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The Best Show on WFMU => Dear Tom => Topic started by: nec13 on July 22, 2009, 12:17:06 AM
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNe11E_KiAk[/youtube]
Everyone should watch this. If this doesn't make you want to buy tickets, I don't know what will.
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FOT MEET-UP!
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I can never feel clean again after watching that.
My favorite part is that they have "top comedians," such as Pauly Shore, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Jimmy Walker.
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Best Show fan Gabe wrote about this on Videogum, too.
http://videogum.com/archives/music-related-content/thats-your-gathering-the-10th_080771.html
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The juggalo world just gets wierder. Anyone familiar with this narrative going where they claim to be christian?
In this video they "reveal the 6th joker card". get your mind blown by it's terribleness.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvAi-OBEJm0[/youtube]
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I'd heard about them trying to retcon their music and act like they were preaching Christianity all along, but hadn't seen that video before, and terrible sums it up pretty well. Watching that live footage from their shows, I can't help but wonder what their concerts smelled like-- pretty bad, I suspect.
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The juggalo world just gets wierder. Anyone familiar with this narrative going where they claim to be christian?
In this video they "reveal the 6th joker card". get your mind blown by it's terribleness.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvAi-OBEJm0[/youtube]
This is the first time I've ever actually heard ICP and I feel like I lost some brain cells.
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The juggalo world just gets wierder. Anyone familiar with this narrative going where they claim to be christian?
In this video they "reveal the 6th joker card". get your mind blown by it's terribleness.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvAi-OBEJm0[/youtube]
I made it about 2/3rds of the way in.
I'm going to be sick. Not "sick" as in the way the kids say "sick"... just the "violently vomiting on oneself" way.
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For those wondering what an ICP "seminar" is like, here's an example.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz2fH3Jist4[/youtube]
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For those wondering what an ICP "seminar" is like, here's an example.
I was thinking more like Ken Rogers, but that's close enough.
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For those wondering what an ICP "seminar" is like, here's an example.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz2fH3Jist4[/youtube]
I made out all of two or three words of that beyond the toilet talk.
I am confident that this was for the best. To be fair(?), it was from three years ago!
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I had no idea the Psychopathic Records had such a diverse roster.
EDIT: ICE CUBE?!? COOLIO?!? I'M IN. Wait, I actually like Scarface.
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http://juggalofaith.com/
Oh man, best church ever rite? Look out Pastor Josh, look out.
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For those wondering what an ICP "seminar" is like, here's an example.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz2fH3Jist4[/youtube]
Awful, just awful.
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I can never feel clean again after watching that.
My favorite part is that they have "top comedians," such as Pauly Shore, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Jimmy Walker.
Finally got around to watching this. They specifically state in that video that the comedians are there for "your laughter and/or heckling pleasures", which is perhaps the next level that caller mentioned.
I predict Jimmy JJ Walkers set about how he mistakenly thought he was headlining a juggling festival will be ruined by one well flung bottle of peach faygo to the face. At that point Rowdy Roddy will jump off the stage to confront the crowd with his bare hands, providing just enough cover for Pauly Shore to recover Jimmy's unconscious body before the hatchets come out.
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For anyone curious on hipster scum's take on... well, the unhip scum, Vice Magazine had a feature on The Gathering of the Juggalos (http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/land_of_juggalos.php).
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I loathe Vice Magazine. But I enjoyed reading that article.
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It's all so weird, so weird.
btw A Family Underground, the doc about the '08 Gathering, is on Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgcAiaKP_Zc&feature=PlayList&p=7204ED75FBD38976&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=20
EDIT: and MMFWCL (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MMFWCL) to you all
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Have pity on the man who has to clean those showers. Holy moley.
Reading up on ICP at Wikipedia, I came across this gem:
Hoping to receive the respect Bruce and Utsler felt they deserved, they planned to feature well-known, respected rappers on their album. Bruce stated outright that he wanted to involve Snoop Dogg and Ol' Dirty Bastard. They paid Snoop Dogg US$40,000 to appear on the song "The Shaggy Show." Snoop Dogg also helped them contact Ol' Dirty Bastard, who was paid US$30,000 for his appearance. Ol' Dirty Bastard recorded his track in a matter of two days; however, his recording consisted of nothing more than him rambling about "bitches." It took Bruce and Utsler a week to assemble just four rhymes out of his rambling, and had to re-record the track and title it "Bitches."
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For anyone curious on hipster scum's take on... well, the unhip scum, Vice Magazine had a feature on The Gathering of the Juggalos (http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/land_of_juggalos.php).
Thanks for the link, that was an interesting read.
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It's all so weird, so weird.
btw A Family Underground, the doc about the '08 Gathering, is on Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgcAiaKP_Zc&feature=PlayList&p=7204ED75FBD38976&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=20
EDIT: and MMFWCL (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MMFWCL) to you all
I thought the British would be above this.
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the human mind is so perfectly attuned for cults
they sprout up organically in the oddest places.
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For anyone curious on hipster scum's take on... well, the unhip scum, Vice Magazine had a feature on The Gathering of the Juggalos (http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/land_of_juggalos.php).
Reading this just made me sad. You're right on: scum mocking scum.
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I thought the British would be above this.
Britain has their own loathesome subculture called "Chavs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav)". It only makes sense that the two would cross-pollinate.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOvnbCtnVQ
Courtesy of @tedleo.
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Come on guys...
Dudes on STILTS!
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the human mind is so perfectly attuned for cults
they sprout up organically in the oddest places.
Like message boards of comedy radio shows?
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the human mind is so perfectly attuned for cults
they sprout up organically in the oddest places.
Like message boards of comedy radio shows?
:o
Don't let the Tom hear you say that!
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I josh. ;)
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Any bit of sympathy I had for these brain damaged trolls died when I watched that Andrew WK footage.
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For anyone curious on hipster scum's take on... well, the unhip scum, Vice Magazine had a feature on The Gathering of the Juggalos (http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/land_of_juggalos.php).
Thanks for the link, that was an interesting read.
After this article, I think any outsider unwise enough to show up to this festival pretty much deserves the predictable stabbing they would receive. It can come to no good end when a crowd of unstable teenagers is gathered by unstable leaders and placed in an unstable environment. It's like a pre-arranged Woodstock '99.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOvnbCtnVQ
Courtesy of @tedleo.
"For you!"
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Found a series of pictures from the 2002, 2003, and 2004 Gatherings:
http://pictures.tryptechnics.com/GOTJ2002/
http://pictures.tryptechnics.com/GOTJ2003/
http://pictures.tryptechnics.com/GOTJ2004/
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I think I have such a strong reaction to the juggalos because I fear that at the most fundamental level, they're the bizarro version of the FOT. I identify with the way they've allowed this mythology to become so important to their lives.
In fact, I may defect. It sounds like they've got way more boobies in their faction.
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I josh. ;)
how dare you
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I think I have such a strong reaction to the juggalos because I fear that at the most fundamental level, they're the bizarro version of the FOT. I identify with the way they've allowed this mythology to become so important to their lives.
In fact, I may defect. It sounds like they've got way more boobies in their faction.
Their subculture is oddly compelling
It's fascinating how something so strange has achieved a critical mass
The bad music, dumb chanting, and lax hygiene are obstacles for me. At the same time, any group that convinces Pauly Shore to travel to the middle of nowhere -- with plans to drench him with grape soda -- can't be all bad.
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This stuff is wildly entertaining from afar, but I'm gonna follow my gut on this and stay as far away from the Gathering of the Juggalos as possible. I couldn't even handle the Warped Tour in my early 20s (sorry, the Vans Warped Tour).
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This stuff is wildly entertaining from afar, but I'm gonna follow my gut on this and stay as far away from the Gathering of the Juggalos as possible. I couldn't even handle the Warped Tour in my early 20s (sorry, the Vans Warped Tour).
I don't know, Warped Tour seems posh and sophisticated compared to that mess.
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I couldn't watch all the video I got bored after 30 seconds!
I can't believe people actually go there and have been going for 10 YEARS!!!! :o
WEIRD :-\
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I think I have such a strong reaction to the juggalos because I fear that at the most fundamental level, they're the bizarro version of the FOT. I identify with the way they've allowed this mythology to become so important to their lives.
In fact, I may defect. It sounds like they've got way more boobies in their faction.
Their subculture is oddly compelling
It's fascinating how something so strange has achieved a critical mass
The bad music, dumb chanting, and lax hygiene are obstacles for me. At the same time, any group that convinces Pauly Shore to travel to the middle of nowhere -- with plans to drench him with grape soda -- can't be all bad.
I would not be surprised if in this bizarroverse that "Bio-Dome" was their "Clifford".
At least until the Butterbean biopic drops.
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I live in the belly of the beast.
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*** TOTALLY FRESH ASS PONY RIDES!! ***
if only *sigh*
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poor andrew wk
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seemed relevant:
(http://overcompensating.com/comics/20090804.png)
would probably be the only safe way to get near the gathering
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seemed relevant:
(http://overcompensating.com/comics/20090804.png)
would probably be the only safe way to get near the gathering
Overcompensating is totally great. I think the funniest part of that comic (aside from that amazing last panel) was the mouseover text, which was this:
Kurt Cobain killed himself because a gypsy told him there were going to be juggalos.
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This stuff is wildly entertaining from afar, but I'm gonna follow my gut on this and stay as far away from the Gathering of the Juggalos as possible. I couldn't even handle the Warped Tour in my early 20s (sorry, the Vans Warped Tour).
I don't know, Warped Tour seems posh and sophisticated compared to that mess.
I'm pretty old but from my perspective the Gathering of the Juggalos is just a different incarnation of the Grateful Dead revival tours of the early 90's or the Preakness Horse Race, or Woodstock '98 as someone else said. Similar formula -- Young kids like to get away from authority and get really f-ed up. Anyone under 20 going to this thing gets a free pass from me.
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This stuff is wildly entertaining from afar, but I'm gonna follow my gut on this and stay as far away from the Gathering of the Juggalos as possible. I couldn't even handle the Warped Tour in my early 20s (sorry, the Vans Warped Tour).
I don't know, Warped Tour seems posh and sophisticated compared to that mess.
I'm pretty old but from my perspective the Gathering of the Juggalos is just a different incarnation of the Grateful Dead revival tours of the early 90's or the Preakness Horse Race, or Woodstock '98 as someone else said. Similar formula -- Young kids like to get away from authority and get really f-ed up. Anyone under 20 going to this thing gets a free pass from me.
I'm hoping it'll be more like Altamont, except with more deaths.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA[/youtube]
Family values.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA[/youtube]
Family values.
That is the most disturbing thing I've heard in a long time. I recomend that any FOTs who are parents should not watch this because it will make you feel a perfect storm of mad and sad. That video either made me never want to think about or acknowledge the juggalo culture again or get the S.C.U.M.M. force together to put an end to it once and for all. FREDRICKS, LARRY, PASTOR JOSH, LOCK AND LOAD!!!
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Unfortunately, basic human decency doesn't come along with the ability to get pregnant (or impregnate someone) or even with having a kid.
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Wow. I think I'm going to be sick...
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That video was disturbing to say the least.
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I wonder if the baby's parents pour some faygo out in her name whenever they crack a bottle.
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On that note, I've always wondered: if you have enough dead comrades to pay tribute to, do you end up having to pour out the entire bottle? Or bring along a second bottle?
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For those of us who couldn't be there (everyone), someone was kind enough to document this amazing event and post pictures and videos (http://chicagoist.com/2009/08/10/scenes_from_juggalo_usa.php).
The comments on ONTD (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/38089341.html) are good for a laugh. Or two.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V-4jbto2C8
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Faygo comes in a Momus flavor?
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Posted By juggalette4life2009 on at 2009-08-11 09:45:09
one more thing i learned don't ride the love train after you take a shower. getting hit by raw chicken and other food just wasn't fun.
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oh, juggalette4life2009, you are a delight. don't ever change! :D
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(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/pillcake/gathering/20.jpg)
is that a girl on the right?
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For those of us who couldn't be there (everyone), someone was kind enough to document this amazing event and post pictures and videos (http://chicagoist.com/2009/08/10/scenes_from_juggalo_usa.php).
The comments on ONTD (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/38089341.html) are good for a laugh. Or two.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V-4jbto2C8
Please check out the pictures, and note all of the business opportunities. Also, get a glimpse of the fabled helicoptor ride in image #41.
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That rickety-ass helicopter fills me with B.A. Baracus levels of misgivings about flight. That thing's terrifying. It looks like it was built from a kit ordered from the back of a comic book.
The juggalo baby funeral was too terrible when I stumbled upon it a year or two ago, I can't subject myself to it again. Anything with Juggalo culture feels like an endurance test to me. Scrolling down that page is just painful, each new picture a facet of this fresh new hell.
And now to watch this new video. Oh God why am I clicking play!?
7 minutes. Jesus. Is the girl from The Ring going to be at the end?
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A must-read: My Time at the 10th Annual Gathering: By Violent J
http://www.juggalowrestling.com/jcw.php?page_id=home (http://www.juggalowrestling.com/jcw.php?page_id=home)
Click on "10th Annual Gathering Report - by Violent J"
I tried pasting this "report" here, but it exceeded the maximum characters allowed!
I apologize in advance if this has already been mentioned.
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"There was far too much going on at all times so there really was no way to take it all in."
"even with Alzheimer’s, you’ll never forget your Gathering experience."
"I told him [Ice Cube] the Gathering is underground music’s best kept secret"
"I just remember lookin’ out from the stage and seein’ gang bangin’ Juggalos draped in Ryda Rags everywhere I looked. I didn’t know who was an official Ryda and who wasn’t. Lookin’ back on it all now, I realize everybody was official Rydas. It was so fuckin’ fresh."
"Ever since the Opaque Brotherhood Tour I feel like our game as Dark Lotus is as tight as a fish’s anus."
"Michael Jackson would of had trouble following Tech N9ne."
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"The sun beat down upon them but the Juggalos beat back with there shine even harder upon the sun causing it to hide behind some clouds."
"And to think about how so many people diss Juggalos. What the fuck could anybody have to say about Juggalos? Juggalos are the fuckin’ dopest, most livest, most fun having, energetic people in the world. You know, being a Juggalo and going to the Gatherings, or any Juggalo event, and being a part of the whole scene... you realize just how fuckin’ stupid people who diss us sound. They fuckin’ sound like motherfuckin’ moronic fools dissing us. Because who could diss something so beautiful? Who would you rather stand there and watch a live event with: A bunch of strangers who don’t give a fuck about each other? Or a solid family? People out there actually think they can diss Juggalos somehow. For what? For making the most out of our lives and having a fuckin’ great time? For having a magical ability to turn would be strangers into family? For singing, chanting and partying with each other like no other? For belonging to something? And only Juggalos know how truly fuckin’ stupid other people sound tryin to diss us. What we have is so special, so magical, and so real it’s incredible. And here you have people tryin to diss us for it because they’re not a part of it. Because they don’t get it. They sound so fuckin’ utterly lame dissin’ us because we’re the ones that are part of a special movement that we’ll cherish forever. Like Hippies or something better, closer and tighter. We’re the ones who get to be part of a major musical movement in history. They are the ones just out there, alone, just like everybody else in the world. We are the ones that are a part of something truly special. We all have each other. We’re the ones bonded by the magic that brings us together. Something never before seen in music, something brand new, original and magical. Something foolishly hated and misunderstood."
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"At the beginning of the show Shaggy and myself walked out there and politely asked the Juggalos not to throw shit this time because it makes the ring wet and slippery and the wrestlers cant put on as good of a match. It truly makes the matches shitty. Plus as Shaggy pointed out ninjas get hurt and the truth is all the wrestlers are Juggalo...But our little pre show speech didn’t mean shit as the stuff kept flying anyway. But you know, JCW is like Burger King, have it your way ninja."
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"one of my best highlights from the whole Gathering was Corporal Robinson’s Midnight Massacre Flashlight Wrestling. What made this so dope was that it didn’t start until 5 in the morning."
"Once the first match began we cut the ring lights off, and the Juggalos cut there flashlights on. This created a fresh ass looking effect like we were in a sold out arena or something."
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"as tight as a fish’s anus."
A year from now, I predict that this term will be just as common amongst the Juggalunanti as "Whoot/Whoop/Woop/etc x2" is today.
GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS 11: TIGHT AS A FISH'S ANUS
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A glimpse into the 2009 festivities...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uryRYIYnZSM[/youtube]
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Check out the guy's bouncing beer gut at about 4:40, right after he rubs the blow-up doll on his crotch and throws it into the crowd, saying "destroy that mother$&#@&*"
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http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/blackplasticbag/2009/09/03/posse-on-clownway-icp-reviewed/
The Gathering of the Juggalos seemed like the greatest place on earth, despite ill informed derision from certain poverty demonizing stuff white people like type elitists.
There is a link in the phrase "certain poverty demonizing etc. etc." Guess whose discussion it directs to?
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http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/blackplasticbag/2009/09/03/posse-on-clownway-icp-reviewed/
The Gathering of the Juggalos seemed like the greatest place on earth, despite ill informed derision from certain poverty demonizing stuff white people like type elitists.
There is a link in the phrase "certain poverty demonizing etc. etc." Guess whose discussion it directs to?
Tom Scharpling doesn't care about poor people.
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I think it ought to be possible to make fun of crappy gallery shows and wine-sipping posers without being a working class hero, and it ought to be possible to make fun of ICP (who, all kidding aside, are fucking garbage) without becoming an effete snob. Class posturing is a good defense for people who recognize that what they're defending is shitty.
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Class posturing is a good defense for people who recognize that what they're defending is shitty.
This is a very insightful point, yesno.
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Class posturing is a good defense for people who recognize that what they're defending is shitty.
This is a very insightful point, yesno.
Yah, I think so too. That guy who wrote the article in the Shitty Paper (that's what we called it when I was growing up in NoVa-hilarious, no?) is full of beans in that way where he uses tons of 20 dollar words and compound sentences (kinda like all of early rock criticism) in a feeble attempt to make over something gleefully and willfully dumb into some kind of class commentary. People who have had ANY kind of advantage, real or perceived, have absolutely no awareness of what's REAL or some such crap. Which means you have to behave like a total animal to reinforce this idea somehow?
And then shoring up the other side of this half assed structure is ICP themselves & this whole stupid insistence that people who have congregated in one place at one time means it's a family. I mean, god, if you read Violent J's GOTJ report from that link that KittyKitty posted - and don't even get me started on the horrible web design that made it damn near impossible to read - this is taken to such a ridiculous level where the guy's report hasn't even been vetted for errors or cleaned up even slightly. They just threw it up there, cause its the raw motherfuckin' feed. We're talking simple errors, like they're/their/there type shit. Would it kill this guy to maybe type a "g" at the end of "fuckin' " or "motherfuckin' " instead of the apostrophe?
Also, if you look at the list of everything that's on Stuff White People Like Dot Com, five'll get you ten that Monsieur le Scharpling has torn apart everything on that list anyway. Feeble, Shitty Paper guy. Feeble.
Good lord, I've made fun of most of the stuff on that list. C'mon.
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I think it ought to be possible to make fun of crappy gallery shows and wine-sipping posers without being a working class hero, and it ought to be possible to make fun of ICP (who, all kidding aside, are fucking garbage) without becoming an effete snob. Class posturing is a good defense for people who recognize that what they're defending is shitty.
And how. Anybody who thinks the ICP is the authentic expression of the working poor doesn't think much of the working poor.
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http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/blackplasticbag/2009/09/03/posse-on-clownway-icp-reviewed/
This piece should serve as a warning for all hacks trying to make a name for themselves via contrarianism. One day you too, might wind up defending ICP.
That article is truly awful - I mean using "poverty demonizing" as a criticism? Dude - poverty's a bad thing! Is Andrew Noz really pro-poverty? A brave position to take. And, uh, "wealthy rock critics"? How many of those are there in America, or anywhere else?
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it’s not that far removed from a later day Eminem album, except with vastly inferior rapping
What the hell is left that's worthwhile in Eminem if you take away the rapping?
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it’s not that far removed from a later day Eminem album, except with vastly inferior rapping
What the hell is left that's worthwhile in Eminem if you take away the rapping?
fixed
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dave, it's not my cup of tea but the man does have flow.
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dave, it's not my cup of tea but the man does have flow.
"I gotta flow like you got diarrhea. Huh!"
James Brown?
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Insane Clown Posse: A Family Underground (2008)
Expected Availability: Long Wait
Thanks a lot guys. Maybe it's a little judgmental of me, but I can't imagine most juggalos being responsible enough to hold Netflix accounts for any length of time. This thing has been at the top of my queue for a week now, and I'm starting to fear that I'm going to have to BUY it.
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If you actually buy it... the terrorists win.
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"Ohhh shit! The bomb has officially dropped! You can finally get your copies of BANG POW BOOM! in your favorite record store! And don't forget about our 3-Pack Special, it's a HatchetGear exclusive! Right now you can get all 3 versions for only $25! I'm tellin' you right now, you're gonna want all 3, because each version has a different intro and hidden track, and they're all devastating! So go get all 3 now and avoid the bone of trying to find the other 2 colors, because they're probably gonna sell out of alot of places! Save yourself time and money and go get your 3-pack at HatchetGear NOW!!!"
That's not cool of them. They know that their fans are obsessive and are ripping them off!
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Some highlights:
I always enjoy playing with my brothers LOTUS. Ever since the Opaque Brotherhood Tour I feel like our game as Dark Lotus is as tight as a fish’s anus.
Michael Jackson would of had trouble following Tech N9ne. Tech and them killed it up there as usual. Tech’s on stage charisma and show antics are truly fuckin’ outrageous. His talking between songs is always entertaining and fresh. He’s like a comedian, a dancer, and an amazing rapper all in one. Tech N9ne is the real fuckin’ deal. He had some great things to say about Juggalos on stage too. Juggalos love him to death and rightfully so. Because Juggalos always know what dope is.
The Kottonmouth Kings were all out monstrous this year. I mean come on man, KMK fuckin’ slaughtered the ocean of Juggalos with freshness.
Vanilla Ice was outrageously dope too. It’s just like I told him after his set… Somehow, someway, after all these years of him doing shows, he is still getting better! He and his highly entertaining band had the Juggalos losing there mother fuckin’ minds!
The main stage was fire, flames and hot lava every night. Mushroomhead, Twiztid, Haystak, Axe Murder Boys, MC Chris, Anybody Killa, Coolio, Blaze, What the fuckin’ fuck! Explosions on and on and on. Everybody truly brought there A game to the 10th Annual.
Everybody who plays it gets fuckin’ mesmerized by the Juggalos. They all say the same thing: “Juggalos are the fuckin’ craziest” They are the livest, hypest, downest crowd of people anywhere on this earth. And to think about how so many people diss Juggalos. What the fuck could anybody have to say about Juggalos? Juggalos are the fuckin’ dopest, most livest, most fun having, energetic people in the world. You know, being a Juggalo and going to the Gatherings, or any Juggalo event, and being a part of the whole scene... you realize just how fuckin’ stupid people who diss us sound. They fuckin’ sound like motherfuckin’ moronic fools dissing us. Because who could diss something so beautiful?
They sound so fuckin’ utterly lame dissin’ us because we’re the ones that are part of a special movement that we’ll cherish forever. Like Hippies or something better, closer and tighter.
Kevin Nash was also a no show but his reason was shitty. He flat out took a better offer and left us dry. But thankfully our new JWO homie, Psycho Sid Vicious took his place and the Juggalos we’re thrilled to death when he walked out as Nash’s replacement. He received the fresh ass “Holy Shit” chant and everything. We had more surprises with the likes of Diamond Dallas Page, Balls Mahoney, and Dan Severn.
Bloodymania 3 was level 10 fresh because of reasons like Abdullah and The Rude Boy wrestling again one more time. After 45 years in the business Abby worked hard for us and we respect that. (Abdullah is 68 years old!)
Aparently there’s a wrestling game for Xbox made up of almost all ICP Wrestlers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/index.html?curid=4424848
Scarface of the Geto Boys has such a huge catalog of bomb ass jams that he could headline any show or festival on any day. The energy in the air was crazy thick. You could climb it like steps into the skys. Angles were watching from clouds in the heavens.
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Angles were watching from clouds in the heavens.
Geometry?
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I SAW A JUGGALO MOM IN TARGET TODAY - SHE WAS ABOUT 45 WITH A 20 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER.
Seriously. Her hair was dyed pink and painted on cheek-circles and she had on moderately-sized clown shoes. The whole thing was ... stylish(?) ... enough and coordinated enough that it had to be Juggalo rather than, you know, someone dressed like an actual clown.
I wanted to get a picture but I'm not THAT gauche. At least today I wasn't.
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I'm now forgiving Kevin Nash for booking WCW so badly in 97.
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Balls Mahoney?
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Balls Mahoney?
Tits McGee?
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I will tolerate no disrespect to Balls Mahoney (aka Xanta Klaus, Boo Bradley), as he is a friend of a friend and proud resident of New Jersey (Spring Lake).
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For those wondering what an ICP "seminar" is like, here's an example.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz2fH3Jist4[/youtube]
Dear god, the part where a girl asks for parental advice.
"Give your kid some jack daniels!"
These guys are such mutants.
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For those wondering what an ICP "seminar" is like, here's an example.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz2fH3Jist4[/youtube]
Dear god, the part where a girl asks for parental advice.
"Give your kid some jack daniels!"
These guys are such mutants.
To be fair, that was three years ago. Juggalos have come a long way.
(I'm really not sure what that means)
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Eric Wareheim (of Tim and Eric) is on a Dodgeball team in LA. Last year they were The Dad's, this year they are the Juggalos.
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs229.snc1/7618_140989876233_719411233_2720781_801844_n.jpg)
Hopefully you can all see this album:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2720781&id=719411233#/photo.php?pid=2720781&id=719411233
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^ Thank you.
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Apologies for the thread necro, but SNL just did a pitch-perfect send-up of the (short-form) Gathering infomercial, which I unfortunately cannot explain to my bewildered friends, since the original video has been made private. Does anybody know where there's a working version of the video, or of the short one even?
The best part was a fictional band named GUNT, but it's pretty funny from top to bottom. I'll post it as soon as Hulu has it.
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Here's the skit: Click! (http://www.hulu.com/watch/113213/saturday-night-live-underground-festival)
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Ha! That was spot on.
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I have to wonder if John Mulaney (recent Best Show guest and SNL writer) had anything to do with that.
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Hey Phil and Moonshake, Preston is on this team:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2720781&id=719411233#/photo.php?pid=2720788&id=719411233&fbid=140989931233
(I don't know if you know Preston, Moonshake, Phil and I are pretty old).
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Apologies for the thread necro, but SNL just did a pitch-perfect send-up of the (short-form) Gathering infomercial, which I unfortunately cannot explain to my bewildered friends, since the original video has been made private. Does anybody know where there's a working version of the video, or of the short one even?
The best part was a fictional band named GUNT, but it's pretty funny from top to bottom. I'll post it as soon as Hulu has it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNe11E_KiAk
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I recently noticed that X-Ray Burns is wearing a Juggalo shirt in "Dead Air." Just kind of interesting I suppose.
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Is this what i think it is?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atlFO1EldXI[/youtube]
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Is this what i think it is?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atlFO1EldXI[/youtube]
If what you think it is is a mosh pit in the year 2009 then yes, it is what you think it is. I can't believe it either.
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ICP: The Western!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pypMXSpZDQ
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Ha - I'm not sure if this ever got posted either ... this 8 minutes would be about all I could take from the whole movie. Poor ReRun.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b58cCV-7wp0&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
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TERRIBLE, this link is kind of a bummer, but holy smokes I can't believe these people are real.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
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TERRIBLE, this link is kind of a bummer, but holy smokes I can't believe these people are real.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
This has been posted before and it's still just as disturbing.
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http://www.youtube.com/v/gh5Gte9UUzE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"
A must see.
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"You sound smart as a mofo!" - Shagland 2 Dope to Martin Bashir
Good point
Also:
BASHIR: Holds up hand. "Violent J, I didn't say that."
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That wasn't journalism, Bashir. That was nothing more than a hatchet job.
Right? RIGHT?!
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How did Bashir keep a straight face through this nonsense? And whats that fan's of the Insane Clown Posse might be vagrants, what a scoop.
A Weird After Thought
What if we find out that after all these years Violent J is actually Kevin Smith. It would be The Best Shows M. Night Shyamalan moment.
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There is now a monthly juggalo video newsletter!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--wHcATl7dg&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
It will always be on time. Every month.
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TERRIBLE, this link is kind of a bummer, but holy smokes I can't believe these people are real.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
This has been posted before and it's still just as disturbing.
I feel bad for laughing when he says, "This is kind of a fun show, and that's very..uh..sad.."
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I recently noticed that X-Ray Burns is wearing a Juggalo shirt in "Dead Air." Just kind of interesting I suppose.
I think X-Ray Burns actually IS an ICP fan. Like, non-ironically. I heard him once talking on Jonesy's show with what sounded like sincerity about how much they meant to him, how influential they've been on his whole view of life. I didn't really doubt it, since I know how retarded his politics are, and in fact he's the main reason I finally stopped listening to Jones.
But I could be wrong. Before I started listening to Tom regularly, I once heard him chide Spike for being disrespectful toward President Bush, and I actually thought it sounded like he meant it!
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I saw a car on the way home from work sporting both Wiccan bumper stickers and the hatchet man. I'm glad they can make that relationship work.
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I saw a car on the way home from work sporting both Wiccan bumper stickers and the hatchet man. I'm glad they can make that relationship work.
Did there happen to be a "Normal people frighten me" sticker on there as well? I've seen all three on a Jeep in the Myrtle Beach area.
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Well, ICP made it to Wikipedia's featured article of the day today. Now they can sit on their laurels knowing they have reached the same level of fame as the political history of Mysore and Coorg.
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After reading a great review of the comedian Gallagher's show in the Stranger, I checked out his site to see what kind of venues he's actually playing. I noticed August 15 in Cave in Rock, IL. It looks like he'll be playing the fresh ass comedy tent at this year's Gathering of the Juggalos. I'm praying for YouTube clips.
Here's a link to the great Stranger review.
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/gallagher-is-a-paranoid-right-wing-watermelon-smashing-maniac/Content?oid=4357855 (http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/gallagher-is-a-paranoid-right-wing-watermelon-smashing-maniac/Content?oid=4357855)
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A Weird After Thought
What if we find out that after all these years Violent J is actually Kevin Smith. It would be The Best Shows M. Night Shyamalan moment.
jamesp's update above is kinda close to that ... an eerie confluence of favorite Best Show targets.
If Gallagher had any interest in engaging the juggalo audience, he'd sledgehammer some Faygo. But he seems more interested in antagonizing audiences these days.
Also, wouldn't it be great if ICP started sending clones of themselves out on the road, a la Gallagher II?
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I know it's passe at this point to make fun of juggalos, but it probably IS ok to make fun of gallagher and tom green, who are both going to be there.
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There is now a monthly juggalo video newsletter!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--wHcATl7dg&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--wHcATl7dg&feature=player_embedded)[/youtube]
It will always be on time. Every month.
Sadly, it appears that Hatchet Happenings only lasted for three months. I'm going through a real dry spell here with my ICP news.