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Title: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Laurie on March 06, 2007, 05:40:21 PM
Okay, so my neighbor's kid has a really bad ska band. They practice just about every other day for three hours. Should I leave note in their mailbox and let them know that it's not 1995?
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Andy on March 06, 2007, 06:27:40 PM
Madness invented ska.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Laurie on March 06, 2007, 07:45:43 PM
Madness invented ska.

My neighbor's kid's band is practically a No Doubt/Sublime cover band. The female singer is very good... at hitting bum notes.

Hey, I have some Specials and Madness CDs in my collection, okay? But '90s era revival ska was largely bad. I don't need an aughts-era re-revival ska band playing next door to me. AND I DON'T SEE WHY THEY NEED TO PLAY WITH THEIR WINDOWS OPEN.
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Post by: Purple-Shirt on March 06, 2007, 08:08:04 PM
TV on the Radio practices in my Basement. It's barely even music.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: TL on March 07, 2007, 01:15:31 AM
Petey on the Radio (my new band) practices in my basement.  It, too, is barely music.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Stan on March 07, 2007, 01:43:13 AM
The previous posts make my head swim.
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Post by: jed on March 07, 2007, 09:52:30 AM
Laurie, I think I have come up with the best solution. I don't know about you, but when I was 15 I had a couple friends who were way older than me. I think one was 21 and the other even older. They were both married, had cars, and had great record collections. They fed me good music all the time. They knew I liked a lot of crap and that I was still a kid with no sense of what was good. But they ignored that and just kept giving me good stuff to listen to. I have no idea why but I'm sure glad they did. I might still be into whatever Aerosmith and Weird Al are up to if not for them. So this is what you do: see if you can get in their band! By the end of the first practice you'll be running things.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Sarah on March 07, 2007, 10:19:01 AM
I suggest distracting them with porn.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: TL on March 07, 2007, 11:30:07 AM
I suggest distracting them with porn.

I like that Idea, Sarah - hide a few magazines among their gear while they're out, and enjoy the silence!  You could be like the Tooth Fairy of porn.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: John Junk on March 07, 2007, 01:55:51 PM
I might still be into whatever Aerosmith and Weird Al are up to if not for them. 

He ain't been hungry since Running With Scissors!

Dear Filthy Laurie,
I agree with these other chaps.  Odds are these dudes are into like prissy corporate porn masquerading as the real alterna-deal.  They're watching the DVD of the Suicide Girls Tour and googling "ska+panties+dirty+teen" or something.  You gotta show them the light of "My Ass is Haunted" and "Girls Lie" and whatnot.  Otherwise they'll still be into whatever Chasey Lane and Asia Carrera are up to ten years down the road.  They're probably at home listenenng to "The Ballad of Chasey Lane" right now, poor suckers.
Sincerely,
John Junk
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: buffcoat on March 07, 2007, 09:41:43 PM
Mom and Dad, this is Chasey
Chasey this is my Mom and Dad
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Tyrannosaurus Rocks on March 07, 2007, 09:50:08 PM
Two people in my house play drums. "Play" drums. They can not maintain a 4/4 beat. They change every other second. One second, it's just the bass drum with a snare every 8th bass drum, real slow. Then? HORRIBLE DRUM ROLL DOUBLE BASS FOR A MINUTE. They do this every other day, for 2 hours. They haven't learnt a thing about playing drums.

When we approached them about muffling the drums, and maybe getting a book, they instead moved the drums to the basement and put cardboard on the heads, to "muffle" them. Instead of towels on top, and pillows inside, which would muffle it, the cardboard just adds a raspy sound to everything, and makes everything sound flat and horrible. They can't make drums sound worse, you think, until they do.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Pride of Staten Island on March 08, 2007, 01:53:24 AM
I might still be into whatever Aerosmith and Weird Al are up to if not for them. 

He ain't been hungry since Running With Scissors!

Dear Filthy Laurie,
I agree with these other chaps.  Odds are these dudes are into like prissy corporate porn masquerading as the real alterna-deal.  They're watching the DVD of the Suicide Girls Tour and googling "ska+panties+dirty+teen" or something.  You gotta show them the light of "My Ass is Haunted" and "Girls Lie" and whatnot.  Otherwise they'll still be into whatever Chasey Lane and Asia Carrera are up to ten years down the road.  They're probably at home listenenng to "The Ballad of Chasey Lane" right now, poor suckers.
Sincerely,
John Junk

Somewhat disturbingly, a google search for "ska+panties+dirty+teen" yields this bit of info in it's very first result:

Patel rules: Offering is not Distributing

It's actually not nearly as horrible it seems at first glance, but the initial shock is stomach turning.

http://viral.media.mit.edu/wiki/tiki-view_blog_post.php?blogId=4&postId=15 (http://viral.media.mit.edu/wiki/tiki-view_blog_post.php?blogId=4&postId=15)
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Chris L on March 08, 2007, 05:30:01 PM
I must insist that the next all-FOT band be called "Dirty Ska Panties."
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Jason on March 08, 2007, 06:44:19 PM
Filthy Laurie and the Dirty Ska Panties.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Laurie on March 13, 2007, 06:12:14 PM
Oh, dear lord. They've recruited a trumpeter.

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE PLUGGED IN IF THEY'RE JUST PRACTICING?

Let me tell you, this kid has to be worse than either of your roommates, T. Rox. HAS TO BE.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Laurie on March 15, 2007, 06:06:28 PM
Waaaaaaahhhhh. Again. They're not getting better with all this practice, guys!
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Laurie on March 20, 2007, 05:38:32 PM
No más, por favor.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Jason on March 20, 2007, 05:46:24 PM
Can you record it and upload it here?
It might become an internet sensation and they may be forced to stop.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Laurie on March 20, 2007, 06:08:24 PM
I've considered doing it... I'd have to drop by Radio Hut and pick up some sort of digital recorder, as my old one broke. Like, in 2003.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Laurie on April 07, 2007, 01:46:39 PM
Okay, guys, I need your help. I've decided to take Jed's advice and put together a mix of rootsy-punk songs for my neighbor's misguided kid. Thus far I've got The Slits, Teddy Rockstar, Bad Brains, X-Ray Spex, and The Specials, and The Jam.

Suggestions? I'm trying to move them away from No Doubt and Sublime, two bands that I am reasonably sure serve as their main frame of reference for their "sound," as it is.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: John Junk on April 07, 2007, 02:55:54 PM
Jay Reatard dude.  Wire.  Buzzcocks.  What about, like, Operation Ivy??

and for some reason I suddenly thought of that band Screeching Weasel.  Ouch.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Laurie on April 07, 2007, 05:54:31 PM
I'm scared Op Ivy will send them in the wrong direction. Yes to Jay Reatard, and I had already added Wire to the mix.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: John Junk on April 07, 2007, 06:55:52 PM
Yeah, I hear that Filthy Laurie.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Omar on April 07, 2007, 07:47:55 PM
I'm scared Op Ivy will send them in the wrong direction. Yes to Jay Reatard, and I had already added Wire to the mix.

Re Op Ivy, how about another Armstrong and Freeman joint: Rancid's ... And Out Come The Wolves?  I never liked the previous Rancid albums and have not heard much of their subsequent work, but AOCTW is awesome.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Jason on April 07, 2007, 08:26:20 PM
So far this mix sounds like a No Doubt inspiration tape, except for Screeching Waesel..

I still say record them and upload it. How awesome would it be to have an all FOT judged battle of the bands with Strangers Vibe and Filthy Laurie's neighbors without any of their knowledge.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: jed on April 07, 2007, 08:40:48 PM
My vote is for straight and simple punk. Jay Reatard, maybe Minor Threat, some Ramones and Misfits too. This is feeling less and less possible to fix. But you never know what hearing good music can do to a kid, especially when it comes from an adult in the know.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Laurie on April 07, 2007, 09:33:48 PM
Speaking of Minor Threat...

(http://i17.tinypic.com/4htnnlt.jpg)

That's the art work I'm going to use for the cover.
Title: Re: neighbor's garage band
Post by: Omar on April 08, 2007, 09:24:45 AM
Speaking of Minor Threat...

(http://i17.tinypic.com/4htnnlt.jpg)

That's the art work I'm going to use for the cover.

Reminds me of that post Linus did back in February:

http://18rabbitscircleblog.blogspot.com/2007/02/american-hardcore.html