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Title: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: Sarah on February 19, 2011, 09:05:02 PM

If you do, you're in luck! (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/19/business/19milk.html?_r=1&src=busln)

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: fish on February 19, 2011, 09:09:02 PM

What if we don't?

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: Martin on February 19, 2011, 09:09:59 PM

It did not disappoint.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: Sarah on February 19, 2011, 09:27:23 PM

Quote from: fish on February 19, 2011, 09:09:02 PM

What if we don't?

Then, obviously, you shouldn't even have bothered to step into this thread.  Now you've just wasted your time.

Did you watch the video, Martin?  Some nice wintry shots.

P.S.  I get my milk delivered raw in jars to my door every Monday.  None of those cutesy cartons for me.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: fish on February 19, 2011, 09:34:04 PM

I was trying to start a fake messageboard fight, but you didn't take the bait.  Maybe if my grammar was wrong you would have reacted.  I read the article though... those poor cows...

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: Sarah on February 19, 2011, 09:38:31 PM

Damn, I should have left in the "you big dummy" with which I originally ended my response to you.  Now those would have been fighting words!

And the cows are all right:  they've got a nice warm barn where they spend most of their time.  Plus their summers are great.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: fish on February 19, 2011, 09:44:46 PM

Now that Martin's here I feel bad.  He's a good guy.  Maybe another time, you fart.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: Sarah on February 19, 2011, 10:03:18 PM

Go to heck, creep.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: fish on February 19, 2011, 10:14:35 PM

TOO FAR!

This is no way to get FOT to read about the milk factory you own and operate.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: Sarah on February 19, 2011, 10:39:03 PM

You really think the piddling tantrums of the likes of you will have any influence on anyone here (or, indeed, the planet)?  Dream on, pismire.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: fish on February 19, 2011, 10:55:52 PM

Ooh, invoking ant piss.  The churlish prattlings of a picayune snuffler.  Go back to your unfair protest of American milk farmers.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: Sarah on February 19, 2011, 11:02:27 PM

I see you've put Google and the thesaurus to good use.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: fish on February 19, 2011, 11:07:46 PM

Just because I don't run a milk delivery service like you doesn't mean I don't know words good.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: Sarah on February 19, 2011, 11:31:16 PM

Dream on, kid. 

(I mean it:  good night.)

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: fish on February 19, 2011, 11:41:03 PM

I'm sorry.  Let's not fight about Milk, starring Sean Penn, anymore.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: Joe Rogaine on February 20, 2011, 12:25:47 AM

This thread is kind of like that Portlandia bit.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: Paul DeLouisiana on February 20, 2011, 12:41:58 AM

I use water and white food dye, why?

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: Sarah on February 20, 2011, 07:36:47 AM

Quote from: fish on February 19, 2011, 11:41:03 PM

I'm sorry.  Let's not fight about Milk, starring Sean Penn, anymore.

Homophobe.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: fish on February 20, 2011, 12:40:19 PM

You seem to have misspelled "homophone."

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: Sarah on February 20, 2011, 03:59:52 PM

Watch it--I'll start calling you Phish.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: fish on February 20, 2011, 06:12:10 PM

That's a mighty big line to cross.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: Sarah on February 20, 2011, 08:22:27 PM

I thought I already went too far when I consigned you to heck.  What do I have to lose?

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: fonpr on February 20, 2011, 08:26:06 PM

Quote from: Sarah on February 20, 2011, 08:22:27 PM

What do I have to lose?

No thing.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: buffcoat on February 20, 2011, 11:56:50 PM

I prefer malk.

Title: Re: Want to read an article about where I get my milk?
Post by: fish on February 21, 2011, 01:53:41 AM

I always drink plenty of malk.