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Title: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: mackro on May 26, 2010, 11:24:19 AM
About to puke. Could only stomach first paragraph. It's time to stop when the residual seafood dining mention followed by a tired generalization/stereotype happens (like in every piece he does)

shortly after, he started inferring blogging and txting as this degenerate thing and I had to stop reading. :-/
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: mackro on May 26, 2010, 11:27:47 AM
Sorry, here's the link: http://nyti.ms/bKJVrT
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on May 26, 2010, 11:54:07 AM
I was okay for a while. I didn't actually vomit until this last paragraph:

"Children, I am an author who used to type a book manuscript on a manual typewriter. Yes, I did. And mailed it to a New York publisher in a big manila envelope with actual postage stamps on it. And kept a carbon copy for myself. I waited for a month or so and then got an acceptance letter in the mail. It was typed on paper. They offered to pay me a large sum of money. I read it over and over and ran up and down the rows of corn whooping. It was beautiful, the Old Era. I’m sorry you missed it."

Go jump in a lake, Keillor. And you know which one.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: Sarah on May 26, 2010, 12:04:30 PM
I get what he's bemoaning, but he is a tedious old fart nonetheless (it takes one to know one [well, not really, but at least it means I'm not just responding as a prickly young'un]).
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on May 26, 2010, 12:42:09 PM
He is pretty tiresome. It is kind of a shame how whole swaths of people are having the rug pulled out from under them as far as getting paid to do things, though, so he has a valid point there.

And carbon paper, really? I wonder is he going to bemoan the disappearance of the mimeograph machine from schools.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: Matt on May 26, 2010, 12:57:11 PM
I read it over and over and ran up and down the rows of corn whooping. It was beautiful, the Old Era. I’m sorry you missed it.

This is gross, but it made me think of Garrison Keillor with cornrows, which made me laugh.

You are found guilty of being a blowhard, Keillor! Your punishment - forty lashes with a stalk of wheat. And then, the soggy-corncobbing.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: Kim Kelly on May 26, 2010, 02:39:01 PM
I wish a child would send him into the cornfield. Forever and ever.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: Sarah on May 26, 2010, 03:14:31 PM
It is kind of a shame how whole swaths of people are having the rug pulled out from under them as far as getting paid to do things, though, so he has a valid point there.

I feel like I got out of the biz just in time.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: Christina on May 26, 2010, 10:21:41 PM
It is kind of a shame how whole swaths of people are having the rug pulled out from under them as far as getting paid to do things, though, so he has a valid point there.

I feel like I got out of the biz just in time.

The tap dancing going on right now is pretty exhausting.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: dave from knoxville on May 27, 2010, 06:53:49 AM
Every day is the end of SOME era.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: senorcorazon on May 27, 2010, 07:57:58 AM
Every day is the end of SOME era.

Can today be the end of the Keillor Era?
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: Sarah on May 27, 2010, 08:02:08 AM
The tap dancing going on right now is pretty exhausting.

It must be hell.  I'm so glad I don't have to deal with it. 
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: Pat K on May 27, 2010, 10:10:16 AM
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our children are writing up a storm, often combining letters and numerals (U R 2 1derful), blogging like crazy, reading for hours off their little screens, surfing around from Henry James to Jesse James to the epistle of James to pajamas to Obama to Alabama to Alanon to non-sequiturs, sequins, penguins, penal institutions

This reminds me of when they made fun of Bill Cosby on The Simpsons that one time, and he goes "The kids these days with their rap music and the bippin and the boppin and the hippin and the hoppin!"
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: Sarah on May 27, 2010, 10:13:02 AM
Perhaps he'd just seen a Bing commercial.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: Christina on May 27, 2010, 10:14:33 AM
The tap dancing going on right now is pretty exhausting.

It must be hell.  I'm so glad I don't have to deal with it. 

I'm working on a Plan B.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: Pat K on May 27, 2010, 10:20:54 AM
Also:
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and it’s all free, and you read freely, you’re not committed to anything the way you are when you shell out $30 for a book,

I hate it when rich and famous people make this argument, as if he doesn't get 10 tons of free books a year. I'd love to see the receipt from the last time he paid retail price for a book in an actual store. I'll bet the year on it begins with "198".

I don't even hate Garrison Kiellor particularly much, but that line of reasoning really bugs me.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on May 27, 2010, 11:30:29 AM
Another point: I read a lot of books for free before the Internet. I checked them out of THE LIBRARY! I bet they even have a library in Lake Wobegon.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: dave from knoxville on May 27, 2010, 11:42:47 AM
Another point: I read a lot of books for free before the Internet. I checked them out of THE LIBRARY! I bet they even have a library in Lake Wobegon.

Yes, and all of the books are of above average quality.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: senorcorazon on May 28, 2010, 08:52:52 AM
The tap dancing going on right now is pretty exhausting.
It must be hell.  I'm so glad I don't have to deal with it. 
I'm working on a Plan B.

Let me know when you've got that solved.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: waltkellysghost on May 30, 2010, 03:23:46 AM
I was okay for a while. I didn't actually vomit until this last paragraph:

"Children, I am an author who used to type a book manuscript on a manual typewriter. Yes, I did. And mailed it to a New York publisher in a big manila envelope with actual postage stamps on it. And kept a carbon copy for myself. I waited for a month or so and then got an acceptance letter in the mail. It was typed on paper. They offered to pay me a large sum of money. I read it over and over and ran up and down the rows of corn whooping. It was beautiful, the Old Era. I’m sorry you missed it."

Go jump in a lake, Keillor. And you know which one.

I hate it when people go on and on with that cliched "Good ole days" spiel. If this were 1794 Garrison Keillor would be complaining about the Cotton Gin.

It's not the our fault he feels so irrelevant. The world is gonna move with or without you, Keillor. Get over it.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: Sarah on May 30, 2010, 06:41:37 AM
So one is not allowed to mourn what is lost? 
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: cavorting with nudists on May 30, 2010, 11:05:01 AM
Well, it's one thing to mourn a lost era and another to do it in a loud-mouthed self-righteous way that insinuates that one is absolutely wonderful for having lived through it and others are deprived losers who just can't measure up.

See: Boomers, rock music up through 1971 or so.
Title: Re: Head for shelter! Keillor in NYT predicts end of an end of an era!
Post by: dave from knoxville on May 30, 2010, 08:57:10 PM
Well, it's one thing to mourn a lost era and another to do it in a loud-mouthed self-righteous way that insinuates that one is absolutely wonderful for having lived through it and others are deprived losers who just can't measure up.

See: Boomers, rock music up through 1971 or so.

Actually, they are right on that one.