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Title: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: samir on April 09, 2010, 04:50:50 PM
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/04/ice_t_teaches_aimee_mann_an_im.html

Good times.

(http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/20100409_icet_560x264.jpg)
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: TacoSmith on April 09, 2010, 05:39:26 PM
I need to start following him on Twitter so I can read all of his tweets in my head with PFT's voice.

edit: By the way, it really tickles me that he capitalized the word "dicks". It makes it seem like he's asking her to a hot bowl of guys named Dick. Including, perhaps, his boss Dick Wolf.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Trembling Eagle on April 09, 2010, 06:17:27 PM
aw jeez
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Stupornaut on April 09, 2010, 08:00:24 PM
I need to start following him on Twitter so I can read all of his tweets in my head with PFT's voice.

edit: By the way, it really tickles me that he capitalized the word "dicks". It makes it seem like he's asking her to a hot bowl of guys named Dick. Including, perhaps, his boss Dick Wolf.

Perhaps he is inviting her to the famous Seattle burger stand, where they are offering chili for a limited time.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Pidgeon on April 09, 2010, 08:04:07 PM
Keep in mind that tweet was from a fifty-two-year-old man.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: not that clay on April 09, 2010, 08:11:56 PM
I need to start following him on Twitter so I can read all of his tweets in my head with PFT's voice.

edit: By the way, it really tickles me that he capitalized the word "dicks". It makes it seem like he's asking her to a hot bowl of guys named Dick. Including, perhaps, his boss Dick Wolf.

I never thought I could love anything as much as PFT's Ice T until I heard PFT's Andrew LLoyd Webber.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on April 09, 2010, 11:27:17 PM
He hasn't mastered twittering yet. You don't end your tweets with 'Love, Ice-T'. It wastes characters.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Christina on April 10, 2010, 01:47:40 AM
He hasn't mastered twittering yet. You don't end your tweets with 'Love, Ice-T'. It wastes characters.

True, but oddly enough, I find it kinda sweet when Shatner puts "my best, Bill" at the end of each and every one of his tweets.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: kiemzi on April 10, 2010, 07:53:07 AM
i also like when "-Hanx" does it.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Big Plastic Head on April 10, 2010, 12:59:25 PM
I need to start following him on Twitter so I can read all of his tweets in my head with PFT's voice.

edit: By the way, it really tickles me that he capitalized the word "dicks". It makes it seem like he's asking her to a hot bowl of guys named Dick. Including, perhaps, his boss Dick Wolf.

I never thought I could love anything as much as PFT's Ice T until I heard PFT's Andrew LLoyd Webber.

Have you heard his John C. Riley? SO funny.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on April 10, 2010, 03:36:33 PM
That wasn't the REAL John C. Reilly?
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Stupornaut on April 10, 2010, 05:12:57 PM
That wasn't the REAL John C. Reilly?

I could've sworn it was the first time I heard it, at least for the first few minutes. Are Paul and John on good terms?
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: mahgeetah on April 12, 2010, 10:49:31 AM
I'm running out of the house right this second so that I can start commanding people to "eat a hot bowl of Dicks." That's gold.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Martin on April 12, 2010, 11:09:38 AM
It's no bag of dicks, but yeah.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Bernard on April 12, 2010, 12:37:43 PM
It's no bag of dicks, but yeah.

Not to borrow from Louis CK too much, but the idea of a hot bowl of dicks is even more entertaining than a bag.  I'm thinking of the way rice is served in a Chinese restaurant: perfectly arc-shaped; molded from the rice scooper.  And the thought of steam rising makes it even better. 
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: TacoSmith on April 12, 2010, 12:38:49 PM
Another question regarding this hot bowl of dicks: Is the bowl itself hot? Is it like getting a chilled salad fork or a frosted mug?
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Pat K on April 12, 2010, 01:13:05 PM
Another question regarding this hot bowl of dicks: Is the bowl itself hot? Is it like getting a chilled salad fork or a frosted mug?

It's definitely hot. When the waitress sets the bowl down, she warns "Careful, hot bowl." 
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Martin on April 12, 2010, 01:40:21 PM
Yeah, definitely.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Senator Gothman (D-OR) on April 13, 2010, 12:31:23 AM
Both the bowl and the dicks are independently hot.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: TacoSmith on April 13, 2010, 02:45:59 AM
So would it have been more or less insulting if he had said: "Eat a hot bowl of raw dicks!"
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Chris L on April 13, 2010, 07:20:17 AM
I think the bag is netted, like a bag of oranges.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Martin on April 13, 2010, 08:27:30 AM
Really? That never crossed my mind. To me the bag was always like a bag of chips.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: Christina on April 13, 2010, 10:07:32 AM
Really? That never crossed my mind. To me the bag was always like a bag of chips.

The image Louis CK painted of the dicks sticking out of the top like baguettes is burned onto my brain.
Title: Re: Ice T vs. Aimee Mann Twitter war
Post by: MikeInManhattan on April 13, 2010, 10:29:16 AM
So I guess no Aimee Mann / Ice T diss-tape war.