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Title: Coworkers say the darndest things.
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 10, 2010, 12:58:23 PM
In the breakroom today a group of my coworkers were ridiculing my other coworker who is a vegetarian.

"You don't even KNOW what the farmers do to your vegetables. They pee on them,..."

I was just leaving the room. That was the funniest thing I've heard today.
Title: Re: Coworkers say the darndest things.
Post by: Bryan on June 10, 2010, 02:50:18 PM
I also think that's pretty funny, but I've got to say that I'm pretty sick of people making fun of vegetarians. And I'm not one. It's a tired old routine at this point.
Title: Re: Coworkers say the darndest things.
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 10, 2010, 03:06:40 PM
I also think that's pretty funny, but I've got to say that I'm pretty sick of people making fun of vegetarians. And I'm not one. It's a tired old routine at this point.

Correction. She isn't a vegatarian. What do you think of people that eat healthy and go out of their way to let you know they do? Because that is her.
Title: Re: Coworkers say the darndest things.
Post by: Bryan on June 10, 2010, 03:29:04 PM
I'll happily take your (implied) word for it that she deserves the ribbing, and that it was all in good fun.
Title: Re: Coworkers say the darndest things.
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 24, 2010, 10:50:26 AM
A coworker just came in and told my side of the office that she fell at the dollar store.

I said "You should sue them for a dollar." and got zero laughs.
Title: Re: Coworkers say the darndest things.
Post by: fonpr on June 24, 2010, 11:47:49 AM
A coworker just came in and told my side of the office that she fell at the dollar store.

I said "You should sue them for a dollar." and got zero laughs.


I laughed.
Title: Re: Coworkers say the darndest things.
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 24, 2010, 02:42:35 PM
"She came in here actin like she had a child inside her. Talkin bout she wanted some Mike and Ike's."
Title: Re: Coworkers say the darndest things.
Post by: ChrisRawk on June 25, 2010, 11:58:13 PM
I had a coworker warn me about Obama when he was running for office.  I think she said "His plan is to nuke us all.  Sign my petition." 
Title: Re: Coworkers say the darndest things.
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 28, 2010, 03:34:35 PM
A coworker just came in and told my side of the office that she fell at the dollar store.

I said "You should sue them for a dollar." and got zero laughs.


I laughed.

me samesies.
Title: Re: Coworkers say the darndest things.
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 28, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
"you know what, that's fine if you want to stay here and work like a hebrew slave, but i'm a 4:31 girl and i got to go...peace."

-the only lady at work i talk to
Title: Re: Coworkers say the darndest things.
Post by: DoodleJump! on June 28, 2010, 03:49:52 PM
"you know what, that's fine if you want to stay here and work like a hebrew slave, but i'm a 4:31 girl and i got to go...peace."

-the only lady at work i talk to
Can I talk to this lady too?

Title: Re: Coworkers say the darndest things.
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 28, 2010, 04:24:28 PM
"you know what, that's fine if you want to stay here and work like a hebrew slave, but i'm a 4:31 girl and i got to go...peace."

-the only lady at work i talk to
Can I talk to this lady too?



ABSOLUTELY.

i went to see what she was doing for lunch today and she says, "girl, i'm hungry like a hostage."
Title: Re: Coworkers say the darndest things.
Post by: erika on June 28, 2010, 04:39:28 PM
I told one that I couldn't have bread or cookies or cake because I was observing Passover.

She says to me: "Not even for EASTER??? Jeez!"

Pretty awesome.