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Title: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: mcphee from the forum on September 25, 2009, 10:22:10 AM
After listening to the recent Gems podcast, I got to thinking about other musical odes to pederasty. Two immediately sprung to mind:

R. Dean Taylor - "Shadow"
Original Sins - "Just 14"

Both about 14 year olds!

yuck!

Although I will say that "Just 14" is one of the rockingest songs ever recorded.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: yesno on September 25, 2009, 10:38:47 AM
Ringo Starr -- You're 16
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: Martin on September 25, 2009, 10:59:19 AM
Sam Cooke - Only Sixteen
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: steve davidson on September 25, 2009, 11:05:39 AM
dm - little 15
dm - a question of time
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: Matt on September 25, 2009, 11:08:22 AM
Armand Schaubroeck Steals, "Preteen Mama"
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Post by: Christina on September 25, 2009, 11:11:00 AM
"Stray Cat Blues" - rolling stones
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: masterofsparks on September 25, 2009, 11:13:57 AM
Jailbait by Andre Williams
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: fonpr on September 25, 2009, 11:23:19 AM
Thirteen --Big Star
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: mcphee from the forum on September 25, 2009, 11:42:11 AM
Thirteen --Big Star

oh c'mon.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: mcphee from the forum on September 25, 2009, 11:43:29 AM
Jailbait by Motörhead
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: fonpr on September 25, 2009, 11:45:30 AM
Thirteen --Big Star

oh c'mon.


Someone has to call them as they are.


Signed,

A Truth-teller
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: mcphee from the forum on September 25, 2009, 11:46:30 AM
you might be projecting on that one
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: Wes on September 25, 2009, 12:37:02 PM
"Little Children" as recorded by Billy J. Kramer and the Dakotas, featuring lines like:

Little children, you better not tell on me I'm tellin' you
Little children, you better not tell what you see
And if you're good I'll give you candy and a quarter
If you're quiet like you oughta be
And keep a secret with me...


and especially:

You saw me kissin' your sister, you saw me holdin' her hand
But if you snitch to your mother, your father won't understand...


The whole thing comes off way creepier and more threatening than I hope was intended. That "your father won't understand" isn't all that far off from something escaped prisoners would say to threaten a kid who found them hiding in their neighborhood. The whole song, about running out of patience bribing the kids to shut up until he starts wishing the kids would disappear and take "a nap" just has the vibe of something Spike might sing if he was a drifter who blew into town and started putting the moves on someone's older sister.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: fyodor on September 25, 2009, 12:48:09 PM
Thirteen --Big Star

oh c'mon.


Someone has to call them as they are.


Signed,

A Truth-teller
>:( How dare you!
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: Cornfed_Juggalo on September 25, 2009, 03:01:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pM0rNSQ5Oo
This is like the anti-Pedophilia theme....
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: mcphee from the forum on September 25, 2009, 04:36:44 PM
that isn't rock
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: NJL on September 25, 2009, 06:10:11 PM
The Beatles were already in their twenties when they released "When I Saw Her Standing There."  I guess 17 isn't that creepy, but the law is the law.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: fonpr on September 25, 2009, 06:43:20 PM
The Beatles were already in their twenties when they released "When I Saw Her Standing There."  I guess 17 isn't that creepy, but the law is the law.

the law is the law.

So true.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: Reeleyes on September 25, 2009, 08:49:57 PM
Any song by Gwar.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: fonpr on September 25, 2009, 09:01:18 PM
Little Sister -- Elvis Presley
I don't know ifg he wrote it.

Incriminating lyric:
Well, I used to pull your pigtails
And pinch your turned-up nose
But you been a growin
And baby, it's been showin
From your head down to your toes
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on September 25, 2009, 09:14:03 PM
I saw Gary Puckett and the Union Gap open for the Monkees in 1986. That song takes on a whole new level of creepy when it's a 50 year old dude singing it.
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Post by: Christina on September 25, 2009, 09:36:27 PM
The Beatles were already in their twenties when they released "When I Saw Her Standing There."  I guess 17 isn't that creepy, but the law is the law.

Well, this is the problem ... "Dancing Queen" refers to her being 17 too - feeling the beat of the tambourine, oh yeah. I think there's a definite line, and you can tell when it's being crossed. I don't think the Beatles or ABBA are crossing it.
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Post by: Quilombo on September 25, 2009, 09:41:16 PM
Memphis Tennessee- Chuck Berry
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: masterofsparks on September 25, 2009, 09:43:04 PM
Little Sister -- Elvis Presley
I don't know ifg he wrote it.

Incriminating lyric:
Well, I used to pull your pigtails
And pinch your turned-up nose
But you been a growin
And baby, it's been showin
From your head down to your toes


Elvis didn't write it (or anything else). It's a Pomus/Shuman song.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: JustNicole on September 25, 2009, 09:55:48 PM
The Beatles were already in their twenties when they released "When I Saw Her Standing There."  I guess 17 isn't that creepy, but the law is the law.

Well, this is the problem ... "Dancing Queen" refers to her being 17 too - feeling the beat of the tambourine, oh yeah. I think there's a definite line, and you can tell when it's being crossed. I don't think the Beatles or ABBA are crossing it.

ABBA also has "Does Your Mother Know," which seems like a definite "thanks, but no thanks for your interest."     
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: fonpr on September 25, 2009, 09:59:41 PM
Little Sister -- Elvis Presley
I don't know ifg he wrote it.

Incriminating lyric:
Well, I used to pull your pigtails
And pinch your turned-up nose
But you been a growin
And baby, it's been showin
From your head down to your toes



(/quote]

Elvis didn't write it (or anything else). It's a Pomus/Shuman song.



Is it sleazy enough to be included here? regardless of authorship.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: stephen on September 25, 2009, 10:23:31 PM
This reminded me of a song from the movie Hard Rock Zombies.

http://www.youtube.com/v/hFGj85XKitc&hl=en&fs=1&
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: daveB from Oakland on September 25, 2009, 11:43:17 PM
Original Sins - "Just 14"

... about 14 year olds!

yuck!

Although I will say that "Just 14" is one of the rockingest songs ever recorded.

Led Zep's "Sick Again": also super-rockin' ... and also highly problematic.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: NJL on September 26, 2009, 12:10:28 AM
The Who's "A Quick One, While He's Away."  ?
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Post by: courtney on September 26, 2009, 05:05:04 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ[/youtube]

Man, those guys sure touch each other a lot in that video. There's, like, 2 shots of an actual chic. The rest is them bumpin' up against each other.




And, yeah, "Stray Cat Blues"? Doesn't he say "I presume that you're 15 years old"? That to me has always implied that she's younger. Great song though.

Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: masterofsparks on September 26, 2009, 07:29:24 AM
Memphis Tennessee- Chuck Berry

Isn't this song about a father trying to get his daughter on the phone? That hardly seems sleazy to me.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: Sarah on September 26, 2009, 08:45:19 AM
"Don't Stand So Close to Me."
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: Christina on September 26, 2009, 10:38:38 AM

And, yeah, "Stray Cat Blues"? Doesn't he say "I presume that you're 15 years old"? That to me has always implied that she's younger. Great song though.


I think it's "I can see that you're 15 years old/I don't want your ID". Mick also invites the girl to bring her "wilder than you" friend so she can join in, so that's an underage threesome right there.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on September 26, 2009, 05:26:55 PM
Any song by Gwar.

Especially "Rock n' Roll Never Felt So Good."  The kid in this case also happens to be quadriplegic.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: Reeleyes on September 26, 2009, 07:39:15 PM
Any song by Gwar.

Especially "Rock n' Roll Never Felt So Good."  The kid in this case also happens to be quadriplegic.

and I believe raped by a piece of frozen feces. That was the song I was thinking of when I posted that, couldn't remember the title and haven't heard it since I was 14 but it's haunted me ever since... YUCK!
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: masterofsparks on September 26, 2009, 08:02:38 PM
Little Sister -- Elvis Presley
I don't know ifg he wrote it.

Incriminating lyric:
Well, I used to pull your pigtails
And pinch your turned-up nose
But you been a growin
And baby, it's been showin
From your head down to your toes



(/quote]

Elvis didn't write it (or anything else). It's a Pomus/Shuman song.



Is it sleazy enough to be included here? regardless of authorship.

I would say no. The guy in the song is lusting after the grown-up version of a girl he's known since she was little.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: mcphee from the forum on September 26, 2009, 08:54:29 PM
so many borderline inappropriate songs about 17 year olds:

Beatles - I Saw Here Standing There
Winger - Seventeen
Stray Cats - Sexy and 17
Janis Ian - At Seventeen
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: Joe Rogaine on September 27, 2009, 03:24:34 AM
Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond (About Caroline Kennedy)
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on September 27, 2009, 05:54:13 AM
Not a Rock song, but "Parents Just Don't Understand" has a whole verse about a 12 year old.  At least The Fresh Prince had the decency to send himself to jail in the song.
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Post by: Sarah on September 27, 2009, 07:30:46 AM
so many borderline inappropriate songs about 17 year olds:

. . .
Janis Ian - At Seventeen


Come on.
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Post by: Steve of Bloomington on September 27, 2009, 09:17:31 AM
When she was I think 6 or 7 my sister was in some dance recital, and the whole family went to see it. The older kids did a routine to 'Sexy and 17', only in the program they had printed 'Adorable and 17'. So they knew on some level maybe that wasn't a good idea.

so many borderline inappropriate songs about 17 year olds:

Beatles - I Saw Here Standing There
Winger - Seventeen
Stray Cats - Sexy and 17
Janis Ian - At Seventeen

Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: mcphee from the forum on September 27, 2009, 09:35:53 AM
so many borderline inappropriate songs about 17 year olds:

. . .
Janis Ian - At Seventeen


Come on.

Admittedly it's been a long time since I've heard it.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: NJL on September 27, 2009, 10:18:57 AM
... and Roman Polanski is now under arrest after 30 years.  I swear, the Best Show is prescient about these things.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: Christina on September 27, 2009, 11:59:41 AM
... and Roman Polanski is now under arrest after 30 years.  I swear, the Best Show is prescient about these things.

I know, and by the Swiss!
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Post by: Sarah on September 27, 2009, 03:03:19 PM
He had to have wanted to get arrested.  He's been avoiding countries that might extradite him for years, and I doubt he wasn't aware that he'd face that possibility in Switzerland.
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Post by: NJL on September 27, 2009, 03:17:15 PM
I guess "the line" is somewhere between tax evasion and paedophilia.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: iforgotmymantra on September 28, 2009, 10:30:42 AM
The Beatles were already in their twenties when they released "When I Saw Her Standing There."  I guess 17 isn't that creepy, but the law is the law.

Not in England, you anglodummy.

What about "Run for your life"? Worse but maybe sleazy is the wrong word?
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: Sarah on September 28, 2009, 02:24:38 PM
"Scary" is the word for that song.
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: NJL on September 28, 2009, 03:30:20 PM
The Beatles were already in their twenties when they released "When I Saw Her Standing There."  I guess 17 isn't that creepy, but the law is the law.

Not in England, you anglodummy.


I obviously meant God's law.
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Post by: Jack from Arkansas on September 28, 2009, 05:30:34 PM
Now that the MacKenzie Phillips story has broken, any song by the Mamas and the Papas is on the super-sleaze list. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/25/bijou-phillips-mackenzies_n_300004.html
Title: Re: Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation
Post by: theylive716 on October 06, 2009, 12:50:44 AM
that isn't rock

...is that because it rules or it rots?
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Post by: not that James on October 07, 2009, 09:00:14 AM
This is wrong for a lot of reasons, but specifically, the voice they gave Ken sounds like he's 50 and has been smoking crack through a road flare. 
 
"Hiya Barbie!  Wanna go for a ride?"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwu6NrxVVFk[/youtube]

And I don't think it's appropriate that Ken does the hip-pump move when he says "Let's go party!"
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Post by: Sarah on October 07, 2009, 03:20:17 PM
I don't belong in this world.