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Title: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 18, 2009, 03:03:06 PM
Dear FOT,

My wife surprised me with two tickets to see Garrison Keillor's "A Prairie Home Companion" when they tape here in NYC tomorrow night at Town Hall.  I heard the podcast of Tom's rant about Keillor mere hours after hearing about my gift.  Ew buoy. Now I am one of the mutants who goes to see him live!

I will report back.

-Jon


P.S. Why, you might ask, did my wife get me this gift, given that we are not octogenarians? It had more to do with a sketch she and I performed on my now defunct podcast, in which I played Garrison Keillor and she played Laurie Anderson.  The situation was that we were on a blind date and both spoke at about one mile per hour, driving the Applebee's waiter insane.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: Christina on December 18, 2009, 04:06:29 PM

P.S. Why, you might ask, did my wife get me this gift, given that we are not octogenarians? It had more to do with a sketch she and I performed on my now defunct podcast, in which I played Garrison Keillor and she played Laurie Anderson.  The situation was that we were on a blind date and both spoke at about one mile per hour, driving the Applebee's waiter insane.

So you're going ironically!

Funny bit btw ... like an updated version of Bob & Ray's Slow Talkers of America.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 19, 2009, 01:01:10 PM
OH SHIT. 

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/oped/bal-op.keillor16dec16,0,225627.story (http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/oped/bal-op.keillor16dec16,0,225627.story)
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: Christina on December 19, 2009, 01:13:53 PM
OH SHIT. 

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/oped/bal-op.keillor16dec16,0,225627.story (http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/oped/bal-op.keillor16dec16,0,225627.story)

Well, I'm sure that will blow over.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: Jim McGriddles on December 19, 2009, 01:26:52 PM
OH SHIT. 

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/oped/bal-op.keillor16dec16,0,225627.story (http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/oped/bal-op.keillor16dec16,0,225627.story)

"I've just come from Cambridge, that beehive of brilliance, where nerds don't feel self-conscious..."

Now I know how everyone from New Jersey feels about that MTV Jersey Shore show.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 19, 2009, 03:18:51 PM
Forget that part!  Did you read further?  To the part about Unitarians and Jews impinging on the celebration of his Messiahs birth?  Get bent, Garrison.  WE'RE NO LONGER GOING TONIGHT.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: fonpr on December 19, 2009, 03:29:04 PM
Forget that part!  Did you read further?  To the part about Unitarians and Jews impinging on the celebration of his Messiahs birth?  Get bent, Garrison.  WE'RE NO LONGER GOING TONIGHT.

Whoa Jon.  You can go and boo his comments.  If you get the heave ho ask for your money back.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: daveB from Oakland on December 19, 2009, 03:34:29 PM
Forget that part!  Did you read further?  To the part about Unitarians and Jews impinging on the celebration of his Messiahs birth?  Get bent, Garrison.  WE'RE NO LONGER GOING TONIGHT.

Whoa Jon.  You can go and boo his comments.  If you get the heave ho ask for you money back.

Even better, you can go in there pretending to be crazed, rabid superfans ... shouting out requests for favorite bits and generally being disruptive while pretending to be supportive.

(Although I guess that wouldn't be very nice to all the octogenarians trying to have a nice evening out).

And you can heartily congratulate him for joining Bill O'Reilly in the brave counterbattle against the "war on christmas".
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: fonpr on December 19, 2009, 03:55:40 PM

And you can heartily congratulate him for joining Bill O'Reilly in the brave counterbattle against the "war on christmas".

Hear hear.  I request you do the above.  You already have tickets.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: Martin on December 19, 2009, 04:02:44 PM
I support Jon's decision not to go.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: fonpr on December 19, 2009, 04:27:59 PM
I support Jon's decision not to go.

Then Keillor wins.  Gets money; no harassment.  That is not justice.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: Christina on December 19, 2009, 06:07:41 PM
Return the tix with a letter as to why you aren't going - copy letter and send to the EIC at the paper. (although it is a syndicated column that the Sun just carries, but still)
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: Gilly on December 19, 2009, 06:12:02 PM
I  don't get why he'd do something like that, he's always been one of my favorites, a guy who sticks with the traditional stuff with out being political about it or a religious nut. He did the old timey, hymn singing thing with class so it's unfortunate that he'd have to write something like that. I haven't listened to his radio broadcast in a few years though so maybe he's changed.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: AllisonLeGnome on December 19, 2009, 06:52:54 PM
I've gotten mad at something written Garrison Keillor before and been informed I'm simply missing his hilarious sarcasm- but this doesn't seem to fall into that category.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: dave from knoxville on December 19, 2009, 06:54:58 PM
Man, you guys are so easy to offend.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: fonpr on December 19, 2009, 10:25:01 PM
Man, you guys are so easy to offend.

You are not a Jewish/Unitarian.
Obviously.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: dave from knoxville on December 19, 2009, 10:32:04 PM
I am a cracker, Fredericks. You, of all people, should know the pain I have suffered at the hands of ignorant sophisticates.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: fonpr on December 19, 2009, 10:35:19 PM
I am a cracker, Fredericks. You, of all people, should know the pain I have suffered at the hands of ignorant sophisticates.

Media Squat?
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: cutout on December 19, 2009, 10:45:45 PM
I kinda hate Keillor for all the obvious reasons. But I read the article and it seems like satire, no? Isn't he apeing the "war on christmas" argument? Like a Colbert Report kind of thing?
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: buffcoat on December 19, 2009, 10:59:34 PM
No opinion piece, however awful, could ever, ever, EVER amount to even one percent of the damage done by his horrible voice.  Clear your throat, you repulsive loser.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: fonpr on December 19, 2009, 11:27:29 PM
No opinion piece, however awful, could ever, ever, EVER amount to even one percent of the damage done by his horrible voice.  Clear your throat, you repulsive loser.

UaaaaAAaaaHHH HUUUrphhT
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 20, 2009, 08:32:28 AM
You know, in the end, I did not even feel like the comment was anti-semitic or anti-Unitarian, even though I am Jewish.  I just felt it was seriously unpleasant without any comedy to justify its existence.  A less-appaling Michael Richards event.

We were going with our tongues planted in our cheeks a little bit, with the hope that maybe we'd be won over by it.  But it was no longer worth that effort after reading that.

And by the way, who alerted me to Keillor's rant?  None other than Tom Scharpling when I tweeted that I was going.  My wife and I have him to thank for seeing Avatar last night instead.  My thinking was: What is the most opposite thing we can see from Prairie Home Companion.

Someone please find unobtanium under Lake Wobegon...

Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: Christina on December 20, 2009, 10:31:31 AM
You know, in the end, I did not even feel like the comment was anti-semitic or anti-Unitarian, even though I am Jewish.  I just felt it was seriously unpleasant without any comedy to justify its existence.  A less-appaling Michael Richards event.


I think you've summed it up well, yeah... his twee "reportage" wasn't quite my thing, but he was harmless enough. Somewhere along the way though it's like he went deep into Andy Rooney territory (Rooney's had his fair share of verbal gaffes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Rooney#Racial_remarks) too).
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: dave from knoxville on December 20, 2009, 10:33:12 AM
I kinda hate Keillor for all the obvious reasons. But I read the article and it seems like satire, no? Isn't he apeing the "war on christmas" argument? Like a Colbert Report kind of thing?

This was what I thought, but gave up on trying to make the case without people thinking I am racist. I too thought it was Swiftian in intent, if not execution. It's sort of like if I got outraged during my early calls when Tom suggested I, and everyone in my region, was in the KKK. And of course, only 60% of us are.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: Christina on December 20, 2009, 10:36:34 AM
I kinda hate Keillor for all the obvious reasons. But I read the article and it seems like satire, no? Isn't he apeing the "war on christmas" argument? Like a Colbert Report kind of thing?

if this were so, it's hard to tell since this isn't his MO usually, if ever. Colbert's whole thing is one long piss take on the lunkheaded conservative pundit.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: crumbum on December 21, 2009, 11:07:49 AM
This op-ed was brought to you by the Church of Latter-Day Twains.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on December 21, 2009, 01:33:30 PM
I LOL'ed at this part!

"If you are the World's Leading Authority on the mating habits of the jabberwock beetle of the Lesser Jujube Archipelago, you can take comfort in knowing that the pinch-faced drone next to you at Starbucks may be the W.L.A. on 17th-century Huguenot hymnody or a niche of quantum physics that is understood by nobody but himself."

Wait, what does LOL stand for again?
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: scratchbomb on December 21, 2009, 04:40:55 PM
I LOL'ed at this part!

"If you are the World's Leading Authority on the mating habits of the jabberwock beetle of the Lesser Jujube Archipelago, you can take comfort in knowing that the pinch-faced drone next to you at Starbucks may be the W.L.A. on 17th-century Huguenot hymnody or a niche of quantum physics that is understood by nobody but himself."

Wait, what does LOL stand for again?

Which is ironic, since he hosts a live radio variety show that frequently features musicians who specialize in forms just as obscure as the disciplines he names here.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on December 21, 2009, 04:58:46 PM
People need to lay off the Huegenots.

I'm in the 'Swiftian' camp. However, like Dave, I come from a place where everybody is in the Klan (which is actually just a vicious rumor based on the fact that the Klan ran the state in the 20s. Barely anybody from then is even alive now. Come on.)

Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: fonpr on December 21, 2009, 06:49:36 PM
People need to lay off the Huegenots.

I'm in the 'Swiftian' camp. However, like Dave, I come from a place where everybody is in the Klan (which is actually just a vicious rumor based on the fact that the Klan ran the state in the 20s. Barely anybody from then is even alive now. Come on.)



I've done the research:  He really dislikes Unitarians.
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: gluvox on December 24, 2009, 04:42:20 PM
If his intent was a Swift/Colbert bit of irony he failed in the most tone-deaf way possible. But I don't think that's the case. I mean, does he actually enjoy hearing Rudolph at the mall?
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: dave from knoxville on February 05, 2010, 11:35:30 AM
Keillor recalls, "When the show started, it was something funny to do with my friends, and then it became an achievement that I hoped would be successful, and now it's a good way of life."

Now's your chance!

http://www.ncm.com/Fathom/TalkRadio/Event/PrairieHome_Encore.aspx
Title: Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
Post by: Mark in Helsinki on February 05, 2010, 12:04:53 PM
Keillor recalls, "When the show started, it was something funny to do with my friends, and then it became an achievement that I hoped would be successful, and now it's a good way of life."

Now's your chance!

http://www.ncm.com/Fathom/TalkRadio/Event/PrairieHome_Encore.aspx

18 bucks a ticket, and the show isn't even live?? Whew.

I guess keillor's looking for revenue from everywhere, he even hosts a wintertime cruise in the Caribbean with tickets starting in the thousands.