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Title: Weather as poetry
Post by: Sarah on March 16, 2007, 12:53:48 AM

The official forecast for the morrow in my little ol' town reads in part "copious amounts of moisture will be brought north into our region prior to the arrival of the storm. As a result a slug of precipitation will overspread northern New England."

Unusually lyrical, I thought. 

Yours, soon to be under a slug spurred by copiousity,

Sarah
Title: Re: Weather as poetry
Post by: TL on March 16, 2007, 09:05:29 AM
...a slug of precipitation...

Aside from the fact that that, too, was my nick-name in high school, I have to agree Sarah, at the poetry of that forecast - pretty amazing.  Down here in southern RI, though, it's more like a "tasmanian devil of precipitation."
It's crazy out there this morning!  And it was supposed to not be all that bad for us...
Title: Re: Weather as poetry
Post by: Laurie on March 16, 2007, 09:55:48 AM
Was that in your local paper?

Question: Is excessive use of ellipses widespread in the world of forecasting, or is this just a problem that plagues Miami (http://weather.herald.com/US/FL/South_Florida.html)?
Title: Re: Weather as poetry
Post by: buffcoat on March 16, 2007, 11:02:27 AM
No... or yes...

Maybe?
Title: Re: Weather as poetry
Post by: Sarah on March 16, 2007, 11:18:02 AM
Aside from the fact that that, too, was my nick-name in high school
I think "A slug of precipitation" should be your new sig.

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"tasmanian devil of precipitation."
I suspect this will be the case here tomorrow, when I will be dutifully standing outside protesting the war to no avail with a meager crowd of like-minded folk.  We're supposed to get snow, then sleet, then rain, and the town will become an ice rink.  I'm planning on wearing some fetching, brilliantly white golf shoes I inherited from a friend of my father's so that I'll be able to walk to the event without killing myself.  'Twill be a daring fashion statement.

Was that in your local paper?
Nope--it's from Weather Bug.

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Question: Is excessive use of ellipses widespread in the world of forecasting, or is this just a problem that plagues Miami (http://weather.herald.com/US/FL/South_Florida.html)?
Judging from this (from the National Weather Service)--"Including The Cities Of... Ellsworth... Bar Harbor... Blue Hill... Eastport... Machias... Cherryfield"--I'd say it's a nationwide affliction.
Title: Re: Weather as poetry
Post by: TL on March 16, 2007, 01:44:28 PM
I think "A slug of precipitation" should be your new sig.

I think you're right!!
Title: Re: Weather as poetry
Post by: Sarah on March 16, 2007, 02:10:46 PM
I don't like it . . .  (you know the rest)

But could you make an obsessive and no doubt annoying stickler happy and change the "it's" to "its"?

Sorry.
Title: Re: Weather as poetry
Post by: TL on March 16, 2007, 02:18:55 PM
But could you make an obsessive and no doubt annoying stickler happy and change the "it's" to "its"?
Sorry.

Don't be sorry - I'm ashamed of myself!
Title: Re: Weather as poetry
Post by: Stan on March 16, 2007, 03:21:19 PM
I don't like it . . .  (you know the rest)

But could you make an obsessive and no doubt annoying stickler happy and change the "it's" to "its"?

Sorry.

 It's still unchanged...time to step up to the punctuation plate, son.
Title: Re: Weather as poetry
Post by: Jason on March 16, 2007, 03:47:46 PM

"I bet its Ted Leo! He saw that other thread and got pissed. I bet he has been monitoring this board for YEARS."- From Disarm the Settlers

Oh dear.
Title: Re: Weather as poetry
Post by: TL on March 16, 2007, 03:51:10 PM

"I bet its Ted Leo! He saw that other thread and got pissed. I bet he has been monitoring this board for YEARS."- From Disarm the Settlers

Oh dear.

Can't we all just get along?
Title: Re: Weather as poetry
Post by: Dan B on March 16, 2007, 04:12:36 PM
This was the first snow storm where the students actually didn't want a snow day.  Now we have graduation on a Monday.
Title: Re: Weather as poetry
Post by: Stan on March 16, 2007, 08:05:01 PM

"I bet its Ted Leo! He saw that other thread and got pissed. I bet he has been monitoring this board for YEARS."- From Disarm the Settlers

Oh dear.

 Holy Guacamole! It's fixed now, thanks Jason.