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Title: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Spike on December 07, 2009, 09:29:25 AM
 NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! THERE IS ONE SPIKE AND THAT'S MOI !!!!!!

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Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: daveB from Oakland on December 07, 2009, 10:06:06 AM
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 ??? ??? ???
 
 :P




P.S. There is at least one other "MOI". And it ain't Julie.
 

 

Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Stupornaut on December 07, 2009, 10:14:33 AM
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! THERE IS ONE SPIKE AND THAT'S MOI !!!!!!

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

What are you, Miss Piggy?
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Spike on December 07, 2009, 10:21:23 AM
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! THERE IS ONE SPIKE AND THAT'S MOI !!!!!!

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

What are you, Miss Piggy?

NO PET, I'M SPIKE.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: buffcoat on December 07, 2009, 10:21:52 AM
At least Tor has the guts to show himself.




Wait, please don't make me defend that guy or even "less attack" him.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: colonel panic on December 07, 2009, 10:33:31 AM
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! THERE IS ONE SPIKE AND THAT'S MOI !!!!!!

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

What are you, Miss Piggy?


HIIIIIIIIIIIIIi YAH!

(that's Miss Piggy's judo chop)

But now, instead of Miss Piggy saying Hi Ya, I have Tom doing "Judo Chop" in my head.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: P.W. on December 07, 2009, 01:40:59 PM
"THERE IS ONE SPIKE AND THAT'S MOI !!!!!!"

Weirdo exposed.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: fonpr on December 07, 2009, 02:05:44 PM
I don't really see it.

Now that you mention it, she could use some new material.

Perhaps, you have a point.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Stupornaut on December 07, 2009, 03:05:00 PM
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! THERE IS ONE SPIKE AND THAT'S MOI !!!!!!

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

What are you, Miss Piggy?

NO PET, I'M SPIKE.

OK, maybe the "MOI" thing and the "PET" thing make you some sort of Miss Piggy/Andy Capp hybrid.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: nec13 on December 07, 2009, 07:09:50 PM
If Julie is "the new Spike," then maybe Spike can become the new Tor.

Instead of writing a book, Spike, you could write obscene parody songs.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Keith Whitener on December 07, 2009, 07:49:39 PM
Spike is not like one of the characters form the soap operas he watches. He likes doo-wop, goes to work, rides the subway. He's like a fleshed out character from a short story.  It's too real for me AND I AM FREAKING OUT.

One way to look at it, Spike, is that absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: not that clay on December 07, 2009, 08:42:49 PM
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! THERE IS ONE SPIKE AND THAT'S MOI !!!!!!

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Yes and no.  Julie isn't the new Spike. Fredericks is!
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Chad from Oregon on December 07, 2009, 08:45:28 PM
Is Julie the new Spike... or is Spike the old Julie?

(I don't know... it nearly made sense in my head)
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: fonpr on December 07, 2009, 09:18:10 PM
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! THERE IS ONE SPIKE AND THAT'S MOI !!!!!!

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Yes and no.  Julie isn't the new Spike. Fredericks is!
Moi never calls first, Pest>
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Christina on December 07, 2009, 10:49:12 PM

Moi never calls first, Pest>

Cause you don't have a fat-headed sense of self? Yeah.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: spacepope on December 07, 2009, 11:01:37 PM
This debate is meaningless. Julie is the new Spike. Fredericks is the new Spike. Clark is the new Spike. I don't care. As long as there's a NEW SPIKE!
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Christina on December 07, 2009, 11:08:31 PM
I say reject the Spike Paradigm. I wouldn't paint Julie or Frox in such colors.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Spike on December 08, 2009, 09:27:27 AM
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! THERE IS ONE SPIKE AND THAT'S MOI !!!!!!

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Yes and no.  Julie isn't the new Spike. Fredericks is!

HARDLY, PETS !! There will NEVER be another MOI.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: fonpr on December 08, 2009, 09:29:40 AM
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! NEVER !!!!! THERE IS ONE SPIKE AND THAT'S MOI !!!!!!

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Yes and no.  Julie isn't the new Spike. Fredericks is!

HARDLY, PETS !!


"I say reject the Spike Paradigm. I wouldn't paint Julie or Frox in such colors." Auntie Christina.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: fonpr on December 08, 2009, 09:31:00 AM
I say reject the Spike Paradigm. I wouldn't paint Julie or Frox in such colors.

Spike Paradigm would be a good name for a band though.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Regular Joe on December 08, 2009, 10:02:35 AM
Can their opening band be The Mystique?
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: fonpr on December 08, 2009, 10:17:57 AM
Can their opening band be The Mystique?

Either the opening band or the album title.  The Spike Paradigm: "The Mystique" available at a Rock and Roll store near you.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Sarah on December 08, 2009, 11:43:35 AM
Is Julie the new Spike... or is Spike the old Julie?

(I don't know... it nearly made sense in my head)

Makes sense to me. 
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: bonnaventure on December 09, 2009, 03:13:21 AM
Fredricks is the new Spike, Julie is the new Laurie, Laurie is the new Paul F. Tompkins, Paul F. Tompkins is the new John Hodgman, John Hodgman is the new Super Hodgman, etc.

But I stand by my comments from tonight's show; Tom and Spike singing the carol together was heart warming, but it's been mostly downhill from there, sorry Spike.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Sarah on December 09, 2009, 06:26:02 AM
Laurie is the new PFT?  I think Laurie will agree that's inaccurate.

You know what I think?  Spike is Spike, Julie is Julie, Laurie is Laurie, and ainsi de suite.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: buffcoat on December 09, 2009, 11:49:52 AM
Laurie is the new PFT?  I think Laurie will agree that's inaccurate.

You know what I think?  Spike is Spike, Julie is Julie, Laurie is Laurie, and ainsi de suite.

Good job, Frenchy.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Spike on December 09, 2009, 12:32:08 PM
Laurie is the new PFT?  I think Laurie will agree that's inaccurate.

You know what I think?  Spike is Spike, Julie is Julie, Laurie is Laurie, and ainsi de suite.

THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Sarah on December 09, 2009, 01:02:07 PM
It's a dirty job, etc.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 09, 2009, 01:35:17 PM
Is Julie the new Spike... or is Spike the old Julie?

i dont remember Spike calling in half past drunk or disappearing for weeks. 

with that being said, welcome back, Julie!
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: harris on December 15, 2009, 01:25:27 PM
I don't know if it's been said before but can we agree that Spike's qualms with reality TV are totally irrational. Don't get me wrong, most reality tv is disposable and unwatchable. But SPIKE LIKES SOAP OPERAS.
Reality tv has tons of draw to it. I'll admit that I have seen alot of it and I will also admit that commercials have caught me and made me watch. I vouch to say that I can probably count on one hand the ammount of people who have surfed over a soap opera and seen something that makes them want to go back. It just doesn't happen. There's no value there.

I realize that we aren't expected to give Spike much thought but really I think that before Spike even considers criticizing ANYTHING EVER, he needs to pull the plug on soap operas.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: masterofsparks on December 15, 2009, 01:27:34 PM
I don't know if it's been said before but can we agree that Spike's qualms with reality TV everything are totally irrational.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: ChrisRawk on December 15, 2009, 01:30:09 PM
We need another radio date.  I nominate Julie and Spike.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: JasonfromSt.Paul on December 15, 2009, 10:15:01 PM
No because Julie is interesting.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Chad from Oregon on December 19, 2009, 06:49:39 PM
Of course, it all really goes back to what The Main Man himself said in the beginning. Spike needs to be The New Spike.

Perhaps a cape would help.

I have faith in him. He may just be hit with inspiration while working on some of his sparkling apple cider this holiday season.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: ackbar on December 20, 2009, 07:07:12 AM
Andy from BOF = The New Julie
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: betheboy on December 20, 2009, 03:03:02 PM
Andy from BOF = The New Julie

I have never turned on a caller as fast as I did on Andy from Bath. In the span of 3 calls I went from "He's doing his best" to "Heave-Ho".

I hope we hear from Tyrone again.  I hope he heard that Mask Man song.

Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: put_it_away on July 21, 2010, 02:01:12 PM
You know, I kind of miss Andy from Bath.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on July 21, 2010, 02:47:09 PM
What did AFB do that was so bad? I think the AFB calls happened while I lost track of the show for a bit.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Pidgeon on July 21, 2010, 02:49:34 PM
What did AFB do that was so bad? I think the AFB calls happened while I lost track of the show for a bit.

If I recall, he always had to go back to his American accent to make his calls interesting.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: put_it_away on July 21, 2010, 03:44:17 PM
AFB always called in via Skype on his iPhone, so the connection was never great. Tom had a hard time understanding his accent anyway, and the phone problems only exacerbated the situation. Ultimately, Tom only let him talk if he spoke in his version of an American accent, which was absolutely wonderfully horrible.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: fonpr on July 21, 2010, 05:20:02 PM
The answer to the question posed by this thread  is: not even close.

Julie: I miss her (please call).



Spike: won't go away.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Christina on July 21, 2010, 09:21:50 PM
AFB always called in via Skype on his iPhone, so the connection was never great. Tom had a hard time understanding his accent anyway, and the phone problems only exacerbated the situation. Ultimately, Tom only let him talk if he spoke in his version of an American accent, which was absolutely wonderfully horrible.

He also sounded like a bit of a sack ... kind of an Eeyore type.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on July 22, 2010, 02:41:15 PM
Ah OK, f*** AFB then.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Christina on July 22, 2010, 10:40:05 PM
Ah OK, f*** AFB then.

Well, I'm not sure I meant that! He could've developed past that first impression, since he'd managed to get somewhere w/Tom using that silly American accent. He stopped showing up here too ... he posted on the board for a while I seem to recall.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on July 23, 2010, 10:05:52 AM
Ah OK, f*** AFB then.

Well, I'm not sure I meant that! He could've developed past that first impression, since he'd managed to get somewhere w/Tom using that silly American accent. He stopped showing up here too ... he posted on the board for a while I seem to recall.

It does sound like if he got past the technical glitches things might have taken a different turn. Anyhow coulda woulda shoulda as they say.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: mahgeetah on July 23, 2010, 10:11:30 AM
Ah OK, f*** AFB then.

Well, I'm not sure I meant that! He could've developed past that first impression, since he'd managed to get somewhere w/Tom using that silly American accent. He stopped showing up here too ... he posted on the board for a while I seem to recall.

It does sound like if he got past the technical glitches things might have taken a different turn. Anyhow coulda woulda shoulda as they say.

If if's and buts were candies and nuts, etc. etc. ( -- Carl Yastrzemski)
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on July 23, 2010, 10:32:07 AM
Ah OK, f*** AFB then.

Well, I'm not sure I meant that! He could've developed past that first impression, since he'd managed to get somewhere w/Tom using that silly American accent. He stopped showing up here too ... he posted on the board for a while I seem to recall.

It does sound like if he got past the technical glitches things might have taken a different turn. Anyhow coulda woulda shoulda as they say.

If if's and buts were candies and nuts, etc. etc. ( -- Carl Yastrzemski)

If wishes were fishes, we'd have ourselves a fry. Homeboy.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Sarah on July 23, 2010, 07:17:59 PM
"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been!' " -- John Greenleaf Whittier
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: dave from knoxville on July 23, 2010, 09:07:19 PM
The thing about AFB is that funny accents are irritating.
Title: Re: JULIE, THE NEW SPIKE????!!!!
Post by: Pidgeon on July 23, 2010, 09:11:25 PM
"AFB was mediocre" is now a meme.