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Title: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: Keith Whitener on June 09, 2010, 03:50:44 PM
NEW YORK, June 9, 2010 -- International superstar and television icon David Hasselhoff has been announced as COMEDY CENTRAL’s next Roastee.  The show is scheduled to tape this summer in Los Angeles.  “The COMEDY CENTRAL Roast of David Hasselhoff" will air on Sunday, August 15 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT.

“I’m honored that COMEDY CENTRAL is going to get ‘Hoff’ on me,” said David Hasselhoff.  “I have always been a major fan of Roasts, dating back to the days of the ‘Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.’  Laughter is the best medicine.  Bring it on!  I’m ready to take the heat.”

Thoughts?
Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on June 09, 2010, 03:55:08 PM
If someone bets you $10,000 that Jeffrey Ross will crack wise about the drunk-burger-eating-video thing, do not take that bet.
Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: cutout on June 09, 2010, 03:58:45 PM
“I’m honored that COMEDY CENTRAL is going to get ‘Hoff’ on me,”


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Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: Matt on June 09, 2010, 04:45:46 PM
“I’m honored that COMEDY CENTRAL is going to get ‘Hoff’ on me,”


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"Get Hoff"? Isn't that a Prince song?
Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: Christina on June 09, 2010, 06:14:01 PM
Don't hassle the Hoff, guys.
Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 09, 2010, 06:55:21 PM
I can just see the spinning wheel of failure that determines who is next to be roasted.
Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: Christina on June 09, 2010, 10:37:48 PM
Hey c'mon you guys ... Nick DiPaolo, Jeffrey Ross and Greg Giraldo have to have something else to go do so they have something to promote when they go on Opie & Anthony.
Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: Bernard on June 10, 2010, 12:43:55 AM
If Betty White is a "presenter" I'm moving to Greenland.

Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: Joe Rogaine on June 10, 2010, 01:23:04 AM
Comedy Central has officially killed the roast thanks Comedy Central.
Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: TacoSmith on June 10, 2010, 07:54:07 PM
How long until we get "The Comedy Central Roast of the Jon Gosselin"?
Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: Stupornaut on June 10, 2010, 09:42:44 PM
How long until we get "The Comedy Central Roast of the Jon Gosselin"?

Three months after The Comedy Central Roast of the Cast of Jersey Shore.
Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: masterofsparks on June 10, 2010, 09:45:14 PM
Hey c'mon you guys ... Nick DiPaolo, Jeffrey Ross and Greg Giraldo have to have something else to go do so they have something to promote when they go on Opie & Anthony.

It makes me sad if this is what Greg Giraldo has been reduced to.
Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: Senator Gothman (D-OR) on June 10, 2010, 10:53:34 PM
 Laughter is the best medicine????
Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: dave from knoxville on June 11, 2010, 05:55:34 AM
How long until we get "The Comedy Central Roast of the Jon Gosselin"?

Three months after The Comedy Central Roast of the Cast of Jersey Shore.

"The Comedy Central Roast of the BP Oil Catastrophe, featuring Jim Norton, George Will, and Jackie Mason!"
Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: TacoSmith on June 11, 2010, 03:51:51 PM
How long until we get "The Comedy Central Roast of the Jon Gosselin"?

Three months after The Comedy Central Roast of the Cast of Jersey Shore.

"The Comedy Central Roast of the BP Oil Catastrophe, featuring Jim Norton, George Will, and Jackie Mason!"

"...with roaster master The Exxon Valdez as animated by Pixar and voiced by Lisa Lampanelli!"
Title: Re: COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 11, 2010, 04:05:10 PM
How long until we get "The Comedy Central Roast of the Jon Gosselin"?

Three months after The Comedy Central Roast of the Cast of Jersey Shore.

"The Comedy Central Roast of the BP Oil Catastrophe, featuring Jim Norton, George Will, and Jackie Mason!"

"...with roaster master The Exxon Valdez as animated by Pixar and voiced by Lisa Lampanelli!"

I wouldn't even be mildly suprised if Larry David was a roaster and said "pretty, pretty, pretty" within the first 30 seconds of his speech.