American man.

Am I the only one that doesn't get the whole "zombie/robot/ninja" thing that every 20-something seems to be obsessed over?

These same people seem to like George Carlin too, who I also "don't get."

i can admit im not obssessed, but it really comes down to the movies.  ninja movies, eh.  robot movies, probably not.  but people coming back from the dead, their muscles and motor functions working without any further decomposition, maybe?

not to mention, zombie movies still keep me on the edge of my seat: "run!  just fucking run!"
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: Sarah on May 01, 2009, 11:22:05 AM
It's crazy to think that in light of all the reaction to swine flu, that not that long ago it took 8 years for a reaction to AIDS. I was totally against the hysterics, but once I remembered that I realized that maybe the hysterics are okay.

It has been known from the start that this is just a flu.  Hysterics were never justified.  They are almost entirely a result of news organizations' frantic need never to stop nattering on and on and on and on.

As for AIDS, it didn't take eight years for people to figure out that it was a hell of a lot more serious than a flu.  They just didn't care at first because they thought only the four H's were vulnerable to it.

Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: Pidgeon on May 01, 2009, 11:28:59 AM
@ iAmBaronVonTito:

I have to say, I'm way more interested in raptor-proofing my house than zombie-proofing. Ever since Jurassic Park came out in '93, I've always imagined what I would do in that situation.
Title: Re: We're All Gonna Die
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on May 01, 2009, 01:13:12 PM
@ iAmBaronVonTito:

I have to say, I'm way more interested in raptor-proofing my house than zombie-proofing. Ever since Jurassic Park came out in '93, I've always imagined what I would do in that situation.

fair enough- i'll call dittos on that.