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Title: Speaking of Cookbooks...
Post by: Grimlock on May 12, 2007, 10:54:05 AM
I had an idea for a comedy cookbook many years ago called

"Eat the Stars."

The idea was to come up with zany/distasteful but delicious recipes for your favorite stars.

Since I will never write this book, I will launch it here as a topic for joy and debasement.

Examples (which will show how old the idea is, since some beloved actors have passed on) to start it off...

Free Range Christopher Reeve Roast

Shake and Bake Michael J. Fox

Bill Clinton Corn Dogs

Braised Foot of Don Imus

Michael Jackson Cracklin's

etc.




Title: Re: Speaking of Cookbooks...
Post by: kenkwan on May 12, 2007, 01:32:32 PM
Paris Hilton's Leg of Horny Toad
Jennifer Lopez Rump Roast
Title: Re: Speaking of Cookbooks...
Post by: kenkwan on May 12, 2007, 04:54:11 PM
Oh Yeah, the spicy taste of Patrick Swayze's Roadhouse Chili.
Title: Re: Speaking of Cookbooks...
Post by: Laurie on May 12, 2007, 05:24:21 PM
Quote from: kenkwan on May 12, 2007, 01:32:32 PM
Paris Hilton's Leg of Horny Toad

No, I'm pretty sure the following recipe is more appropriate for my favorite prisoner: Paris Hilton's Boiled Crabs (http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2007/04/paris_hilton_vs.html) Slathered in Garlic Man Butter. Yeah, I said it.
Title: Re: Speaking of Cookbooks...
Post by: bookem_dan-o on May 13, 2007, 12:34:05 AM
Quote from: Laurie on May 12, 2007, 05:24:21 PM
No, I'm pretty sure the following recipe is more appropriate for my favorite prisoner: Paris Hilton's Boiled Crabs (http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2007/04/paris_hilton_vs.html) Slathered in Garlic Man Butter. Yeah, I said it.

I'm partial to "Man Chowder" myself...

...wait, I'm not on the air, am I?

Title: Re: Speaking of Cookbooks...
Post by: Jason on May 13, 2007, 09:21:49 AM
Yoko Ono labial sushi rolls with John Lennon coffin liquor* soy sauce.

*Tokeleys reference.
Title: Re: Speaking of Cookbooks...
Post by: John Junk 2.0 on April 27, 2008, 05:32:31 PM
Quote from: Jason on May 13, 2007, 09:21:49 AM
Yoko Ono labial sushi rolls with John Lennon coffin liquor* soy sauce.

*Tokeleys reference.

As we approach the one year anniversary of this post, I'd like to respond.

That's tasteless.

Get it?

Ew brother.