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The Best Show on WFMU => Show Discussion => Topic started by: senorcorazon on July 23, 2010, 10:52:52 AM
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Terrible possible titles for episodes:
• Broken Wings
• Deadly Breasts
• Drumsticks of Doom
• Herbs, Spices and Murder
• What the Cluck?
• 2 Pieces and a Side of Aggravated Assault
• Biscuits and Misbehavy
• The Secret Recipe...For Adultery
• Revenge: A Dish Best Served Coleslaw
• Kick the 12-Piece Bucket
• War and Pieces
• Finger Lickin' Cruel
• Double Down or Die
• Mashed Potatoes and Crazy
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I posted this in the chat. Here it is again.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3295/2994417244_8ff4f9afe0.jpg)
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Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Buckethead
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I was so satisfied with myself when I came up with "Finger Lickin' Dead", but then I realized that was a Popeyes thing.
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I was so satisfied with myself when I came up with "Finger Lickin' Dead", but then I realized that was a Popeyes thing.
Actually I think finger lickin' good is a KFC thing.
Famous Bowl Of Murder
Eleven Herbs and Vices
F for Fried
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I was so satisfied with myself when I came up with "Finger Lickin' Dead", but then I realized that was a Popeyes thing.
Did you do the chicken dance in your avatar?
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I was so satisfied with myself when I came up with "Finger Lickin' Dead", but then I realized that was a Popeyes thing.
Actually I think finger lickin' good is a KFC thing.
Damn it!
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A Biscuit Too Far
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Dial M for Mashed Potatoes, and also Murder
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11 Herbs and Vices (Sorry, Steve of Bloomington, missed that you'd done this one on my first read-through)
That's not what I Mint, Julep
A Spork in the Road
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Original or Killed?
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The Extra Crispy Corpse.
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BBQ Baked Bludgeoning
Crime on The Cob
Murderlicious
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Finger Breaking Good
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Coleslaw, My Lovely
Harlan Meets the Gravy Robber
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Double Down Indemnity
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No. 1 with a Pullet
I'll be Bock-Bock-Bock
A Poultry Sum
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Case of the String Tie Strangler
(in this episode the murderer is an evil alternate version of the colonel)
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Dial M for Mashed Potato Famous Bowl (edit: way to read the first page, me!)
The Girl Who Played with Fiery Buffalo Wings
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Does Young Colonel Sanders meet other Fast Food icons?
What about a story arc taking place in McDonaldland?
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McComplice to Murder.
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Does Young Colonel Sanders meet other Fast Food icons?
The 8 year old girl who is the reincarnated soul of Dave Thomas would probably make a fantastic sidekick for The Young Colonel.
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This thread warms my heart.
-The Parfait Crime
-My Old Kentucky Tome
-Bloody Bluegrass
-The Louisville Slugger Mugger
-Derby to Me One More Time
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-The Parfait Crime
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-Buckets For The Cure (Season 1 finale: When Young Colonel Sanders shows signs of becoming gravely ill after hosting a biscuit-making competition, he's forced to solve the most important murder mystery of his young career...his own!)
-A Colonel of Truth (Young Colonel Sanders is framed for murder and goes on the lam in order to prove his innocence.)
-Combination Man-Hunt and Taco Hell (Two-part special. In part one, authorities race to capture an escaped killer seeking revenge on the man sent him away: Young Colonel Sanders! In part two, the Colonel chases his nemesis into Mexico, leading to a deadly showdown in a taquería where the murderer has holed up with hostages.)
-The Twelfth Herb (After a series of ritualistic slayings of local residents with no connection other than the shared first name of Herb, Young Colonel Sanders is forced to overcome his hatred of hamburgers and reluctance to help a competitor in order to stop a doomsday cult from snuffing out BK's once famous commerical mascot.)
-This Land is Your Land, This Land is Harland (A seemingly simple investigation into real estate fraud in North Corbin leads young Harland Sanders into the most insidious and complex plot of his career. Written by Robert Towne.)
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Bravo, Wes.
Two points:
1. It's called a handburger. You eat it with your hand.
2. Do you see some kind of crossover potential for Young Colonel Sanders' Mysteries, à la Homicide/Law & Order?
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-Buckets For The Cure (Season 1 finale: When Young Colonel Sanders shows signs of becoming gravely ill after hosting a biscuit-making competition, he's forced to solve the most important murder mystery of his young career...his own!)
-A Colonel of Truth (Young Colonel Sanders is framed for murder and goes on the lam in order to prove his innocence.)
-Combination Man-Hunt and Taco Hell (Two-part special. In part one, authorities race to capture an escaped killer seeking revenge on the man sent him away: Young Colonel Sanders! In part two, the Colonel chases his nemesis into Mexico, leading to a deadly showdown in a taquería where the murderer has holed up with hostages.)
-The Twelfth Herb (After a series of ritualistic slayings of local residents with no connection other than the shared first name of Herb, Young Colonel Sanders is forced to overcome his hatred of hamburgers and reluctance to help a competitor in order to stop a doomsday cult from snuffing out BK's once famous commerical mascot.)
-This Land is Your Land, This Land is Harland (A seemingly simple investigation into real estate fraud in North Corbin leads young Harland Sanders into the most insidious and complex plot of his career. Written by Robert Towne.)
Let's fund this, seriously.
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-Buckets For The Cure (Season 1 finale: When Young Colonel Sanders shows signs of becoming gravely ill after hosting a biscuit-making competition, he's forced to solve the most important murder mystery of his young career...his own!)
-A Colonel of Truth (Young Colonel Sanders is framed for murder and goes on the lam in order to prove his innocence.)
-Combination Man-Hunt and Taco Hell (Two-part special. In part one, authorities race to capture an escaped killer seeking revenge on the man sent him away: Young Colonel Sanders! In part two, the Colonel chases his nemesis into Mexico, leading to a deadly showdown in a taquería where the murderer has holed up with hostages.)
-The Twelfth Herb (After a series of ritualistic slayings of local residents with no connection other than the shared first name of Herb, Young Colonel Sanders is forced to overcome his hatred of hamburgers and reluctance to help a competitor in order to stop a doomsday cult from snuffing out BK's once famous commerical mascot.)
-This Land is Your Land, This Land is Harland (A seemingly simple investigation into real estate fraud in North Corbin leads young Harland Sanders into the most insidious and complex plot of his career. Written by Robert Towne.)
You sir, have a beautiful mind.
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Wes, I fear that you would never be successful in developing things for television. You have good ideas and you actually make things happen within a season, neither of which are allowed anymore. Slow down and work in more product placement.
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"This Land is Your Land, This Land is Harland" is amazing.
My less than Wes addition to the episode name game would be "Unlucky in Kentucky."
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The Colonel's resemblance to Leon Trotsky should prove useful in infiltrating Leftist extremist groups. I don't know how fried chicken would factor into that.
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(The UFO episode): "White Light/White Meat"
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Holy Cluck.
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-Buckets For The Cure (Season 1 finale: When Young Colonel Sanders shows signs of becoming gravely ill after hosting a biscuit-making competition, he's forced to solve the most important murder mystery of his young career...his own!)
-A Colonel of Truth (Young Colonel Sanders is framed for murder and goes on the lam in order to prove his innocence.)
-Combination Man-Hunt and Taco Hell (Two-part special. In part one, authorities race to capture an escaped killer seeking revenge on the man sent him away: Young Colonel Sanders! In part two, the Colonel chases his nemesis into Mexico, leading to a deadly showdown in a taquería where the murderer has holed up with hostages.)
-The Twelfth Herb (After a series of ritualistic slayings of local residents with no connection other than the shared first name of Herb, Young Colonel Sanders is forced to overcome his hatred of hamburgers and reluctance to help a competitor in order to stop a doomsday cult from snuffing out BK's once famous commerical mascot.)
-This Land is Your Land, This Land is Harland (A seemingly simple investigation into real estate fraud in North Corbin leads young Harland Sanders into the most insidious and complex plot of his career. Written by Robert Towne.)
-On A Wing and a Frère
Hijinks ensue when Young Colonel Sanders' estranged twin brother, Kenny, comes a callin'.
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...or his half brother, Kenny Rogers. Then Sanders figures out he's a fraud and kills him, like in that movie.
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...or his half brother, Kenny Rogers. Then Sanders figures out he's a fraud and kills him, like in that movie.
I thought the Colonel Sander's half-brother was named Pharoah.