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Title: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: buffcoat on September 24, 2009, 09:56:28 PM
I totally misheard a lyric for a great song that I heard for the first time tonight.

I got "This is Fort Apache" a long time ago but never listened to it all the way through.  So it comes up on the iPod in the car - I swear I heard:


"There's no electric company working for you, there's no electric company working for me"



Instead of, "there's no one left to come looking for you."  It's much clearer listening to it on the computer.  I guess it makes more sense that way.

I was jazzed about the idea that the electric company wasn't really working for anyone.  Oh, well.  Great song.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: fonpr on September 24, 2009, 10:10:46 PM
I totally misheard a lyric for a great song that I heard for the first time tonight.

I got "This is Fort Apache" a long time ago but never listened to it all the way through.  So it comes up on the iPod in the car - I swear I heard:


"There's no electric company working for you, there's no electric company working for me"
Yes there is!


Instead of, "there's no one left to come looking for you."  It's much clearer listening to it on the computer.  I guess it makes more sense that way.

I was jazzed about the idea that the electric company wasn't really working for anyone.  Oh, well.  Great song.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Matt on September 24, 2009, 10:20:57 PM
John Cale, "Paris 1919".

The lyric is: "She'd open up the doors and vaguely carry us away"

I hear: "She'd open up the doors - Ed Begley, carry us away"
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: NJL on September 24, 2009, 11:13:52 PM
Mondegreen's?  On the last Best Show I mistook Ian Svenonious' "Your My Miss Washington D.C." for "Your Mom is Washington D.C.".
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: buffcoat on September 24, 2009, 11:37:59 PM
John Cale, "Paris 1919".

The lyric is: "She'd open up the doors and vaguely carry us away"

I hear: "She'd open up the doors - Ed Begley, carry us away"

John Cale always was prescient.  He saw the rise and fall of Richard Dean Anderson as well.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Pastor Josh on September 25, 2009, 12:11:59 AM
Death Cab for Cutie--"Soul Meets Body"

"I do believe it's true, there are nuns left in both of our shoes."

The actual lyrics are not much different.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: nec13 on September 25, 2009, 12:37:19 AM
Blinded by the Light-Manfred Mann's Earth Band

Misheard lyric: "Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night."
Real lyric: "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."

Every time I hear that song, I get a chuckle.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: pete on September 25, 2009, 12:50:59 AM
There is absolutely no way he is not singing "douche" in that song.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: nec13 on September 25, 2009, 12:55:40 AM
There is absolutely no way he is not singing "douche" in that song.

Honestly, I can't tell. I always thought he sang the word, "douche." But apparently the correct word is "deuce."
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Sarah on September 25, 2009, 07:15:52 AM
One from my childhood:  Jefferson Airplane, "Somebody to Love." "Your eyes, I say your eyes, may look like ears"  (s/b "look light years").
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: fonpr on September 25, 2009, 08:56:50 AM
Blinded by the Light-Manfred Mann's Earth Band

Misheard lyric: "Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night."
Real lyric: "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."

Every time I hear that song, I get a chuckle.

It's not cut loose like a deuce?
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Spalding on September 25, 2009, 12:54:27 PM
Heard Billy Ocean's "Carribean Queen" as "Caribou Twist" for many years. Still prefer my version.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: methanolcereal on September 25, 2009, 01:06:17 PM
Pretty much every Pavement lyric. SM has a habit of slurring a lot of his speech.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: fonpr on September 25, 2009, 01:33:59 PM
Coo Coo A Choo
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: sleepytako on September 25, 2009, 02:16:47 PM
Pretty much every Pavement lyric. SM has a habit of slurring a lot of his speech.

Anything by Dan Beijar (sp) too. Doesn't make me dislike his songs in the slightest. It makes them more fun IMHO.

Living in Japan means I end up going to Karaoke on occasion. One of the hard things about singing karaoke is those moments when you you're singing a song and really odd line comes up. It's not what you thought was in the song originally. So you say to yourself, "That's what he says? What the fuck does it mean? Oh, crap now I feel weird about singing it..." but the line is upon you now so you mumble the line and try not to care because your the only non-Japanese there and they don't know English as well as you do.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: courtney on September 26, 2009, 03:16:38 AM
Psychedelic Furs "All Of This And Nothing"

He says: "Now I'm left with all of this/A room full of your trash"

I always heard: "Now I'm left with all of this/A room full of your crash"


I sooo like mine better.

Then about 12 or so years ago, someone gave me a Psychedelic Furs comp as a gift and whoever wrote the liner notes apparently thought the exact same thing.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: DoodleJump! on September 26, 2009, 10:11:54 AM
I grew up with a ton of Barry Manilow music being played by my parents, and my dad always thought it was "Long, rotten beaches" instead of "Long, rocky beaches" in Weekend in New England (which really is a pretty song). He said one day, "What's so romantic about rotten beaches?!"
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Kim Kelly on September 26, 2009, 10:35:12 AM
Art Brut, "DC Comics and Chocolate Milkshake"

Eddie Argos sings, "DC Comics and Chocolate Milkshake"

I hear, "DC Comics and Jim Belushi"
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: NJL on September 26, 2009, 04:46:44 PM
"Tom Scharplings givin Birthday Smiles.  I'll Pour him some water." = ?
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on September 26, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
In "By The Time I Get To Arizona" by Public Enemy, I thought Chuck was saying at one point...

"Me, myself, and I, and D"

...and I thought it was the coolest fucking lyric of all time because Chuck D was so amazing that HE HAD HIS OWN PERSONAL PRONOUN!

Then I found out that he was saying "Me, myself, and I, indeed" and I was thoroughly disappointed.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Pastor Josh on September 26, 2009, 06:48:53 PM
"Tom Scharplings givin Birthday Smiles.  I'll Pour him some water." = ?

I hear, "Tom Sharpling's giving birth to smiles; let's boil some water."
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: WhoWantsPie on September 28, 2009, 05:33:29 AM
When I was a kid, I thought that "who wrote the book of love" was "who let the moo cow out?" It honestly still sounds like it to me. Every time I hear the song I have to actively tell myself the right lyrics, or I'll just hear it wrong. It feels like a very very specific learning disability.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: fonpr on September 28, 2009, 01:46:32 PM
When I was a kid, I thought that "who wrote the book of love" was "who let the moo cow out?" It honestly still sounds like it to me. Every time I hear the song I have to actively tell myself the right lyrics, or I'll just hear it wrong. It feels like a very very specific learning disability.


Humble Pie- 30 Days In The Hole

I always heard red nepalese as Red -neck police gotcha weak in the knees.

I always imagined a baton getting me on the back of my legs.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on September 28, 2009, 05:05:07 PM
While we're on this topic, what was the ruling on "pompatus" anyway? Did anyone ever get a straight answer from Steve Miller on this?
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: mcphee from the forum on September 28, 2009, 05:14:24 PM
While we're on this topic, what was the ruling on "pompatus" anyway? Did anyone ever get a straight answer from Steve Miller on this?

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/972/in-steve-millers-the-joker-what-is-the-pompatus-of-love
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: cutout on September 28, 2009, 08:18:02 PM
Blinded by the Light-Manfred Mann's Earth Band

Misheard lyric: "Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night."
Real lyric: "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."

Every time I hear that song, I get a chuckle.


Sidebar: use of the phrase 'curly wurly' is inexcusable, full stop.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on September 28, 2009, 09:53:52 PM
While we're on this topic, what was the ruling on "pompatus" anyway? Did anyone ever get a straight answer from Steve Miller on this?

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/972/in-steve-millers-the-joker-what-is-the-pompatus-of-love

Thanks McPhee. Now that I know it comes from the deeply disturbing "puppetutes," I wish I still didn't know what the word meant.  But I will be using "pizmotality" on a regular basis now.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on October 03, 2009, 12:12:48 PM
I am reviving this thread to ask a somewhat related question of the FOT community: Can anyone explain what the hell is going on in the skit at the beginning of Ghostface Killah's "More Fish" album?  What it seems like to me (as weird as it may seem):

-Ghost is at a 2007 New Year's Eve party.
-He is talking to a "friend" although it sounds like some animosity lurks just beneath the surface.
-Friend mentions how he hurt his foot in 2007.
-Ghost remembers the hurt foot and how the friend put peanut butter on his toes(?) Ghost finds the memory of this hilarious.
-Friend becomes enraged at this. He is embarrassed.
-Starts yelling at Ghost.
-As the countdown to 2007 starts, more dirty laundry comes out...Ghost owes the person money.

Could that possibly be right? If I am right, then it is insane.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: methanolcereal on October 03, 2009, 01:46:05 PM
I am reviving this thread to ask a somewhat related question of the FOT community: Can anyone explain what the hell is going on in the skit at the beginning of Ghostface Killah's "More Fish" album?  What it seems like to me (as weird as it may seem):

-Ghost is at a 2007 New Year's Eve party.
-He is talking to a "friend" although it sounds like some animosity lurks just beneath the surface.
-Friend mentions how he hurt his foot in 2007.
-Ghost remembers the hurt foot and how the friend put peanut butter on his toes(?) Ghost finds the memory of this hilarious.
-Friend becomes enraged at this. He is embarrassed.
-Starts yelling at Ghost.
-As the countdown to 2007 starts, more dirty laundry comes out...Ghost owes the person money.

Could that possibly be right? If I am right, then it is insane.

Friend = Tracy Morgan
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: kittykittymeowmixhead on October 03, 2009, 02:47:26 PM
When the lights go down in the city...I wanna be there in my sedan

Yup I thought he said sedan.  :D
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Bryan on October 03, 2009, 09:08:29 PM
For years, I thought that the theme song to WKRP in Cincinnati said "Baby, if you ever wondered/wondered whatever the KRP".

(In fact, it says "wondered whatever became of me.")
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: nec13 on October 03, 2009, 09:37:41 PM
For years, I thought that the theme song to WKRP in Cincinnati said "Baby, if you ever wondered/wondered whatever the KRP".

(In fact, it says "wondered whatever became of me.")

Speaking of WKRP, has anyone ever been able to decipher the lyrics to the closing theme? I've always heard that it's nothing but gibberish.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: buffcoat on October 03, 2009, 09:49:17 PM
For years, I thought that the theme song to WKRP in Cincinnati said "Baby, if you ever wondered/wondered whatever the KRP".

(In fact, it says "wondered whatever became of me.")

Speaking of WKRP, has anyone ever been able to decipher the lyrics to the closing theme? I've always heard that it's nothing but gibberish.

There are clearly words in it, but reportedly the guy singing it was just making up gibberish.


Nevertheless!



Bear tooth botch and a foxy night a-heya
Said a little morning and a microphone was in her heart
I said booth botch and a aa-aa-at a-heya
I said a bood bood and a boodinight and in her heart
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: nec13 on October 03, 2009, 09:57:46 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8uH76COzk8[/youtube]

Here's another interpretation.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: buffcoat on October 03, 2009, 10:05:03 PM
I'm pretty sure about the microphone in her heart.

Here's another go:

[youtube]1TCWHcvOduI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on October 04, 2009, 12:41:20 PM
Blinded by the Light-Manfred Mann's Earth Band

Misheard lyric: "Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night."
Real lyric: "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."

Every time I hear that song, I get a chuckle.

It's not cut loose like a deuce?

In the Springsteen version it's cut loose, which makes more sense.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: dave from knoxville on October 04, 2009, 12:45:19 PM
I am reviving this thread to ask a somewhat related question of the FOT community: Can anyone explain what the hell is going on in the skit at the beginning of Ghostface Killah's "More Fish" album?  What it seems like to me (as weird as it may seem):

-Ghost is at a 2007 New Year's Eve party.
-He is talking to a "friend" although it sounds like some animosity lurks just beneath the surface.
-Friend mentions how he hurt his foot in 2007.
-Ghost remembers the hurt foot and how the friend put peanut butter on his toes(?) Ghost finds the memory of this hilarious.
-Friend becomes enraged at this. He is embarrassed.
-Starts yelling at Ghost.
-As the countdown to 2007 starts, more dirty laundry comes out...Ghost owes the person money.

Could that possibly be right? If I am right, then it is insane.

Even more disorienting? That was uncut documentary sound footage.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Fido on October 04, 2009, 11:36:56 PM
In "Bennie and the Jets," what I heard (when I was about 8, listening to AM Top 40 radio):

"She's got electric boobs, a [blah blah blah], you know I read it in a Pakistani, oh oh, B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets"

The real lyrics: "She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine..." etc.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: fonpr on October 05, 2009, 11:06:23 AM
In "Bennie and the Jets," what I heard (when I was about 8, listening to AM Top 40 radio):

"She's got electric boobs. I read it in a Pakistani


Outside of a Pakistani, a book is man's best friend.  Inside of a Pakistani, it's too dark to read.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: crumbum on April 27, 2010, 07:49:54 PM
Today while listening to the fantastic new New Pornographers album (maybe their best work ever), I was sure I heard Neko sing, 'You're a Todd Glass, a blast from the past'.

In fact it was 'tall glass'. What a disappointment.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Pidgeon on April 27, 2010, 08:36:51 PM
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those gay men go
It's the freakiest show
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on April 29, 2010, 03:40:31 PM
Today while listening to the fantastic new New Pornographers album (maybe their best work ever), I was sure I heard Neko sing, 'You're a Todd Glass, a blast from the past'.

In fact it was 'tall glass'. What a disappointment.

indeed.
Title: Re: Misheard Lyrics
Post by: Big Plastic Head on April 29, 2010, 07:32:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

Make me fries...