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Title: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: erika on September 26, 2007, 12:09:25 PM
I didn't get to listen to the show last night but I'm listening now and I have one I'd like to suggest:

"I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."
-Pete Venkman in Ghostbusters
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Laurie on September 26, 2007, 12:23:13 PM
I should have suggested this one:

"We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the Book."

- Father Ripper, Heathers
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Miss on September 26, 2007, 01:17:29 PM
Paul F Tompkins already did the best one, Silence of the Lambs' "Was she a great big fat person?"

BUT - it reminded me of another great line Buffalo Bill has in that movie.

(spoiler alert HA) When he is trying to abduct that woman, and he asks her, "Hey are you about a size sixteen?". She gives a dumbfounded look and then he knocks her out. I guess I have a sick sense of humor.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: lizzy jones on September 26, 2007, 02:07:09 PM
well, you know, dead-pan has always had it's time and place, right? On the lighter side, these are from Moonstruck:

Loretta Castorini: I'm getting married.
Cosmo Castorini: Again?
Loretta Castorini: Yeah.
Cosmo Castorini: You did this once before, it didn't work out.
Loretta Castorini: The guy died!

..........
Rose: Old man, you give those dogs one more plate of my food and I'm gonna kick you 'til  you're dead.
..........
Cosmo Castorini: I can't sleep anymore, it's too much like death
..........
Old Man:(Uncomfortable with the silence at the table) Someone, tell a joke.


Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Dan B on September 26, 2007, 03:29:37 PM
"Where are the paper towels?" - some guy in Inland Empire
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Sarah on September 26, 2007, 03:41:40 PM
From the 2003 blockbuster House of the Dead:

"You did all this to become immortal.  Why?"
"So I could live forever!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: erika on September 26, 2007, 04:10:44 PM
Punch Drunk Love

Barry: I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty.
Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.
[pause]
Barry: OK. This is funny. This is nice.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Jixby Phillips on September 26, 2007, 08:03:19 PM
That line in Ferris Beuller where Paul Gleason's secretary names that long list of different cliques

because I think it's fascinating that "dickheads" is a sub-culture in the universe of ferris Beuller.

In fact I'd like to write a sequel to Ferris Beuller where Ferris starts a band with every social group and is the lead singer and has to have a big battle of the bands with himself. Ferris and the Dickheads would win, hands down.

Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Brady on September 26, 2007, 08:31:57 PM
That dickhead stuff reminds me of one. Too bad its toilet talk.

"Shithead? What's a shithead?"- Sean Connery in Highlander 2
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Forrest on September 26, 2007, 08:43:17 PM
Did anybody do the Nick Cage gems "Listen up, A-hole!" from the Rock or "I want to take his face....off!" from, well....it's the Wang Chung of movie quotes.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: nerryawesome on September 26, 2007, 09:06:17 PM
I haven't listened to the show this week yet (I'm waiting for the podcast), so this is probably out of context, but I always loved "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" from THE Planet of the Apes (the one with Charlton Heston).
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: dotmap on September 26, 2007, 10:24:04 PM
I wanted to call in but I heard the phone lines were busy and then Paul F. Tompkins called so I decided not to even attempt to follow that. However, once he called I found it fitting to come up with a Paul F. Tompkins quote, it's from Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny:

"having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us".
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: timmx on September 26, 2007, 10:55:35 PM
I'd like to suggest that the right Pee Wee's Big Adventure quote is, "Francis is busy!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Tom Scharpling on September 26, 2007, 11:15:28 PM
I'd like to suggest that the right Pee Wee's Big Adventure quote is, "Francis is busy!"

THERE'S your Pee Wee quote! That's what I was looking for, people! Nobody wants a line from Pee Wee's mouth! Francis's creepy dad is the key!

And someone please note 'I want to take his FACE... OFF'. That's Top Five material.

Tom.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Sploops on September 26, 2007, 11:34:59 PM
There are some things that you see, and you can't unsee them. - 8MM
 
It's not your fault! - G.W.H.

End of line! - Tron
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: erika on September 26, 2007, 11:44:45 PM
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raul Duke:
"Quick, like a bunny!"

Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Stan on September 26, 2007, 11:51:30 PM
I should have suggested this one:

"We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the Book."

- Father Ripper, Heathers

 "What's your damage, Heather."

-Heather One, Heathers
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: TacoSmith on September 27, 2007, 04:06:08 AM
First of all, I would like to say that Swiss Miss's Pootie Tang quote is my favorite line from that movie and makes me laugh just thinking about it.

Also, I would like to nominate two lines from "The Stuff" which, if you aren't familiar, is a movie about a whipped marshmallow like food that turns people into zombies. In one scene, the kid in the movie eats shaving cream to trick his family into thinking he ate the real thing. When telling the hero of the movie, played by Michael Moriarty, about this he replies very nonchalantly:

"We all have to eat shaving cream once in a while."

The other line comes from a character named Chocolate Chip Charlie played by SNL veteran Garrett Morris:

"Don't you know who I am? I am Chocolate-Chip Charlie! My hands are registered with the mid-New Jersey police as lethal weapons, and I eat them guns for breakfast!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Sploops on September 27, 2007, 04:37:26 AM
[youtube=425,350]3X-R6yKa99g[/youtube].
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on September 27, 2007, 11:41:22 AM
I think I might x-post this as its own thread, because it's a really fun game, but I got this email from a friend:

So I just watched Bourne Supremacy and Brian Cox has to deliver this line at one point:  "You're walking into a big puddle of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shoes for it."
Mr. Cox, a true master of the craft, delivers the line with aplomb and it even almost makes sense.
Anyway, I thought it was pretty funny and my brother and me came up with a few variations.  Thought y'all might wanna play at that game as well.  Here're a couple of ours to start the ball rolling:

"You're making snowballs out of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the gloves for it."
"You've been invited to a formal gala of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the gown for it."

etc...
-danny


Here are some greatest hits from our little gang of pals:

You're making a red velvet cake of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the recipe for it.

You're doing a performance art piece of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the chocolate syrup for it.

You're a contestant on a Japanese game show of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shit for it.

You're lifting a barbell of shit, Pamela, but you don't have the deltoids for it.

You're casting Quivering Palm on a beholder of shit, Pamela, but you don't have the manna for it.

You're wearing a dress of shit from college, Pamela, and you don't have the figure for it.

You're downloading scatalogical porn, Pamela, and you don't have the bandwidth for it.

You're tatting an intricate pattern of shit, Sheila, and you don't have the lace for it.

You're writing a blog of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the boring life for it.

Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Miss on September 27, 2007, 11:57:00 AM
[youtube=425,350]3X-R6yKa99g[/youtube].

Perfection!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on September 27, 2007, 01:31:56 PM
Just to clarify my Joe Don Baker quote from Cape Fear:

Max Cady is threatening Joe Don Baker's private eye character. In response, Baker says, "Any time you feel squirrely, you just jump"...with a "you-don't scare-me" smile on his face. Amazing.

Also, I missed a lot of the show after I called in, and wanted to know: Is the list going to be posted anywhere?

Best,
Jon from Maplewood
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: timmx on September 27, 2007, 02:07:54 PM
I'd like to suggest that the right Pee Wee's Big Adventure quote is, "Francis is busy!"

THERE'S your Pee Wee quote! That's what I was looking for, people! Nobody wants a line from Pee Wee's mouth! Francis's creepy dad is the key!

And someone please note 'I want to take his FACE... OFF'. That's Top Five material.

Tom.

Thanks for the stamp of approval.

I've never called in but listening to the archive yesterday (instead of live on Tuesday) it was driving me nuts that I felt I had the perfect Pee-Wee quote, especially when people called to try the same (wrong) quote twice.

To be picky, that line is from Francis' Dad's henchman. My favorite line from Francis' Dad is "Fruit please." When asked what flavor of (trick) gum he'd like. Its all in the delivery.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Deric W. Haircare on September 27, 2007, 06:31:42 PM
Might I nominate: "Into the mud, scum queen!", from The Man With Two Brains
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: dave from knoxville on September 27, 2007, 06:32:55 PM
I love my dead gay son
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Post by: moonshake on September 27, 2007, 07:04:33 PM
Normalcy is coursing through my veins. - The House of Yes
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: paul on September 27, 2007, 09:58:35 PM
personal faves that i know tom won't pick:

"look at those costumes! I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!!" - TMNT 2: Secret Of The Ooze

about 900,000 quotes from UHF:
"what, you guys don't like Bonanza?!?!?"
"SUPPLIES!!!!!!!"
"where'd you find this guy?" " i thought you hired him?"
"these floors are dirty as hell and i'm not gonna take it anymore!!!"
"MY MOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"i just found a guy who can swallow his own face!"
"i bought me a rolex!"

etc etc


ok so i dont really have anything else cause i dont watch many movies. sorry.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: erika on September 27, 2007, 11:15:59 PM
No wire hangers, ever!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: BenjaminBirdie on September 28, 2007, 03:53:25 AM
Just finished this ep.  Man, I wish I'd been listening live.

In my opinion the proper quote from Magnolia is this one, from Officer Jim Kurring, to the obstinate Marcie:

"I'm not askin'."

Her angry seating of herself is the perfect punctuation to it.

And speaking of Paul Thomas Anderson, who could forget this classic from Boogie Nights:

"YOU'RE NOT THE KING OF DIRK."

Perfect in its insane puffed uppedness.  If you ask me.

But yeah, I am a massive fan of the more unused and hilarious lines in anything.  My Ghostbusters quote would never make the list, as it is not made up of words, but rather the hand motions Egon makes to Venkman in order to secretly advise him how much their services will cost the swank New York hotel they have just deghosted.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Jixby Phillips on September 28, 2007, 05:40:15 AM
My favorite Ghostbusters quote is "(grunts)" - Slimer
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Brady on September 28, 2007, 06:02:49 AM
If there's a Ghostbusters quote its gotta be "That's a big Twinkie."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: masterofsparks on September 28, 2007, 06:10:54 AM
My favorite line from Francis' Dad is "Fruit please." When asked what flavor of (trick) gum he'd like. Its all in the delivery.


Yes! This is the one.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: TacoSmith on September 28, 2007, 06:58:57 AM
My favorite Magnolia line is when the other cops are talking about what happened in the apartment of the lady and John C. Reilly tries to throw in his two cents, what with him being the one that was there and all, and simply says, "She was real belligerent," and absolutely no one pays attention to him. So wonderfully pathetic.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Kibblesmith on September 28, 2007, 09:40:40 AM
Personal Favorite, oft used when Internet social forums demand a quote from me (usually shortened to just the last line):

Andre Delambre: She disintegrated perfectly, but never reappeared.
Helene Delambre: Where's she gone?
Andre Delambre: Into space... a stream of cat atoms...
[sighs]
Andre Delambre: It'd be funny if life weren't so sacred.

- The Fly (1958)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Pat K on September 28, 2007, 02:03:44 PM
Quote
Paul F Tompkins already did the best one, Silence of the Lambs' "Was she a great big fat person?"

Just heard this on the podcast, and my jaw hit the floor: my all time favorite quote of all time. PFT has done it again!!

Although recently, a quote from Transformers has been giving it a run for its money, from the scene where all the polar explorers are frantically trying to dig their icebound ship out of the Arctic ice, and one is heard to shout "The ice is freezing faster than it's melting!!", as if that sentence makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Josh Fenderman on September 28, 2007, 02:46:32 PM
There needs to be a quote from Big Trouble in Little China on this list.  I don't care which one. 

- "Son of a bitch must pay!"
- "It's all in the reflexes..."
- "Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."
- "You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?" "Who?" "Jack Burton!  ME!"
- "Lo Pan is down there." "Down where?" "Where is the universe?"

And my favorite throw away line from Office Space:
"You know the Nazis had pieces of flair... that they made the Jews wear."

Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Kibblesmith on September 28, 2007, 02:50:22 PM
"The ice is freezing faster than it's melting!!"

Hold up.

Wait, no. Yeah, no, okay. I get it.

Wait. No. Wait, yeah.

No, hold up.

What.

Is Transformers riddled with these, as I hope/fear, or is that a diamond in the rough?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on September 28, 2007, 03:00:41 PM
There needs to be a quote from Big Trouble in Little China on this list.  I don't care which one. 

- "Son of a bitch must pay!"
- "It's all in the reflexes..."
- "Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."
- "You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?" "Who?" "Jack Burton!  ME!"
- "Lo Pan is down there." "Down where?" "Where is the universe?"

"How'd you get up there?"  "Wasn't easy."
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Post by: buffcoat on September 28, 2007, 03:08:22 PM
Anything David Lo Pan said should be on there.
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Post by: DoodleJump! on September 28, 2007, 05:08:52 PM
an awesome quote is...

"I saved Latin. What did you ever do?"

-Max Fischer "Rushmore"
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Post by: Kibblesmith on September 28, 2007, 11:54:51 PM
"How'd you get up there?"  "Wasn't easy."

Seconded, vigorously.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Denim Gremlin on September 29, 2007, 12:09:07 AM
"Welcome to Supper! How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?"

from Nothing but Trouble
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Sploops on September 29, 2007, 12:50:00 AM
"My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki."
- So I Married an Axe Murderer

"We are not the same. I'm an American and you're a sick asshole."
- Falling Down

Ed Wood the movie has several list worthy quotes:
Bill Murray - "...It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. But it wasn't until I saw your movie that I realized I have to take action! Goodbye, penis!"
Bela - "...Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff does not deserve to smell my SHIT! That Limey cocksucker can rot in hell for all I care!"
"Let's shoot this fucker!"
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Post by: Forrest on September 29, 2007, 01:54:49 AM
"My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki."
- So I Married an Axe Murderer

"We are not the same. I'm an American and you're a sick asshole."
- Falling Down

Ed Wood the movie has several list worthy quotes:
Bill Murray - "...It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. But it wasn't until I saw your movie that I realized I have to take action! Goodbye, penis!"
Bela - "...Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff does not deserve to smell my SHIT! That Limey cocksucker can rot in hell for all I care!"
"Let's shoot this fucker!"

Sploops, would it be fair to say that you are a fan of the toilet talk?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: christine on September 29, 2007, 02:14:27 AM
"My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki."
- So I Married an Axe Murderer

Alternately:
"You know, what this room needs is a really big, oversized poster of Atlantic City."

I love my dead gay son

Jesus CHRIST what is this from? 
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Post by: Denim Gremlin on September 29, 2007, 03:11:35 AM
"My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki."
- So I Married an Axe Murderer

Alternately:
"You know, what this room needs is a really big, oversized poster of Atlantic City."

I love my dead gay son

Jesus CHRIST what is this from?

heathers
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: erika on September 29, 2007, 10:29:47 AM
"He got the cancer."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Deric W. Haircare on September 29, 2007, 11:04:42 AM
Girl: Look, Dad. There's a bear.
Father: No, dear. That's a frog. Bears wear hats.
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Post by: Martin on September 29, 2007, 11:12:06 AM
Perhaps my favorite quote from Desperate Living:

"I'm so hungry I could eat cancer!"
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Post by: Sploops on September 30, 2007, 06:00:56 AM
- "It's all in the reflexes..."

(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/8964/anibigtroublejackknifeas9.gif)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Josh on September 30, 2007, 09:39:42 AM
"Hi, my name's Mae, and that's more than a name, that's an attitude."
  -- from A League of Their Own
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Post by: bobby. on September 30, 2007, 11:40:00 AM
Tell me that "what one man can do..." is already in this! And/or "I'm gonna kill the mothafucka"!


Some Leslie Nielsen?

"I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Fido on September 30, 2007, 05:54:14 PM
"My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki."
- So I Married an Axe Murderer

Alternately:
"You know, what this room needs is a really big, oversized poster of Atlantic City."

I love my dead gay son

Jesus CHRIST what is this from?

heathers

Heathers is a treasure trove of one-liners in my opinion.  And a guilty pleasure of mine.  "Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87."

Or:

Heather Chandler:  You stupid fuck.
Veronica Sawyer: You goddamn bitch.
Heather Chandler: I brought you to a Remington party and what's my thanks? It's on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke.
Veronica Sawyer: Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.

Or:

Veronica:  Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Heather Duke: Because I can be.
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Post by: jane on September 30, 2007, 10:48:21 PM
yeah, I love Heathers.

Showgirls has a bunch of great quotes too.

Tony Moss: Nice dress.
Nomi Malone: Thanks, I bought it at Ver-sayce.
Nomi Malone: In the Forum?
Tony Moss: Oh, yeah, Ver-sayce. I love Ver-sayce.
Nomi Malone: Me, too!

and

Jeff: You gamble?
Nomi Malone: No.
Jeff: Well you gotta gamble if you're gonna win.
Nomi Malone: I'm gonna win.
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Post by: Chris L on October 01, 2007, 01:26:53 AM
"Where are the paper towels?" - some guy in Inland Empire

Oh yes.



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Post by: Ason on October 01, 2007, 01:58:57 AM
Garbage Day!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k[/youtube]














the longer cut
plenty of classic lines here (a little toilet-talk tho, not for the kiddies)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xh7junyB2o[/youtube]
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Post by: Forrest on October 01, 2007, 02:23:04 AM
We don't have enough money to eat. We don't have enough money...TO SLEEP!!!!

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Post by: Forrest on October 01, 2007, 02:24:15 AM
If you can't tell, I LOVE elipses.
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Post by: Brady on October 01, 2007, 04:27:52 AM
“You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.” -White Men Can't Jump
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Post by: Sarah on October 01, 2007, 10:38:04 AM
the longer cut
plenty of classic lines here (a little toilet-talk tho, not for the kiddies)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xh7junyB2o[/youtube]

This cut supplied me with a favorite quote:  "Uh-oh!"
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Post by: buffcoat on October 01, 2007, 11:24:38 AM
Hairspray flip: Check
Cable-knit sweater: Check
Terrible yet wholesome (?!) overacting: Check, check, check.

Two separate 30 something coworkers correctly guessed this clip as 1987.
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Post by: furnstein on October 01, 2007, 11:34:03 AM
Heavyweights:

Tony Perkis, Jr. to the fat camp kids after he finds their food stash:

"Well, look at this.  Who wants to own up to this treasure trove?  Oh look, A DELI MEAT."


From Hard Day's Night:

Simon Marshall: If you don't cooperate you won't get to meet Susan.
George: And who's this Susan when she's at home?
Simon Marshall: Only Susan Canby, our resident teenager.
George: Oh! You mean that posh bird who gets everything wrong?
Simon Marshall: Excuse me?
George: Oh, yeah. The lads frequently sit around the telly and watch her for a giggle. One time we actually sat down and wrote these letters saying how gear she was in all that rubbish.
Simon Marshall: She's a trendsetter. It's her profession.
George: She's a drag. A well known drag. We turn the sound down on her and say rude things.
Simon Marshall: Get him out of here! He's knocking the program's image!
George: Have I said something amiss?
Simon Marshall: Get him out!
George: Sorry about the shirts!

From Return of the Living Dead during the zombie burning scene:

Burt Wilson: What about the bones?
Ernie Kaltenbrunner: Bones are no problem. The hardest part to burn is the heart.
Burt Wilson: Why's that?
Ernie Kaltenbrunner: It's one big muscle.
Burt Wilson: Well, Ernie, we don't want the heart hanging around!
Ernie Kaltenbrunner: Then I'll turn it up hotter for the heart.

From Return of the Living Dead:

Ethel Glover: How was your day, dear?
Col. Horace Glover: The usual. Crap.
Ethel Glover: Oh. Well, I'm sorry... I made your favorite: lamb chops!
Col. Horace Glover: I had them for lunch
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Post by: furnstein on October 01, 2007, 11:45:28 AM
From Mask:

Rocky Dennis: [Poem] These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face.

MONKEYS IN TREES!?!?!?!?!?!
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Post by: buffcoat on October 01, 2007, 12:09:51 PM
Rose was great as his mom.
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Post by: bobby. on October 01, 2007, 12:13:43 PM
Oh! From Speed:

"Poor people are crazy. I'm eccentric!"
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Post by: Martin on October 01, 2007, 05:36:44 PM
"If we ever get married, I'm getting a divorce!"

"Holy bananas, it's a girl's leg!"

Two awesome quotes from Herschell Gordon Lewis' Color Me Blood Red.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: erika on October 01, 2007, 06:02:29 PM
TRRRRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNN!!!

Stand by Me
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Post by: Sploops on October 02, 2007, 03:22:24 AM
"Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.

- Quick Change
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Post by: Dorvid Barnas on October 02, 2007, 03:43:11 AM
"Wake up, Limey fish! Fucking insects." - A Fish Called Wanda
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Post by: Sploops on October 02, 2007, 04:52:53 AM
Troll 2
[youtube=425,350]HyophYBP_w4[/youtube]
 Now that's what I call music acting.  (20sec.)
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Post by: Laurie on October 02, 2007, 06:35:10 AM
"If we ever get married, I'm getting a divorce!"

"Holy bananas, it's a girl's leg!"

Two awesome quotes from Herschell Gordon Lewis' Color Me Blood Red.

Ooh, I've met him! He's a sweetheart.
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Post by: Martin on October 02, 2007, 08:22:03 AM
Cool. I believe he filmed most of his blood trilogy in Florida. (If you haven't seen Color Me Blood Red, you should - you'd like it, it's about the Fine Arts. Not as poignant as A Bucket of Blood, but still.)
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Post by: Laurie on October 02, 2007, 08:42:29 AM
My favorite HGL movie is The Gore Gore Girls, obviously.
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Post by: lemke on October 02, 2007, 09:41:21 AM
My fave quote from Ghostbusters would be:

"They hate that."
- (as Venkman taps the two high piano notes)

and...

"It's like a cool groove, you never want it to end."
- Jamie Foxx in Collateral (can't put my finger on why this line is so damn silly)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: kenkwan on October 02, 2007, 12:14:18 PM
Troll 2
[youtube=425,350]HyophYBP_w4[/youtube]
 Now that's what I call music acting.  (20sec.)
Troll is an awesome movie. But I will never watch Troll 2 again.

Here are some quotes from Better Off Dead, which is endlessly quotable.

1. "He puts his testicles all over me.."
"Excuse me, "testicles"?"
"Yes, you know, octopus? Testicles?"
"Tentacles, "nt", big difference."

2. Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

3. "You see the thing is, my brother got his arm caught in the microwave this morning and my grandma dropped acid and hijacked a school bus full of penguins, so it's kind of a family emergency. Can you come back later?"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: steely damn on October 02, 2007, 12:39:00 PM
Jeepers- that call where the guy read about 2 minutes of Plan 9 From Outer Space - when the best line is basically the first or second of the film:

Chriswell: We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.


also, I know Tom wasn't too hot on The Blues Brothers, but I think this is pretty good without being the ones everyone quotes:

Burton Mercer: [to Trooper Daniel] Hi! Wanna hand me the mike?
[Daniel gives him the police radio]
Burton Mercer: Thanks a lot.
[speaking in radio]
Burton Mercer: Hi, this is car um...
[to Officer Mount]
Burton Mercer: What number are we?
Officer Mount: Five-five.
Burton Mercer: [to radio] Car 55. Um... we're in a truck!
[chuckles nervously]
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: windomearle on October 02, 2007, 01:11:11 PM
i loved this topic. it definitely got a lot of mileage.

here are some of my pics:

THE ROOM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi_ioe64Z5k[/youtube]

"Hi doggy"

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A[/youtube]

"I did not hit her. I did naaaaaght! Oh hi Mark"

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnnTqFTHGuc[/youtube]

"I definitely have breast cancer."

WICKER MAN
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo[/youtube]

"Step away from the bicycle."

"Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!"

RIDING THE BUS WITH MY SISTER
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erFaoqLwod0[/youtube]

...
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Josh on October 02, 2007, 02:41:28 PM
oh my god its you
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6876/earleoy8.jpg)

Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: erika on October 02, 2007, 06:31:57 PM
Scrooged:

"You've got a program featuring America's favorite old fart. Reading a book in front of a fireplace. Now, I have to kill all of you."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: TacoSmith on October 02, 2007, 06:47:50 PM
Here's another great Ghostbusters quote:

Janine Melnitz: Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley?
Louis: [to Egon] Do I?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Yes, have some.
Louis: [to Janine] Yes, have some.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: nerryawesome on October 02, 2007, 07:42:15 PM
Scrooged:

"You've got a program featuring America's favorite old fart. Reading a book in front of a fireplace. Now, I have to kill all of you."

That's a good one Erika.

On the Scrooged note, I personally like the following exchange:

Frank: I know who I am; I know what I want; and I know what's going on.
Ghost of X-mas past: *Whistle* Hey Frank...Over here.
Frank: "WHAT'S GOING ON???!!!!!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: buffcoat on October 02, 2007, 10:01:41 PM
FORMER NEW YORK DOLL:  "That was the COURTSHIP of Eddie's FATHER!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: WhoWantsPie on October 03, 2007, 12:50:36 AM
Death Wish 3 never got better than this:

Tulio: They killed the Giggler, man!
Fraker: They had no business doing that. None.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Beth on October 03, 2007, 09:13:32 AM
This is my first post. I'm not sure if there have been any quotes from The Lost Boys on the list, but how about Cory Feldman's line, when Cory Haim's brother is turning into a vampire:

"You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral. "
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Laurie on October 03, 2007, 11:02:52 AM
This is my first post. I'm not sure if there have been any quotes from The Lost Boys on the list, but how about Cory Feldman's line, when Cory Haim's brother is turning into a vampire:

"You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral. "

I love that movie!
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p316/celebwarship/Celeb6/Celeb7/sax.gif)
Title: The only quotes I could come up with
Post by: JP on October 03, 2007, 11:37:19 AM
-From Rattle and Hum

"how 'bout the snowmobile, how about the snowmobile'


-From back to the future 2

"what's the matter mcfly, got no scrot'


-From innerspace me my brothers and I always liked

"hi...mr... killer"





Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JP on October 03, 2007, 11:38:36 AM
Here's another great Ghostbusters quote:

Janine Melnitz: Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley?
Louis: [to Egon] Do I?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Yes, have some.
Louis: [to Janine] Yes, have some.

I love that one

It seems like there is some untapped wes anderson still.  particularly a shout out to Owen Wilson:

"You're in love with Richie. Which is sick and gross"

or

"Give it to…give it to those guys.  I don’t have any hard feelings."  there is a ton of really good stuff from Bottle Rocket, of course.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Matt on October 03, 2007, 12:06:37 PM
"Barton Fink" must be on the list. Anything W.P. Mayhew says is gold:

"Mister Fink, they have not invented a genre of picture that Bill Mayhew has not, at one time or other, been invited to essay. Yes, I have taken my stab at the rasslin' form, as I have stabbed at so many others, and with as little success. I gather that you are a freshman here, eager for an upperclassman's counsel. However, just at the moment, I have drinking to do. Why don't you stop by my bungalow, which is number fifteen, later on this afternoon, and we will discuss rasslin' scenarios and other things lit'rary."

or

"Breach my levee at your own peril!"

Others:

"I've always found that writing comes from a great inner pain."

"I gotta tell you, the life of the mind... There's no roadmap for that territory... And exploring it can be painful."

"Wallace Beery. Wrestling picture. What do you need, a roadmap?"

"Think about it, Fink! Writers come and go; we always need Indians!"

"Me, I just enjoy making things up. Yessah, escape. Its when I can't write I can't escape myself, I want to rip my head off and run screaming down the street with my balls in a fruit pickers pail."

"We're only interested in one thing, Bart. Can you tell a story? Can you make us laugh? Can you make us cry? Can you make us want to break out in joyous song? Is that more than one thing? Okay!"

Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: moonshake on October 03, 2007, 12:32:09 PM
She was an ugly and mean-spirited kid, but she knew how to play upon my weaknesses, which, I admit, are deep and many.

-Henry Fool
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Martin on October 03, 2007, 01:54:11 PM
This is my first post. I'm not sure if there have been any quotes from The Lost Boys on the list, but how about Cory Feldman's line, when Cory Haim's brother is turning into a vampire:

"You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral. "

I love that movie!
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p316/celebwarship/Celeb6/Celeb7/sax.gif)

The greatest music scene in the history of things!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Beth on October 03, 2007, 04:52:29 PM
This is my first post. I'm not sure if there have been any quotes from The Lost Boys on the list, but how about Cory Feldman's line, when Cory Haim's brother is turning into a vampire:

"You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral. "

I love that movie!
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p316/celebwarship/Celeb6/Celeb7/sax.gif)

The greatest music scene in the history of things!

that animation is hypnotic! the sax scene is hands down the best.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Matt on October 03, 2007, 09:42:07 PM
Another favorite, from "Suburban Commando":

"I was FROZEN today!!!"

- Christopher Lloyd
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Matt on October 03, 2007, 09:51:27 PM
From "The Royal Tenenbaums" -

Royal: You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: nerryawesome on October 03, 2007, 09:57:37 PM
On the Wes Anderson note:

Nurse: These are OR Scrubs.
Max Fischer: Ohh. Are They?
Herman Blume: *cough* *cough*
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: The Cleef on October 03, 2007, 10:00:47 PM
Just watching TV Carnage...
"Eat a hot dog, don't be one."
What movie is that from?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Matt on October 03, 2007, 10:02:33 PM
Two more from 'Tenenbaums':

Royal: She's balling Eli Cash.

and

Eli: Please stop belittling me.


And one from 'Back to School':

Rodney Dangerfield: Great teacher - he really seems to care. About what, I have no idea.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: The Cleef on October 03, 2007, 10:04:42 PM
Royal Tennenbombs suxxxxx. T2 is gonna be dah bomb dough.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Matt on October 03, 2007, 10:10:50 PM
Royal Tennenbombs suxxxxx. T2 is gonna be dah bomb dough.

As in Terminator 2? I've got one - after Arnold calls John Connor's house with John Connor's voice (the conversation about Wolfie), he hangs up and says:

"Your parents are dead."

Sorry for all the posts. I feel like I just now 'get it', if in fact I do 'get it'.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: The Cleef on October 03, 2007, 10:13:19 PM
T2 as in Royal Tennenennnbums 2. I just don't like narration in motion pictures.
Asta la vista Windows,
mofodenkirk
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: erika on October 03, 2007, 10:14:06 PM
From "The Royal Tenenbaums" -

Royal: You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!

This was my favorite quote from this movie for quite a while :)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Tim K in DC on October 04, 2007, 03:12:26 AM
I'd like to suggest that the right Pee Wee's Big Adventure quote is, "Francis is busy!"

THERE'S your Pee Wee quote! That's what I was looking for, people! Nobody wants a line from Pee Wee's mouth! Francis's creepy dad is the key!

And someone please note 'I want to take his FACE... OFF'. That's Top Five material.

Tom.

I was going to nominate "I'm a loner, Dottie..." as the "It's over, Johnny..." of Pee Wee's Big Adventure, but I kept getting a busy signal. It's good that I didn't get through, though. My sprained ankle was pretty well-medicated at that point.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Jixby Phillips on October 04, 2007, 03:32:15 AM
"best play ever" - Mr. Littlejeans in Rushmore
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Tim K in DC on October 04, 2007, 03:53:49 AM
"I don't want a large Farva!!!" - Super Troopers
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Phantom Hugger on October 04, 2007, 01:17:07 PM
"I don't want a large Farva!!!" - Super Troopers

I missed the show live but I would contribute one from the delousing scene in Super Troopers:

Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It's powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: [deadpanning] It's delicious.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Tim K in DC on October 04, 2007, 01:24:23 PM
"That's just egg paranoia."

[youtube=425,350]htKPBJjFzPs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Matt on October 04, 2007, 02:22:46 PM
From 'The Life Aquatic':

"I'm giving you all 'incompletes'."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Gregory on October 04, 2007, 03:09:34 PM

from Thrashin'

"No you be there!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Vambo on October 04, 2007, 11:39:13 PM
Gotta go with Henry Fonda's evil mofo Frank from Once Upon A Time In The West:

"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Susannah on October 05, 2007, 02:47:09 PM
The second one I wanted to nominate before death by cell phone battery was from 28 Days Later :

"Rage."

(Asked in answer to the question "What were the chimps infected with?")

Gets me every time.
These are toilet-talky, but still funny.  From Do the Right Thing:

"I'm just a black man, trying to keep his dick hard in a cold, cruel world."

And about a zillion from Putney Swope:

Ad Exec: If you vote for me, I'll put you up. In Puerto Rico.  FOR LIFE.
Elderly Ad Exec:  I've got Puerto Ricans in my building!

Ad Exec #1:  You called my son a fag!
Ad Exec #2: Your son IS a fag!
Ad Exec #1: YOU took him on that picnic!

Commercial Narrator: Jim Keranga of Watts, California is eating a bowl of Ethereal Cereal, the heavenly breakfast. Jim, did you know that Ethereal has 25% more riboflavin than any other cereal on the market? Ethereal also packs the added punch of .002 ESP units of pectin!
Jim Keranga: No shit!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: dotmap on October 05, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
Ok so this one you kind of need the context. But in Rocky II, right at the beginning, Apollo and Rocky are being brought into the hospital after the match and Rocky's face is all bruised and bloodied and his eyes are completely swollen shut. Apollo's shouting at him that he got lucky, so Rocky looks at Adrienne and in an extremely calm way goes:

"Do I look lucky?"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: nerryawesome on October 05, 2007, 07:41:22 PM
From Pee Wee's Big Adventure: "ANDY!!!!!!?????"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Dorvid Barnas on October 07, 2007, 04:21:52 AM
"Crazy enough for ya? Want me to take a shit on the floor?" - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: bobby. on October 07, 2007, 12:26:16 PM
I just saw Ratalouille and I've a feeling that the list is pranging for something from it..

----
Remy: "Do something!"
Gusteau: "But what can I do? I am a figment of your imagination."
----

----
The reason for the cook's jail time: "I created a hole in the ozone layer over Avignon."
----

----
This one is Tom-esque:
"I don't like food... I LOVE it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow."
----
Title: From Backaroo Banzai and, no, not THAT quote
Post by: steely damn on October 08, 2007, 05:53:57 PM
so many:

Rawhide: Dr. Banzai is using a laser to vaporize a pineal tumor without damaging the parthogenital plate. A subcutaneous microphone will allow the patient to transmit verbal instructions to his own brain.
Observer: Like, "raise my left arm"?
Rawhide: Or "throw the harpoon." People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo.


Penny Priddy:
You're like Jerry Lewis, you give me hope to carry on, then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns...

Lectroid: We are not in the Eighth dimension, we are over New Jersey. Hope is not lost.

New Jersey: Why is there a watermelon there?
Reno: I'll tell you later.

Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie.
Reno: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: KickTheBobo on October 08, 2007, 06:03:45 PM
I called in with this one during the first round, but it got denied.

From Human Nature:

"Apes don't kill their presidents."

(http://kickthebobo.com//puff.jpg)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: ben on October 08, 2007, 07:33:26 PM
from Face/Off

'Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours.'

or

'Hey Sean, how's your dead son.' 

Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Josh Fenderman on October 11, 2007, 03:27:03 PM
Wang: My mind and my spirit are as one.
Jack: As two, I said I was coming.

Jack (as "Henry Swanson"): The cab driver said... well, he told me that I could... well, that the... White... Tiger... would...

Wang: That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind and my spirit are goin' north and south.

Ed Rooney: What's the score?
Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin' nothin'.
Ed Rooney: Who's winning?
Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears.

Ed Rooney: Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.

Maitre D': I weep for the future.

Sloane: Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, no, I can't say I have.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: kray on October 11, 2007, 06:56:23 PM
from Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter:

Jesus Christ: Lemonade?
Father Eustace: Will there be enough?
Jesus Christ: Oh, there'll be plenty.

---------

Jesus Christ: [singing a song at the Dominion] I was born in a manger / doomed to live in danger.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: kray on October 11, 2007, 09:52:38 PM
from Breaking Away:


Cyril: I sure miss playing basketball. I got depressed as hell when my athlete's foot and jock itch went away.


---------


Dad: No, I don't feel lucky to be alive! I feel lucky I'm not dead. There's a difference.


---------


Mike: That's the place to be right there, Wyoming! Nothin' but prairies and mountains and nobody around. All you need is your bed roll and a good horse.
Cyril: Don't forget your toothbrush! You're still in your cavity-prone years.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: jane on October 11, 2007, 10:35:41 PM
Not obscure but, In Eraserhead, the Baby is going into violent convultions and has broken out in spots.

Henry says: Oh! You ARE sick!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Gilly on October 12, 2007, 12:33:42 PM
This one reminds me of "You'll get nothing and like it":

Animal House: Dean Wormer- "The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: jane on October 12, 2007, 05:46:25 PM
Sort of along the same lines--from the movie G.I.Jane:

Master Commander says to the Demi Moore character,

"When I want your opinion I'll give it to you."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: masterofsparks on October 12, 2007, 07:17:01 PM
From Anchorman:

"You're a real hooker. And I'm gonna slap you in public."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Rainer on October 15, 2007, 10:24:03 PM
"I couldn't help overhearing. I had my ear to the door."

--Matt Beamish (Ray Collins) in "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on October 15, 2007, 10:31:32 PM
Gotta go with Henry Fonda's evil mofo Frank from Once Upon A Time In The West:

"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."

From Billy Wilder's Ace in the Hole:

"I've done a lot of lying in my time. I've lied to men who wear belts. I've lied to men who wear suspenders. But I'd never be so stupid as to lie to a man who wears both belt and suspenders."

Will we hit the belt/suspenders trifecta?  Keep watching.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Rainer on October 15, 2007, 11:15:00 PM
"You don't sleep much, you bathe even less and you'd have to eat things that you wouldn't want to look at while they were alive. "

- Jeff (Jimmy Stewart) in Rear Window
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: moonshake on October 15, 2007, 11:25:29 PM
Don't pretend you haven't noticed my cardboard box, Julia, because I know you have!
-Richard Grant in How to Get Ahead in Advertising
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Sploops on October 17, 2007, 02:01:47 AM
I know Tom said there is a moratorium on Lebowski quotes but I saw this lolcat and couldn't keep it to myself...
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b237/JCHutch/1191386879162.jpg)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Josh Fenderman on October 17, 2007, 11:34:07 AM
"..."
- Koyaanisqatsi
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: ben on October 19, 2007, 10:26:34 PM
'This is how a harem girl dances' - Cabin Boy

'I control Bartertown' - Beyond Thunderdome
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Denim Gremlin on October 19, 2007, 10:29:51 PM
'This is how a harem girl dances' - Cabin Boy

'I control Bartertown' - Beyond Thunderdome

haha thank you
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Josh Fenderman on October 23, 2007, 01:36:47 PM
"How about that Queen?" - The Naked Gun

"K Mart sucks." - Rain Main
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Emily on October 23, 2007, 04:59:03 PM
maybe not great for the game but a great quote:

"...my life is as good as an Abba song."

-Muriel's Wedding

the entire quote:

"When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to ABBA songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song. That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: unclephilsmovie on October 23, 2007, 07:03:08 PM
"I see PRIDE.  I see POWER.  I see a BAD JUNIOR who don't take NO lip off NOBODY." - Sanka in Cool Runnings (TV version)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: paul on October 23, 2007, 08:21:07 PM
"Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.

- Quick Change



nooobody likes a WHIIIINER!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Rainer on October 24, 2007, 04:00:14 PM
Quote
Will we hit the belt/suspenders trifecta?  Keep watching.
"You wear a belt or suspenders? --Suspenders? They went out with Clarence Darrow. Great lawyer. Lousy dresser."
-- Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau) in "The Fortune Cookie"

Quote
Gotta go with Henry Fonda's evil mofo
Which reminds of Fonda changing Barbara Stanwyck's shoe in "The Lady Eve", which reminds me of that lady sucking a toe in Bunuel's "The Golden Age"

Quote
which reminds me of that lady sucking a toe in Bunuel's "The Golden Age"

Nerd.







Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: maxie on November 12, 2007, 04:28:51 PM
My quote's about 3 months late.

"You know how much Harvard MBAs make first year out of school? Forty Grand!"
-Risky Business
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve G on November 12, 2007, 06:00:23 PM
"Herb, I have a question here about a toothbrush."

Home Alone
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Dorvid Barnas on November 19, 2007, 06:29:24 PM
"set to trade, then whoa differences..."

-- No Country for Old Men
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on November 20, 2007, 10:58:40 AM
"I don't enjoy killing, Mr. Moss, I do it because I'm addicted to it." -- Anton Chigurh, No Country For Old Guys.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Josh on November 20, 2007, 11:53:08 AM
"Man, I'm just so tired of all these star wars."
  -- unnamed character, Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on November 24, 2007, 12:28:06 AM
From the fantastic Apocalypse Now doc, Hearts of Darkness (now available on dvd!):

"There were too many of us, we had access to too much equipment, too much money, and little by little we went insane."

Also, this Cypress Hill quote from Zoolander, which is only funny when spoken by Owen Wilson:
"Who you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Phantom Hugger on November 24, 2007, 03:15:18 AM
"Man, I'm just so tired of all these star wars."
  -- unnamed character, Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope

Is that really for real??
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Josh on November 24, 2007, 12:47:31 PM
"Man, I'm just so tired of all these star wars."
  -- unnamed character, Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope

Is that really for real??

You weren't aware there was a titular line in that movie?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Denim Gremlin on November 24, 2007, 02:05:36 PM
"Man, I'm just so tired of all these star wars."
  -- unnamed character, Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope

Is that really for real??

You weren't aware there was a titular line in that movie?

yeah, remember he said it when he was hanging onto the feathers at the back of the Millennium Falcon
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on November 25, 2007, 12:22:41 AM
"Im just so tired of all this traffic, I can't wait until I get out of Africa." -- Out of Africa
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Josh on November 25, 2007, 12:48:08 AM
"Im just so tired of all this traffic, I can't wait until I get out of Africa." -- Out of Africa*



*theatrical version only
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: TVD on November 25, 2007, 02:46:51 AM
How about this:
"DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO RIDE IN YOUR STARSHIP?!"
-Anikin Skywalker, Episode 1

(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/vader-life-10.jpg)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on November 25, 2007, 03:09:08 PM
Some quotable lines in this movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430357/quotes), including the one that serves as my new signature. 

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Post by: Vambo on November 26, 2007, 09:33:16 AM
"Im just so tired of all this traffic, I can't wait until I get out of Africa." -- Out of Africa

Trying to remember what sketch this is from is killing me...was this from UCB?
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Post by: erika on November 26, 2007, 01:26:04 PM
"Jimmy, if you keep stabbing me, you're going to kill me."

(http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/chopper-eric-bana.jpg)
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Post by: neuroticomic on December 04, 2007, 11:23:34 PM
Mr. Brooks

Looking out of the back window of a car at Dane Cook as he walks away angrily, John Hurt's character says calmly and slowly, "You know, even if he was charming and funny.....I still wouldn't like him".
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Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on December 05, 2007, 12:45:09 AM
From the largely unwatchable Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, and said in a macho, Brooklyn accent, re. a robbery:

"Simple as a pimple!"

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Post by: Wes on December 05, 2007, 09:51:37 AM
"Kinda makes you the Cartier of ca-ca." - Burt Reynolds as the character Stroker Ace in the film Stroker Ace, based on the novel by Stroker Ace

"But, Pop, there is no Cannonball Run this year!" - Jamie Farr as The Shiek, setting the stage for hilarity in Hal Needham's Cannonball Run II

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Post by: bobby. on December 28, 2007, 10:18:34 AM
From Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:

"I don't trust a man who makes toys in a land where children are forbidden."
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Post by: electricdunnahoo on December 29, 2007, 02:17:12 PM
Would a quote from The Holy Mountain count  ???
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Post by: Sarah on December 29, 2007, 02:34:15 PM
"My God, it's taken me so long to come to you" (final line of American Gigolo, which made me laugh/gag yesterday afternoon).
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Post by: Denim Gremlin on December 29, 2007, 02:35:47 PM
Would a quote from The Holy Mountain count  ???

the one about a thousand testicles right?

take that toilet talk somewhere else!
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Post by: electricdunnahoo on December 29, 2007, 04:00:53 PM
Would a quote from The Holy Mountain count  ???

the one about a thousand testicles right?

take that toilet talk somewhere else!

Thats why I hesitated and asked. All things considered, theres some decent dialogue thats worth mentioning.
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Post by: kenkwan on January 16, 2008, 03:30:39 PM
Would a quote from The Holy Mountain count  ???

the one about a thousand testicles right?

take that toilet talk somewhere else!

Thats why I hesitated and asked. All things considered, theres some decent dialogue thats worth mentioning.
The best quote involving testicles isn't even from that movie anyway. The best quote involving testes is from Better Off Dead.
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Post by: Chris L on January 16, 2008, 04:00:44 PM
"Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', 'Whadda ya want from me?'"

And I want that HOLY MOUNTAIN quote.
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Post by: masterofsparks on January 16, 2008, 04:21:52 PM
"Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', 'Whadda ya want from me?'"

Nice! This is a big favorite of mine. That, and the one from the same scene that goes something like:

"The...whaddaya call the paw?"

"The hoof."
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Post by: Denim Gremlin on January 16, 2008, 04:22:14 PM
"Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', 'Whadda ya want from me?'"

And I want that HOLY MOUNTAIN quote.

wow you read my mind!

I was literally watching this last night a wanted to post it.

best line of that whole movie.
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Post by: Chris L on January 16, 2008, 04:40:05 PM
"Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', 'Whadda ya want from me?'"

And I want that HOLY MOUNTAIN quote.

wow you read my mind!

I was literally watching this last night a wanted to post it.

best line of that whole movie.

Wow, I've been meaning to post it for a while but forgot until today.  SuperFunFact: that whole scene was improvised.
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Post by: Denim Gremlin on January 16, 2008, 04:46:57 PM
"Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', 'Whadda ya want from me?'"

And I want that HOLY MOUNTAIN quote.

wow you read my mind!

I was literally watching this last night a wanted to post it.

best line of that whole movie.

Wow, I've been meaning to post it for a while but forgot until today.  SuperFunFact: that whole scene was improvised.

and Tommy's mother is played by Scorsese's mother
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Post by: ben on January 16, 2008, 10:41:06 PM
'do you have something you'd like to share with the rest of us amazing larry?'
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Post by: Dorvid Barnas on January 16, 2008, 11:24:42 PM
"I drink your milkshake!" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MCCdZmHk5Fk)
-- There Will Be Blood
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Post by: Matt on January 16, 2008, 11:48:11 PM
"I drink your milkshake!" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MCCdZmHk5Fk)
-- There Will Be Blood

Still haven't seen it, but I back this quote 100 percent.
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Post by: Denim Gremlin on January 17, 2008, 06:20:36 AM
"I drink your milkshake!" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MCCdZmHk5Fk)
-- There Will Be Blood

I love that quote but my favorite is "I'm finished."

I also like that one where he tells the guy he's going to come to his house while hes sleeping and slit his throat
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Post by: Phantom Hugger on March 06, 2008, 12:43:51 PM
From Romancing the Stone...

Jack Colton: Dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up! Shit! When did that happen?


Listening to Patton and Tom talking about the Doobies appearance on What's Happening dislodged this one.
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Post by: Spoony on March 06, 2008, 01:04:53 PM
"I'd hate to be me if I were you..."

Frank Stallone in 'Barfly'
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Post by: kimota on March 06, 2008, 01:35:00 PM
I've put way too much thought into my favorite movie quote and keep coming back to the same one:

"Hey Whitey, where's your hat?"
-Al Czervik, Caddyshack

I've been using that since I was a kid.
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Post by: Spoony on March 10, 2008, 11:42:42 AM
"That's the ugliest hat I've ever seen... Looks great on you though."
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Post by: kimota on March 10, 2008, 12:17:44 PM
What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup.
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Post by: dania on March 14, 2008, 06:56:04 PM
From The Goonies:

Mikey: "Right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket."
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Post by: Matt on March 21, 2008, 01:19:07 AM
"Hey, sport. You a sport?"
- No Country for Old Men
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Post by: God Stewart on March 21, 2008, 01:22:59 AM
'do you have something you'd like to share with the rest of us amazing larry?'

Are you making fun of me?
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Post by: jed on March 21, 2008, 09:12:42 AM
'do you have something you'd like to share with the rest of us amazing larry?'

Are you making fun of me?

Or me (who also attempted and failed to pass a quote from Pee Wee's Big Adventure that wasn't from Francis' "creepy father")?
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Post by: erika on March 21, 2008, 10:08:05 AM
"DRRRRAIIIINAGE, Eli, DRAINAGE!"



That never gets old for me.
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Post by: Wes on March 21, 2008, 10:25:20 AM
Two illuminating quotes from 1995's The Jerky Boys:

"Hey, you two, Johnny and Kamal, get back to work, we got a job to finish here!" - Construction Foreman, subtly introducing our heroes and no doubt echoing the thoughts of Jerky Boys fans around the world for the last decade

"What the hell is a fruity ass?" - Mob boss Ernie Lazarro, as played by Alan Arkin
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Post by: gravy boat on March 21, 2008, 12:03:54 PM
Youse fancy pants, all a youse.
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Post by: Dorvid Barnas on March 21, 2008, 02:06:29 PM
Youse fancy pants, all a youse.

"Kids.  You gotta be foim.  What's the matter? Did someone hit you?"
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Post by: John Junk 2.0 on March 21, 2008, 02:17:34 PM
Youse fancy pants, all a youse.

"Kids.  You gotta be foim.  What's the matter? Did someone hit you?"

Is that a Ghostface quote?
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Post by: gravy boat on March 21, 2008, 03:57:16 PM
Youse fancy pants, all a youse.

"Kids.  You gotta be foim.  What's the matter? Did someone hit you?"

Is that a Ghostface quote?

Miller's Crossing.
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on March 21, 2008, 04:19:24 PM
"Ebay."

   -Optimus Prime in the Sundance favorite Transformers
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Post by: erika on March 21, 2008, 04:43:29 PM
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera...”Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera...”Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
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Post by: John Junk 2.0 on March 21, 2008, 05:47:33 PM
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera...”Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera...”Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

This is a lot like what I do at work.  And I'm not exaggerating.
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Post by: masterofsparks on March 21, 2008, 07:17:10 PM
Youse fancy pants, all a youse.

"Kids.  You gotta be foim.  What's the matter? Did someone hit you?"

"That's a penny you owe him."
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Post by: Spoony on March 24, 2008, 02:23:50 PM
I played with a gothy industrial band that used to sample that movie for every other song. When I finally saw Miller's Crossing, all I could think about were goofy/scary kids in boots. I need to see it clean.
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Post by: moonshake on March 24, 2008, 11:44:05 PM
They're throwing bottles at your house. Come on. Let's go break their arms.
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Post by: Tim K in DC on March 26, 2008, 03:59:02 AM
Youse fancy pants, all a youse.

"Kids.  You gotta be foim.  What's the matter? Did someone hit you?"

Is that a Ghostface quote?

Miller's Crossing.

"Et'ics."
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Post by: Pat K on May 01, 2008, 03:11:07 PM
"Ebay."

   -Optimus Prime in the Sundance favorite Transformers

My favorite quote from Transformers is from when the polar explorers are trying to dig their ship out of the ice, and one guy goes "It's no use! The ice is freezing faster than it's melting!"


Huh?
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Post by: andrew in philadelphia on May 01, 2008, 07:00:27 PM
"I'd hate to be me if I were you..."

Frank Stallone in 'Barfly'

classic - i actually think it's "I'd hate to be you if I were me." Haven't watched it in some time so I might be off on that one. 

I'd also like to add: "Quittin' to you would be like swallowin' piss for eternity."

and

"Baby, what we had was just green corn."
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on May 02, 2008, 04:36:03 AM
There needs to be a quote from Big Trouble in Little China on this list.  I don't care which one. 

- "Son of a bitch must pay!"
- "It's all in the reflexes..."
- "Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."
- "You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?" "Who?" "Jack Burton!  ME!"
- "Lo Pan is down there." "Down where?" "Where is the universe?"

And my favorite throw away line from Office Space:
"You know the Nazis had pieces of flair... that they made the Jews wear."




You forgot ...
"Take your tie off, please."  "Yeah, I know what you mean, it's a present from my wife."
"Any of 'em savvy English?"
and of course
"Where'd you get that?" (upon having a colapsable baton brandished in his face by one of the Lords of Death while at the airport)

And I haven't seen any Life Aquatic, so I'd like to offer:

"Well, can I butter you up anyway?  It took me three hours to get out here."
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Post by: Son of Dorvid on July 05, 2008, 10:28:30 PM
"If you come after me, you should know I move quick.  And when I do move, I slice...   
...like a god damn hammer."

Ocean's 13
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Post by: Chris L on July 05, 2008, 11:11:44 PM
Remembered this one recently:

"Come on Hitler, I'll buy you a glass of lemonade."  -- Max.
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Post by: perry on July 06, 2008, 12:51:23 AM
"aim for the flat-top!"

-ghostbusters
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on July 06, 2008, 03:22:48 AM
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
"Huh!?!?!?" ~ Luke Skywalker
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Post by: orangewhip on July 06, 2008, 11:02:10 PM
pardon me if any of these have already been claimed, but...



"They HATE this." - Bill Murray, Ghostbusters (making spooky music on piano)

"THEY'RE EATING HER!!! AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME!!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" - some guy in Troll 2

"My cat can eat a whole watermelon!" Crispin Glover, Rubin & Ed.

"You shouldn't hit a guy when he's not ready!  That's how Houdini died ,ya' know!" - John Candy- Plains, Trains, and Automobiles.


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Post by: namethebats on July 06, 2008, 11:29:33 PM
From the Dave Foley movie "The Wrong Guy": "To the broccoli fields, Jebediah!"
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Post by: orangewhip on July 07, 2008, 01:20:15 AM
"John Wayne was a fag" - Repo Man
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Post by: Matt on July 07, 2008, 02:30:49 AM
From Wall-E:

"Computer, define 'hoedown.'"
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Post by: buffcoat on July 07, 2008, 09:55:32 AM
My least favorite movie quote is from Pet Sematary, when Fred Gwynne says something like " that road uses up a lot of animals."

Pathetic writing, really pathetically delivered.  I thought he was awful in My Cousin Vinny, as well.  Boo.
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Post by: Sarah on July 07, 2008, 01:19:56 PM
Yeah, but he was great in Car 54, Where Are You?
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Post by: Steeley Chris on July 07, 2008, 01:52:18 PM
From Transformers: The Movie:

"I've got better things to do tonight than die."
"I'll rip out your optics."
"First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside."
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Post by: buffcoat on July 07, 2008, 02:10:20 PM
Yeah, but he was great in Car 54, Where Are You?

I was only commenting on late-period Fred Gwynne.  I don't like the Munsters, but his performance was not particularly bad.
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on July 07, 2008, 02:53:07 PM
Just saw "Wanted."  Ugh. 

Quote:

"We take our orders...from a loom."
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Post by: Sarah on July 07, 2008, 03:12:02 PM
I was making a mild joke, buff.  I don't think I've seen Car 54 since I was six.  I loved it at the time.

At least Gwynne's Maine accent is real (at least, he was born in Maine, so he knows what one sounds like), unlike others in that mediocre movie.
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Post by: jbissell on July 07, 2008, 09:52:02 PM
Just saw "Wanted."  Ugh. 

Quote:

"We take our orders...from a loom."

Seriously?
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Post by: samir on July 07, 2008, 10:08:42 PM
The secret of the loom is entirely true. Wanted was a whole lot of bad.
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Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on July 08, 2008, 02:22:59 AM
Thanks for confirming my suspicions.  Wanted the comic fucking blew.
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Post by: kray on July 08, 2008, 04:20:50 AM
The secret of the loom is entirely true. Wanted was a whole lot of bad.

absolutely awful. but a jolie is good. just not believable as a cold blooded killer at alllll. she is just too skinny.
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Post by: Sarah on July 08, 2008, 07:02:53 AM
What does weight have to do with killing cold-bloodedly?  Or is it that you just don't think she'd be strong enough to subdue her victim if that became necessary?
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Post by: Spoony on July 08, 2008, 08:55:24 AM
What does weight have to do with killing cold-bloodedly?  Or is it that you just don't think she'd be strong enough to subdue her victim if that became necessary?

Yes, like Nancy says, "Never trust a junkie."
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Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on July 08, 2008, 09:39:04 AM
What does weight have to do with killing cold-bloodedly?  Or is it that you just don't think she'd be strong enough to subdue her victim if that became necessary?

Yes, like Nancy says, "Never trust a junkie."

That was in Nancy?  I always thought there was something a little off about Sluggo.

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Post by: Gagneaux on July 08, 2008, 09:40:58 AM
Wanted the comic fucking blew.

whole-heartedly agreed
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on July 08, 2008, 09:45:16 AM
Just saw "Wanted."  Ugh. 

Quote:

"We take our orders...from a loom."

Seriously?

Seriously.  Shameless product endorsements, partially explained superpowers that are never fully explained, rip-offs of other films, questionable messages (It's okay to assassinate people if the orders are coming from a higher power, but not if they are coming from a  human).  Argh.  I left angry.
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Post by: Sarah on July 08, 2008, 11:32:58 AM
(It's okay to assassinate people if the orders are coming from a higher power, but not if they are coming from a  human). 

But that's just true, isn't it?
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Post by: Chris L on July 08, 2008, 11:39:21 AM
A higher power just told me that Angelina Jolie should have quit after Gia.
Title: Just thought of one or two to add:
Post by: steely damn on July 08, 2008, 03:20:20 PM
From American Movie, http://www.americanmovie.com/ (http://www.americanmovie.com/) which, if you haven't seen, I highly recommend.
From Mike Schank:

see, two dollars and two dollars and a potato means two dollars

Also, Mike Schank's album has maybe the best title of any I can recall:

Mike  Schank: Songs I Know
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Post by: Wes on July 08, 2008, 03:42:33 PM
Some selections from 1987's Over the Top.

Lincoln Hawk: I always wanted to be a milk shake.

John Grizzly: When I get to the table, that person, I don't care who they are, they're my mortal enemy. I hate them.

Bull Hurley: Being number one is everything. There is no second place. Second sucks.

Bull Hurley: I drive truck, break arms and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best.

You know, I think you could get pretty far in life, following the philosophy of Bull Hurley.
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Post by: orangewhip on July 09, 2008, 12:21:45 AM
"Wha Happened?" -Fred Willard, A Mighty Wind
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Post by: jbissell on July 09, 2008, 02:10:18 AM
Walter Matthau getting handed the trophy by the woman at the end of The Bad News Bears: "Thank you sir."
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on July 09, 2008, 09:07:31 AM
Walter Matthau getting handed the trophy by the woman at the end of The Bad News Bears: "Thank you sir."

I second that one.  Just saw Bad News Bears with my daughter recently. Thought I would introduce her to the world of "Strong PG" with that one.  A lot of the movie had lost its yuks, and came across as swears for laughs.  But that line stood out.
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Post by: Martin on July 09, 2008, 09:49:02 AM
Some selections from 1987's Over the Top.

Lincoln Hawk: I always wanted to be a milk shake.

John Grizzly: When I get to the table, that person, I don't care who they are, they're my mortal enemy. I hate them.

Bull Hurley: Being number one is everything. There is no second place. Second sucks.

Bull Hurley: I drive truck, break arms and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best.

You know, I think you could get pretty far in life, following the philosophy of Bull Hurley.

Thanks for sharing that, Wes. Haven't seen Over the Top since I was a kid. "Second sucks." Glorious.
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Post by: perry on July 09, 2008, 12:21:00 PM
"Wha Happened?" -Fred Willard, A Mighty Wind
when that movie came out, my friends and i started saying "wha happen?" ALL the time.  we still say it, actually...and until just now i kind of just forgot that it came from that movie, which in itself wasn't too great.
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Post by: orangewhip on July 09, 2008, 09:52:25 PM
i dunno, i really dig that movie.  but i love "wha happen?"
Guest didn't lose me until For Your Consideration.  That was terrible.
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Post by: orangewhip on July 09, 2008, 11:18:03 PM
"i need a job
i need a good job
i need a job
i need a job that pays
i need a job
i need a good job
i need a job that satisfies my artistic needs"

-F.W.D. from Sid & Nancy
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on July 10, 2008, 06:58:05 AM
"Wha Happened?" -Fred Willard, A Mighty Wind
when that movie came out, my friends and i started saying "wha happen?" ALL the time.  we still say it, actually...and until just now i kind of just forgot that it came from that movie, which in itself wasn't too great.

I think my favorite quote from A Mighty Wind has to be:

"Did I tell you to play a fifth?"
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Post by: The Cleef on July 10, 2008, 12:58:48 PM
I'm not sure that anyone's seen the movie that this is from...

The devil is exiting the bingo hall with his armfull of winnings including a potted plant donated by the 'smilers club' when a sore bingo loser mutters...

"he must have cheated"

The Devil chimes in...
"If you could cheat at bingo, I would...I'm just lucky...lucky to wind up in a town full of losers!"

From Bruce Macdonalds' Highway 61.
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Post by: Phantom Hugger on July 10, 2008, 09:55:38 PM
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m1/theimann/ITWind01.jpg)

"Fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs feeding."

Sorry to get all uncool and heavy.
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on July 11, 2008, 04:49:05 AM
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m1/theimann/ITWind01.jpg)

"Fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs feeding."

Sorry to get all uncool and heavy.

Is that Inherit the Wind?
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Post by: Sarah on July 11, 2008, 06:56:40 AM
They is, is they?
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Post by: orangewhip on July 11, 2008, 11:22:49 AM
Oh, another one that made me wish i was listening to this show live so i could call it in....

douche: "Is this movie in 3-D?

nick cage: "No, but your face is."

-Valley Girl
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Post by: ericluxury on July 11, 2008, 11:53:26 AM
Listening to the podcast of the first movie quotes episode, there was talk of Star Wars quotes. They missed my favorite quote from it.
In the trash compactor, Hans Solo says to Leia 'What incredible smell you've discovered'
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=FAh_8erWyQw[/youtube]

Looking back at the footage, its not delivered with quite as much bite as I remember it. I was a janitor for a short period of time and me and my friend would always say that when we did anything that had to do with trash.
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Post by: Chris L on July 11, 2008, 11:58:49 AM
From Empire Strikes Back:
"Two fighters against a star destroyer ???"
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Post by: Son of Dorvid on July 11, 2008, 08:06:59 PM
Samir and I agree that the best line in Wall-E was "Define hoedown."
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Post by: Phantom Hugger on July 11, 2008, 09:36:10 PM
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m1/theimann/ITWind01.jpg)

"Fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs feeding."

Sorry to get all uncool and heavy.

Is that Inherit the Wind?

Yes it are.
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Post by: Phantom Hugger on July 11, 2008, 09:54:03 PM
They is, is they?

This is the 'quote' thread, right?

Don't you think I should at least get the quote right?
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Post by: billybro on July 11, 2008, 11:16:56 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/v/Metl9XrnaJc[/youtube]

hey now
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Post by: Dan B on July 12, 2008, 12:19:51 AM
From Hard Eight:

"I will fuck you up if you fuck with me, ok? I know three kinds of Karate: Jujitsu, Aikido, and regular Karate."
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Post by: orangewhip on July 12, 2008, 12:36:55 AM
another great Star Wars quote.


"Thank the Maker!  This oil bath is going to feel SO GOOD!"
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Post by: joanna on July 12, 2008, 10:18:47 AM
"Wha Happened?" -Fred Willard, A Mighty Wind
when that movie came out, my friends and i started saying "wha happen?" ALL the time.  we still say it, actually...and until just now i kind of just forgot that it came from that movie, which in itself wasn't too great.

I think my favorite quote from A Mighty Wind has to be:

"Did I tell you to play a fifth?"

you guys are out of your minds. these are good quotes, yes, but what about:

"thank god for model trains. if it weren't for the model trains, they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains."

and:

"there was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature."

and. i could go on all day.
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Post by: brendan! on July 12, 2008, 01:36:34 PM

Citizen Kane:
"Let's go to the window."

Big Fish:
"She likes music."
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Post by: Superdragon DJ on July 15, 2008, 05:02:11 AM
From Taxi Driver - when all the cabbies are in the diner talking about love and fares, and the conversation turns to midget passengers and one of the drivers says:

"Those midgets are funny. Sometimes l like to hold a midget."
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Post by: Sploops on July 15, 2008, 05:24:10 AM
"Why don't you get a horse and live in the mountains someplace and dont bother anybody."

- Don Rickles in Dirty Work
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Post by: gravy boat on July 15, 2008, 09:39:30 AM
Raising Arizona:

Cage character:  Do these balloons come in funny shapes?

Store clerk:  Not unless round's funny.
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Post by: Wes on July 15, 2008, 09:53:18 AM
From Taxi Driver - when all the cabbies are in the diner talking about love and fares, and the conversation turns to midget passengers and one of the drivers says:

"Those midgets are funny. Sometimes l like to hold a midget."

I bet that could crack the official list next time the topic comes up. Two more suggestions for the list from The Mechanic (1972), delivered by the only man who could deliver these lines, Mr. Charles Bronson.

Arthur Bishop: You always have to be dead sure. Dead sure or dead.

Arthur Bishop: Murder is only killing without a license.
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Post by: Bryan on July 15, 2008, 09:53:36 AM
Peter Falk (yelling at Alan Arkin, while they're both being shot at): Serpentine! Serpentine!

- The In-Laws
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Post by: jbissell on July 15, 2008, 11:06:35 AM
Two more suggestions for the list from The Mechanic (1972), delivered by the only man who could deliver these lines, Mr. Charles Bronson.

Arthur Bishop: You always have to be dead sure. Dead sure or dead.

Arthur Bishop: Murder is only killing without a license.

Good ones Wes, I just saw this for the first time over the weekend and it definitely needs some representation on the list.
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on July 15, 2008, 12:42:39 PM
Raising Arizona:

Cage character:  Do these balloons come in funny shapes?

Store clerk:  Not unless round's funny.

I actually called in with this during the movie quotes show, and Tom said "No Raising Arizona". So I provided my backup from the new Cape Fear. Joe Don Baker to a threatening Robert Deniro: "Any time you feel squirrelly, you just jump." 

That Raising Arizona quote is in my list of favorite quotes on Facebook.  I don't know what it is about that dialogue, but I think it is the height of hilarious.
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Post by: thecramedog on July 15, 2008, 12:56:33 PM
"Where are the paper towels?" - some guy in Inland Empire

Great Muppet Caper:
"We need to make a chain out of something that will hold us."
            --Kermit
"Sure thing, here's the paper towels!"
            --Lew Zealand

(http://www.toymania.com/columns/spotlight/images/m3lew10.jpg)
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Post by: thecramedog on July 15, 2008, 12:58:41 PM
Raising Arizona:

Cage character:  Do these balloons come in funny shapes?

Store clerk:  Not unless round's funny.

I actually called in with this during the movie quotes show, and Tom said "No Raising Arizona". So I provided my backup from the new Cape Fear. Joe Don Baker to a threatening Robert Deniro: "Any time you feel squirrelly, you just jump." 

That Raising Arizona quote is in my list of favorite quotes on Facebook.  I don't know what it is about that dialogue, but I think it is the height of hilarious.

The quote in Raising Arizona is said by William Forsythe, not Nick Cage.
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Post by: Pat K on July 15, 2008, 01:01:40 PM
From Taxi Driver - when all the cabbies are in the diner talking about love and fares, and the conversation turns to midget passengers and one of the drivers says:

"Those midgets are funny. Sometimes l like to hold a midget."


From Hard Eight:

"I will fuck you up if you fuck with me, ok? I know three kinds of Karate: Jujitsu, Aikido, and regular Karate."

Ha! I forgot about both of these, and they made me laff big reading them just now. Fine work!

I also like in Hard Eight when the guy tells John C Reilly to shave and he goes "...But I'm growin' a beard!"

Also, count me in on any Raising Arizona love, too. That one quote is a classic. I've also always been partial to when Nicolas Cage is robbing the convenience store and says "I'll be taking these Huggies, and whatever cash you got."
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Post by: gravy boat on July 15, 2008, 02:09:32 PM
Raising Arizona:

Cage character:  Do these balloons come in funny shapes?

Store clerk:  Not unless round's funny.

I actually called in with this during the movie quotes show, and Tom said "No Raising Arizona". So I provided my backup from the new Cape Fear. Joe Don Baker to a threatening Robert Deniro: "Any time you feel squirrelly, you just jump." 

That Raising Arizona quote is in my list of favorite quotes on Facebook.  I don't know what it is about that dialogue, but I think it is the height of hilarious.

The quote in Raising Arizona is said by William Forsythe, not Nick Cage.

Right, not that motherscratcher.
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Post by: Superdragon DJ on July 15, 2008, 05:01:34 PM
From Taxi Driver - when all the cabbies are in the diner talking about love and fares, and the conversation turns to midget passengers and one of the drivers says:

"Those midgets are funny. Sometimes l like to hold a midget."

I bet that could crack the official list next time the topic comes up. Two more suggestions for the list from The Mechanic (1972), delivered by the only man who could deliver these lines, Mr. Charles Bronson.

Arthur Bishop: You always have to be dead sure. Dead sure or dead.

Arthur Bishop: Murder is only killing without a license.

I wish I was listening live during that list show, because I think it would've cracked the list as well. A great toss off line that make you think wtf about 15 seconds after you hear it.
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Post by: Chris L on July 15, 2008, 09:18:53 PM
"Can you fly, Bobby?" - Robocop
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Post by: orangewhip on July 15, 2008, 10:08:09 PM
Is "I'll buy THAT for a dollar!" from  Robocop too played out?
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Post by: jbissell on July 23, 2008, 11:11:49 AM
From Gremlins:

From the scene where Phoebe Cates explains why she hates Christmas:

either "The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father."

or

"And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."
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Post by: steely damn on July 23, 2008, 01:15:32 PM
You know, re-listening to the show, Tom mentioned that he thought there was a better classic movie quotes, Star Wars, Apocalypse Now, wtc-

He thought there was a better Porkins quote from Star Wars, and I think I have it:

They came from behind... agggggghhhhrrrhhh (gets blown up)

for some reason, that always makes me laugh...

Apocalypse Now:
Are my methods unsound? I don't see... any method at all.

Never get off the boat. Absolutely goddamn right.

Naw man... he's close.
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Post by: yesno on September 10, 2008, 12:14:03 AM
"Hey, pizza!  It's great!  Let's dig in!"

Douglas Glenn Colvin

Rock'n'Roll High School
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Post by: Tim K in DC on September 10, 2008, 05:33:06 AM
When the record player starts singing "Oh Danny Boy..." during that killer shootout scene in Miller's Crossing.
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Post by: jbissell on September 10, 2008, 02:23:10 PM
Face/Off: "I could eat a peach for hours" (it's all in Cage's awful delivery)
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on September 10, 2008, 10:09:03 PM
From Cannonball Run outtakes:

Dean Martin: "These bleeds?"
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on September 11, 2008, 06:45:50 AM
From Dutch (1991)

"What do you like to do for fun?  Oh, you like to wiggle and grunt.  Me too."
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Post by: James W on September 11, 2008, 07:17:32 AM
You know, re-listening to the show, Tom mentioned that he thought there was a better classic movie quotes, Star Wars, Apocalypse Now, wtc-

He thought there was a better Porkins quote from Star Wars, and I think I have it:

They came from behind... agggggghhhhrrrhhh (gets blown up)

for some reason, that always makes me laugh...
From the Death Star space battle, I was thinking:

Luke: We're going in, we're going in full throttle - that oughtta keep those fighters off our back.
Biggs: Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?
Luke: It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home.
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Post by: Chris in Somerville, Mass. on September 11, 2008, 07:52:26 PM
from "Showgirls"

Cristal Connors: I've had dog food.
Nomi Malone: You have?
Cristal Connors: Mmm-hmmm. Long time ago. Doggy Chow. I used to love Doggy Chow.
Nomi Malone: I used to love Doggy Chow, too!
[Cristal and Nomi touch their chips together]

__________________________________________________

What the fuck was up with this scene?  That's some fucking horseshit... even for "Showgirls", right?
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Post by: Quilombo on September 12, 2008, 07:40:45 PM
I have to admit to loving Flash Gordon...

"Klytus! Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer"

(Emperor Ming and his daughter on humans)
"Look! Water is leaking from her eyes.
It's what they call tears, it's a sign of their weakness."
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on September 13, 2008, 03:44:57 AM
Oh, youse had to bring up Flash, didn't youse!!!

Man I love that flick.  My favorite exchange from it goes something like ...

Prince Barin:  According to Ming's Law, any prince of Mongo can not be executed without trial by combat!

Prince Vultan: (to a hawkman) Is there such a law?

Hawkman: I'm afraid so.

Prince Vultan: WHAT A DAMN NEUSANCE!!!
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Post by: Chris L on September 13, 2008, 05:01:24 AM
Neither of these would be Best Show approved, but...

Q: "Want some ice cream?"
A: "You stabbed me in the stomach and it still hurts."
- Sonatine

"Ze blood of zese whores is killing me."  - Blood for Dracula
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Post by: Martin on September 13, 2008, 07:17:29 AM
Neither of these would be Best Show approved, but...

Q: "Want some ice cream?"
A: "You stabbed me in the stomach and it still hurts."
- Sonatine

"Ze blood of zese whores is killing me."  - Blood for Dracula

Yeah! Sonatine, oh how I love that movie. Still Kitano's best, I think.

And you can't go wrong with Udo.
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Post by: Quilombo on September 13, 2008, 08:36:59 AM
From Striptease
"Who the fuck carries pyhtons at 10 o' clock at night?"
"There's an all-night snake farm on route 27. Ask for Jungle Juan."
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Post by: jamesp on September 13, 2008, 10:16:18 AM
From Gremlins:

From the scene where Phoebe Cates explains why she hates Christmas:

either "The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father."

or

"And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."


I don't know if you're an Adam Carolla fan, but he always had an excellent bit about how this scene ruins the movie completely. He also talks about how it's a scene he'll reference and people think he obviously made up, since they forgot how dumb it was.
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Post by: orangewhip on September 13, 2008, 11:15:41 PM
I approve of any and all Flash Gordon quotes. 



"Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the earth!"
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Post by: jbissell on September 14, 2008, 02:25:18 AM
From Gremlins:

From the scene where Phoebe Cates explains why she hates Christmas:

either "The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father."

or

"And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."


I don't know if you're an Adam Carolla fan, but he always had an excellent bit about how this scene ruins the movie completely. He also talks about how it's a scene he'll reference and people think he obviously made up, since they forgot how dumb it was.

Yeah, that's what reminded me of it.
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on September 15, 2008, 06:43:38 AM
I approve of any and all Flash Gordon quotes. 



"Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the earth!"


For any who may have missed it, check out my Flash-Gordon-based tribute to The Kid.

http://www.friendsoftom.com/forum/index.php/topic,3914.0.html

Let this day be known forever ... as Tom Scharpling's DAY!!!
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Post by: bongo on September 17, 2008, 01:30:19 PM
Dennis Hopper's first line in Space Truckers (pretty sure it was);

"Where's my beer and when do I get paid!"
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Post by: andrew in philadelphia on September 18, 2008, 04:06:26 PM
somewhat on topic, was listening to the sept. 25, 2007 podcast this morning (i'm working my way backwards through the archives) - which was the 2nd movie quote show - and i almost fell off my back step in a fit of laughter when tom broke into "kids" from bye bye birdie after that woman called in with a quote from forest gump her son gave her. maybe the most magical best show moment i've ever experienced. i'm still laughing. and is that paul lynde i hear on that original cast recording tom is singing over?

(http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/news/2006/11/21/paullynde/Paul%20Lynde.jpg)
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Post by: dave from knoxville on September 18, 2008, 10:44:38 PM
Indeed it is
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Post by: Chris L on October 25, 2008, 08:40:56 PM
"Everybody likes to make themselves out to be something more than they are. 'Specially in the homosexual underworld." - JFK.
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on October 27, 2008, 03:28:43 AM
Best line from The Dark Knight:

"(shouting in Cantonese)!!!"
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Post by: samir on October 27, 2008, 11:15:21 AM
Butch Cassidy: "The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles!"
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on November 08, 2008, 05:40:23 AM
From the set of "W."

"What's with the close-up of the corncob being stepped on at the barbecue?"
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Post by: snogrog on November 08, 2008, 11:03:23 AM
This one just popped into my head.

"Broken Arrow"

Riley Hale (Christian Slater): You're out of your mind!
Vic Deakins (John Travolta): Yeah. In'it COOL?!
Riley Hale: I'm serious, Deak, your mind has taken a walk off the map.
Vic Deakins: Maybe. But I'm still gonna kick your ass.

priceless dialogue.
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Post by: Sarah on November 08, 2008, 12:47:37 PM
Last night, reacting to Joe Lieberman's complaints about being stripped of his status as chairman of the Homeland Security Committee, Keith Olberman said, "You'll get nothing and like it!"  I chuckled.
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Post by: samir on November 09, 2008, 03:27:53 PM
"I've got cock on my hand" - Simon Pegg in How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, a thoroughly poor exercise.
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Post by: Partymouth on November 09, 2008, 04:22:27 PM
"Chuck and Buuuck - Suck and Fuuuck"



First post.  Sorry guys.  :)  :-\
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Post by: Matt on November 10, 2008, 02:46:44 AM
Best line from The Dark Knight:

"(shouting in Cantonese)!!!"

WRONG. The best quote would be, "My dogs are HUNNGRAY!"

"Chuck and Buuuck - Suck and Fuuuck"

First post.  Sorry guys.  :)  :-\

Already living up to your name. Well done, sir.
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on November 10, 2008, 03:05:57 AM
Best line from The Dark Knight:

"(shouting in Cantonese)!!!"

WRONG. The best quote would be, "My dogs are HUNNGRAY!"



Nobody ever said anything about these quotes being the best.
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Post by: Come on, Jason on November 10, 2008, 05:00:59 AM
"Molay really pumps my nads." - The Breakfast Club.
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Post by: CurtBlair on November 10, 2008, 12:24:55 PM
Some more quotes from the Nicolas Cage oeuvre, including three from his finest work of all:

"I'm gonna steal it. I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence." -- National Treasure

"[Gazing at the Declaration, suddenly going into 8th-grade civics mode.] Of all the ideas that became the United States, there's a line here that's at the heart of all the others. 'But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and provide new Guards for their future security.' [Pregnant, wistful pause.] People don't talk like that anymore." -- ibid

"I ... I just really thought I was gonna find the treasure." -- ibid

(After you hear grown men say the word "treasure" with a straight face about two dozen times, the word becomes hilarious in itself. There is also the beaut of a line under my picture to the left, spoken by Jon Voight.)

"You'll all be guilty! And you're doing it for nothing! Killing me won't bring back your GOD-DAMN honey!" -- The Wicker Man 2000

"What did you expect? A monster? [Puts on nerdy glasses.]" -- the unmasked creepy S&M killer from 8mm, who turns out to be -- gasp! -- just a normal-lookin' dude!

(Apologies if any of these have been mentioned before.)
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Post by: yesno on November 10, 2008, 01:21:52 PM
"They look like good, strong hands, don't they?"

Rockbiter, Neverending Story
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on November 10, 2008, 02:55:31 PM
Sue Ellen: Go get that tape measure thing out of the garage.
Kenny: Will you stop ordering us around? You're not the babysitter.
Sue Ellen: That's right, Kenny. The babysitter is dead.

-Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on November 10, 2008, 05:12:59 PM
Joe: Is that a teddy bear?
Tribal leader (played by Abe Vigoda): It is my soul.

-Joe Versus the Volcano
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Post by: buffcoat on November 11, 2008, 12:05:52 PM
Theme songs that have the movie title in the lyrics (I'll just start it off):

Eddy Grant, Romancing the Stone (from Romancing the Stone) - "I'm romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day, gonna love the hurting away."

The Tubes, Gonna Get it Next Time (from Modern Problems) - "They never tell you what to feel, Your modern problems very real."
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on November 11, 2008, 03:43:11 PM
Heaven above me,
The spy who loved me,
Is keeping all my secrets safe toooooniiiiiiiight.
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Post by: buffcoat on November 11, 2008, 04:04:40 PM
A lot of the Bonds are like that:

A View to a Kill
Goldfinger (it's such a cold... finger)
Live and Let Die
From Russia with Love

Etc.
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Post by: Matt on November 11, 2008, 04:11:24 PM
And then he strikes.......like THUNDERBALL.
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on November 11, 2008, 04:20:08 PM
The Shawshank Redemption,
Yes my love it's The Shawshank Redemption.

-Sting with Boyz II Men
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on November 11, 2008, 05:07:09 PM
Theme songs that have the movie title in the lyrics (I'll just start it off):

Eddy Grant, Romancing the Stone (from Romancing the Stone) - "I'm romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day, gonna love the hurting away."

The Tubes, Gonna Get it Next Time (from Modern Problems) - "They never tell you what to feel, Your modern problems very real."

B/Guffcoat ... How could you forget ...?

  "You are the Last Dragon
   You possess the power ...
   Of the Glow!!!"
 

  Live life one day at a time.

My personal favorite ..

  "We'd better run
   Run into the mystic night
   Run until they take us away
   Take us away
   Take us awaaaaaaaaay
   Biiiig trouble ... In Little China"
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Post by: buffcoat on November 11, 2008, 05:22:38 PM
That's what I'm talkin' bout.
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Post by: Kid Pain on November 11, 2008, 05:49:44 PM
pumping up pumping iron
pumping up, it really feels like flying
coming up just like a lion
pumping up, pumping iron, work it up now, pump it up nowwwww
everybody wants to be remembered
everybody wants to have a friend
Everybody wants to be respected.
Everybody wants to be protected.
Every man wants to be bigger than dad.
… Pumping up! Really feels like flying!
Coming up, just like a lion.
Pumping up, now!
Working out, now!
Everybody wants to be remembered, everybody wants to have a friend.
Gonna be ready and able, if my friend wants to turn the table.
Pumping Iron.
Nobody's gonna be bigger than I am.
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Post by: ScottP on November 11, 2008, 09:39:08 PM
Theme songs that have the movie title in the lyrics (I'll just start it off):

Nice. I made a list not too long ago of 80's movies / theme songs. Some have already been mentioned. Here's what I came up with:

Better Off Dead
"One Way Love (Better Off Dead)"
Performed by EG Daily

Big Trouble in Little China
"Big Trouble in Little China"
Performed by The Coupe de Villes

Ghostbusters
"Ghostbusters"
Written and Performed by Ray Parker Jr

The Goonies
“The Goonies 'R' Good Enough”
Performed by Cyndi Lauper

Howard the Duck
"Howard the Duck"
Performed by Lea Thompson, Holly Robinson Peete (as Holly Robinson), Dominique Davalos,
Liz Sagal, Thomas Dolby and George Clinton

Killer Klowns from Outer Space
"Killer Klowns (From Outer Space)"
Performed by the Dickies

The Last Dragon
"The Last Dragon"
Performed by Dwight David

The Monster Squad
"The Monster Squad"
Performed by The Monster Squad

The Neverending Story
"The Neverending Story"
Performed by Limahl

Nine To Five
"Nine To Five"
Written and Performed by Dolly Parton

Spaceballs
"Spaceballs"
Performed by The Spinners

St Elmo’s Fire
"St Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)"
Performed by John Parr

Thrashin’
“Thrashin’”
Performed by Meat Loaf

UHF
"UHF"
Written & Performed by 'Weird Al' Yankovic

Weird Science
"Weird Science"
Performed by Oingo Boingo

Xanadu
"Xanadu"
Performed by Olivia Newton-John and Electric Light Orchestra

And a few 80's movies named after songs:

Dream a Little Dream
“Dream a Little Dream”
Performed by Mel Tormé

Pretty in Pink
"Pretty In Pink"
Performed by The Psychedelic Furs

Stand By Me
"Stand By Me"
Performed by Ben E. King
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Post by: masterofsparks on November 11, 2008, 10:23:20 PM
"Winner Takes It All" by Sammy Hagar from Over the Top:

Chorus:

Winner takes it all
Loser takes a fall
Fight to the beginning of the end
Winner takes it all
'Til he breaks the fall
In time he'll make it over the top
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Post by: Regular Joe on November 12, 2008, 05:07:10 AM
The Monster Squad
"The Monster Squad"
Performed by The Monster Squad

Who wants to bet that the band 'The Monster Squad' was just the director and a couple of guys from Kraft services, playing on rented instruments.
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on November 13, 2008, 03:23:20 AM
That's what I'm talkin' bout.

B/Guffcoat, you're the baddest mo'fo, lowdown 'round this town.
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Post by: buffcoat on November 17, 2008, 03:54:09 PM
"Winner Takes It All" by Sammy Hagar from Over the Top:

Chorus:

Winner takes it all
Loser takes a fall
Fight to the beginning of the end
Winner takes it all
'Til he breaks the fall
In time he'll make it over the top

Great call!  I can't believe I forgot this one.
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on November 17, 2008, 11:33:32 PM
"Fame"
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Post by: jbissell on November 23, 2008, 01:39:44 AM
Stick It: "It's not called gym-nice-stics."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on November 23, 2008, 03:39:26 AM
Stick It: "It's not called gym-nice-stics."

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Stick It.
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Post by: yesno on November 26, 2008, 11:11:04 PM
"I'll have that brand on enough beef to feed the whole country. Good beef for hungry people. Beef to make them strong, to make them grow."

Red River
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Post by: sleepyfloyd on December 03, 2008, 01:29:04 PM
"It's not my fault Lucy wanted chips!"

said by Wheels in the little known Degrassi High post-graduation movie after he gets in a drunk driving accident that kills a child and leaves Lucy blind.  He was on his way to buy more beer and Lucy rode along because she wanted chips.
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 03, 2008, 05:35:33 PM
"One of them boys was so crazy, sawed his own head off."

-Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
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Post by: snogrog on December 05, 2008, 09:22:02 AM
"It's not my fault Lucy wanted chips!"

said by Wheels in the little known Degrassi High post-graduation movie after he gets in a drunk driving accident that kills a child and leaves Lucy blind.  He was on his way to buy more beer and Lucy rode along because she wanted chips.

You sir, have good taste.
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 05, 2008, 09:52:19 AM
"I coulda done that same dive myself if I didn't have this diarrhea."

-Club Paradise
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Post by: Chris L on December 05, 2008, 12:17:08 PM
Gran Torino, according to the Viority review, (http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117939157.html?categoryid=2880&cs=1) contains the line: ""I have more in common with these gooks than with my own spoiled, rotten family."
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Post by: AaronC on December 06, 2008, 12:47:34 PM
"I was a wild kid.  I just wanted to go out and find a job that was fun.  So I started off with landscaping."

-Confessions of a Superhero
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on December 07, 2008, 05:24:01 AM
"I was a wild kid.  I just wanted to go out and find a job that was fun.  So I started off with landscaping."

-Confessions of a Superhero

I can NOT WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!  It's inching its way up my Netflix queue.


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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 08, 2008, 09:34:46 AM
i liked this movie a lot.  Wonderwoman is just a hard-working gal from a small town trying to make it in the big city; The Incredible Hulk is trying to keep his head above water, hard times for everyone; Superman is obssessed with himself.

the moral of the story: if you don't want a street fight, please tip Batman. 
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on December 11, 2008, 05:04:33 AM

the moral of the story: if you don't want a street fight, please tip Batman. 

Seriously.  And Spiderman, for that matter.


Oh, and another quote from The Dark Knight ...

"You're due in court!" ~ Harvey Dent
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 11, 2008, 11:52:13 AM

the moral of the story: if you don't want a street fight, please tip Batman. 

Seriously.  And Spiderman, for that matter.

lastly, in certain cases, Marilyn Monroe.
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Post by: DanSF on December 11, 2008, 08:29:57 PM
"An explanation?  Jesus Christ, Dad, an explanation?!!

--Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on December 12, 2008, 05:23:43 AM
"An explanation?  Jesus Christ, Dad, an explanation?!!

--Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf

Nice choice, DanSF!  Have you watched Ski Wolf yet?  I've got it on my Netflix queue ... I have very low expectations for it, but what a goofy idea.
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 12, 2008, 09:46:39 AM
"An explanation?  Jesus Christ, Dad, an explanation?!!

--Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf

Nice choice, DanSF!  Have you watched Ski Wolf yet?  I've got it on my Netflix queue ... I have very low expectations for it, but what a goofy idea.

is it in there with AirBud?
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 12, 2008, 10:57:54 AM
Ski Wolf!  That needs to go into my collection of oddities, right next to the Billy Barty sex doll.




What the fuck am I talking about?
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Post by: Steeley Chris on December 12, 2008, 11:22:21 AM
"One of them boys was so crazy, sawed his own head off."

-Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Drayton Sawyer's mumblings are some of the best parts of that gem of a movie - after getting chainsawed in the backside by Dennis Hopper: "The small bussinessman... always, always, always gets it in the ass."

Ratalouie: "Food is fuel. You get picky about what you put in the tank, your engine is gonna die. Now shut up and eat your garbage."
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 12, 2008, 06:06:13 PM
"One of them boys was so crazy, sawed his own head off."

-Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Drayton Sawyer's mumblings are some of the best parts of that gem of a movie - after getting chainsawed in the backside by Dennis Hopper: "The small bussinessman... always, always, always gets it in the ass."


Agreed.  But some of the babbling of the hippie chainsaw brother is good too.  "Ya see? It's just Death eatin' a cracker."
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Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on December 14, 2008, 12:44:22 AM
From They Live (1988):

"I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can."
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on December 14, 2008, 09:09:41 AM
"God, what I wouldn't give to go ass-sliding with you right now."
  ~ Chris "Cru" Jones, Rad (1986)
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Post by: buffcoat on December 14, 2008, 08:39:01 PM
"Garbage day!"




It's been awhile.
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Post by: Spoony on December 14, 2008, 11:31:00 PM
From They Live (1988):

"I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can."

And then there's that 15 minute long fight that takes place in real time.

The cherry on top is when Keith David pauses, points his finger and inhales, as if preparing a cutting, last word, but just says "F- You!"
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Post by: dave from knoxville on December 15, 2008, 08:34:40 AM
From They Live (1988):

"I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can."

And then there's that 15 minute long fight that takes place in real time.

The cherry on top is when Keith David pauses, points his finger and inhales, as if preparing a cutting, last word, but just says "F- You!"

That's well-crafted screenwriting.

Would anyone besides me like to see Keith David and David Keith team up?
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on December 15, 2008, 12:07:40 PM
From They Live (1988):

"I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can."

And then there's that 15 minute long fight that takes place in real time.

The cherry on top is when Keith David pauses, points his finger and inhales, as if preparing a cutting, last word, but just says "F- You!"

That's well-crafted screenwriting.

Would anyone besides me like to see Keith David and David Keith team up?


So far the closest they get is ... David Keith was in BEHIND ENEMY LINES with Owen Wilson who was in ARMEGEDDON Keith David.

Good ol' Owen "Drillbit Taylor" Wilson does it again!!!






(indignantly) Whattaya mean "Hutch, Eli Cash, or John from Wedding Crashers?"




And, in keeping with the purposes of this thread:

"Especially a puppy.  The Germans used them in World War One, der Hunden Schtorman ... Lightning Dog."
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Post by: mostlymeat on December 15, 2008, 12:21:49 PM
Would anyone besides me like to see Keith David and David Keith team up?

(http://www.mostlymeat.com/images/symnamechal.JPG)
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Post by: dave from knoxville on December 15, 2008, 06:48:23 PM
Also, Paul Simon and Senator Paul Simon, Joe Montana and Joe Mantegna, and George Frazier, and his six sons, George, George, George, George, George, and George, and his daughter George.
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Post by: Denim Gremlin on December 15, 2008, 07:08:37 PM
Also, Paul Simon and Senator Paul Simon, Joe Montana and Joe Mantegna, and George Frazier, and his six sons, George, George, George, George, George, and George, and his daughter George.

you mean george foreman?
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Post by: Matt on December 16, 2008, 03:35:05 AM
From Brewster's Millions: "Didn't you know your great-grandfather was a honky?"
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Post by: johnD on December 16, 2008, 07:46:18 AM
Christopher Walken's character "Rayburn" From Man On Fire:

"You're talkin' about a bad primer."

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Post by: dave from knoxville on December 16, 2008, 07:53:56 AM
Also, Paul Simon and Senator Paul Simon, Joe Montana and Joe Mantegna, and George Frazier, and his six sons, George, George, George, George, George, and George, and his daughter George.

you mean george foreman?

I actually just meant "I am an idiot".
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Post by: Chris L on December 16, 2008, 03:15:01 PM
"An explanation?  Jesus Christ, Dad, an explanation?!!

--Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf

Explain this. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/I-nominate-Stylez-G-White-for-best-NFL-name-cha?urn=nfl,129376)
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 16, 2008, 03:40:30 PM
oh, great.  and he's adapted the Flava Flav-style of spelling.
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Post by: DanSF on December 16, 2008, 04:59:46 PM
"An explanation?  Jesus Christ, Dad, an explanation?!!

--Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf

Nice choice, DanSF!  Have you watched Ski Wolf yet?  I've got it on my Netflix queue ... I have very low expectations for it, but what a goofy idea.

Thanks!  Haven't seen Ski Wolf yet, I'll have to check it out.  Heard a great one from a movie I can't place but I saw it during a documentary I was watching called, "Schlock" - pretty good too.  The quote is:

Beatnick Girl:  No one asked for your opinion, Stewart (I think), you're just a farmboy and we're sophisticated beatnicks.
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Post by: Come on, Jason on December 24, 2008, 11:48:12 PM
"Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear?"

-Bad Santa
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Post by: Chris L on December 25, 2008, 09:29:17 AM
"You see what happens, Larry?  You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?!" - edited-for-tv version of the Big Lebowski
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Post by: snogrog on January 03, 2009, 01:56:11 AM
It's not out yet, but I can't stop saying it.

"What kind of grown-ass man calls himself PUFFY?" ~ Notorious.
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on January 08, 2009, 04:57:41 AM
"An explanation?  Jesus Christ, Dad, an explanation?!!

--Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf

Nice choice, DanSF!  Have you watched Ski Wolf yet?  I've got it on my Netflix queue ... I have very low expectations for it, but what a goofy idea.

Thanks!  Haven't seen Ski Wolf yet, I'll have to check it out. 

So, I made the mistake of watching Ski Wolf while home for the holidays.  Um ... It's not awesome ... at all.  And the sex scene in it is downright pornographic.  Spend that two hours reading a book, kids.
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Post by: mcphee from the forum on January 08, 2009, 01:15:03 PM
Because the search doesn't work, I don't know if this has been quoted. But The Doors may be the most quotable movie of all time.

"let's get some tacos"

"we put this awesome rain effect on Riders" (I actually don't know the exact quote, but it's the dumbest line in any movie ever, even worse than the "computer simulation" line from Rocky Balboa)
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Post by: Matt on January 08, 2009, 01:23:44 PM
"we put this awesome rain effect on Riders"

That's Top 5 material, there.
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on January 13, 2009, 09:43:29 AM
From Zodiac:

Elias Koteas as Sgt. Jack Mulanax: "What?"
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on January 15, 2009, 09:11:29 PM
From The Wizard:

Sit down and have fun!!!  Dammit, just sit down and have fun!!!
  ~Universal Studios tour guide.
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Post by: stephen on January 30, 2009, 02:37:44 AM
"Any vandal who cuts down trees indiscriminately ought to be taken out and horse whipped.  Yes sir.  Thoroughly horse whipped."
-Walter Brennan in The Gnome-Mobile
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Post by: Matt on May 30, 2009, 05:51:49 PM
From GOLDFINGER:

"My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"

From THE HOUSEMAID:

"I'd rather die than eat poisoned food!"
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Post by: colonel panic on May 30, 2009, 10:50:48 PM
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: If Snotboogie always stole the money, why'd you let him play?
Witness: You got to, this is Canada.


sorry, wrong thread.  :-[
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Post by: buffcoat on May 30, 2009, 11:06:10 PM
Because the search doesn't work, I don't know if this has been quoted. But The Doors may be the most quotable movie of all time.

"let's get some tacos"

"we put this awesome rain effect on Riders" (I actually don't know the exact quote, but it's the dumbest line in any movie ever, even worse than the "computer simulation" line from Rocky Balboa)

"Fuck it man, let's eat this thing."
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 01, 2009, 12:39:14 PM
mom rented twilight this weekend and invited me over to watch it- i accepted.  by the end of it, she couldnt stop saying, "better hold on, spider monkey"

oh, mom.
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Post by: Chris L on June 01, 2009, 12:50:30 PM
"This life's hard, man, but it's harder if you're stupid."  - The Friends of Eddie Coyle
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Post by: Big Plastic Head on June 01, 2009, 02:13:17 PM
From Alien Resurrection:

Ripley: "We did it. We saved the Earth"

I have never heard an audience laugh louder.

Way to go, Joss Whedon
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Post by: nec13 on June 01, 2009, 06:33:48 PM
From Dog Day Afternoon:

Sonny: So what country do you want to go to?
Sal: Wyoming.

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Post by: fyodor on June 01, 2009, 08:54:48 PM
"let's get some tacos"

Beautiful.
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on June 01, 2009, 10:19:36 PM
"I thought it was pie."

           -Charles Bronson in 10 To Midnight
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Post by: colonel panic on June 02, 2009, 11:11:18 AM
Video of 100 of the best movie lines in 200 seconds:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QUT0tweX1M[/youtube]

It's actually kind of entertaining.
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 03, 2009, 08:19:16 AM
Nice find, todbot, but whoever composed that clip was an idiot.  "This is Sparta" shouldn't be anywhere near any list of quality quotes.

There wasn't even any Anchorman on that thing!... Or Flash Gordon!
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Post by: Spoony on June 03, 2009, 11:26:49 AM
There wasn't even any Anchorman on that thing!... Or Flash Gordon!

Flash Gordon!?!?

Do you mean "THE END?"
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Post by: snogrog on June 03, 2009, 12:33:53 PM
There wasn't even any Anchorman on that thing!... Or Flash Gordon!

Flash Gordon!?!?

Do you mean "THE END?"

Surely he must mean:

Flash, thinking: "Man, this girl is REALLY turning me on!"
Girl he's "think-talking" with: "What? Flash?"
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 04, 2009, 06:06:22 AM
There wasn't even any Anchorman on that thing!... Or Flash Gordon!

Flash Gordon!?!?

Do you mean "THE END?"

Surely he must mean:

Flash, thinking: "Man, this girl is REALLY turning me on!"
Girl he's "think-talking" with: "What? Flash?"

I really just mean damn near anything from Flash Gordon*.  Though my personal favorite is Prince Vultan (Brian Blessed) saying "What a damn nuisance!" after being told of a law that prevents him from executing another prince.


*which I seem to mention at least once a week on these boards.
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 04, 2009, 11:01:07 AM
if you guys havent figured out, steve is a Queen fan.  seeing as Queen did the Flash Gordon theme song, im not too surprised steve is a Flash fan (despite any other reason he may actually like the movie).
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 04, 2009, 01:23:08 PM
if you guys havent figured out, steve is a Queen fan.  seeing as Queen did the Flash Gordon theme song, im not too surprised steve is a Flash fan (despite any other reason he may actually like the movie).

I think my fanship of both falls into the old "Chicken or Egg" conundrum.

The first time I heard Queen was probably the first time I saw Flash Gordon.

I'll shut up now.
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Post by: snogrog on June 04, 2009, 04:40:47 PM
It's okay Steve. I love that movie. Got to see it in a theater last year and it was a TREAT.
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Post by: snogrog on June 04, 2009, 04:48:42 PM
Forgot to add this. Saw this gem last night. From the 2007 remake of Halloween:

"Mmm. Mmm. She's gettin' a mighty fine lookin' dumper on her. "
               - Ronnie White (after watching Judith Myers walk up the stairs wearing a super tight pair of shorts)


Go Rob Zombie, GO!
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 05, 2009, 05:39:01 AM
It's okay Steve. I love that movie. Got to see it in a theater last year and it was a TREAT.

I don't think I've EVER seen it in a theater.  That would be more than a treat.  Oh man, I gotta make this happen out here in L.A.

And in response to your Halloween remake quote, I'll offer this quote from the original...

"I think it was Steve Todd!"
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Post by: Come on, Jason on June 06, 2009, 02:04:10 PM
(http://www.frozenpond.com/images/wanchuk.jpg)

"I was in Florida once on a southern tour, where I met this little redhead who was an underwater specialist."

Slapshot
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 08, 2009, 06:09:10 AM
Possibly the most off-putting picture on these boards.
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Post by: snogrog on June 08, 2009, 03:34:12 PM
Possibly The most off-putting picture on these boards.

Fixed!
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on June 08, 2009, 11:22:27 PM
I don't know who that actor is, Dorvid, but I cannot look at him without hearing him in The Untouchables saying to Sean Connery in that cabin "Why don't you kiss my ass?!"
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 11, 2009, 07:26:32 AM
I don't know who that actor is, Dorvid, but I cannot look at him without hearing him in The Untouchables saying to Sean Connery in that cabin "Why don't you kiss my ass?!"

According to my research on IMDb, that actor is Brad Sullivan.  He's played plenty of off-putting loudmouths.

In honor of Lisa Jane Persky (who is up 27% on IMDB), from Peggy Sue Got Married

"Go stuff your bra!" ~ Delores Dodge.

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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 14, 2009, 08:54:54 AM


"Francis, you really need to see somebody."
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 15, 2009, 12:05:08 PM
i dont know about movie quotes, but my bloody valentine is worth getting the friends together and talking through.
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 16, 2009, 06:43:39 PM
i dont know about movie quotes, but my bloody valentine is worth getting the friends together and talking through.

I am certain that this will happen sometime in the near future with no effort from myself.
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Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on June 17, 2009, 03:03:54 PM
i dont know about movie quotes, but my bloody valentine is worth getting the friends together and talking through.

I am certain that this will happen sometime in the near future with no effort from myself.

dont be afraid to invite people with social drinking tendencies; it's a good movie to watch while more "relaxed" than usual.
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Post by: citizenlewis on June 18, 2009, 12:57:50 PM
"Fuck you, Fucker"- Shakes the Clown
"Hey whore, how's the whorin'?" - Austin Stories
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Post by: citizenlewis on June 18, 2009, 12:58:36 PM
"Fuck you, Fucker"- Shakes the Clown
"Hey whore, how's the whorin'?" - Austin Stories

Oops.  Austin Stories was a TV show.  Sorry
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 19, 2009, 05:39:13 AM
"Fuck you, Fucker"- Shakes the Clown
"Hey whore, how's the whorin'?" - Austin Stories

Oops.  Austin Stories was a TV show.  Sorry

We'll let it slide.  Your inclusion of Shakes the Clown helped.  Maybe something less filthy next time.  That movie is full of quality, PG lines.

i.e. "I had a salad, a muffin.  Light lunch.  Nothin' heavy. Feel good!"

or  "Well, I'm from back east and I ain't never laid eyes on ya!"

or  "I'm INSANE!  No, I'm not insane... I just didn't wear my crystal today."
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Post by: Chris L on June 19, 2009, 04:44:31 PM
"I never forget a face.  Especially if I've sat on it."  - Crimes of Passion
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 22, 2009, 05:07:43 AM
Apparently I need to watch Crimes of Passion again.

From Be Kind, Rewind ...

"(whispering) Great movie you got there!  I'm in it!"
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Post by: Wes on June 22, 2009, 09:03:29 AM
Punisher: War Zone, as accurately transcribed by the IMDb:

Quote from: Dominic West, in his final film role
Billy Russoti: Billy's dead. Call Me Jigsaw.
[Followed by an awkward silence]

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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on June 22, 2009, 10:27:26 AM
"If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he would never stop throwing up."
                                                            -Max Von Sydow in Hannah and Her Sisters
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Post by: James W on June 22, 2009, 11:45:57 AM
"The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my nickname."
-Star Trek
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Post by: Spoony on June 23, 2009, 08:54:50 AM
"Fuck you, Fucker"- Shakes the Clown

You don't see anything here but a couple of clown's sitting down to a plate of beef. A plate of white, powdery beef.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 25, 2009, 05:26:11 AM
"Fuck you, Fucker"- Shakes the Clown

You don't see anything here but a couple of clown's sitting down to a plate of beef. A plate of white, powdery beef.

That goes through my head every time I have to cut through the meat department at the grocery store.  Tom Kinney... Who'da thunk?
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 27, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
From the Dark Knight

"Miaybie Hiarviey Dient ies thie Biatmian"
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Post by: Chris in Somerville, Mass. on June 29, 2009, 08:27:30 PM
Oh, is this the part where I'm supposed to say, 'What is this all about?', and he says, 'Shut up! I ask the questions!'
- Elliott Gould (The Long Goodbye)
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Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on July 04, 2009, 04:20:40 AM
From Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen...

"Is this movie over yet?"*


*not said by a character, but by several theater patrons.
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Post by: Spoony on July 05, 2009, 06:40:17 PM
From this last season of Weeds*-

"No man is pudding."




*Although Weeds is TV, I watched it through Netflix and assert the validity. Alright, whatever...it really shouldn't be here. Sue me.
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Post by: NJL on July 05, 2009, 06:44:19 PM
And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: kittykittymeowmixhead on July 05, 2009, 09:31:35 PM
Road House

Bouncer: Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?

Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.

Bouncer: What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

Dalton: Is she?
             
(laughter)
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Post by: DoodleJump! on July 05, 2009, 09:38:04 PM
And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.

This quote came up today on one of my Apples to Apples cards! Whoa!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: kittykittymeowmixhead on July 07, 2009, 07:51:01 PM
Jessica Biel in Next:

"You can see things before they happen..."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on July 11, 2009, 06:19:02 AM
Jessica Biel in Next:

"You can see things before they happen..."

Somebody recently told me that Next was "awesome."

Also from Biel...

http://www.friendsoftom.com/forum/index.php/topic,4714.540.html
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on July 12, 2009, 06:35:09 AM
an awesome quote is...

"I saved Latin. What did you ever do?"

-Max Fischer "Rushmore"

Just reading that made me want to go home and watch Rushmore again, IMMEDIATELY!!!

"Unlock it!!!"
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Post by: JonFromMaplewood on July 12, 2009, 09:31:43 PM
"It's a UNIX SYSTEM!"

               -Girl in Jurassic Park
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Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on July 13, 2009, 12:06:32 AM
Punisher: War Zone, as accurately transcribed by the IMDb:

Quote from: Dominic West, in his final film role
Billy Russoti: Billy's dead. Call Me Jigsaw.
[Followed by an awkward silence]



This cracked me up.  Though I'm going to start saying this and seeing if it elicits awkward silence.  Starting with my class this Tuesday.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on July 13, 2009, 02:19:14 AM
Punisher: War Zone, as accurately transcribed by the IMDb:

Quote from: Dominic West, in his final film role
Billy Russoti: Billy's dead. Call Me Jigsaw.
[Followed by an awkward silence]



This cracked me up.  Though I'm going to start saying this and seeing if it elicits awkward silence.  Starting with my class this Tuesday.

Also from Punisher Warzone:

"You're gonna make it!" said to a man with an axe stuck in the left side of his chest.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on August 02, 2009, 04:17:22 AM
"If we go your way that's four inches.  We go my way, that's an inch and a half. You wanna buy the extra gas?"
~Steve Zissou
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Reeleyes on August 09, 2009, 12:04:58 AM
From this last season of Weeds*-

"No man is pudding."




*Although Weeds is TV, I watched it through Netflix and assert the validity. Alright, whatever...it really shouldn't be here. Sue me.

Also from TV but I think it one of the funniest things I've ever heard:

Tracy Jordan: Jack, do you like Phil Collins?

Jack Doneghy: I have two ears and a heart, don't I?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on August 09, 2009, 03:09:08 AM
From this last season of Weeds*-

"No man is pudding."




*Although Weeds is TV, I watched it through Netflix and assert the validity. Alright, whatever...it really shouldn't be here. Sue me.

Also from TV but I think it one of the funniest things I've ever heard:

Tracy Jordan: Jack, do you like Phil Collins?

Jack Doneghy: I have two ears and a heart, don't I?

Awesome.

Back to movies!  From the new "blockbuster" G.I. Joe ...

"...." ~ Snake Eyes.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Martin on August 15, 2009, 06:01:32 AM
"He was so perfect, he could eat soup with a corkscrew."

-- Annette Bening, The Grifters
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: fyodor on August 15, 2009, 10:48:27 PM
From Barton Fink:

"Sex? He's a man! We wrestled!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Matt on August 16, 2009, 04:23:44 PM
Kris Kristofferson's flubbed line from BIG TOP PEE WEE:

"I'll tell you what kind of snow, Showball...Snowball!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: dnk on August 16, 2009, 06:24:30 PM
Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
-KISS KISS BANG BANG

P.S. I have no idea how this thread works. Do we just post random movie quotes we love and comment?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Pete from oz on August 17, 2009, 02:05:53 AM
Toy Story 2:

"I despise that chicken."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on August 17, 2009, 02:52:01 AM
Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
-KISS KISS BANG BANG

P.S. I have no idea how this thread works. Do we just post random movie quotes we love and comment?

Basically, post a quote that you think would NEVER make it on one of those highfalutin "Movie Quotes" lists, but that you find memorable all the same.

So, stuff like "Use the Force, Luke." or "We're gonna need a bigger boat." are too well known, and therefore not nearly cool enough to make it on to this list.

You may have also noticed the "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend" thread.  There, we take well-known quotes and maim them just slightly, in honor of a caller who tried to put Scarface's "Say hello to my little friend!" on to Tom's Movie Quote list, but wound up misquoting it by saying "Get ready to meet my little friend!"  This small incident sparked a bonfire of hilarity.

Keep contributing to both!!!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: fredfoster on August 17, 2009, 12:18:57 PM
"Go away I got the room 'till 12 o'clock." -Surviving the Game
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: DoodleJump! on August 17, 2009, 03:01:45 PM
You may have also noticed the "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend" thread.  There, we take well-known quotes and maim them just slightly, in honor of a caller who tried to put Scarface's "Say hello to my little friend!" on to Tom's Movie Quote list, but wound up misquoting it by saying "Get ready to meet my little friend!"  This small incident sparked a bonfire of hilarity.

 Ah, family pride (?).

back on the topic-

Oh, I know, Miss Nalca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
- Kronk "Emperor's New Groove"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on August 17, 2009, 03:15:10 PM
Oh, I know, Miss Nalca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
- Kronk "Emperor's New Groove"

I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Reeleyes on August 17, 2009, 11:35:00 PM
"That's great! I'll tell everybody you're coming. We're gonna play Twister and do breakdancing..."
-Rick Moranis. Ghostbusters
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on August 20, 2009, 05:26:36 AM
You may have also noticed the "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend" thread.  There, we take well-known quotes and maim them just slightly, in honor of a caller who tried to put Scarface's "Say hello to my little friend!" on to Tom's Movie Quote list, but wound up misquoting it by saying "Get ready to meet my little friend!"  This small incident sparked a bonfire of hilarity.

 Ah, family pride (?).

back on the topic-

Oh, I know, Miss Nalca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
- Kronk "Emperor's New Groove"

Was that your brudder that made that call?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: DoodleJump! on August 20, 2009, 08:26:01 AM
You may have also noticed the "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend" thread.  There, we take well-known quotes and maim them just slightly, in honor of a caller who tried to put Scarface's "Say hello to my little friend!" on to Tom's Movie Quote list, but wound up misquoting it by saying "Get ready to meet my little friend!"  This small incident sparked a bonfire of hilarity.

 Ah, family pride (?).

back on the topic-

Oh, I know, Miss Nalca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
- Kronk "Emperor's New Groove"

Was that your brudder that made that call?


Indeed.

"I have...a mole?" Robin Hood Men in Tights
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: fyodor on August 20, 2009, 11:11:34 PM
From Being There:

Chauffeur: Would you like a car?
Chance The Gardener: Yes! I would like a car!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris in Somerville, Mass. on August 21, 2009, 09:57:05 PM
Madeline: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss.
Madeline: Who's Frieda?
Fletch (walking out the door): My secretary.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on August 22, 2009, 07:51:30 AM
From Nacho Libre...

"Why can't we ever have just like a salad?"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Satchm0 on August 23, 2009, 08:05:53 PM
Roger Wade aka Billy Joe Smith: I tell you what we're gonna do, Marlboro. You're gonna take that goddamn J.C. Penney tie off and we're gonna have an old fashioned man to man drinking party.
Philip Marlowe: Well, that's okay but I'm not taking off the tie.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: nec13 on August 23, 2009, 11:28:23 PM
Harry Moseby: "I saw a Rohmer film once. It was kind of like watching paint dry."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on August 24, 2009, 12:17:50 AM
Harry Moseby: "I saw a Rohmer film once. It was kind of like watching paint dry."

NIGHT MOVES.   That movie had a wild, implausible ending (in an interesting way). 

Some trivia from imdb:

The house belonging to James Woods' character Quentin was owned by Phil Kaufman, road manager for Gram Parsons at the time of his death. Kaufman's subsequent actions became the basis for the film Grand Theft Parsons (2003). Night Moves (1975) cast and crew were shooting at the house the day the police came to question Kaufman, and as they were taking him away, Arthur Penn turned to Gene Hackman and said, "Man, we're shooting the wrong movie".
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on August 24, 2009, 07:51:46 AM
Harry Moseby: "I saw a Rohmer film once. It was kind of like watching paint dry."

NIGHT MOVES.   That movie had a wild, implausible ending (in an interesting way). 

Some trivia from imdb:

The house belonging to James Woods' character Quentin was owned by Phil Kaufman, road manager for Gram Parsons at the time of his death. Kaufman's subsequent actions became the basis for the film Grand Theft Parsons (2003). Night Moves (1975) cast and crew were shooting at the house the day the police came to question Kaufman, and as they were taking him away, Arthur Penn turned to Gene Hackman and said, "Man, we're shooting the wrong movie".

I now have to see this immediately ... But it'll have to wait until after I return I'm Alan Partridge, disc 1.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on August 29, 2009, 06:15:11 AM
A truly great line from The Burbs (if this has been mentioned on this thread before, please let me know)...

"I've never seen that.  I've never seen somebody drive their garbage out to the street, then bash the hell out of it with a stick.  I've never seen that."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: fyodor on August 31, 2009, 08:55:16 PM
Harry Moseby: "I saw a Rohmer film once. It was kind of like watching paint dry."

This has nothing to do with this thread but I wanted to say I love your Beano avatar/icon/picture.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: PatrickChew on September 01, 2009, 03:46:09 PM
A truly great line from The Burbs (if this has been mentioned on this thread before, please let me know)...

"I've never seen that.  I've never seen somebody drive their garbage out to the street, then bash the hell out of it with a stick.  I've never seen that."

So many great quotes from the Burbs, but many of them must be said out loud in a Brother Theodore voice. (e.g.,"It was parked outside ALL DAY!")

Another favorite is when Corey Feldman jumps on the cop car to stall them:
"Help! These people are in my parents house, and they're eating all our food!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on September 01, 2009, 05:14:38 PM
A truly great line from The Burbs (if this has been mentioned on this thread before, please let me know)...

"I've never seen that.  I've never seen somebody drive their garbage out to the street, then bash the hell out of it with a stick.  I've never seen that."

So many great quotes from the Burbs, but many of them must be said out loud in a Brother Theodore voice. (e.g.,"It was parked outside ALL DAY!")

Another favorite is when Corey Feldman jumps on the cop car to stall them:
"Help! These people are in my parents house, and they're eating all our food!"

Agreed.

MORE MOVIE QUOTES, FOLKS!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on September 06, 2009, 02:24:30 PM
"WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Matt on September 06, 2009, 03:40:22 PM
"WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'"

And it's follow-up, "That's true - women DO shop."

I'll say it: Eddie Murphy's THE NUTTY PROFESSOR...pretty great. Parts of it, anyway.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on September 06, 2009, 09:18:15 PM
"WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'"

And it's follow-up, "That's true - women DO shop."


Ha! That's right! I almost forgot about that.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: dnk on September 07, 2009, 01:12:46 AM
"Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather..."
-Kunu, FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on September 07, 2009, 10:10:13 PM
"He'll flip you. For real."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on September 13, 2009, 06:07:30 AM
"He'll flip you. For real."

That is a good one.  And so is "This will be a naughty caprice!" That CD has been stuck in my car stereo for two weeks, and in no way is that depressing.  I should change the quote at the bottom of my posts to

"I KNOW HOW MUCH CUMQUATS COST!!!"


BUT to continue with movie quotes, here's one from Star Wars that I don't think is appreciated enough.

"Jmmbabet!" said by the Jawa negotiator, of course.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on September 28, 2009, 06:44:12 PM
"He'll flip you. For real."

That is a good one.  And so is "This will be a naughty caprice!" That CD has been stuck in my car stereo for two weeks, and in no way is that depressing.  I should change the quote at the bottom of my posts to

"I KNOW HOW MUCH CUMQUATS COST!!!"


BUT to continue with movie quotes, here's one from Star Wars that I don't think is appreciated enough.

"Jmmbabet!" said by the Jawa negotiator, of course.

HA! Oh Steve In North Hollywood, I just read your post today and it made my day for so many reasons.  "Jmmbabet!"  Priceless.

Totally unrelated, I would like to add from "Aguirre, Wrath of God:"

Aguirre: What are they saying?
Translator: They are saying "Meat is floating by."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: snogrog on September 29, 2009, 01:06:08 AM
"Master Francis is taking his bath."
"OH YEAH?! WHERE ARE THEY HOSING HIM DOWN?!"

Ca-lassic.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Lyle Hemmings on September 30, 2009, 11:35:58 AM
"Well fuck you, for sure, like totally!"
Nick Cage delivery + valleyspeak = best windows error sound
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Lyle Hemmings on September 30, 2009, 12:07:31 PM
could anyone place this for me?

A walks into shop
B: There you are.
A: Did you miss me?
B: No, but there you are.

I have no idea what that's from or why it's stuck in my mind like that.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on September 30, 2009, 12:46:29 PM
could anyone place this for me?

A walks into shop
B: There you are.
A: Did you miss me?
B: No, but there you are.

I have no idea what that's from or why it's stuck in my mind like that.


That joke was in Austin Powers, not sure where else.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Lyle Hemmings on September 30, 2009, 01:06:11 PM
Well that's a bit disconcerting. I woke up this morning believing that I had never seen an austin powers film, now I just don't know what to think.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on September 30, 2009, 01:10:33 PM
Well that's a bit disconcerting. I woke up this morning believing that I had never seen an austin powers film, now I just don't know what to think.

"Yeah, hon!"  - Austin Powers
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Maine Man on September 30, 2009, 08:47:16 PM
Mr. Dumpkin: You don't need your family. You don't need your friends. As long as you have, a horsehead bookend

Student Bodies (1981)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Joe Rogaine on September 30, 2009, 10:29:53 PM
Whats the line from Kicking and Screaming? Sticker:"I would rather be deer hunting", "oh god no please dont he would already rather be deer hunting".
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on October 03, 2009, 08:11:17 AM
Mr. Dumpkin: You don't need your family. You don't need your friends. As long as you have, a horsehead bookend

Student Bodies (1981)

Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?  I never met anyone, outside the guys I grew up with and showed the movie to myself, that has seen Student Bodies!!!

Malvert forever!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on October 03, 2009, 08:35:26 AM
I have seen Student Bodies.

"I'm gonna kill the kid with the gum!"

Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Reeleyes on October 03, 2009, 01:41:16 PM
"Thrill Me"

Night of the Creeps
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Maine Man on October 03, 2009, 02:13:28 PM
Search for "Student Bodies, Malvert" on youtube. Freakiest looking dude.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on October 04, 2009, 03:15:41 AM
Search for "Student Bodies, Malvert" on youtube. Freakiest looking dude.

Yup!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Martin on October 04, 2009, 03:37:27 PM
"Dead guys don't breakdance!"

- GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Tell that to Nic Cage!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: theylive716 on October 05, 2009, 03:51:46 AM
Mr. Dumpkin: You don't need your family. You don't need your friends. As long as you have, a horsehead bookend

Student Bodies (1981)

Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?  I never met anyone, outside the guys I grew up with and showed the movie to myself, that has seen Student Bodies!!!

Malvert forever!

(on the phone) I'm gonna kill next at the football game. click.

Did you hang up?

No, i just said "click"...(then hangs up)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on October 05, 2009, 05:00:22 AM
Mr. Dumpkin: You don't need your family. You don't need your friends. As long as you have, a horsehead bookend

Student Bodies (1981)

Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?  I never met anyone, outside the guys I grew up with and showed the movie to myself, that has seen Student Bodies!!!

Malvert forever!

(on the phone) I'm gonna kill next at the football game. click.

Did you hang up?

No, i just said "click"...(then hangs up)



YES!!!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: theylive716 on October 05, 2009, 08:58:45 PM
Mr. Dumpkin: You don't need your family. You don't need your friends. As long as you have, a horsehead bookend

Student Bodies (1981)

Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?  I never met anyone, outside the guys I grew up with and showed the movie to myself, that has seen Student Bodies!!!

Malvert forever!

(on the phone) I'm gonna kill next at the football game. click.

Did you hang up?

No, i just said "click"...(then hangs up)



YES!!!

such a classic!
there's a guy at the end of my street that looks just like malvert... i tell this to everyone, and only one person has ever known what i'm talking about! shame on you, world!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on October 08, 2009, 08:09:17 AM
That guy is going to save your life one day.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on October 12, 2009, 12:10:55 AM
From A SERIOUS MAN:

"I didn't order a Santana Abraxas."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: theylive716 on October 12, 2009, 01:13:33 PM
That guy is going to save your life one day.

ha :) that may be true, but it would be quite the judgement call...
would i rather die or let this guy touch me? it's really 50/50 right now, the guy creeps me the hell out!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on October 17, 2009, 12:05:19 PM
That guy is going to save your life one day.

ha :) that may be true, but it would be quite the judgement call...
would i rather die or let this guy touch me? it's really 50/50 right now, the guy creeps me the hell out!

That's a very fair point.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: stephen on October 18, 2009, 04:00:33 AM
From Tommy and the Cool Mule
"I knew there was something freaky about that mule."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on October 30, 2009, 01:22:08 PM
From The Invention of Lying

"I work for Coke.  And I'm here to tell you to just keep buying Coke."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on November 02, 2009, 03:05:40 AM
Anything David Lo Pan said should be on there.


You're right Buffcoat.  And so I give you...

"Is it too much to ask, Thunder?  Kill him!  For me!!!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: wood and iron on November 02, 2009, 11:53:37 AM
From The Invention of Lying

"I work for Coke.  And I'm here to tell you to just keep buying Coke."

"Coke, it's very famous."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on November 07, 2009, 06:11:27 PM
Just watched Step Brothers and this one got me:  "You and your mom are hillbillies.  This is a house of learned doctors."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on November 08, 2009, 02:39:28 AM
Just watched Step Brothers and this one got me:  "You and your mom are hillbillies.  This is a house of learned doctors."

That is a good one.  Step Brothers has so many lines that sneak up on you after multiple screenings.  But my favorite is still...

"You wanna do karate in the garage?"
"YUP!!!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Harpsichord on November 11, 2009, 01:41:55 PM
Step Brothers has so many lines that sneak up on you after multiple screenings.  But my favorite is still...
I really love the "It's O.K. that mine's not movie-quality" that Will Farrel yells at the end.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on November 26, 2009, 07:09:11 AM
Step Brothers has so many lines that sneak up on you after multiple screenings.  But my favorite is still...
I really love the "It's O.K. that mine's not movie-quality" that Will Farrel yells at the end.

"Hustlerrrrrrrrrs!!!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: snogrog on December 02, 2009, 09:42:25 PM
I think one of my all time favorite sounds in a movie (it's not exactly a quote as it's not a word) is when Doc Brown makes his shocked noise when his model of the Delorean lights a bunch of rags on fire after demonstrating to Marty how they will send him back to the future in "Back to the Future." He makes this face and it gets me everytime:


(http://pneumaticaddict.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/doc_brown-full-1.jpg)

(apologies for the size. I have no idea how to resize it.)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: PatrickChew on December 09, 2009, 12:12:04 PM
I think one of my all time favorite sounds in a movie (it's not exactly a quote as it's not a word) is when Doc Brown makes his shocked noise when his model of the Delorean lights a bunch of rags on fire after demonstrating to Marty how they will send him back to the future in "Back to the Future." He makes this face and it gets me everytime:


(http://pneumaticaddict.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/doc_brown-full-1.jpg)

(apologies for the size. I have no idea how to resize it.)


(http://www.arachnoid.com/ChildrenOfNarcissus/images/sutherland_invasion_1978.jpg)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 09, 2009, 01:38:12 PM
Step Brothers has so many lines that sneak up on you after multiple screenings.

i saw Step Brothers in the theatre and hated it with a capital 'hate'.  somewhere between now and then, it got funny.  and at certain times, REALLY funny.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on December 11, 2009, 02:33:56 AM
Step Brothers has so many lines that sneak up on you after multiple screenings.

i saw Step Brothers in the theatre and hated it with a capital 'hate'.  somewhere between now and then, it got funny.  and at certain times, REALLY funny.

I'm sorry that you didn't fall in love with it from the very beginning.  But I am glad that you like it now. 

"We've got so much more room for activities!!!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on December 11, 2009, 09:11:20 AM
Step Brothers has so many lines that sneak up on you after multiple screenings.

i saw Step Brothers in the theatre and hated it with a capital 'hate'.  somewhere between now and then, it got funny.  and at certain times, REALLY funny.

I'm sorry that you didn't fall in love with it from the very beginning.  But I am glad that you like it now. 

"We've got so much more room for activities!!!"

my brother would quote it to me, cracking me up.  when i found out the lines were from the movie, i gave it a second try. 

personally, i blame it on the fact that i smoked pot (but didnt get high) before watching it the first time.  maybe pot puts me in a bad mood?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steeley Chris on December 11, 2009, 11:13:22 AM
"I'm sorry about the balls! It was a lucky shot, that's all!"
Sam Neill's first line from In The Mouth Of Madness
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: stephen on December 12, 2009, 09:09:02 PM
ANOTHER Sam Neill quote.  From Jurassic Park:
"They're moving in herds.  They do move in herds."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on December 12, 2009, 10:29:23 PM
And while we're on Will Ferrel movies:

"I am not exaggerating when I say my love for you is a billion times greater than the love for mankind Jesus felt on the cross."

-Dr. Rick Marshall to Chaka
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on December 13, 2009, 02:17:34 AM
And while we're on Will Ferrel movies:

"I am not exaggerating when I say my love for you is a billion times greater than the love for mankind Jesus felt on the cross."

-Dr. Rick Marshall to Chaka

I've said it before and I'll say it again:  Land of the Lost was just fine.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steeley Chris on December 13, 2009, 06:45:02 PM
And while we're on Will Ferrel movies:

"I am not exaggerating when I say my love for you is a billion times greater than the love for mankind Jesus felt on the cross."

-Dr. Rick Marshall to Chaka

I've said it before and I'll say it again:  Land of the Lost was just fine.
I thought it was hilarious.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on December 14, 2009, 04:28:41 AM
And while we're on Will Ferrel movies:

"I am not exaggerating when I say my love for you is a billion times greater than the love for mankind Jesus felt on the cross."

-Dr. Rick Marshall to Chaka

I've said it before and I'll say it again:  Land of the Lost was just fine.
I thought it was hilarious.

Believe me, when I say it's "just fine," I'm making a drastic understatement.  I thoroughly enjoyed that movie from start to finish.  But so many people disagree with me that I don't spend the energy to try to convince them anymore.  If they don't want to enjoy the movie, that's there problem.  I saw it twice in the theaters and laughed just as hard each time AND the cartoon work on the closing credits is some really cool stuff.

So, you heard it here:  If you're not sure about watching Will Ferrel, Anna Friel, Danny McBride and Jorma Whatshisname*, take it from not just your FOT Rookie of the Year, but also from a formerly published movie reviewer**, and spend some time in The Land Of The Lost.***

And so, in honor of it, I submit this favorite quote of mine:

"14,000 calories later, I found myself down at Subway... powering through a twelve-inch veggie on whole wheat, babbling to a cut-out of Jared." ~ Dr. Rick Marshall

*What's IMDb?

**Yes, I'm showing off.

***Having re-read John Hodgman's More Information Than You Require, my fondness for footnotes has increased.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: harris on December 15, 2009, 09:17:54 AM
In the movie Silent Night Deadly Night 2, the main character is walking down the street holding a gun during a rampage scene (that spans about one suburban block) and he sees a guy taking out the trash cans and says "It's Garbage Day."
(http://kindertrauma.com/images/misc/garbageday.jpg)

Also there is a scene where he is working for a restaraunt and is throwing away food in a back alley and he hears some guy getting mugged and says "He sounded like a squirrel getting his nuts squeezed."


(http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/images/silent/SILENT_2-4.jpg)(http://andromeda.plymouthlibrary.org/blog/libchoice/images/Garbageday!.jpg)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on December 20, 2009, 07:10:17 AM
From Avatar ...


"See this?  This is "unobtanium" and it sells for a twenty million a kilo."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on January 09, 2010, 05:45:31 AM
Another from The Hangover...


Lady cop: "Not up in here."

Riggle cop:  "NOT UP IN HERE!!!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on January 17, 2010, 03:21:32 AM
From Big Fan...


"Ha!!!  ...Ha! Ha! Ha!!!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on January 29, 2010, 05:50:13 AM
From The Hangover...

"It's not illegal. It's frowned upon."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Andy Harwoos on February 01, 2010, 01:50:40 AM
From Trust:

"Everyone uses Laserdiscs now. You can't damage the surface of a laserdisc. They're digital"

Charles Laughton in Journey to the Center of the Earth:

"Sleep? I never sleep. I hate those little slices of death."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on February 01, 2010, 05:39:44 AM
I like it.  More please!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Jason From Buffalo on February 01, 2010, 12:25:23 PM
Pee Wee's Big Adventure:
Do you have dreams, PeeWee?
Yeah, I had a dream once, I was all alone, rolling a big donut, and this snake wearing a vest...
Not those kind of dreams silly!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Andy Harwoos on February 02, 2010, 04:27:23 PM
I hope this line from the Hobbit makes it into the film:

"I am gandulf and gandulf means me! To think that I should have lived to be good-morninged by belladonna took's son, as if I was selling buttons at the door!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on February 05, 2010, 03:05:21 AM
Pee Wee's Big Adventure:
Do you have dreams, PeeWee?
Yeah, I had a dream once, I was all alone, rolling a big donut, and this snake wearing a vest...
Not those kind of dreams silly!

Also from Pee Wee's Big Adventure, and possibly posted in this thread before... And possibly even posted by myself, but it's just that legendary...

Pee Wee:  DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE WITH THE REST OF US, AMAZING LARRY!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: kevin_ on February 15, 2010, 07:46:57 AM
Rewatched the Departed the other day and I can't stop thinking about "Don't laugh! This ain't reality TV!"

Googled it and I guess it might have become a Jack-ism already.

And I think about this about a handful of times a week.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXN4gOIG3NQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: fyodor on February 19, 2010, 12:43:37 AM
From Edge of Darkness:

Mel Gibson: Everything's illegal in Massachusetts!!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on March 01, 2010, 03:18:07 PM
"1 out of 25? You are spectacularly not psychic."

-Psychic to Doug Benson in "Super High Me"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: badgrammer on March 01, 2010, 03:52:39 PM
Pee Wee's Big Adventure:
Do you have dreams, PeeWee?
Yeah, I had a dream once, I was all alone, rolling a big donut, and this snake wearing a vest...
Not those kind of dreams silly!

Also from Pee Wee's Big Adventure, and possibly posted in this thread before... And possibly even posted by myself, but it's just that legendary...

Pee Wee:  DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE WITH THE REST OF US, AMAZING LARRY!?!?!?!?

That IS the best line in the ENTIRE movie~!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: orangewhip on March 11, 2010, 12:45:55 AM
"Like, we got our own lives to live! Like, we haven't had breakfast yet!"

-It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on March 15, 2010, 05:45:26 AM
I watched 1993's Matinee again this week, starring John Goodman.  If you remember, the whole movie revolves around the release of a horror movie called Mant about a man who gets turned into a giant ant.  This exchange is from one of the short clips from Mant...

Mant has been placed in a jail cell during the early stages of his tranformation. He has an ant's head and claws.  His wife pleads with him...

Carole:       "Bill, I just wish you could listen to me and put the insect aside."

Bill/Mant:    "Insecticide!  Where!?!?!?"


Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Big Plastic Head on March 15, 2010, 01:30:22 PM
Watched the pretty bad "Year One" With J. Black and M. Cera. (Don't judge me.) However, David cross made me laugh with his delivery of this line as he is walking JB and MC around the city of Sodom:

"You know what I love about Sodom? The sodomy."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: buffcoat on March 15, 2010, 03:46:51 PM
Watched the pretty bad "Year One" With J. Black and M. Cera. (Don't judge me.) However, David cross made me laugh with his delivery of this line as he is walking JB and MC around the city of Sodom:

"You know what I love about Sodom? The sodomy."

I also thought this movie was bad.

Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Big Plastic Head on March 15, 2010, 03:49:50 PM
Watched the pretty bad "Year One" With J. Black and M. Cera. (Don't judge me.) However, David cross made me laugh with his delivery of this line as he is walking JB and MC around the city of Sodom:

"You know what I love about Sodom? The sodomy."

I also thought this movie was bad.



We new better but we still watched. What's wrong with us?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: buffcoat on March 15, 2010, 05:34:44 PM
Watched the pretty bad "Year One" With J. Black and M. Cera. (Don't judge me.) However, David cross made me laugh with his delivery of this line as he is walking JB and MC around the city of Sodom:

"You know what I love about Sodom? The sodomy."

I also thought this movie was bad.



We new better but we still watched. What's wrong with us?

How long do you have to listen?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Big Plastic Head on March 15, 2010, 07:04:06 PM
Watched the pretty bad "Year One" With J. Black and M. Cera. (Don't judge me.) However, David cross made me laugh with his delivery of this line as he is walking JB and MC around the city of Sodom:

"You know what I love about Sodom? The sodomy."

I also thought this movie was bad.



We new better but we still watched. What's wrong with us?

How long do you have to listen?

Total time logged in: 14 days, 3 hours and 50 minutes.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: buffcoat on March 16, 2010, 12:10:32 AM
Watched the pretty bad "Year One" With J. Black and M. Cera. (Don't judge me.) However, David cross made me laugh with his delivery of this line as he is walking JB and MC around the city of Sodom:

"You know what I love about Sodom? The sodomy."

I also thought this movie was bad.



We new better but we still watched. What's wrong with us?

How long do you have to listen?

Total time logged in: 14 days, 3 hours and 50 minutes.

Total time logged in: 24 days, 7 hours and 34 minutes
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on March 18, 2010, 11:00:24 PM
Watched the pretty bad "Year One" With J. Black and M. Cera. (Don't judge me.) However, David cross made me laugh with his delivery of this line as he is walking JB and MC around the city of Sodom:

"You know what I love about Sodom? The sodomy."

I also thought this movie was bad.



I agree ... and yet I know I'll probably sit through it ten more times in my life.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Rev. Calvin Butts on March 19, 2010, 12:21:11 AM
There's that part of that one movie where Jim tries again and again to make sweet love to Nancy, and Nancy is simply having none of it.  And to show her disinterest in Jim, she holds her right hand, palm front, to Jim to make it clear how she feels.  Jim comes every morning to Nancy's house, and every morning he sees her response, a flat hand-front.  And, since it's morning, it has it's own peculiar morning stench.

After 3 years, he's grown so use to it, that he knows that when he knocks that door, he knows he's going to see the hand and the wafting smell that goes along with it.  And it has become so welcome that he greets her with the following: "I love the smell of Nay-palm in the morning".
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on March 20, 2010, 05:41:46 AM
There's that part of that one movie where Jim tries again and again to make sweet love to Nancy, and Nancy is simply having none of it.  And to show her disinterest in Jim, she holds her right hand, palm front, to Jim to make it clear how she feels.  Jim comes every morning to Nancy's house, and every morning he sees her response, a flat hand-front.  And, since it's morning, it has it's own peculiar morning stench.

After 3 years, he's grown so use to it, that he knows that when he knocks that door, he knows he's going to see the hand and the wafting smell that goes along with it.  And it has become so welcome that he greets her with the following: "I love the smell of Nay-palm in the morning".

I'm very confused!  Did that really happen in a movie, or does this belong in the "Get Ready To Meet My Little Friend" thread?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on May 23, 2010, 09:33:08 AM
From Zodiac...

Paul Avery: (to Det. Dave Toschi) Hey, Bullit!  It's been a year, you gonna catch this f@#%in' guy or not?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 04, 2010, 02:14:52 PM
I'll keep it clean.

In Shopgirl when Schwartzman and Danes are doing the deed, the cat is attcking Schwartzman's privates and he says:
"It feels like someone's throwing cotton balls at me."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Paul DePhiladelphia on June 05, 2010, 08:42:30 PM
Billy the Kid:

"To me crime doesn't pay."

"Years of loneliness have been murder."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: waltkellysghost on June 07, 2010, 03:11:20 AM
from Badlands:

Martin Sheen - Hey, you wanna smash our hands with a rock as a symbol of our love?

Sissy Spacek - Naw. That'd hurt!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on June 27, 2010, 06:53:59 AM
From Chinatown

"All right, Curly. Enough's enough. You can't eat the Venetian blinds... I just had them installed on Wednesday."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on July 10, 2010, 05:57:38 AM
From 1987's The Monster Squad

Patrick's Sister:  "Well, Steve.  But he doesn't count!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JimmyKustes on July 28, 2010, 10:43:53 PM
Here you go 100 movie quotes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Quilombo on July 29, 2010, 08:08:43 PM
Ewan McGregor in Rogue Trader while looking into a mirror:

"I, Nicholas Leeson, have lost 50 million quid, IN ONE DAAAAY!!!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on August 01, 2010, 05:12:00 AM
The movie is Inception.  The actor is Ken Watanabe...

"I bought the airline.  It seemed neater."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on October 15, 2010, 06:21:26 PM
Jackass 1:
"I was Lon Cheney's lover."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on October 17, 2010, 10:29:57 AM
Jackass 1:
"I was Lon Cheney's lover."

YES!!!


From The Social Network...

"We can do that ourselves.  I'm six-five, two-twenty and there's two of me."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Joe Rogaine on October 23, 2010, 06:36:05 AM
"Look like you love me like were a couple that's in love and we span time together" 

"Were the couple that doesn't touch each other we like each other, we span time, but we don't touch each other"

"Were in love were spanning time"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on October 23, 2010, 07:58:03 AM
Jackass 1:
"I was Lon Cheney's lover."

YES!!!


YES AGAIN!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on October 23, 2010, 10:12:21 AM
"Look like you love me like were a couple that's in love and we span time together" 

"Were the couple that doesn't touch each other we like each other, we span time, but we don't touch each other"

"Were in love were spanning time"

Luther, what on earth is that from?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: snogrog on October 23, 2010, 11:41:53 AM
From Groundhog Day, my favorite of the Ned encounters:

"‎Ned Ryerson! I have missed you SO much. I don't know where you're headed but...can you call in sick?"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Joe Rogaine on October 24, 2010, 06:10:00 AM
"Look like you love me like were a couple that's in love and we span time together" 

"Were the couple that doesn't touch each other we like each other, we span time, but we don't touch each other"

"Were in love were spanning time"



Luther, what on earth is that from?




Here is the scene, i probably didnt get the lines exactly right but it was something to that effect. I just think its funny how he keeps saying "span time".


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2790389 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2790389)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on October 24, 2010, 09:40:24 AM
I'm a bit upset with myself for not recognizing it.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Paul DeLouisiana on December 07, 2010, 02:37:32 PM
I really love the quote in Vacation when Chevy Chase is in a bad neighborhood and this one hoodlum says "Man, fuck yo motha!"

What About Bob: "C'mon man I'm in really bad shape. Look at me. Please, gimme, gimme, gimme, I need, I need, I need!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: yesno on December 19, 2010, 07:42:51 AM
Raider's of the Lost Ark:

"Try the local sewer."

Why does it have to be the local sewer?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Kiwi_Herman on December 19, 2010, 05:15:46 PM
"Somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb!" - Batman

From The In-Laws:

Sheldon: There's no reason to shoot at me, I'm a dentist.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Rhymes with Don Draper on December 20, 2010, 10:21:45 PM
This dialogue is from the Brian De Palma movie The Fury:

Peter Sandza (played by Kirk Douglas): Ask Childress if all this was worth his arm.
Bob: What? Did you do something to his arm, Peter?
Peter Sandza: I killed it. With a machine gun.

"I killed it.  With a machine gun."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Denim Gremlin on December 23, 2010, 04:28:10 PM
from Badlands:

Martin Sheen - Hey, you wanna smash our hands with a rock as a symbol of our love?

Sissy Spacek - Naw. That'd hurt!

that one's great. my favorite though is after Kit dumps the body in the basement and he comes up holding a toaster and just says, "I found a toaster."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on December 23, 2010, 05:54:33 PM
from Badlands:

Martin Sheen - Hey, you wanna smash our hands with a rock as a symbol of our love?

Sissy Spacek - Naw. That'd hurt!

that one's great. my favorite though is after Kit dumps the body in the basement and he comes up holding a toaster and just says, "I found a toaster."

YES! These strange little moments are sorely missed in post-hiatus Malick. 
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Hugman 3.0 on December 25, 2010, 11:20:37 AM
Has anyone represented Drugstore Cowboy on this thread? Hell, maybe I have, I can't remember.
-"A Sheriff's convention no less"
-"Look at me, Babe, I'm hysterical"
-"Mayfield is for pussies, and that's why you have an eight handicap"
-Bob: Why do they call it the Josephine.
 Rick: I don't know the guy I rented it from was named Dale. Maybe Josephine sounds better.
-(sound of someone playing scales on a trumpet followed by an exasperrated "Shut up!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on February 13, 2011, 12:11:46 AM
"MAYBE you should let me finish speaking!" - Atlas Shrugged (2011). And that's just from the trailer for part 1!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on February 13, 2011, 03:40:40 AM
I really love the quote in Vacation when Chevy Chase is in a bad neighborhood and this one hoodlum says "Man, fuck yo motha!"

What About Bob: "C'mon man I'm in really bad shape. Look at me. Please, gimme, gimme, gimme, I need, I need, I need!"

Big time YES! to the WAB quote.  I think that might be even funnier than "Doctor Marvin! Ahoy!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Alex_from_the_woods on February 13, 2011, 09:11:58 AM
Planet of the Apes

Dr. Zaius: I see you've brought the female of your species. I didn't realize that man could be monogamous.
George Taylor: On this planet, it's easy.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on February 13, 2011, 10:03:05 AM
From Albert Brooks' REAL LIFE:

"Look, I'm afraid these people are close to complete personality disintegration."
"Oh, don't make me laugh.  I don't remember a time in my whole life when I haven't been close to complete personality disintegration."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on March 12, 2011, 04:23:40 AM
Just came from seeing Battle:Los Angeles.  Best line in the movie:

"We already had breakfast, sir."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Paul DeLouisiana on March 12, 2011, 08:19:49 PM
Silent Night Deadly Night 2: "I'm beginning to enjoy this picture."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Denim Gremlin on March 15, 2011, 02:49:15 PM
"the answer is......four??"

The answer is ... 4? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZfpwfQ58Ds&feature=related#)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on March 15, 2011, 03:50:55 PM
"In my dreams, I'm the Wizard Master."  - Nightmare On Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on March 18, 2011, 12:35:00 AM
"Hello. It's nice to meet you. I'd like to tour your slaughterhouse."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Paul DeLouisiana on March 18, 2011, 07:45:44 AM
"Hello. It's nice to meet you. I'd like to tour your slaughterhouse."

In a Year with 13 Moons by Fassbinder?
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on March 18, 2011, 09:34:41 AM
"Hello. It's nice to meet you. I'd like to tour your slaughterhouse."

In a Year with 13 Moons by Fassbinder?

Close. Temple Grandin.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Pidgeon on March 18, 2011, 02:25:04 PM
From Winnebago Man: "Fuck you, Buddha."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on March 22, 2011, 10:30:27 PM
From Winter's Bone...

"Do we eat these parts?"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steeley Chris on April 19, 2011, 10:39:25 PM
From Pirate Radio:
"Try and fuck your way out of this one Mark!" - (Rhys Darby)
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Steve in North Hollywood on May 16, 2011, 04:09:58 PM
From THOR...

Thor:  I need a horse!
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: JonFromMaplewood on July 22, 2011, 01:20:03 PM
From Albert Brooks' Defending Your Life:

"I'm gonna bringa you nine pies...to take with you!"
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: daveB from Oakland on September 22, 2011, 09:56:43 PM
"If I hear 'Yah Mo B There' one more time, I'm going to yah mo burn this place to the ground".
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: Chris L on March 06, 2012, 02:16:12 AM
From the Ian Curtis biopic CONTROL:

"It could be worse... you could be the lead singer of The Fall."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: nec13 on March 06, 2012, 12:21:50 PM
"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: fonpr on March 06, 2012, 12:25:08 PM
"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."
That quote explains so much.
Title: Re: Movie Quotes Continued
Post by: nec13 on March 06, 2012, 12:40:35 PM
"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."
That quote explains so much.

It also explains why I always seem to be broke.