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Title: You just made it Wurster!
Post by: effecT on November 24, 2010, 02:20:17 PM: I know there was a thread collecting all the the wursterisms that have been on the show. I just enjoy the mangling of the english language so much that i wanted to have a thread, where people could come up with their own word or phrase alterations.

I start:

"apolvogize"

Please participate!
If you do not, i will have to carry this alone and this thread will be the blight of this board.
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Post by: Sarah on November 24, 2010, 06:26:08 PM: I want to see that, so I won't post anything even if I think of something great.
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Post by: Rhymes with Don Draper on November 25, 2010, 01:17:14 AM: "I don't come down to your place of work and knock the monkey off of your barrel organ!"
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Post by: effecT on November 25, 2010, 05:23:53 AM: "Sgt. Pee-Pah's Internet Start-Up Band"
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Post by: Rhymes with Don Draper on November 25, 2010, 09:38:58 PM: "Oh for Thanksgiving I like to drink lots of Milli Vanilli Apple Cider."

"Um... that's Martinelli Apple Cider."

"What's that?"
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Post by: effecT on November 26, 2010, 03:06:49 PM: "Yeah Emma Stone was really hilarious in Easy A."
"She-..."
"Yeah, i know she's a she!"
"No, you sexist, she was she-larious!"
"What?"
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Post by: effecT on November 26, 2010, 05:07:00 PM: "Leonardo da Wimpy's Vesuvian Man"
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Post by: effecT on November 28, 2010, 03:14:58 PM: "armeniosklerosis"
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Post by: daveB from Oakland on November 28, 2010, 06:08:38 PM: Quote from: effecT on November 25, 2010, 05:23:53 AM

"Sgt. Pee-Pah's Internet Start-Up Band"

Ziggy Start-up and the Wider Guitars

Hunky Dorky

Honky Dorky Chateau (Bowie-Elton John collab)

Aladdin Hussein

Diamond Frogs
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Post by: TacoSmith on November 28, 2010, 08:18:54 PM: "I ordered the Flaming Young"
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Post by: JustNicole on November 29, 2010, 04:08:12 PM: I enjoyed the recent "Merv Randolph rights."
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Post by: effecT on November 29, 2010, 04:38:26 PM: "ferpect"
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Post by: Rhymes with Don Draper on November 30, 2010, 02:48:30 AM: "I don't know-- I just found the art collector to be high fluting it."
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Post by: not that James on November 30, 2010, 05:19:25 PM: Apologies for the horrible, macabre context of this clipping from today's Philly Inquirer, but:

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20101130_Rapist_retracts_plea__demands_polyester-graph.html (http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20101130_Rapist_retracts_plea__demands_polyester-graph.html) -

The admitted rapist of an 11-year-old girl stunned a Philadelphia courtroom this afternoon when he retracted his guilty plea, called himself the Anti-Christ, and yelled "You'll know I'm telling the truth if you give me a polyester-graph."
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Post by: SamStone on November 30, 2010, 07:55:49 PM: Right in the Juggler vein.
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Post by: effecT on December 02, 2010, 06:15:47 AM: "mozartrella sticks"
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Post by: James W on December 02, 2010, 06:43:26 AM: I've been unable to pronounce it any other way than "mootzu-rella" since whenever that was.
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Post by: effecT on December 02, 2010, 04:41:01 PM: "ash-au-lait" (little tribute to the classic wurster-spelling)
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Post by: effecT on December 03, 2010, 03:41:37 PM: Analysis of the evolution of a phrase:

Bruce Springsteen: "cut loose like a deuce"
Chris Thompson of Manfred Mann's Earth Band: "wrapped up like a douche"
Tom Scharpling: "You factory-wrapped douche!"
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Post by: jakewho on December 28, 2010, 01:27:31 PM: "well you and dad never thought i passed mustard"
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Post by: Steve of Bloomington on December 28, 2010, 01:47:19 PM: 'persona au gratin'
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Post by: Jason from Huntsville, AL on December 29, 2010, 07:50:39 AM: "All this snow makes me feel like I'm walking with a winter wonder lad."
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Post by: effecT on December 30, 2010, 06:46:10 PM: "Pete Czars"
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Post by: CSW on January 08, 2011, 02:58:35 PM: Death Nail (aka Death Knell) from the Black Tyger call.

Did I heard Learning Curb once?