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The Best Show on WFMU => Show Discussion => Topic started by: Josh on June 20, 2007, 09:09:33 AM
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the guy who invented car balls
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/74/227729849_d24544fc3e_m.jpg)
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Ooh, good one. I imagine those things are designed for trucks, though.
This is my real list: Dov Charney, Vincent Gallo, Terry Richardson, Joe Francis, and R. Kelly. Special guest: Akon. CREEPY GUYS GALORE!
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Ms. Spears, Ms. Lohan, Ms. Hilton.
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the guy who invented car balls
I've never noticed those before. Anyone who has stickers of Calvin or other cartoon characters peeing goes on my list.
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Opie and Anthony
Lacie and Scott Peterson
Sacco and Venzetti
Burt and Ernie
Keith Richards and his pops
Elvis Hitler and Elvis Costello
Tavis Smiley and Leonard Lopate
dave Coulier and alanis morrissete
captains picard and kirk
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that racist girl who called in (timmy von trimble's sister?)
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yeah, that girl was pretty nuts. At first I thought Tom was just giving her crap, but wow! I guess Timmy would be proud.
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yeah, that girl was pretty nuts. At first I thought Tom was just giving her crap, but wow! I guess Timmy would be proud.
TvT's sister called on 5/8/07 to discuss her razor blade art installation:
"Donya from Chicago calls to discuss her pursuit of a dangerous and ridiculous art project. She works in a frame shop, and she decided it would be a good idea to collect the used razor blades to create a giant, messy masterpiece. Donya put some of the razor blades in her bag and later shoved her hand right into the sharp metal. The hand injury made her question why she was doing it, but she's still doing it. She didn't want to waste all these perfectly good razor blades that look pretty cool. Donya says that she now wraps the blades in paper to maker her bag searches more safe. The artistic endgame for the project is to use hot glue to affix the razor blades to paper in different designs and decorate them with glitter and sequins. Tom recommends that Donya take a break from collecting razor blades and shift into the art-making phase of the project."
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Alex Rodriguez
Michael Bay
Bill O'Leilly
Steve-O
Karl Rove
Kobe Bryant
Wilmer Vilderama
Everyone on every MTV reality show since maybe Norman and Andre from the first Real World.
Joan Crawford
Bing Crosby
Eddie Van Halen
Stalin
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I saw some car balls once. They seriously bruised my opinion of humanity.
Also, anyone with decals of Calvin praying is on my list.
Also, whoever it is on my street with a metal thing on their car where the Jesus fish, labeled "Truth" is eating the Darwin fish with the little legs(!!).
I also don't want to have dinner with the lady who sells tacos and sausage wrapped in bacon on the sidewalk of my block.
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Also, whoever it is on my street with a metal thing on their car where the Jesus fish, labeled "Truth" is eating the Darwin fish with the little legs(!!).
Those are all over the place in Miami. There are also pro-life LICENSE PLATES. It makes Jesus cry. When I was a teenager, I slapped a Darwin fish on my junker. Two weeks after doing so, some yahoo who loves Jesus SO MUCH that he cannot abide by the theory of evolution at all, well, he snapped my radio antenna off. Doing so guarantees his entry into Heaven, I'm sure.
I also don't want to have dinner with the lady who sells tacos and sausage wrapped in bacon on the sidewalk of my block.
Ew, that's almost worse than bathtub cheese.
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There are also pro-life LICENSE PLATES. It makes Jesus cry.
(http://www.ecognizant.net/chooselife/download/docs/florida%20choose%20life%20im4it%201.4%20meg.bmp)
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Sacco and Venzetti
Burt and Ernie
Keith Richards and his pops
Tavis Smiley and Leonard Lopate
captains picard and kirk
Are you crazy??? Any of those would be a dinner to remember (fondly, I'm sure).
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Sacco and Venzetti
Burt and Ernie
Keith Richards and his pops
Tavis Smiley and Leonard Lopate
captains picard and kirk
Are you crazy??? Any of those would be a dinner to remember (fondly, I'm sure).
Maybe I don't want wonderful lifelong memories!
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There are also pro-life LICENSE PLATES. It makes Jesus cry.
(http://www.ecognizant.net/chooselife/download/docs/florida%20choose%20life%20im4it%201.4%20meg.bmp)
HATE IT.
My new license plate has one of these guys on it:
It's a roseate spoonbill, and it's meant to honor the Everglades and its "rivers of grass." I'm sure Bryce would approve.
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my list (solo face edition):
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(http://www.thedowntown.com/photos/gesmith/gesmith3.jpg)(http://www2.elkman.net/fark/isthatabanjo.jpg)
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Stephen Baldwin
Michael Jackson
Chairman Mao
Howard Stern
Mike Ness
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Robin Williams
Harlan Ellison
Tony Millionaire
Alex Jones
J. Edgar Hoover
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5 unpleasant musicians and what they would order:
Ted Nugent - a varmint he crossbowed himself
GG Allin - hotdogs from out of somebody's a$$
Rob Zombie - something pre-chewed by John Carpenter
Gene Simmons - KISS brand Maine lobster (not actually from Maine and not actually a lobster)
Van Morrison - Bushmill's
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CHRISSSSSSSS ANGEL
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MIND EXPLOSION!
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Ryan Adams, Jello Biafra, Tim Burton, Chuck Klosterman, Chuck Palahnuik.
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Lenny Kravitz
Perry Farrell
Martin Creed (pretentious british artist)
Harmony Korine
Madonna
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Harmony Korine
Good call. I'd add Larry Clark as well.
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Harry Shearer
John Travolta
Jason Mewes
Lynettee "Squeaky" Fromme
Dan Aykroyd
This topic is like crack.
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CHRISSSSSSSS ANGEL
(http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060530/060530_crissangel_vmed_2p.widec.jpg)
MIND EXPLOSION!
There are so many things wrong with this ensemble, the fur being the most obvious I think.
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GG Allin - yuck
Gibby Haynes - no less scary than gg
Alfonzo Blackwell - if Tom's impression of him was anywhere close to his actual voice, i couldn't stand him for more than 2 seconds
Frank Zappa - that stupid mustache, and he'd probably be lecturing about censorship through the entire dinner
Ari Upp - every interview she gives these days, she can't resist reminding us of how the slits were way ahead of their time. plus those filthy dreadlocks
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i would like to add phil collins to my list. that is unless he planned on performing sussudio.
(http://s.yottamusic.com/i/amRG.4IfA)
by the way, if you google the word sussudio you come across 'sussudio a phil collins italian tribute band'
here is more info on them: http://www.sussudio.it/ (http://www.sussudio.it/)
I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio, just say the word
Oh sussudio
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I am totally POed that there aren't mp3 downloads on their site!
ALTHOUGH I did watch a nunch of the videos and that guy looks creepily like Mr. Collins.
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My dad looks like Phil Collins.
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i would like to add phil collins to my list. that is unless he planned on performing sussudio.
(http://s.yottamusic.com/i/amRG.4IfA)
yay! hi there. i agree about not wanting phil collins at dinner. plus, he's a tory
'easy lover' and 'land of confusion' are kinda guilty pleasures for me though... :-[
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When the drums kick in on "In the Air Tonight", I do get pretty pumped by that.
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phil collins is all about the drums. i was surprised when i found out he was a session drummer on a few brian eno albums that i like
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phil collins is all about the drums. i was surprised when i found out he was a session drummer on a few brian eno albums that i like
I really wish Phil would have stayed behind the drums and kept his mouth shut.
Genesis ruining motherfucker.
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I really wish Phil would have stayed behind the drums and kept his mouth shut.
Genesis ruining motherfucker.
i agree. phil should have kept his mouth shut.
you should throw a genesis dinner party and leave phil out. and maybe just invite the cover phil from the italian tribute band. if you throw this dinner party, i will definitely attend.
Oh sussudio I just say the word
Oh sussudio Ill say the word
Sussudio oh oh oh
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Ben Stein.
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Jarvis Junk - seconded.
Talk about an act that wears thin but QUICK.
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Mike Greenberg
Mike Golic
Shaggy 2 Dope
Violent J
and as a wild card L. Ron Hubbard
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Here's a theme one:
Matt Dillon, Willson Brother, and Kate Hudson, IN CHARACTER from their movie YOU ME AND DUPREE, trying to improvise conversations and dropping in references from the movie while doing it.
The writer and one of the directors is there to discuss the movie and narrate whats going on with the characters.
The other director is watching from the other side of the resturant, and everyone knows this and is creeped out by it.
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I would say Danny Bonaduce more than anyone I couldn't stand. He would talk to much about his crazy daze. But no one cares.
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- Fat Mike, lead singer of NOFX, because he is so antithetical towards religion, but then he also says he doesn't believe in evolution because it is just another theory like religion (The proof is here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpisUJh6I5s) if you can stand to listen to the entire interview). Oh, and his band is bad.
- Guitar Center employees. Recently, I walked into the one on the Double Deuce and the door greeter said to me, "Welcome to heaven" with a big grin on his face as if it were some sort of privilege to shop there.
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Everyone playing kickball at McCarren Park today. Ew boy.
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- Guitar Center employees. Recently, I walked into the one on the Double Deuce and the door greeter said to me, "Welcome to heaven" with a big grin on his face as if it were some sort of privilege to shop there.
... and then made you wait while he checked your bag of guitar strings, and stamps your receipt. I hate that! I mean, how can you steal strings. They're behind the counter!
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Jonathan Franzen
Pete Doherty
Andy Rooney
Ted Haggart
KRS-One
~EmD
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Ed Gein, Ayn Rand, Ed Burns, Caligula and Harvey Pekar.
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I don't want dinner with the guys in McCaren Park. There's actually no Best Show tomorrow!
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Yah, why no best show?
I don't think I would like to eat with Gandhi. Because you just know he wouldn't, and then, since he's not eating, he would monopolize the conversation.
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The voice of Roger Rabbit
The voice of Pepperidge Farms
The voice of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing
The voice of Smuckers
The voice of Stork Chocolate Reisen
The voice of reason
The voice of the Starship Enterprise
The voice of Gargamel
The voice of anyone from Robot Chicken
The voice of C-3PO
The voice of Milli Vanilli
The voice of the genie from Aladdin
The voice of Chief Wiggum
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Here's a theme one:
Matt Dillon, Willson Brother, and Kate Hudson, IN CHARACTER from their movie YOU ME AND DUPREE, trying to improvise conversations and dropping in references from the movie while doing it.
The writer and one of the directors is there to discuss the movie and narrate whats going on with the characters.
The other director is watching from the other side of the resturant, and everyone knows this and is creeped out by it.
Oh man, this is great. I agree that I wouldn't want to dine with these people, but the way you described it is so funny... it almost makes it sound appealing!
Oh, and that Wilson bro is Owen. You can tell cuz he's the annoying one. (I'm firmly in the Luke camp)
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Whaat? Luke camp? Luke is exactly like Owen except not funny. Meaning Luke has no qualities whatsoever.
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yeah...
luke is adorable.
and i love richie tenenbaum.
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I would want to have dinner with Owen's character Dignan from Bottle Rocket. Crime DOES pay!
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also, those three girls from DEATH-PROOF!!! would be pretty painful at the dinner table