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Title: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: buffcoat on May 15, 2007, 04:25:55 PM
Browsing through the aisles of my local Kroger when what to my wondering eyes should appear but:

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/194/499937969_38aedcc396_o.jpg)

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/194/499937981_69d09abbcb_o.jpg)

All that and 32% of your Saturated Fat, too.

Should Mr. Zeigler (who is growing on me) happen to visit the Triangle or should Mr. Zeigler's Triangle-native friend Jon Wurster be over that way, they can be found in the front of the candy aisle at the Kroger on NC Highway 54 near Southpoint Mall.
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: Laurie on May 15, 2007, 05:53:50 PM
Just Born? Those are the wonderful people who bring us Peeps!
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: Chris L on May 15, 2007, 06:52:41 PM
I work for a medical journal and our office got some free samples of these. The verdict:  I'm sticking with Milky Ways. 
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: buffcoat on May 15, 2007, 09:20:29 PM
Soon I will eat it and let you know if it's any good.

I thought it was weird that the product is a candy bar called "Peanut Chews."  I know that PBR refers to killing someone with a sharpened "Peanut Chew" - it would appear that Peanut Chews is both the singular and the plural.

Of course, given Mr. Zeigler's penchant for grammatical and pronunciatory irregularities, I shouldn't be surprised.
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: erika on May 16, 2007, 07:53:10 AM
I think Roy was referring to these:

(http://www.mikescandywrappers.com/photos/peanut_chews.jpg)

You could extract wisdom teeth with one of those things. I thought they had been discontinued, but the blue is just new [UGLY] packaging I guess. I'd be interested to see if they still taste the same.
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: buffcoat on May 16, 2007, 09:01:14 AM
So now they've glommed the 7 bite size pieces together into one bar?  What holds them together?  Caramel?  Nougat?

Something more... sinister?

I'm filled with dread of my Peanut Chews eating excursion later this week.
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: Matt on May 16, 2007, 08:05:27 PM
The Peanut Chews taste ok. However, eating one is very unpleasant with peanuts and a caramel-type coating getting stuck in my teeth. This candy is almost as hard as America's worst candy: Riesen

(http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/candywarehouse_1950_41954679)
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: buffcoat on May 17, 2007, 08:50:44 AM
Yeah - if it were Swiss chocolate they'd say "Swiss chocolate."  I bet Riesen's "European chocolate" is now made in Bulgaria by former witches.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_bar

It always gets me how the European versions of US names are different - forex Milky Way (EUR) = 3 Musketeers (US)

The worst mass-produced candy bar for Americans is, hands down, Mr. Goodbar. 

"Peanuts in granular milk chocolate" - sounds appetizing!  And the peanuts should be described as "rancid."  Boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  How can you make a BAD candy bar?
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: PatrickChew on May 17, 2007, 10:42:23 AM
The Peanut Chew is nature's perfect food, next to Tasty Kakes. Respect must be paid.
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: nick on May 17, 2007, 11:25:04 AM
It always gets me how the European versions of US names are different - forex Milky Way (EUR) = 3 Musketeers (US)

We have 3 Musketeers and Milky Way in the US. I think the difference is that 3 Musketeers has caramel.
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: Susannah on May 17, 2007, 11:30:48 AM
Riesens are bad, but what about the Mary Jane? My teeth hurt just thinking about them.  And they tasted so terrible!

(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb127/susannahlaura/ProductLargeImage48.gif)
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: buffcoat on May 17, 2007, 11:39:24 AM
Nick,

I am in the US - and 3 Musketeers has never had caramel.  Apparently it orginally had three different flavors - choc van straw, but never caramel.
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: Omar on May 17, 2007, 12:22:34 PM
Riesens are bad, but what about the Mary Jane? My teeth hurt just thinking about them.  And they tasted so terrible!

(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb127/susannahlaura/ProductLargeImage48.gif)

MJs are without question the worst candy of all-time.  My grandmother used to dispense these for Halloween. 
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: Laurie on May 17, 2007, 12:42:05 PM
Nick,

I am in the US - and 3 Musketeers has never had caramel.  Apparently it orginally had three different flavors - choc van straw, but never caramel.

The European Milky Way has never ever been topped with caramel, so it's more like a 3 Mustekeers. Fact. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milky_Way_bar)
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: buffcoat on May 17, 2007, 01:09:52 PM
As I said, Milky Way (EUR) = 3 Musketeers (US)

Do I need some other naming convention?
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: Matt on May 17, 2007, 01:34:24 PM
Riesens are bad, but what about the Mary Jane? My teeth hurt just thinking about them.  And they tasted so terrible!

(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb127/susannahlaura/ProductLargeImage48.gif)

MJs are without question the worst candy of all-time.  My grandmother used to dispense these for Halloween. 

ICK! Horrifying candy. My grandmother made a big deal about Mary Janes as well. I think it's the tie in to childhood memories.
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: Laurie on May 17, 2007, 02:59:38 PM
As I said, Milky Way (EUR) = 3 Musketeers (US)

Do I need some other naming convention?

Yes, preferably in semaphore.
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: nick on May 17, 2007, 03:25:06 PM
Nick,

I am in the US - and 3 Musketeers has never had caramel.  Apparently it orginally had three different flavors - choc van straw, but never caramel.

Ok, now I see what you mean. And you're right... I meant to say Milky Way has caramel while 3 Musketeers is all nougat. And for the record, a Snickers is just a Milky Way with peanuts.
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: buffcoat on May 17, 2007, 03:34:33 PM
Peanut Chews was (?) / were (?) a pretty decent American style candy bar.  Even with the new packaging, it's seven little, distinct Peanut Chews to a bar.

I think it's caramel or some close substitute.  Not bad.  It would be hard to sharpen one, though.
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: Laurie on May 17, 2007, 03:37:43 PM
I'm a big fan of a Charleston Chew. I miss banana Charleston Chews.  :'(
Title: Re: Peenit Choose!!!
Post by: erika on May 17, 2007, 05:44:17 PM
the super-sticky dental-work-demolishing substance in the original peanut chews was molasses. They were an all-natural candy bar... I'm sure now it's some amalgamation of corn syrup and scary stuff.