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Title: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: Kim Kelly on October 12, 2011, 03:23:41 PM: http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2011/09/smashmouthguy-fieri-team-up-for-ridiculous-egg-eating-challenge/ (http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2011/09/smashmouthguy-fieri-team-up-for-ridiculous-egg-eating-challenge/)

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Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: cavorting with nudists on October 12, 2011, 04:46:25 PM: Fieri/Smashmouth/competitive eating. It almost suggests a parlor game: Combine three people or things Tom hates into a single headline.
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: Key Loser on October 12, 2011, 05:13:30 PM: incredible
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: Rick in Salt Lake on October 12, 2011, 05:24:23 PM: It doesn't matter. That ass-clown Harwell is still irrelevant and his band still sucks bulk-bin quantities of cock...
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: Rick in Salt Lake on October 12, 2011, 05:32:25 PM: Quote from: cavorting with nudists on October 12, 2011, 04:46:25 PM
Fieri/Smashmouth/competitive eating. It almost suggests a parlor game: Combine three people or things Tom hates into a single headline.

The only way that would be entertaining would be if one of the foods was a mystery food laced with arsenic...
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: JesseFromVegas on October 12, 2011, 06:56:48 PM: Finally Twitter gets something worthwhile accomplished!
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: Christina on October 13, 2011, 03:42:26 PM: Speaking of Guy Fieri, it's confirmed ... he's a massive douche:

http://www.citypages.com/2011-10-12/restaurants/guy-fieri-in-diners-drive-ins-and-disasters/all/-1/-1/ (http://www.citypages.com/2011-10-12/restaurants/guy-fieri-in-diners-drive-ins-and-disasters/all/-1/-1/)
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: nec13 on October 13, 2011, 03:49:41 PM: Quote from: Auntie Christina on October 13, 2011, 03:42:26 PM
Speaking of Guy Fieri, it's confirmed ... he's a massive douche:

http://www.citypages.com/2011-10-12/restaurants/guy-fieri-in-diners-drive-ins-and-disasters/all/-1/-1/ (http://www.citypages.com/2011-10-12/restaurants/guy-fieri-in-diners-drive-ins-and-disasters/all/-1/-1/)

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But as his star power grew, Fieri stopped returning Page's phone calls. When NBC hired Fieri to film the primetime game show Minute to Win It, Guy started canceling shoots with Page. A posse of friends—a bawdy band of homeboys with names like Gorilla, Kleetus, and Dirty P.—trailed Guy everywhere, and his manager, Tom Nelson, took to calling himself "the consigliore." The group became known as the Garlic Mafia, and Fieri styled himself as the mob boss.

This may be the most ridiculous thing I've ever read.
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: buffcoat on October 13, 2011, 04:49:32 PM: "Kleetus"?
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: Christina on October 13, 2011, 05:11:05 PM: Quote from: buffcoat on October 13, 2011, 04:49:32 PM
"Kleetus"?

Sure! This is a guy who wears polarized sunglasses indoors and thinks posing for pictures means you throw up a couple-a bad-ass devil horns.
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: jbissell on October 13, 2011, 06:17:15 PM: I was totally expecting this thread to be some weird slash fiction from Laurie.
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on October 13, 2011, 10:18:17 PM: Kleetus barada nikto
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: nec13 on October 13, 2011, 10:57:18 PM: Quote from: Steve of Bloomington on October 13, 2011, 10:18:17 PM
Kleetus barada nikto

Is that near Flavortown?
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: cavorting with nudists on October 13, 2011, 11:20:01 PM: That's that band people thought might be the Beatles incognito, right?
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on October 14, 2011, 09:50:12 AM: Quote from: nec13 on October 13, 2011, 10:57:18 PM
Quote from: Steve of Bloomington on October 13, 2011, 10:18:17 PM
Kleetus barada nikto

Is that near Flavortown?

Suburb of Funkytown.

And I loved 'Smashmouth eat the eggs' as a Twitter thing. There's a whole weirdly stupid but funny school of humor on Twitter that I follow in addition to the one liners. Actually I'm kind of done with the Merlin Mann one liner favstar fanboy crap on Twitter.
Title: Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
Post by: Christina on October 17, 2011, 01:36:22 PM: Gawker posted a thing about that article from last week, and they also posted a link to Fieri's Food Network recipe list. What a whole lot of nothing special. 6 out of the top 10 are chicken dishes, which are like the easiest things ever. Chicken takes to EVERYTHING - you almost can't fuck up a chicken dish. But fuck that! Guy brings us Mojito Chicken! And Red Rocker Margarita Chicken! And then he throws a curve ball by putting a Cedar Plank Salmon dish out there! And No Can Beato This Taquito! The rest of the list seems to consist mostly of mixed drinks that sound absolutely vile, and the kind of food you'd make if you made what you wanted to eat when you were 8 years old but no one would let you. It's like an Applebee's menu.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/guy-fieri/recipes/index.html (http://www.foodnetwork.com/guy-fieri/recipes/index.html)