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Title: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: cutout on November 12, 2011, 11:27:35 AM
I'm sure Tom has done this topic. I was trying to think of the most extreme examples of bands where the greatness of the music is jeopardized by the badness of the band name. I was a pretty big fan of Japancakes for awhile but never liked to say the name out loud. Not crazy about saying Pissed Jeans either, but I do enjoy the music. I was trying to think of bigger/more successful bands that have succeeded with an even higher contrast of good music/bad band name...
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: wood and iron on November 12, 2011, 11:32:14 AM
As someone with a cousin who has Down Syndrome, and both parents having been special educators, I cannot get past "Jay Reatard".

Every song I've heard of his I've really really like. But that name...yikes.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: NJL on November 12, 2011, 11:38:05 AM
Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band, for sure.  Camper Van Beethoven?  The Stooges?  And although I don't like any of their music, food related band names always really grossed me out.  Bread, Vanilla Fudge, Cream, etc.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: cavorting with nudists on November 12, 2011, 12:26:37 PM
While it's easy to think of bad or mediocre bands with awful names (I propose "Hoobastank" as the gold standard), most good bands are self-aware enough to make this a much bigger challenge.  The Urinals is pretty weak, though it would be safer to say I like the songs by them that I've heard than that they're a "great" band.  I agree that Don Van Vliet could have tried harder, but I would say The Stooges is one of the best names ever.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Chris L on November 12, 2011, 12:58:43 PM
Gotta be My Bloody Valentine.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: NJL on November 12, 2011, 01:17:58 PM
I would say The Stooges is one of the best names ever.

This probably has to do with my own dumb word associations.  I understand the word stooge has it's own venerable meaning beyond slapstick comedy but when I was first introduced to the band The Stooges I couldn't help but think of them.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: cavorting with nudists on November 12, 2011, 01:31:10 PM
Well, if they'd stayed The Psychedelic Stooges, there would be a bigger problem.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: dave from knoxville on November 12, 2011, 01:59:30 PM
Cramps
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on November 12, 2011, 02:31:01 PM
Neutral Milk Hotel
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: dave from knoxville on November 12, 2011, 04:02:52 PM
Fucked Up
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Tom Scharpling on November 12, 2011, 04:17:26 PM
As someone with a cousin who has Down Syndrome, and both parents having been special educators, I cannot get past "Jay Reatard".

Every song I've heard of his I've really really like. But that name...yikes.

Trust me, I hate it. I wish I hated his music because of that shitty name. I try to remember to mis-pronounce his name when I'm on the air. And I have a feeling he would've ditched the name shortly - he was already using Jay Lindsay in some of his album credits.

But I agree it's the worst. As someone who has had a few people with developmental disabilities in my life it pains me.

Tom.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Paul DeLouisiana on November 12, 2011, 04:56:01 PM
The Flying Burrito Bros. could easily be the worst or the best.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Lawrence Orbach on November 12, 2011, 05:38:43 PM
If I were to be HYPER-objective, I think I'd say The Beatles.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: yesno on November 12, 2011, 06:08:37 PM
Jay picked that name when he was what, 14?
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: nec13 on November 12, 2011, 08:05:36 PM
The Feelies
Flamin' Groovies
Wipers

All great bands. All terrible names.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: cavorting with nudists on November 12, 2011, 08:20:13 PM
Didn't The Feelies take their name from Aldous Huxley? IIRC, In Brave New World, movies have evolved into a tactile medium, thus "feelies" instead of movies.  So at least it has a literary pedigree and a futuristic vibe, it's not just about, you know, copping feels or something.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Chrissy in MN on November 12, 2011, 09:12:06 PM
As someone with a cousin who has Down Syndrome, and both parents having been special educators, I cannot get past "Jay Reatard".

Every song I've heard of his I've really really like. But that name...yikes.

This shows my ignorance: I've been a fan of his music but always thought his name was an unfortunate coincidence, not one he chose.  I am a special ed teacher of kids with developmental/cognitive disabilities so the use of that term, especially from those I respect, bums me out.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: fonpr on November 12, 2011, 09:47:52 PM
Fuckbuttons
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: nec13 on November 12, 2011, 11:15:06 PM
Fuckbuttons

The band names of yesteryear are so much better than the band names of today.

Oneohtrix Point Never or The Rolling Stones? Not even a contest, IMO.

And another thing, what's with indie rock's current obsession with sun, sand and water? Beach Fossils, Surfer Blood, Beach House, Wavves etc. It's getting overboard now.


Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on November 12, 2011, 11:52:23 PM
I have long felt that "The Rolling Stones" is a perfect band name. 
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Hugman 3.0 on November 13, 2011, 05:33:59 AM
There is/was a great hard rawkin alt country band from Denton, TX called Slobberbone.  Love the band. Hate the name.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: dave from knoxville on November 13, 2011, 07:02:36 AM
I actually like that name. They did a great cover of To Love Somebody.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: snacoman on November 13, 2011, 10:31:14 AM
I like the Circle Jerks but I can't stand the name.  There is a band in Nashville called Diarrhea Planet that's pretty cool but their name makes me sick
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Rick in Salt Lake on November 13, 2011, 10:54:52 AM
While it's easy to think of bad or mediocre bands with awful names (I propose "Hoobastank" as the gold standard)...

Hoobastank is a good call. I'd lump 311 in there as well...
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: snacoman on November 13, 2011, 11:01:11 AM
While it's easy to think of bad or mediocre bands with awful names (I propose "Hoobastank" as the gold standard)...

Hoobastank is a good call. I'd lump 311 in there as well...

What about Limp Bizkit?  Dumb name, dumb band

Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: cavorting with nudists on November 13, 2011, 11:05:17 AM
While it's easy to think of bad or mediocre bands with awful names (I propose "Hoobastank" as the gold standard)...

Hoobastank is a good call. I'd lump 311 in there as well...

What about Limp Bizkit?  Dumb name, dumb band

Oh God, you're right.  Worst of all time.  I withdraw Hoobastank.

As for indisputably great bands, I kind of think Chris L must have won the item so far.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Rick in Salt Lake on November 13, 2011, 11:08:36 AM
While it's easy to think of bad or mediocre bands with awful names (I propose "Hoobastank" as the gold standard)...

Hoobastank is a good call. I'd lump 311 in there as well...

What about Limp Bizkit?  Dumb name, dumb band

You won't be thinking that when Durst's shitcom takes off...

Actually, yeah... You probably will... I think we all will...

Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: snacoman on November 13, 2011, 11:16:29 AM
Limp Bizkit also has the worst album title ever with Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: fonpr on November 13, 2011, 11:20:03 AM


What about Limp Bizkit?  Dumb name, dumb band

That's not what the thread about.

Maybe you could start another?
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: snacoman on November 13, 2011, 11:24:06 AM


What about Limp Bizkit?  Dumb name, dumb band

That's not what the thread about.

Maybe you could start another?

Someone mentioned bad bands with bad band names and I was just adding to that
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on November 13, 2011, 11:36:33 AM
The Chocolate Watch Band and The Electric Prunes are up there. I used to think Love had a stupid name, but once you listen to the lyrics it has a great ironic/melancholic resonance that I think must have been deliberate as Arthur Lee never did anything by accident.

I know it's a joke, but I never liked the name "Condo Fucks." And there's Blue Öyster Cult, which might veer over into camp, but their early psych stuff is pretty fantastic. "that dog." [sic] is a pretty twee name for a pretty great band. Also not crazy about "The Apples in Stereo," though I love their music.

My Bloody Valentine, definitely. I avoided them in the early 90s because I thought they were an industrial/goth band. And I think we all agree on Jay Reatard, who was an incredible songwriter and musician, but hoo boy.

As for great bands with great names, I vote for The Detroit Cobras and The Ettes.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: masterofsparks on November 13, 2011, 11:49:37 AM
I vote for Wooden Shjips. "Wooden Ships" would be an OK name, but that dumb spelling makes me second-guess myself every time I say the name out loud.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: daveB from Oakland on November 13, 2011, 11:56:20 AM

My Bloody Valentine, definitely. I avoided them in the early 90s because I thought they were an industrial/goth band.

They were pretty gothy when they started out. Their first few EPs didn't sound much like the "signature sound" they developed a few years later ... sometimes bands get stuck with names that aren't very representative of where they eventually end up.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Eric Fishlegs on November 13, 2011, 12:30:19 PM
If I were to be HYPER-objective, I think I'd say The Beatles.
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This was my first thought as well. It's a dumb name, no two ways about it. Was never too impressed with the name The Who either.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Kormod on November 13, 2011, 01:04:35 PM
Not exactly a great band, but "Strawberry Alarm Clock" is a pretty terrible band name.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Kormod on November 13, 2011, 01:26:46 PM
And yeah, the late '90s was a golden age for terrible band names, Hoobastank, Limp Bizkit, KoRn, Puddle of Mudd, Papa Roach, Kottonmouth Kings, and Alien Ant Farm being just a few examples of what the period had to offer.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: snacoman on November 13, 2011, 02:07:43 PM
If I had to answer this thread 20 years ago I would've said Soundgarden.  I still think its a terrible name but I don't think they are a great band anymore. 
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: masterofsparks on November 13, 2011, 03:17:33 PM
Death Cab for Cutie has got to be pretty high on this list.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: masterofsparks on November 14, 2011, 09:08:59 AM
I doubt I'll get much support for their greatness here, but I'd put Kyuss on this list.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Kormod on November 14, 2011, 09:44:40 AM
The Hellacopters.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: gravy boat on November 14, 2011, 09:54:55 AM
Shudder to Think
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on November 14, 2011, 11:01:21 AM
I like Kyuss OK, and I think Shudder To Think is a good band name. Not a fan of the name CoCoComa, but the band is great. Same for BBQ.

I'm not really sure whether Personal & The Pizzas is one of the worst or one of the best band names I've ever heard.

I also hate pronouncing !!! as Chk Chk Chk.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: cavorting with nudists on November 14, 2011, 11:11:32 AM
The The is a pretty bad name for a good band.  Impossible to Google too.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Lawrence Orbach on November 14, 2011, 11:32:06 AM
Also, I hate to say it, but The New Pornographers is not a good band name. Greatest, greatest, greatest band ever though. Please don't crucify me.

Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on November 14, 2011, 12:43:51 PM
Also, I hate to say it, but The New Pornographers is not a good band name. Greatest, greatest, greatest band ever though. Please don't crucify me.



I could get on board with this.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on November 14, 2011, 12:45:34 PM
Also: Hunx and His Punx! I kind of love the idea of a super-out gay garage punk band and I like their music a lot, but after the initial laughter I dunno about that name.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: cavorting with nudists on November 14, 2011, 12:55:06 PM
Apologies to Larry da Perv, but while Strawberry Funk were a great band, I've never been sold on that name.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: dave from knoxville on November 14, 2011, 05:28:57 PM
Yes?
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: hardweek on November 14, 2011, 11:53:49 PM
Great new band with a not so great name: Uncle Bad Touch

http://unclebadtouch.bandcamp.com/ (http://unclebadtouch.bandcamp.com/)
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: NJL on November 15, 2011, 07:53:12 PM
Joy Division.  More for the Jay Reatard Column than the Hoobastank column.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Crusherkc on November 15, 2011, 08:05:36 PM
The German band Can. I'm a big fan of their late 60s/early 70s records (especially "Future Days") but that name is sooo flaccid. Can. Meh
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: cutout on November 15, 2011, 08:08:52 PM
Why did Jay even add the extra 'a' to Reatard? I realize 'Jay Retard' would be even more offensive, but it's dumb no matter how you spell it.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: cavorting with nudists on November 15, 2011, 08:10:18 PM
I think Joy Division is a great name, until you find out where it came from and then--(SFX: descending slide-whistle note).
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Kormod on November 15, 2011, 08:42:29 PM
Why did Jay even add the extra 'a' to Reatard? I realize 'Jay Retard' would be even more offensive, but it's dumb no matter how you spell it.

Maybe he spelled the band name that way so it would be easier to look up on Google (or Lycos, since the Reatards predated Google).
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: masterofsparks on November 15, 2011, 09:11:49 PM
Why did Jay even add the extra 'a' to Reatard? I realize 'Jay Retard' would be even more offensive, but it's dumb no matter how you spell it.

Maybe he spelled the band name that way so it would be easier to look up on Google (or Lycos, since the Reatards predated Google).

The story I've heard is that he came up with the name as a teenager but didn't know how to spell it correctly.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: Paul DeLouisiana on November 16, 2011, 07:57:38 AM
Why did Jay even add the extra 'a' to Reatard? I realize 'Jay Retard' would be even more offensive, but it's dumb no matter how you spell it.

Maybe he spelled the band name that way so it would be easier to look up on Google (or Lycos, since the Reatards predated Google).

The story I've heard is that he came up with the name as a teenager but didn't know how to spell it correctly.

I can never get on board with stories like that. Like no one around him knew the correct spelling. That's like Werner Herzog saying he didn't know who Abel Ferrara was when I bet the first thing anyone ever said to him about BL was "Okay we have this idea for a remake of the movie Bad Lieutenant by Abel Ferrara." It's so dumb for people to claim ignorance these days.
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: masterofsparks on November 16, 2011, 09:23:03 AM
Great new band with a not so great name: Uncle Bad Touch

http://unclebadtouch.bandcamp.com/ (http://unclebadtouch.bandcamp.com/)

This one is SO stupid that it kinda breaks through to great for me (as long as I never have to say it out loud, of course).
Title: Re: greatest bands with the worst band names
Post by: buffcoat on November 16, 2011, 10:37:10 PM
Great new band with a not so great name: Uncle Bad Touch

http://unclebadtouch.bandcamp.com/ (http://unclebadtouch.bandcamp.com/)

Something something Penn State.