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Title: Sucks
Post by: ian on July 08, 2010, 12:14:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO_UbaKy7r4

had to shift the speed by 4% to get it under 10 minutes
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: yesno on July 08, 2010, 06:20:51 AM
Muscle Cars Suck, Star Wars Action Figures Suck, Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific Sucks, CB Radios Suck, Acupuncture Sucks, Creepy Crawlers Suck, Rocky Horror Sucks, Play-Doh Sucks, Platform Shoes Suck, Dorothy Hamill Haircuts Suck, Flower Power Sucks, Mopeds Suck, Spirographs Suck, Big Wheels Suck, Keep On Truckin' Sucks, Earth Day Sucks, The Hustle Sucks, Banana Seat Bikes Suck, Mood Rings Suck, Legos Suck, UFOs Suck, President Clinton Sucks, Gosford Park Sucks, Hulk Hogan Sucks, Cat Stevens Sucks, George Bush Sucks, George W. 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Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: betheboy on July 08, 2010, 01:02:06 PM
Wow
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: amiright?? on July 09, 2010, 12:19:42 AM
I listened to the show on the podcast. Night of the show airing, I saw lots of tweets about an incredible long form piece of comedy "going on right now." I just assumed it was just the newbridge universe call of the night.

Listened to the podcast, and still thought the same thing.

Sitting through it, I didn't realize that I spent more than ten minutes laughing at the sucks bit all the way through.

That's pretty great.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: DS1077 on July 09, 2010, 12:36:20 AM
Can I just say how delightful it was to find this thread before I actually listened to this week's show?  I mean, at the time, it was baffling, but now that I actually get the reference, it's delightful.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Spike on July 09, 2010, 12:44:07 PM
Everything sucks with this dude.  
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: daveB from Oakland on July 09, 2010, 01:08:16 PM
Everything sucks with this dude.

Left-justified red boldface shadow lettering sucks.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Spike on July 09, 2010, 01:51:21 PM
Everything sucks with this dude.

Left-justified red boldface shadow lettering sucks.

We are not AMUSED.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: chawns on July 09, 2010, 02:27:47 PM
"dirty dancing sucks, dirt sucks, dancing sucks" made me laugh out loud.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on July 10, 2010, 02:24:03 AM
Everything sucks with this dude.

Left-justified red boldface shadow lettering sucks.

We are not AMUSED.

Yes, we are.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Spike on July 12, 2010, 09:25:54 AM
Everything sucks with this dude.

Left-justified red boldface shadow lettering sucks.

We are not AMUSED.

Yes, we are.

You shouldn't be.
 :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: fonpr on July 12, 2010, 12:23:43 PM
HAAAAA!  HA!
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on July 12, 2010, 01:14:31 PM
Dude Sweet J your avatar is great. It pretty much made my day.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Spike on July 12, 2010, 01:46:38 PM
Dude Sweet J your avatar is great. It pretty much made my day.

Where is this from? The only person I recognize is Sean Astin.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on July 12, 2010, 02:41:53 PM
Dude Sweet J your avatar is great. It pretty much made my day.

Where is this from? The only person I recognize is Sean Astin.

Encino Man starring Brendan Fraser pre-President Baseball.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Sarah on July 12, 2010, 02:57:44 PM
Isn't that one of the DeLuise boys?
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on July 12, 2010, 03:15:34 PM
Isn't that one of the DeLuise boys?

Yeh he's in Gilmore Girls.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Omar on July 12, 2010, 09:19:14 PM
Isn't that one of the DeLuise boys?

Yeh he's in Gilmore Girls.

Unfortunately as the goofy T.J., not one of the finest characters on what is otherwise one of the great masterworks of our time (at least through season 6.)
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on July 12, 2010, 09:59:06 PM
Isn't that one of the DeLuise boys?

Yeh he's in Gilmore Girls.

Unfortunately as the goofy T.J., not one of the finest characters on what is otherwise one of the great masterworks of our time (at least through season 6.)

I think TJ's greatest moment is when Liz is reciting her vows and says "TJ..." and he is looking away then quickly turns his attention to her and says "yeah."

At the 2:37 mark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWyc_VZY3Vk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWyc_VZY3Vk)
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Sarah on July 13, 2010, 07:15:09 AM
I mainly remember him with gills.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: ~L on July 13, 2010, 08:55:47 AM
Hidden gem: Mr. Rosso performing the ceremony.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Spike on July 13, 2010, 09:29:48 AM
Dude Sweet J your avatar is great. It pretty much made my day.

Where is this from? The only person I recognize is Sean Astin.

Encino Man starring Brendan Fraser pre-President Baseball.

A very stupid movie---anything with Paulette Shore is usually for the lowest common denominator.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on July 13, 2010, 10:10:03 AM
Dude Sweet J your avatar is great. It pretty much made my day.

Where is this from? The only person I recognize is Sean Astin.

Encino Man starring Brendan Fraser pre-President Baseball.

A very stupid movie---anything with Paulette Shore is usually for the lowest common denominator.

Not Paulette Snore? Come on Spike your getting soft with your old age.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Omar on July 13, 2010, 10:57:42 AM
Hidden gem: Mr. Rosso performing the ceremony.

Indeed.  It was always great to see Gruber on the show.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Spike on July 13, 2010, 12:26:48 PM
Dude Sweet J your avatar is great. It pretty much made my day.

Where is this from? The only person I recognize is Sean Astin.

Encino Man starring Brendan Fraser pre-President Baseball.

A very stupid movie---anything with Paulette Shore is usually for the lowest common denominator.

Not Paulette Snore? Come on Spike your getting soft with your old age.

OLD AGE? Not for another 5 years.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: daveB from Oakland on July 14, 2010, 08:29:17 PM

Smells.
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: Ike on July 22, 2010, 11:14:00 AM
Holy shit.

I am two (now three?) weeks behind, and I JUST came to this at the gym today. 

Holy shit. 

This is an epic show, and this is an EPIC 'bit'.  Just amazing. 

Thank you for this! 
Title: Re: Sucks
Post by: put_it_away on March 23, 2011, 02:23:28 PM
I posted this on Twitter right after I took this picture, but it seems appropriate for this topic. Sign was seen on a random rural road in WV:

(http://i53.tinypic.com/x0ntir.jpg)