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Title: Violent J's progeny has released a video
Post by: Christina on August 02, 2010, 11:20:45 AM
Dang it, we can't embed videos on this board. Can Big Daddy Jason fix that?

Anyway, a 5 year old child who can slapflight like anybody's business:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGqlRtXuJNE&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Violent J's progeny has released a video
Post by: mahgeetah on August 02, 2010, 12:05:09 PM
The part about his sister was kind of charming.
Title: Re: Violent J's progeny has released a video
Post by: put_it_away on August 02, 2010, 02:41:20 PM
The part about his sister was kind of charming.

That was the only part that was even mildly charming.

My favorite Youtube comment: "Fucking Condoms How Do they Work? I wish his parents knew."
Title: Re: Violent J's progeny has released a video
Post by: betheboy on August 02, 2010, 05:33:12 PM
When I saw this I thought: the mockery is almost too easy. Then I thought: This kid has released one more song than me now. Score one for the kid.
Title: Re: Violent J's progeny has released a video
Post by: AllisonLeGnome on August 02, 2010, 10:19:40 PM
It may be a great example of abhorrent parenting, but come on- that kid is pretty damn cute. Is there any other recorded footage of someone looking that happy while standing between Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope?
Title: Re: Violent J's progeny has released a video
Post by: Joe Rogaine on August 02, 2010, 11:23:03 PM
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Anyway, a 5 year old child who can slapflight like anybody's business:

Please hide this from Vince McMahon internet.

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Dang it, we can't embed videos on this board. Can Big Daddy Jason fix that?


I could have sworn i embedded a video on FOT before, must have been the old board.
Title: Re: Violent J's progeny has released a video
Post by: mackro on August 03, 2010, 02:49:26 AM
I think it's amazing that Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope could have kids together -- especially from a technological and biological standpoint.

I'd ask which of the two volunteered to partake in the gestation, but the answer is pretty obvious.
Title: Re: Violent J's progeny has released a video
Post by: Joe Rogaine on August 03, 2010, 02:52:24 AM
I think it's amazing that Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope could have kids together -- especially from a technological and biological standpoint.

I'd ask which of the two volunteered to partake in the gestation, but the answer is pretty obvious.

The obstetricians was Harry Blackstone.
Title: Re: Violent J's progeny has released a video
Post by: Christina on August 03, 2010, 06:34:33 AM
The wrestling bits make me laugh the most - the song is pretty much whatever. But that kid slapping the crap out of people ... I don't know, it's just hilarious.
Title: Re: Violent J's progeny has released a video
Post by: sonicdork on August 03, 2010, 09:48:10 AM
He seems to be more talented than his father.
Title: Re: Violent J's progeny has released a video
Post by: Joe Rogaine on August 04, 2010, 12:44:55 AM
I would pay good money to see that kid wrastle Spike.
Title: Re: Violent J's progeny has released a video
Post by: Pidgeon on August 04, 2010, 12:52:26 AM
Was that a Jugglo stand-in for Shaggy? Something looks off about him.
Title: Re: Violent J's progeny has released a video
Post by: Matt on August 04, 2010, 04:28:42 PM
The wrestling bits make me laugh the most - the song is pretty much whatever. But that kid slapping the crap out of people ... I don't know, it's just hilarious.

I feel for the poor wrestlers who had to just sit there and take it. "Yeah, the one clown said I had to let his kid slap me for five minutes or he wouldn't pay me."

And yes, the kid IS adorable. But, man, he is going to grow up to be one violent creep.

EDIT: There are lots of .gif possibilities in this thing, but if I had to pick just one, I'd want one of Ruby doing that hilarious dance. Best part of the video!