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The Best Show on WFMU => Dear Tom => Topic started by: MontaukProjekt/PE on June 07, 2011, 02:11:41 AM
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Tom I can't seem to have much luck with the ladies :'(. I don't get to date the girls I want to date. Somehow I end up dating ones I don't like. Do you have any advice? Of course other FOT are welcome to give advice, but I would really like the solution from the man himself.
Also if Spike 8) is reading this I would like your advice too.
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I think Spike might give you advice on how to date a television set.
I know it is cliche to say "things will happen when you least expect it" or "when you aren't looking for it" but that's always been the case for me. I'm not married, engaged or currently in a relationship so maybe someone elses advice is better.
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Have you tried the line "Who'da thunk it?!"? I hear that one's pretty popular with the ladies.
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I dunno, Taco, that's Tom's bit.
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I dunno, Taco, that's Tom's bit.
Speakin of Taco, I'm starting to catch on to The League. You can reference the characters in that show for picking up girls.
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What kind of shows do girls like these days? I guess i could watch those shows and talk to them about it 8)
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Here's an advice: shorten your user name. :(
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Here's an advice: shorten your user name. :(
I just love a man who shortens his user name!
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Here's an advice: shorten your user name. :(
Who knew overlapping text would annoy the community
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Or at least one member thereof.
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Here's an advice: shorten your user name. :(
Who knew overlapping text would annoy the community
I thought it looked interesting, albeit illegible.
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Here's an advice: shorten your user name. :(
Who knew overlapping text would annoy the community
I thought it looked interesting, albeit illegible.
Well I changed it anyway. I had to keep some reference to the philadelphia experiment. You can't have one project without the other
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_project (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_project)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment)
And I am now starting to realize why I dont have any luck with the ladies as these legends are some of the topics that interest me the most. Not the best first date discussion, so... ???
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Here's an advice: shorten your user name. :(
Who knew overlapping text would annoy the community
I thought it looked interesting, albeit illegible.
Well I changed it anyway. I had to keep some reference to the philadelphia experiment. You can't have one project without the other
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_project (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_project)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment)
And I am now starting to realize why I dont have any luck with the ladies as these legends are some of the topics that interest me the most. Not the best first date discussion, so... ???
Consider a smooth transition to Jonestown chat or Waco goofiness.
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A nutty friend of mine is convinced a house near her is being used by Homeland Security to spy on . . . someone, because an impressive array decorates its exterior. I think I'll suggest to her that it's an extension of these so-called experiments.
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Here's an advice: shorten your user name. :(
I just love a man who shortens his user name!
Christina, THEY call me Dave from Knoxville, but you can call me DFK. (and so can everybody else.) What's your sign? Can I get a number?
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Here's an advice: shorten your user name. :(
I just love a man who shortens his user name!
Christina, THEY call me Dave from Knoxville, but you can call me DFK. (and so can everybody else.) What's your sign? Can I get a number?
awesome! Would that be "dee-eff-kay" or "deefkh"?
I hate telling people what my sign is because apparently my sign is like the reigning asshole of the zodiac or something.
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Here's an advice: shorten your user name. :(
I just love a man who shortens his user name!
Christina, THEY call me Dave from Knoxville, but you can call me DFK. (and so can everybody else.) What's your sign? Can I get a number?
awesome! Would that be "dee-eff-kay" or "deefkh"?
I hate telling people what my sign is because apparently my sign is like the reigning asshole of the zodiac or something.
I wasn't familiar with the "Trump" sign.
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I hate telling people what my sign is because apparently my sign is like the reigning asshole of the zodiac or something.
You're a Sagittarius?
yes, i believe in the Zodiac. you know why? because it's fun. I was out with some friends once and we were talking signs, and I bet them that the girl across the room was a Cancer (like me). Sure enough she was!
Okay back to the topic:
My only advice is that you have a bit of leeway in regards to a person's interests. Some dudes can't get over the fact that a girl likes different music or books than them, which can be problematic.
For me, I'm just intrigued when a person has a passion for ANYTHING (well, mostly). It's a great opportunity to learn about new things, and about that person.
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."
-Eleanor Roosevelt
also: having an 8-ball of coke never hurt either.
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also: having an 8-ball of coke never hurt either.
Like, being in possession of one or having just taken one?
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You railadummy. You don't "take" an eight-ball. I'm embarrassed for you.
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You railadummy. You don't "take" an eight-ball. I'm embarrassed for you.
"I'd like a drug, please."
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on second thought: stay away from dirty street drugs. It's a sure indicator of a "total loser" in the eyes of a potential mate.
Montauk might also want to x-post over on this forum for some free Ultimate For-Men Dating/Attraction Advice (http://www.warriorforum.com/mind-warriors-success-power-self-improvement/336389-ultimate-men-dating-attraction-advice.html) as well.
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuqtgDeHm1qegjfho1_250.gif)
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on second thought: stay away from dirty street drugs. It's a sure indicator of a "total loser" in the eyes of a potential mate.
Not necessarily. Someone might be looking for a codependent
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I think I figured out the problem. People think I eat too many chocolate bars or that I don't wash my face
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Send me a JPEG, DFK.
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You railadummy. You don't "take" an eight-ball. I'm embarrassed for you.
"I'd like a drug, please."
Both of these responses made me laugh a lot.
I'm a zodiac-a-dummy and I know nothing about signs, other than mine is a Libra and I've had some bad experiences with girls born in August (Cancer and Leo, according to a wiki I just did.)
Anyone who knows about this stuff wanna postulate on that for me?
Also: what sign was the Zodiac Killer?
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I think I figured out the problem. People think I eat too many chocolate bars or that I don't wash my face
This is more Canadian than an episode of Stop Podcasting Yourself.
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You two ladies really are cut from the same cloth! Auntie C., when you get some vacation time you should travel to the wilds of Maine.
We Southerners don't know about "eights ball" or whatever. I'm sure that in 1985 the mean streets of Brooklyn and Lubec, plutonium cocaine is available in every corner drug store, but in 1955 North Carolina it's a little hard to come by!
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Send me a JPEG, DFK.
Being dense. A JPEG of what, exactly?
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You two ladies really are cut from the same cloth!
You mean that fabric you're made of?
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Send me a JPEG, DFK.
Being dense. A JPEG of what, exactly?
I'd like a picture of you with 2 cats on a sofa.
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You two ladies really are cut from the same cloth!
You mean that fabric you're made of?
Huh, I never thought of that.
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I think I figured out the problem. People think I eat too many chocolate bars or that I don't wash my face
This is more Canadian than an episode of Stop Podcasting Yourself.
My brother says I'll grow out of it...but I don't think so, no