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FOT Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: cutout on May 07, 2009, 01:01:27 PM
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Carrie Prejean vs. Perez Hilton (http://www.jessie-simbulan.com/news-and-events/perez-hilton-videos-ranting-on-carrie-prejean-miss-usa-2009-1st-runner-up/)
Trent Reznor vs. Chris Cornell (http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/05/07/trent-reznor-swipes-at-prince-rivers-cuomo-in-fan-interview/)
Joe the Plumber vs. CNN (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/04/joe-the-plumber-vs-cnns-r_n_141091.html)
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I still don't know what "Perez Hilton" is, and I don't want to find out.
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I still don't know what "Perez Hilton" is, and I don't want to find out.
He's a great source of information about important people.
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I still don't know what "Perez Hilton" is, and I don't want to find out.
He's a great source of information about important people.
and ejaculating cartoon penises
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Bill O'Reilly vs. Keith Olbermann
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Jello Biafra vs. the Bush Administration
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Jello Biafra vs. the Bush Administration
whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut????
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I'm a fan of TR and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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(http://websound.ru/issues/181_185/bsod-nin.jpg)
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Trent Reznor vs. the RIAA
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Scott Stapp vs. 311 (http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/8901746/scott_stapp_and_311_brawl)
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(http://websound.ru/issues/181_185/bsod-nin.jpg)
That was TR having a goof. He's a public supporter of Apple products and he did the same thing with his April Fool's joke this year. That's also a BSoD from Windows 95.
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"He's a public supporter of Apple products"
Yeah, he seems like the type that would be...
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"He's a public supporter of Apple products"
Yeah, he seems like the type that would be...
Apple is one of the many charities that Trent Reznor supports.
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Jello Biafra vs. the Bush Administration
I'd take another couple of Bush Administrations if it meant I wouldn't have to listen to any Jello Biafra collaborations or spoken word albums.
Also:
Yankess vs Red Sox
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I'd take another couple of Bush Administrations if it meant I wouldn't have to listen to any Jello Biafra collaborations or spoken word albums.
Also:
Yankess vs Red Sox
I wouldn't go that far. That being said, both Jello Biafra and Henry Rollins annoy the hell out of me. And I am in total agreement with Yankees v. Red Sox.
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Any argument between any two people that has ever happened on youtube comments.
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(http://websound.ru/issues/181_185/bsod-nin.jpg)
That was TR having a goof. He's a public supporter of Apple products and he did the same thing with his April Fool's joke this year. That's also a BSoD from Windows 95.
In that case: Trent Reznor vs. Microsoft (sorry, Ben)
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Not to mention Trent Reznor vs. Fred Durst (http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/11.23.00/durst-0047.html)
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Also:
Trent Reznor vs. Smashing Pumpkins
Trent Reznor vs. Fall Out Boy
Trent Reznor vs. Marilyn Manson
Trent Reznor vs. George W. Bush
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Jesse Ventura vs. Dick Cheney
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009/05/jesse_ventura_c.php
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Nothing wrong with Jesse Ventura in my book (except for his haircut).
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Jamie Foxx v. Silly Virus
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I love Jesse Ventura's haircut. If Cheney grew his hair out too, it would instantly become a two-way tie for first.
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I shouldn't have judged before I watched the whole thing. Ventura seems kind of awesome? But also I've had a few drinks.
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Yankess vs Red Sox
In the same vein: Mets vs Phillies (http://www.the700level.com/2009/05/metsphillies-rivalry-already-turned-ugly.html)
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Licorice vs ginger snaps
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Janeane Garofalo vs. Fox News
http://foxnewsboycott.com/fox-news/janeane-garafalo-handles-ambush-on-fox-news/
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Janeane Garofalo vs. Fox News
http://foxnewsboycott.com/fox-news/janeane-garafalo-handles-ambush-on-fox-news/
This is the best one so far.
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Licorice vs ginger snaps
Seconded.
Also, Augusto Pinochet versus Congestive Heart Failure
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Adolf Hitler vs. Joseph Stalin
Richard Nixon vs. Chairman Mao
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Stalin and Mao were awesome! They would have been better with bald mullets, though.
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"Lost" fanboys vs. "Heroes" fanboys.
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Probably too obvious, but Paris Hilton vs Perez Hilton
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Ashton Kutcher vs. CNN, with Twitter as a backdrop -
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/05/14/cnn.kutcher.prank/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
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Secretarial staff vs. custodial staff
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Trying to have a career in theater vs. a career in film vs. a career in academia vs. freelancing vs. a real job.
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winter vs summer
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/b/ vs. Scientology
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/b/ vs. Scientology
I know a guy, a 40+ year old special ed teacher that I interned for in high school last year, that went to a couple IRL scientology raids.
Now, I was pretty sure that shit had an age limit.
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arrogant youngsters vs. pretentious oldsters
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What is an IRL Raid?
Guessing here:
Idiots Railing Lamely?
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Sandals versus toe socks(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:aLyoRE6Sr0YgLM:http://manolomen.com/images/toe%2520socks.jpg)
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What is an IRL Raid?
Guessing here:
Idiots Railing Lamely?
Huh?
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What is an IRL Raid?
Guessing here:
Idiots Railing Lamely?
in real life
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What is an IRL Raid?
Guessing here:
Idiots Railing Lamely?
in real life
Indy Racing League
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What is an IRL Raid?
Guessing here:
Idiots Railing Lamely?
in real life
Can I go 4-way?
CSI vs CSI:Miami vs CSI:New York vs NCIS
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authentic old-neighborhood drunks vs. interloping hipster drunks
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here's a two-way fucking tie for last for ya. is that moaning I hear a drunken bum having a spiritual crisis or someone really enjoying the services of a tranny streetwalker? somebody, please, I'm begging you, get me out of hollywood.
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Clerks at independent record stores vs. sales associates at big box stores
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Bloggers vs. Maureen Dowd (http://medianation.blogspot.com/2009/05/blogosphere-versus-maureen-dowd.html)
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here's a two-way fucking tie for last for ya. is that moaning I hear a drunken bum having a spiritual crisis or someone really enjoying the services of a tranny streetwalker? somebody, please, I'm begging you, get me out of hollywood.
eeeeewwwwwwwwww.
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coxsackie virus vs norwalk virus
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Cornballs vs. mustardayonaise
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Ted Haggard (http://twitter.com/tedhaggard7) vs. Jeremiah Wright
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The horrible drug-addled psycho student who can't accept that she doesn't get a studio over the summer because she's a horrible drug-addled psycho
vs.
Her Dad who calls me three times a day on her behalf, who is also unwilling to accept that his daughter is a horrible drug-addled psycho
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The horrible drug-addled psycho student who can't accept that she doesn't get a studio over the summer because she's a horrible drug-addled psycho
vs.
Her Dad who calls me three times a day on her behalf, who is also unwilling to accept that his daughter is a horrible drug-addled psycho
This could be generalized to:
Awful students with a giant sense of entitlement
vs.
Their parents
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The horrible drug-addled psycho student who can't accept that she doesn't get a studio over the summer because she's a horrible drug-addled psycho
vs.
Her Dad who calls me three times a day on her behalf, who is also unwilling to accept that his daughter is a horrible drug-addled psycho
This could be generalized to:
Awful students with a giant sense of entitlement
vs.
Their parents
Or just
students
parents
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The horrible drug-addled psycho student who can't accept that she doesn't get a studio over the summer because she's a horrible drug-addled psycho
vs.
Her Dad who calls me three times a day on her behalf, who is also unwilling to accept that his daughter is a horrible drug-addled psycho
This could be generalized to:
Awful students with a giant sense of entitlement
vs.
Their parents
Or just
students
parents
You guys Strunk&Whited me.
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The horrible drug-addled psycho student who can't accept that she doesn't get a studio over the summer because she's a horrible drug-addled psycho
vs.
Her Dad who calls me three times a day on her behalf, who is also unwilling to accept that his daughter is a horrible drug-addled psycho
I was attempting to how much does a heming weigh you
This could be generalized to:
Awful students with a giant sense of entitlement
vs.
Their parents
Or just
students
parents
You guys Strunk&Whited me.
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here's a two-way fucking tie for last for ya. is that moaning I hear a drunken bum having a spiritual crisis or someone really enjoying the services of a tranny streetwalker? somebody, please, I'm begging you, get me out of hollywood.
my friend used to live above a small theater in a very seedy part of hollywood and we would sit on his floor and drink beer and try to guess "hooker or actress?" when we'd hear women screaming outside
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oh and in answer to your question, hugman, I see no reason why it couldn't be both
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shaving my face vs. having an unshaven face
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shaving my face vs. having an unshaven face
I wholeheartedly agree with this. I hate shaving.
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shaving my face vs. having an unshaven face
I wholeheartedly agree with this. I hate shaving.
I do not like it.
hipsters growing out their beards to look like Grizzly Adams vs. hipsters who grow out their beards to look like the bear Grizzly Adams ran around with
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shaving my face vs. having an unshaven face
I wholeheartedly agree with this. I hate shaving.
It's much worse when your a woman. You just can't ever let your face get shaggy, even on the weekend!
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Jon vs. Kate, they of the the soon-to-be severly-maladjusted 8.
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Jon vs. Kate, they of the the soon-to-be severly-maladjusted 8.
The best choice, thus far. Way to exploit your kids.
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Jon vs. Kate, they of the the soon-to-be severly-maladjusted 8.
Jon and Kate plus 8 Little Victims
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Perez Hilton vs. will.i.am
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/22/perez-hilton-william-assa_n_218711.html
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shaving my face vs. having an unshaven face
can we apply this to ladies' legs?
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garbage strike in the summer vs. people that hate everyone in unions.
Two way tie for last, you may want to delay a trip to Toronto for a bit!
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Perez Hilton vs. Will.I.Am -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJPsTuRyQ-E
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Perez Hilton vs. Will.I.Am -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJPsTuRyQ-E
eeeechhh, i hate when white people use the word "props" unironically.
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Ahh, sorry for re-posting J Garbage :P
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We're all friends here.
I made it 26 seconds into that video. "Violence is never the answer. Ever!" bleep bloop
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Sean Hannity v Rush Limbaugh
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Sarah Palin vs. Wonkette (http://wonkette.com/409650/insane-sarah-palin-late-at-night-on-july-4-threatens-to-sue-entire-internet-via-twitter)
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(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01ul6rB5uBdJM/610x.jpg)
Kobayashi / Chestnut
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Billy Bob Thornton vs. Daisy De La Hoya
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Perez Hilton vs. Will.I.Am -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJPsTuRyQ-E
eeeechhh, i hate when white people use the word "props" unironically.
uh, maybe this guy had it coming. He makes a nice living off of dishing up dirt on people all the time.
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If birthers picked a fight with (911) truthers, we'd have the ultimate TwtfL -
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=14&entry_id=44277
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AT&T vs. 4Chan
http://www.pcworld.com/printable/article/id,169100/printable.html
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Eminem vs. Mariah Carey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzHnNPLWsDQ
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a bugs life vs antz
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Violent J vs. Bill O'Reilly
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbvLwsYOhPs[/youtube]
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Skip Bayless vs. Chad Ochocinco
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Paul Haggis vs. The Church of Scientology
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Violent J vs. Bill O'Reilly
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbvLwsYOhPs[/youtube]
That makeup only does so much to hide the aging process.
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Paul Haggis vs. The Church of Scientology
Yes!
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Not enough coffee vs. too much coffee.
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Not enough coffee vs. too much coffee.
The sleepies vs. the jitters, you mean?
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Maxim vs. Cracked
http://www.maxim.com/humor/stupid-fun/84981/if-crackedcom-was-honest.html
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I kinda like Cracked. It's my last resort for procrastination when I've squeezed all the entertainment juice out of this board.
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Coincidence: I realized yesterday that all my knowledge of the movie Logan's Run comes from a circa 1980 Cracked spoof of (I think) The Dukes of Hazzard.
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Orly Tavitz vs. Fox News-
http://wonkette.com/412139/orly-taitz-shuts-down-fox-news-with-a-protest
Dammit, a year ago, I joked about how '2-Way Tie for Last' could be its own niche tumblelog, but I assumed there wouldn't be enough regular content. Humanity proved me wrong.
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Robin Williams vs Sarah Palin -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-_85J20BFQ
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'____ called and they want their ____ back'
and
'That's what she said'
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Glenn Beck vs. James Cameron -
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3id51767e5e16b09797270e439dedbbcd6
Not that anyone would read it, but "Two Way Ties for Last: The Blog" seems more and more viable. So much feuding these days amongst jerks.
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Glenn Beck vs. James Cameron -
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3id51767e5e16b09797270e439dedbbcd6
Not that anyone would read it, but "Two Way Ties for Last: The Blog" seems more and more viable. So much feuding these days amongst jerks.
I have a hard time believing that those quotes came from a fifty-five year old man.
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Glenn Beck vs. James Cameron -
Cameron has to sink a lot lower before this is a tie.
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Glenn Beck vs. James Cameron -
Cameron has to sink a lot lower before this is a tie.
Agreed.
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"Full of win" vs. "FAIL!"
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'That's what she said'
i have friends who are HUGE office fans and i can't say anything without this capping the end of my sentence.
and i mean anything.
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I hate that pause after you accidentally say an innuendo, and you're just waiting for someone to realize what you said.
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Andy Milonakis pallin' around with the dude from Maroon 5 -
http://twitter.com/AndyMilonakis/status/21039651229 (http://twitter.com/AndyMilonakis/status/21039651229)
Speaking of which, maybe could Tom use Twitter to lure Andy onto the Best Show sometime soon?
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'That's what she said'
i have friends who are HUGE office fans and i can't say anything without this capping the end of my sentence.
and i mean anything.
That's what iAmBaronVonTito said!
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tila tequila vs juggalos -
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/15/tila.tequila.attacked/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/15/tila.tequila.attacked/index.html)
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Palin vs. Griffin (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/07/sarah-palin-on-kathy-griffin_n_832155.html)
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Duke vs North Carolina
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Palin vs. Griffin (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/07/sarah-palin-on-kathy-griffin_n_832155.html)
(more politicos)
The Minnesota Presidential candidate contingency:
Bachman vs. Pawlenty
http://minnesotaindependent.com/78149/bachmann-pawlenty-urge-supporters-to-defend-traditional-marriage (http://minnesotaindependent.com/78149/bachmann-pawlenty-urge-supporters-to-defend-traditional-marriage)
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Duke vs North Carolina
It must be sad to have no teams worth pulling for nearby. I can throw a rock from my office and hit 11 NCAA basketball championship banners at 3 schools.
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How many of those teams did you play on?
*UNNECESSARY AND NOT REALLY WARRANTED BURN!*
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How many of those teams did you play on?
*UNNECESSARY AND NOT REALLY WARRANTED BURN!*
Ever liked a band?
A) They suck.
B) Which albums did you play on?
C) I'm having a really shitty day at work.
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I'm having a really shitty day at work.
A shitty day at work is better than a good day on unemployment. Right?
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Sorry, Dale Peterson (That is you in your avatar, right?).
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Sorry, Dale Peterson (That is you in your avatar, right?).
It's ok... as I always say, "I DON'T GIVE A RIP!"
But I kind of do.
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I'm having a really shitty day at work.
A shitty day at work is better than a good day on unemployment. Right?
Do you speak from experience, Frixxxx?
Me, I work all day, every day, just like Jeff Cooper at Radio Hut. Pre-barging, of course.
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Sorry, Dale Peterson (That is you in your avatar, right?).
You talking to me, Alex P?
http://www.myspace.com/294075711 (http://www.myspace.com/294075711)
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Do you speak from experience, Frixxxx?
Nah, I was just speculating. I'd go fishing.
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/fox-news-responds-to-maroon-5-tweet (http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/fox-news-responds-to-maroon-5-tweet)
Fox News vs. Maroon 5
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Any one know about the fight/disagreement/feud Kevin Smith and Adam Carolla had/are having? I just found out about it and spent the morning listening to the February 1st Adam Carolla show with Smith that kind of explains what happened. Let me say that:
- I HATE Carolla. Worst of the worst as far as I am concerned.
- I have NEVER listened to his podcast before today.
- I still HATE Carolla.
The good news is that we were saved a Carolla/Smith TV show that was in the works. They could have called it "When Blow-Hards Collide." (Actually, "Two-way Tie For Last" is a pretty good title.)
The part that made me the happiest is when Kevin said he was still shopping the show around and TBS was interested to put it after Conan. Everyone was on board, even Conan's producers but Conan had the final say and he said no. Remind me to send him a card thanking him.
Also, when I went to listen to that show, I found this picture on Carolla's site. I can't imagine a better photo to supply nightmare fuel for Tom (and me):
(http://www.adamcarolla.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/02/Adam-Artie-Lange-Nick-DiPaolo.jpg)
(Three-way tie for last?)
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Kevin Smith vs. Bruce Willis
Kevin Smith vs. the film industry
Kevin Smith vs. religious fundamentalists
Kevin Smtih vs. ABC
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I caught a bit of the 'Celebrity Apprentice' premiere and Carolla was pretty funny on that, but not enough to get me to stay on board with anything Trump related.
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It's some disagreement over a pilot deal and Kevin having a beef with Adam's homophobia and man I'm sorry I Googled/learned any of that. More here -
http://www.adamcarolla.com/kevin-smith/ (http://www.adamcarolla.com/kevin-smith/)
I can't listen to it at work, but maybe someone can summarize?
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I agree. I liked his joke that his charity was "White Kids Without Ipads". First time I think I ever laughed at him. At least there was the once.
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(http://static1.firedoglake.com/29/files/2012/05/1337972236-wbc_nickelback_fax.jpg)
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(http://static1.firedoglake.com/29/files/2012/05/1337972236-wbc_nickelback_fax.jpg)
First amendment grifters.
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"To the max."
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Remember what happened when they picketed a Foo Fighters show?
Foo Fighters - Keepin it Clean in KC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs#ws)
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Well, what they don't seem to understand is that Nickelback is God's punishment on us.