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Title: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on January 25, 2011, 01:18:24 PM: Cosplay
Stage-diving
White Castle
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Post by: fonpr on January 25, 2011, 01:20:20 PM: One-armed pushups.

Backbends.
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Post by: Sarah on January 25, 2011, 01:20:45 PM: Doubt if I'll get that far, so nahnahnahnahnah.
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Post by: yesno on January 25, 2011, 01:45:48 PM: prayer
wife
memories
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on January 25, 2011, 02:06:15 PM: LARPing.
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Post by: gravy boat on January 25, 2011, 02:33:44 PM: Any concern about how the younger generations will be able to afford Social Security and Medicare.
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Post by: Paul DeLouisiana on January 25, 2011, 03:03:36 PM: Watching Saturday Night Live.
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Post by: SJK on January 25, 2011, 03:09:26 PM: Your teeth.

I love this thread!
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Post by: Sarah on January 25, 2011, 03:25:25 PM: Sphincter control.
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Post by: Paul DeLouisiana on January 25, 2011, 03:29:06 PM: Quote from: Sarah on January 25, 2011, 03:25:25 PM
Sphincter control.

Christ!
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Post by: Steve of Bloomington on January 25, 2011, 03:37:30 PM: Nagging thoughts that maybe you should give law/medical/dental school a shot.
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Post by: Sarah on January 25, 2011, 03:38:35 PM: Bikini waxes.
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Post by: Alex_from_the_woods on January 25, 2011, 04:36:03 PM: Regular heart-beats
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Post by: Sarah on January 25, 2011, 04:43:02 PM: Quote from: Paul DePhiladelphia on January 25, 2011, 03:29:06 PM
Quote from: Sarah on January 25, 2011, 03:25:25 PM
Sphincter control.

Christ!

Actually, sphincter control becomes problematic a lot sooner.
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Post by: buffcoat on January 25, 2011, 05:02:27 PM: Ideas that space aliens are hiding behind a comet and that the way to get them to pick you up is to cut off your genitals, dress in tracksuits and kill yourself.
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Post by: fish on January 25, 2011, 05:28:08 PM: memory.
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Post by: stephen on January 25, 2011, 05:53:53 PM: Being a professional football player.
Being a professional hockey player.
Being a professional MMA fighter.
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Post by: Keith Whitener on January 25, 2011, 06:23:00 PM: My grandmother lived through the Blockage of Leningrad. She still eats like she's under siege. Some things you just don't leave behind!

I meant she's always acting out scenes from that Steven Seagal boat movie. The part about WW2 was just a tidbit about her. Well, I mean, I guess these are both tidbits.
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Post by: Chris L on January 25, 2011, 06:52:38 PM: I was gonna say "No Pants subway rides," but that doesn't always seem to be the case.
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Post by: fish on January 25, 2011, 07:23:19 PM: memory.
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Post by: Joe Rogaine on January 25, 2011, 08:17:43 PM: A spouse
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Post by: senorcorazon on January 26, 2011, 08:08:44 AM: Orgies
Dignity
Fear
Did someone say memory?
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Post by: Alex_from_the_woods on January 26, 2011, 10:54:03 AM: Quote from: senorcorazon on January 26, 2011, 08:08:44 AM
Orgies
Dignity
Fear
Did someone say memory?

Wait a minute. Are we sure orgies and dignity aren't mutually exclusive? I assume you're under 75. Are you attending a lot of dignified orgies? I'm imagining crotchless tuxedos and I don't like it a bit.
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Post by: cavorting with nudists on January 26, 2011, 11:23:18 AM: They may be mutually exclusive but you can still leave them both behind. I for one expect during my sunset years to renounce orgies in favor of vacantly masturbating in the street.
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Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on January 26, 2011, 01:29:24 PM: Quote from: cavorting with nudists on January 26, 2011, 11:23:18 AM
They may be mutually exclusive but you can still leave them both behind. I for one expect during my sunset years to renounce orgies in favor of vacantly masturbating in the street.

Me too, but with dignity.
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Post by: gravy boat on January 26, 2011, 03:48:18 PM: As long as you old bats don't think you can still drive, I don't care what you do in the street.
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Post by: dave from knoxville on January 26, 2011, 03:55:16 PM: Breathing
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on January 26, 2011, 07:24:00 PM: strip clubs
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Post by: fish on January 26, 2011, 08:20:51 PM: had a really good idea for this thread, but I can't remember...
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on January 26, 2011, 08:48:03 PM: Quote from: fish on January 26, 2011, 08:20:51 PM
had a really good idea for this thread, but I can't remember...

oh...shut the hell up.

now, what were you saying?
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Post by: Pidgeon on January 26, 2011, 08:55:20 PM: Buying books that aren't about WWII, no matter what generation you're from.
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Post by: fish on January 26, 2011, 10:27:38 PM: Quote from: iAmBaronVonTito on January 26, 2011, 08:48:03 PM
oh...shut the hell up.

now, what were you saying?

What? You'll have to speak up...
uhh... "iron bear incognito...?"
....?
zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Title: Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on January 27, 2011, 12:34:14 PM: Quote from: iAmBaronVonTito on January 26, 2011, 07:24:00 PM
strip clubs

As employment, or recreation?
Title: Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
Post by: Steeley Chris on January 27, 2011, 12:54:38 PM: Quote from: iAmBaronVonTito on January 26, 2011, 08:48:03 PM
Quote from: fish on January 26, 2011, 08:20:51 PM
had a really good idea for this thread, but I can't remember...

oh...shut the hell up.

now, what were you saying?
Huh, what? WHAT?
Title: Re: Stuff to leave behind when your turn 75
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on January 27, 2011, 01:08:22 PM: Quote from: Shaggy 2 Grote on January 27, 2011, 12:34:14 PM
Quote from: iAmBaronVonTito on January 26, 2011, 07:24:00 PM
strip clubs

As employment, or recreation?

'I've always been the sexy one in the family. Going on 60 years now.'
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Post by: Ojingeo on January 27, 2011, 11:42:26 PM: if you have one, your very popular call-in radio talk show. but THEN and only THEN.