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Title: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Martin on August 13, 2009, 08:27:13 AM
Where to post this? In the "Stuff I hate" thread? In one of the many hate pit threads? In the Picture thread? No, those threads would never be able to contain it. It will have to get its own thread. Also I apologize in advance.

Behold a holy trifecta of FWD:

(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6687/23031881.jpg) (http://img13.imageshack.us/i/23031881.jpg/)

Quote from: Dane Cook's twitter account
Piv, Rock & I nailing down 2am Vegas style.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: masterofsparks on August 13, 2009, 08:39:38 AM
I am now physically ill.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: AndrewVDill on August 13, 2009, 10:16:17 AM
There are no words.  That's one of the worst things I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: fletcher munson on August 13, 2009, 10:19:42 AM
Is the guy on the left Tony Robbins?
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: jbissell on August 13, 2009, 10:21:26 AM
If I had an iPhone, that picture would be my wallpaper.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: chrisfoll577 on August 13, 2009, 10:25:27 AM
What, Kid Rock's too cool for the Su-Fi?
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: yesno on August 13, 2009, 10:30:44 AM
What's "Piv"?  Or am I just lucky not to know?
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Bryan on August 13, 2009, 11:14:32 AM
You Entourage-dummy, it's Jeremy Piven, star of the OUTRAGEOUS new comedy 'The Goods,' opening soon in a theatre near you!

(The preview for that thing is truly horrifying.)
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Martin on August 13, 2009, 11:16:23 AM
EXCUSE ME, it's actually called The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard - show some respect!
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: AndrewVDill on August 13, 2009, 11:17:50 AM
You Entourage-dummy, it's Jeremy Piven, star of the OUTRAGEOUS new comedy 'The Goods,' opening soon in a theatre near you!

(The preview for that thing is truly horrifying.)

I believe the title of the movie is "The Goods; Live Hard, Sell Hard."  The longer the title the better, right?
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Chris L on August 13, 2009, 11:22:59 AM
Quote from: Dane Cook's twitter account
Plugs, Rock & I nailing down 2am Vegas style.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: emma on August 13, 2009, 12:08:52 PM
Maybe they are all staying in the same hotel room! Maybe it will flood!
A girl can dream.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: jbissell on August 13, 2009, 01:31:13 PM
Maybe they are all staying in the same hotel room! Maybe it will flood!
A girl can dream.

Oh it'll flood, but not with water.

I assume that is what you're dreaming about.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Big Plastic Head on August 13, 2009, 02:08:15 PM
Awsomeful.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Sarah on August 13, 2009, 02:18:47 PM
How does that differ from "awfulsome"?
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Big Plastic Head on August 13, 2009, 02:23:00 PM
How does that differ from "awfulsome"?
They are the same to me.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: buffcoat on August 13, 2009, 03:06:52 PM
Where's a meteor when you need one?
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Geoff Johnston on August 13, 2009, 03:24:51 PM
That picture practically factory wraps itself.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Regular Joe on August 13, 2009, 07:24:23 PM
There is one saving grace about this thread. I thought the "I" in "Piv, Rock & I" was going to be Martin himself, a far more horrifying idea than this picture.

In order with my new attempt to judge people on their best qualities:

Kid Rock: Knows how to keep a hat on his head really good.
Jeremy Piven: Had so much potential on the Garry Shandling show.
Dane Cook: Allowed me to see him get killed in Mr. Brooks.

Edit: Oh yeah. Hey Tom, I hope you still will someday roadhouse Mr. Brooks!
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Christina on August 14, 2009, 10:21:08 AM

(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6687/23031881.jpg) (http://img13.imageshack.us/i/23031881.jpg/)


Dane's ring - it's hurting my feelings.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: jbissell on August 14, 2009, 10:21:51 AM
There is one saving grace about this thread. I thought the "I" in "Piv, Rock & I" was going to be Martin himself, a far more horrifying idea than this picture.

Yeah, I was really hoping it'd be Martin with Piven and Dwayne Johnson.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: buffcoat on August 14, 2009, 10:46:46 AM
Withnail and I.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: colonel panic on August 14, 2009, 11:44:50 AM
I liked the Piv in "Cupid".
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Martin on August 14, 2009, 12:10:34 PM
There is one saving grace about this thread. I thought the "I" in "Piv, Rock & I" was going to be Martin himself, a far more horrifying idea than this picture.

Yeah, I was really hoping it'd be Martin with Piven and Dwayne Johnson.

Someone had to take the picture, you know.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on August 14, 2009, 12:15:56 PM
I used to love Piven when all he did was show up in John Cusack movies.  I don't dislike him now, but let's just say he's stepping in it.

I used to love Dane Cook too, back in like '95 when nobody knew who he was.  His comedy spoke volumes to a 16y-o Steve in Lemoyne, PA.

I used to... Well, I never loved Kid Rock.  I did have a dream once that my friends and I were apparently the supreme weed-dealers of Ocean City, MD and "The Bull God" (his first big single) was like our anthem.  Did I say "dream?"  I meant "nightmare."  That's what I get for tuning my clock radio to an Edge station.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Amplituden on August 14, 2009, 10:35:23 PM
My throat is now full of hot sick.
Piv, Rock and I indeed.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: AllisonLeGnome on August 14, 2009, 10:57:11 PM
Regardless of the absurd levels of douche present in that status, you do have to give him credit for surprisingly good grammar. I would have expected a "me" from him.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: hugman on August 14, 2009, 11:07:49 PM
Ever since this thread appeared, I seen the title and thought "what the fuck does that mean? I don't wanna know." and I never clicked on it. I wish I'd stuck with that course of action.  Cook's fucking stupid ass "i made up my own middle finger gesture" makes me seethe.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: jbissell on August 15, 2009, 02:43:43 AM
Regardless of the absurd levels of douche present in that status, you do have to give him credit for surprisingly good grammar. I would have expected a "me" from him.

You obviously missed Piven's tweet asking that everyone "prey" for him.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Sarah on August 15, 2009, 09:14:13 AM
What are you doing following Mr. Piven?
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Martin on August 15, 2009, 09:21:03 AM
Also, "Piv, Rock & I" was obviously D. Cook's good grammar, not Piven's.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Chris L on August 15, 2009, 09:21:48 AM
Regardless of the absurd levels of douche present in that status, you do have to give him credit for surprisingly good grammar. I would have expected a "me" from him.

You obviously missed Piven's tweet asking that everyone "prey" for him.

Wasn't "Prey for Rock & Piv" a Gina Gershon movie?
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Martin on August 15, 2009, 11:45:20 AM
Regardless of the absurd levels of douche present in that status, you do have to give him credit for surprisingly good grammar. I would have expected a "me" from him.

You obviously missed Piven's tweet asking that everyone "prey" for him.

Wasn't "Prey for Rock & Piv" a Gina Gershon movie?

1996, written and directed by Joe Eszterhas, yeah.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: jbissell on August 15, 2009, 02:06:04 PM
What are you doing following Mr. Piven?

I'm not, just saw it mentioned at The AV Club.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: chrisfoll577 on August 16, 2009, 12:50:49 AM
A plot rundown from Roger Ebert's review (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090812/REVIEWS/908129997) of The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard.:

Quote
It takes place after a failing car dealer calls in a hired gun and his team to move goods off the lot over the Fourth of July.

Sounds like the movie was inspired by The Famous Flamer.
Title: Re: Piv, Rock & I
Post by: Chris L on August 17, 2009, 12:06:09 AM
A plot rundown from Roger Ebert's review (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090812/REVIEWS/908129997) of The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard.:

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It takes place after a failing car dealer calls in a hired gun and his team to move goods off the lot over the Fourth of July.

Sounds like the movie was inspired by The Famous Flamer.

They were both likely inspired by the doc SLASHER (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0375073/). Also, looks like THE GOODS tanked, no doubt thanks to this thread.