I'd like to suggest that the right Pee Wee's Big Adventure quote is, "Francis is busy!"
I should have suggested this one:
"We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the Book."
- Father Ripper, Heathers
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I'd like to suggest that the right Pee Wee's Big Adventure quote is, "Francis is busy!"
THERE'S your Pee Wee quote! That's what I was looking for, people! Nobody wants a line from Pee Wee's mouth! Francis's creepy dad is the key!
And someone please note 'I want to take his FACE... OFF'. That's Top Five material.
Tom.
My favorite line from Francis' Dad is "Fruit please." When asked what flavor of (trick) gum he'd like. Its all in the delivery.
Paul F Tompkins already did the best one, Silence of the Lambs' "Was she a great big fat person?"
"The ice is freezing faster than it's melting!!"
There needs to be a quote from Big Trouble in Little China on this list. I don't care which one.
- "Son of a bitch must pay!"
- "It's all in the reflexes..."
- "Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."
- "You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?" "Who?" "Jack Burton! ME!"
- "Lo Pan is down there." "Down where?" "Where is the universe?"
"How'd you get up there?" "Wasn't easy."
"My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki."
- So I Married an Axe Murderer
"We are not the same. I'm an American and you're a sick asshole."
- Falling Down
Ed Wood the movie has several list worthy quotes:
Bill Murray - "...It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. But it wasn't until I saw your movie that I realized I have to take action! Goodbye, penis!"
Bela - "...Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff does not deserve to smell my SHIT! That Limey cocksucker can rot in hell for all I care!"
"Let's shoot this fucker!"
Sploops, would it be fair to say that you are a fan of the toilet talk?
"My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki."
- So I Married an Axe Murderer
I love my dead gay son
"My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki."
- So I Married an Axe Murderer
Alternately:
"You know, what this room needs is a really big, oversized poster of Atlantic City."I love my dead gay son
Jesus CHRIST what is this from?
- "It's all in the reflexes..."
"My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki."
- So I Married an Axe Murderer
Alternately:
"You know, what this room needs is a really big, oversized poster of Atlantic City."I love my dead gay son
Jesus CHRIST what is this from?
heathers
"Where are the paper towels?" - some guy in Inland Empire
the longer cut
plenty of classic lines here (a little toilet-talk tho, not for the kiddies)
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"If we ever get married, I'm getting a divorce!"
"Holy bananas, it's a girl's leg!"
Two awesome quotes from Herschell Gordon Lewis' Color Me Blood Red.
Troll 2Troll is an awesome movie. But I will never watch Troll 2 again.
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Now that's what I callmusicacting. (20sec.)
Scrooged:
"You've got a program featuring America's favorite old fart. Reading a book in front of a fireplace. Now, I have to kill all of you."
This is my first post. I'm not sure if there have been any quotes from The Lost Boys on the list, but how about Cory Feldman's line, when Cory Haim's brother is turning into a vampire:
"You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral. "
Here's another great Ghostbusters quote:
Janine Melnitz: Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley?
Louis: [to Egon] Do I?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Yes, have some.
Louis: [to Janine] Yes, have some.
This is my first post. I'm not sure if there have been any quotes from The Lost Boys on the list, but how about Cory Feldman's line, when Cory Haim's brother is turning into a vampire:
"You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral. "
I love that movie!
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This is my first post. I'm not sure if there have been any quotes from The Lost Boys on the list, but how about Cory Feldman's line, when Cory Haim's brother is turning into a vampire:
"You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral. "
I love that movie!
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The greatest music scene in the history of things!
Royal Tennenbombs suxxxxx. T2 is gonna be dah bomb dough.
From "The Royal Tenenbaums" -
Royal: You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!
I'd like to suggest that the right Pee Wee's Big Adventure quote is, "Francis is busy!"
THERE'S your Pee Wee quote! That's what I was looking for, people! Nobody wants a line from Pee Wee's mouth! Francis's creepy dad is the key!
And someone please note 'I want to take his FACE... OFF'. That's Top Five material.
Tom.
"I don't want a large Farva!!!" - Super Troopers
Gotta go with Henry Fonda's evil mofo Frank from Once Upon A Time In The West:
"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."
'This is how a harem girl dances' - Cabin Boy
'I control Bartertown' - Beyond Thunderdome
"Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.
- Quick Change
Will we hit the belt/suspenders trifecta? Keep watching."You wear a belt or suspenders? --Suspenders? They went out with Clarence Darrow. Great lawyer. Lousy dresser."
Gotta go with Henry Fonda's evil mofoWhich reminds of Fonda changing Barbara Stanwyck's shoe in "The Lady Eve", which reminds me of that lady sucking a toe in Bunuel's "The Golden Age"
which reminds me of that lady sucking a toe in Bunuel's "The Golden Age"
"Man, I'm just so tired of all these star wars."
-- unnamed character, Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope
"Man, I'm just so tired of all these star wars."
-- unnamed character, Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope
Is that really for real??
"Man, I'm just so tired of all these star wars."
-- unnamed character, Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope
Is that really for real??
You weren't aware there was a titular line in that movie?
"Im just so tired of all this traffic, I can't wait until I get out of Africa." -- Out of Africa*
"Im just so tired of all this traffic, I can't wait until I get out of Africa." -- Out of Africa
Would a quote from The Holy Mountain count ???
Would a quote from The Holy Mountain count ???
the one about a thousand testicles right?
take that toilet talk somewhere else!
The best quote involving testicles isn't even from that movie anyway. The best quote involving testes is from Better Off Dead.Would a quote from The Holy Mountain count ???
the one about a thousand testicles right?
take that toilet talk somewhere else!
Thats why I hesitated and asked. All things considered, theres some decent dialogue thats worth mentioning.
"Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', 'Whadda ya want from me?'"
"Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', 'Whadda ya want from me?'"
And I want that HOLY MOUNTAIN quote.
"Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', 'Whadda ya want from me?'"
And I want that HOLY MOUNTAIN quote.
wow you read my mind!
I was literally watching this last night a wanted to post it.
best line of that whole movie.
"Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', 'Whadda ya want from me?'"
And I want that HOLY MOUNTAIN quote.
wow you read my mind!
I was literally watching this last night a wanted to post it.
best line of that whole movie.
Wow, I've been meaning to post it for a while but forgot until today. SuperFunFact: that whole scene was improvised.
"I drink your milkshake!" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MCCdZmHk5Fk)
-- There Will Be Blood
"I drink your milkshake!" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MCCdZmHk5Fk)
-- There Will Be Blood
'do you have something you'd like to share with the rest of us amazing larry?'
'do you have something you'd like to share with the rest of us amazing larry?'
Are you making fun of me?
Youse fancy pants, all a youse.
Youse fancy pants, all a youse.
"Kids. You gotta be foim. What's the matter? Did someone hit you?"
Youse fancy pants, all a youse.
"Kids. You gotta be foim. What's the matter? Did someone hit you?"
Is that a Ghostface quote?
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera...”Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera...”Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
Youse fancy pants, all a youse.
"Kids. You gotta be foim. What's the matter? Did someone hit you?"
Youse fancy pants, all a youse.
"Kids. You gotta be foim. What's the matter? Did someone hit you?"
Is that a Ghostface quote?
Miller's Crossing.
"Ebay."
-Optimus Prime in the Sundance favorite Transformers
"I'd hate to be me if I were you..."
Frank Stallone in 'Barfly'
There needs to be a quote from Big Trouble in Little China on this list. I don't care which one.
- "Son of a bitch must pay!"
- "It's all in the reflexes..."
- "Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."
- "You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?" "Who?" "Jack Burton! ME!"
- "Lo Pan is down there." "Down where?" "Where is the universe?"
And my favorite throw away line from Office Space:
"You know the Nazis had pieces of flair... that they made the Jews wear."
Yeah, but he was great in Car 54, Where Are You?
Just saw "Wanted." Ugh.
Quote:
"We take our orders...from a loom."
The secret of the loom is entirely true. Wanted was a whole lot of bad.
What does weight have to do with killing cold-bloodedly? Or is it that you just don't think she'd be strong enough to subdue her victim if that became necessary?
What does weight have to do with killing cold-bloodedly? Or is it that you just don't think she'd be strong enough to subdue her victim if that became necessary?
Yes, like Nancy says, "Never trust a junkie."
Wanted the comic fucking blew.
Just saw "Wanted." Ugh.
Quote:
"We take our orders...from a loom."
Seriously?
(It's okay to assassinate people if the orders are coming from a higher power, but not if they are coming from a human).
Walter Matthau getting handed the trophy by the woman at the end of The Bad News Bears: "Thank you sir."
Some selections from 1987's Over the Top.
Lincoln Hawk: I always wanted to be a milk shake.
John Grizzly: When I get to the table, that person, I don't care who they are, they're my mortal enemy. I hate them.
Bull Hurley: Being number one is everything. There is no second place. Second sucks.
Bull Hurley: I drive truck, break arms and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best.
You know, I think you could get pretty far in life, following the philosophy of Bull Hurley.
"Wha Happened?" -Fred Willard, A Mighty Windwhen that movie came out, my friends and i started saying "wha happen?" ALL the time. we still say it, actually...and until just now i kind of just forgot that it came from that movie, which in itself wasn't too great.
"Wha Happened?" -Fred Willard, A Mighty Windwhen that movie came out, my friends and i started saying "wha happen?" ALL the time. we still say it, actually...and until just now i kind of just forgot that it came from that movie, which in itself wasn't too great.
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"Fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs feeding."
Sorry to get all uncool and heavy.
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"Fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs feeding."
Sorry to get all uncool and heavy.
Is that Inherit the Wind?
They is, is they?
"Wha Happened?" -Fred Willard, A Mighty Windwhen that movie came out, my friends and i started saying "wha happen?" ALL the time. we still say it, actually...and until just now i kind of just forgot that it came from that movie, which in itself wasn't too great.
I think my favorite quote from A Mighty Wind has to be:
"Did I tell you to play a fifth?"
From Taxi Driver - when all the cabbies are in the diner talking about love and fares, and the conversation turns to midget passengers and one of the drivers says:I bet that could crack the official list next time the topic comes up. Two more suggestions for the list from The Mechanic (1972), delivered by the only man who could deliver these lines, Mr. Charles Bronson.
"Those midgets are funny. Sometimes l like to hold a midget."
Two more suggestions for the list from The Mechanic (1972), delivered by the only man who could deliver these lines, Mr. Charles Bronson.
Arthur Bishop: You always have to be dead sure. Dead sure or dead.
Arthur Bishop: Murder is only killing without a license.
Raising Arizona:
Cage character: Do these balloons come in funny shapes?
Store clerk: Not unless round's funny.
"Where are the paper towels?" - some guy in Inland Empire
Raising Arizona:
Cage character: Do these balloons come in funny shapes?
Store clerk: Not unless round's funny.
I actually called in with this during the movie quotes show, and Tom said "No Raising Arizona". So I provided my backup from the new Cape Fear. Joe Don Baker to a threatening Robert Deniro: "Any time you feel squirrelly, you just jump."
That Raising Arizona quote is in my list of favorite quotes on Facebook. I don't know what it is about that dialogue, but I think it is the height of hilarious.
From Taxi Driver - when all the cabbies are in the diner talking about love and fares, and the conversation turns to midget passengers and one of the drivers says:
"Those midgets are funny. Sometimes l like to hold a midget."
From Hard Eight:
"I will fuck you up if you fuck with me, ok? I know three kinds of Karate: Jujitsu, Aikido, and regular Karate."
Raising Arizona:
Cage character: Do these balloons come in funny shapes?
Store clerk: Not unless round's funny.
I actually called in with this during the movie quotes show, and Tom said "No Raising Arizona". So I provided my backup from the new Cape Fear. Joe Don Baker to a threatening Robert Deniro: "Any time you feel squirrelly, you just jump."
That Raising Arizona quote is in my list of favorite quotes on Facebook. I don't know what it is about that dialogue, but I think it is the height of hilarious.
The quote in Raising Arizona is said by William Forsythe, not Nick Cage.
From Taxi Driver - when all the cabbies are in the diner talking about love and fares, and the conversation turns to midget passengers and one of the drivers says:I bet that could crack the official list next time the topic comes up. Two more suggestions for the list from The Mechanic (1972), delivered by the only man who could deliver these lines, Mr. Charles Bronson.
"Those midgets are funny. Sometimes l like to hold a midget."
Arthur Bishop: You always have to be dead sure. Dead sure or dead.
Arthur Bishop: Murder is only killing without a license.
You know, re-listening to the show, Tom mentioned that he thought there was a better classic movie quotes, Star Wars, Apocalypse Now, wtc-From the Death Star space battle, I was thinking:
He thought there was a better Porkins quote from Star Wars, and I think I have it:
They came from behind... agggggghhhhrrrhhh (gets blown up)
for some reason, that always makes me laugh...
Neither of these would be Best Show approved, but...
Q: "Want some ice cream?"
A: "You stabbed me in the stomach and it still hurts."
- Sonatine
"Ze blood of zese whores is killing me." - Blood for Dracula
From Gremlins:
From the scene where Phoebe Cates explains why she hates Christmas:
either "The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father."
or
"And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."
From Gremlins:
From the scene where Phoebe Cates explains why she hates Christmas:
either "The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father."
or
"And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."
I don't know if you're an Adam Carolla fan, but he always had an excellent bit about how this scene ruins the movie completely. He also talks about how it's a scene he'll reference and people think he obviously made up, since they forgot how dumb it was.
I approve of any and all Flash Gordon quotes.
"Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the earth!"
Best line from The Dark Knight:
"(shouting in Cantonese)!!!"
"Chuck and Buuuck - Suck and Fuuuck"
First post. Sorry guys. :) :-\
Best line from The Dark Knight:
"(shouting in Cantonese)!!!"
WRONG. The best quote would be, "My dogs are HUNNGRAY!"
Theme songs that have the movie title in the lyrics (I'll just start it off):
Eddy Grant, Romancing the Stone (from Romancing the Stone) - "I'm romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day, gonna love the hurting away."
The Tubes, Gonna Get it Next Time (from Modern Problems) - "They never tell you what to feel, Your modern problems very real."
Theme songs that have the movie title in the lyrics (I'll just start it off):
The Monster Squad
"The Monster Squad"
Performed by The Monster Squad
That's what I'm talkin' bout.
"Winner Takes It All" by Sammy Hagar from Over the Top:
Chorus:
Winner takes it all
Loser takes a fall
Fight to the beginning of the end
Winner takes it all
'Til he breaks the fall
In time he'll make it over the top
Stick It: "It's not called gym-nice-stics."
"It's not my fault Lucy wanted chips!"
said by Wheels in the little known Degrassi High post-graduation movie after he gets in a drunk driving accident that kills a child and leaves Lucy blind. He was on his way to buy more beer and Lucy rode along because she wanted chips.
"I was a wild kid. I just wanted to go out and find a job that was fun. So I started off with landscaping."
-Confessions of a Superhero
the moral of the story: if you don't want a street fight, please tip Batman.
the moral of the story: if you don't want a street fight, please tip Batman.
Seriously. And Spiderman, for that matter.
"An explanation? Jesus Christ, Dad, an explanation?!!
--Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf
"An explanation? Jesus Christ, Dad, an explanation?!!
--Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf
Nice choice, DanSF! Have you watched Ski Wolf yet? I've got it on my Netflix queue ... I have very low expectations for it, but what a goofy idea.
"One of them boys was so crazy, sawed his own head off."Drayton Sawyer's mumblings are some of the best parts of that gem of a movie - after getting chainsawed in the backside by Dennis Hopper: "The small bussinessman... always, always, always gets it in the ass."
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
"One of them boys was so crazy, sawed his own head off."Drayton Sawyer's mumblings are some of the best parts of that gem of a movie - after getting chainsawed in the backside by Dennis Hopper: "The small bussinessman... always, always, always gets it in the ass."
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
From They Live (1988):
"I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can."
From They Live (1988):
"I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can."
And then there's that 15 minute long fight that takes place in real time.
The cherry on top is when Keith David pauses, points his finger and inhales, as if preparing a cutting, last word, but just says "F- You!"
From They Live (1988):
"I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can."
And then there's that 15 minute long fight that takes place in real time.
The cherry on top is when Keith David pauses, points his finger and inhales, as if preparing a cutting, last word, but just says "F- You!"
That's well-crafted screenwriting.
Would anyone besides me like to see Keith David and David Keith team up?
Would anyone besides me like to see Keith David and David Keith team up?
Also, Paul Simon and Senator Paul Simon, Joe Montana and Joe Mantegna, and George Frazier, and his six sons, George, George, George, George, George, and George, and his daughter George.
Also, Paul Simon and Senator Paul Simon, Joe Montana and Joe Mantegna, and George Frazier, and his six sons, George, George, George, George, George, and George, and his daughter George.
you mean george foreman?
"An explanation? Jesus Christ, Dad, an explanation?!!
--Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf
"An explanation? Jesus Christ, Dad, an explanation?!!
--Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf
Nice choice, DanSF! Have you watched Ski Wolf yet? I've got it on my Netflix queue ... I have very low expectations for it, but what a goofy idea.
"An explanation? Jesus Christ, Dad, an explanation?!!
--Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf
Nice choice, DanSF! Have you watched Ski Wolf yet? I've got it on my Netflix queue ... I have very low expectations for it, but what a goofy idea.
Thanks! Haven't seen Ski Wolf yet, I'll have to check it out.
"we put this awesome rain effect on Riders"
Because the search doesn't work, I don't know if this has been quoted. But The Doors may be the most quotable movie of all time.
"let's get some tacos"
"we put this awesome rain effect on Riders" (I actually don't know the exact quote, but it's the dumbest line in any movie ever, even worse than the "computer simulation" line from Rocky Balboa)
"let's get some tacos"
There wasn't even any Anchorman on that thing!... Or Flash Gordon!
There wasn't even any Anchorman on that thing!... Or Flash Gordon!
Flash Gordon!?!?
Do you mean "THE END?"
There wasn't even any Anchorman on that thing!... Or Flash Gordon!
Flash Gordon!?!?
Do you mean "THE END?"
Surely he must mean:
Flash, thinking: "Man, this girl is REALLY turning me on!"
Girl he's "think-talking" with: "What? Flash?"
if you guys havent figured out, steve is a Queen fan. seeing as Queen did the Flash Gordon theme song, im not too surprised steve is a Flash fan (despite any other reason he may actually like the movie).
It's okay Steve. I love that movie. Got to see it in a theater last year and it was a TREAT.
PossiblyThe most off-putting picture on these boards.
I don't know who that actor is, Dorvid, but I cannot look at him without hearing him in The Untouchables saying to Sean Connery in that cabin "Why don't you kiss my ass?!"
i dont know about movie quotes, but my bloody valentine is worth getting the friends together and talking through.
i dont know about movie quotes, but my bloody valentine is worth getting the friends together and talking through.
I am certain that this will happen sometime in the near future with no effort from myself.
"Fuck you, Fucker"- Shakes the Clown
"Hey whore, how's the whorin'?" - Austin Stories
"Fuck you, Fucker"- Shakes the Clown
"Hey whore, how's the whorin'?" - Austin Stories
Oops. Austin Stories was a TV show. Sorry
Billy Russoti: Billy's dead. Call Me Jigsaw.
[Followed by an awkward silence]
"Fuck you, Fucker"- Shakes the Clown
"Fuck you, Fucker"- Shakes the Clown
You don't see anything here but a couple of clown's sitting down to a plate of beef. A plate of white, powdery beef.
And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.
Jessica Biel in Next:
"You can see things before they happen..."
an awesome quote is...
"I saved Latin. What did you ever do?"
-Max Fischer "Rushmore"
Punisher: War Zone, as accurately transcribed by the IMDb:Quote from: Dominic West, in his final film roleBilly Russoti: Billy's dead. Call Me Jigsaw.
[Followed by an awkward silence]
Punisher: War Zone, as accurately transcribed by the IMDb:Quote from: Dominic West, in his final film roleBilly Russoti: Billy's dead. Call Me Jigsaw.
[Followed by an awkward silence]
This cracked me up. Though I'm going to start saying this and seeing if it elicits awkward silence. Starting with my class this Tuesday.
From this last season of Weeds*-
"No man is pudding."
*Although Weeds is TV, I watched it through Netflix and assert the validity. Alright, whatever...it really shouldn't be here. Sue me.
From this last season of Weeds*-
"No man is pudding."
*Although Weeds is TV, I watched it through Netflix and assert the validity. Alright, whatever...it really shouldn't be here. Sue me.
Also from TV but I think it one of the funniest things I've ever heard:
Tracy Jordan: Jack, do you like Phil Collins?
Jack Doneghy: I have two ears and a heart, don't I?
Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
-KISS KISS BANG BANG
P.S. I have no idea how this thread works. Do we just post random movie quotes we love and comment?
You may have also noticed the "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend" thread. There, we take well-known quotes and maim them just slightly, in honor of a caller who tried to put Scarface's "Say hello to my little friend!" on to Tom's Movie Quote list, but wound up misquoting it by saying "Get ready to meet my little friend!" This small incident sparked a bonfire of hilarity.
Oh, I know, Miss Nalca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
- Kronk "Emperor's New Groove"
You may have also noticed the "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend" thread. There, we take well-known quotes and maim them just slightly, in honor of a caller who tried to put Scarface's "Say hello to my little friend!" on to Tom's Movie Quote list, but wound up misquoting it by saying "Get ready to meet my little friend!" This small incident sparked a bonfire of hilarity.
Ah, family pride (?).
back on the topic-
Oh, I know, Miss Nalca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
- Kronk "Emperor's New Groove"
You may have also noticed the "Get Ready to Meet My Little Friend" thread. There, we take well-known quotes and maim them just slightly, in honor of a caller who tried to put Scarface's "Say hello to my little friend!" on to Tom's Movie Quote list, but wound up misquoting it by saying "Get ready to meet my little friend!" This small incident sparked a bonfire of hilarity.
Ah, family pride (?).
back on the topic-
Oh, I know, Miss Nalca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
- Kronk "Emperor's New Groove"
Was that your brudder that made that call?
Harry Moseby: "I saw a Rohmer film once. It was kind of like watching paint dry."
Harry Moseby: "I saw a Rohmer film once. It was kind of like watching paint dry."
NIGHT MOVES. That movie had a wild, implausible ending (in an interesting way).
Some trivia from imdb:
The house belonging to James Woods' character Quentin was owned by Phil Kaufman, road manager for Gram Parsons at the time of his death. Kaufman's subsequent actions became the basis for the film Grand Theft Parsons (2003). Night Moves (1975) cast and crew were shooting at the house the day the police came to question Kaufman, and as they were taking him away, Arthur Penn turned to Gene Hackman and said, "Man, we're shooting the wrong movie".
Harry Moseby: "I saw a Rohmer film once. It was kind of like watching paint dry."
A truly great line from The Burbs (if this has been mentioned on this thread before, please let me know)...
"I've never seen that. I've never seen somebody drive their garbage out to the street, then bash the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that."
A truly great line from The Burbs (if this has been mentioned on this thread before, please let me know)...
"I've never seen that. I've never seen somebody drive their garbage out to the street, then bash the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that."
So many great quotes from the Burbs, but many of them must be said out loud in a Brother Theodore voice. (e.g.,"It was parked outside ALL DAY!")
Another favorite is when Corey Feldman jumps on the cop car to stall them:
"Help! These people are in my parents house, and they're eating all our food!"
"WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'"
"WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'"
And it's follow-up, "That's true - women DO shop."
"He'll flip you. For real."
"He'll flip you. For real."
That is a good one. And so is "This will be a naughty caprice!" That CD has been stuck in my car stereo for two weeks, and in no way is that depressing. I should change the quote at the bottom of my posts to
"I KNOW HOW MUCH CUMQUATS COST!!!"
BUT to continue with movie quotes, here's one from Star Wars that I don't think is appreciated enough.
"Jmmbabet!" said by the Jawa negotiator, of course.
could anyone place this for me?
A walks into shop
B: There you are.
A: Did you miss me?
B: No, but there you are.
I have no idea what that's from or why it's stuck in my mind like that.
Well that's a bit disconcerting. I woke up this morning believing that I had never seen an austin powers film, now I just don't know what to think.
Mr. Dumpkin: You don't need your family. You don't need your friends. As long as you have, a horsehead bookend
Student Bodies (1981)
Search for "Student Bodies, Malvert" on youtube. Freakiest looking dude.
Mr. Dumpkin: You don't need your family. You don't need your friends. As long as you have, a horsehead bookend
Student Bodies (1981)
Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I never met anyone, outside the guys I grew up with and showed the movie to myself, that has seen Student Bodies!!!
Malvert forever!
Mr. Dumpkin: You don't need your family. You don't need your friends. As long as you have, a horsehead bookend
Student Bodies (1981)
Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I never met anyone, outside the guys I grew up with and showed the movie to myself, that has seen Student Bodies!!!
Malvert forever!
(on the phone) I'm gonna kill next at the football game. click.
Did you hang up?
No, i just said "click"...(then hangs up)
Mr. Dumpkin: You don't need your family. You don't need your friends. As long as you have, a horsehead bookend
Student Bodies (1981)
Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I never met anyone, outside the guys I grew up with and showed the movie to myself, that has seen Student Bodies!!!
Malvert forever!
(on the phone) I'm gonna kill next at the football game. click.
Did you hang up?
No, i just said "click"...(then hangs up)
YES!!!
That guy is going to save your life one day.
That guy is going to save your life one day.
ha :) that may be true, but it would be quite the judgement call...
would i rather die or let this guy touch me? it's really 50/50 right now, the guy creeps me the hell out!
Anything David Lo Pan said should be on there.
From The Invention of Lying
"I work for Coke. And I'm here to tell you to just keep buying Coke."
Just watched Step Brothers and this one got me: "You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors."
Step Brothers has so many lines that sneak up on you after multiple screenings. But my favorite is still...I really love the "It's O.K. that mine's not movie-quality" that Will Farrel yells at the end.
Step Brothers has so many lines that sneak up on you after multiple screenings. But my favorite is still...I really love the "It's O.K. that mine's not movie-quality" that Will Farrel yells at the end.
I think one of my all time favorite sounds in a movie (it's not exactly a quote as it's not a word) is when Doc Brown makes his shocked noise when his model of the Delorean lights a bunch of rags on fire after demonstrating to Marty how they will send him back to the future in "Back to the Future." He makes this face and it gets me everytime:
(http://pneumaticaddict.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/doc_brown-full-1.jpg)
(apologies for the size. I have no idea how to resize it.)
Step Brothers has so many lines that sneak up on you after multiple screenings.
Step Brothers has so many lines that sneak up on you after multiple screenings.
i saw Step Brothers in the theatre and hated it with a capital 'hate'. somewhere between now and then, it got funny. and at certain times, REALLY funny.
Step Brothers has so many lines that sneak up on you after multiple screenings.
i saw Step Brothers in the theatre and hated it with a capital 'hate'. somewhere between now and then, it got funny. and at certain times, REALLY funny.
I'm sorry that you didn't fall in love with it from the very beginning. But I am glad that you like it now.
"We've got so much more room for activities!!!"
And while we're on Will Ferrel movies:
"I am not exaggerating when I say my love for you is a billion times greater than the love for mankind Jesus felt on the cross."
-Dr. Rick Marshall to Chaka
I thought it was hilarious.And while we're on Will Ferrel movies:
"I am not exaggerating when I say my love for you is a billion times greater than the love for mankind Jesus felt on the cross."
-Dr. Rick Marshall to Chaka
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Land of the Lost was just fine.
I thought it was hilarious.And while we're on Will Ferrel movies:
"I am not exaggerating when I say my love for you is a billion times greater than the love for mankind Jesus felt on the cross."
-Dr. Rick Marshall to Chaka
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Land of the Lost was just fine.
Pee Wee's Big Adventure:
Do you have dreams, PeeWee?
Yeah, I had a dream once, I was all alone, rolling a big donut, and this snake wearing a vest...
Not those kind of dreams silly!
Pee Wee's Big Adventure:
Do you have dreams, PeeWee?
Yeah, I had a dream once, I was all alone, rolling a big donut, and this snake wearing a vest...
Not those kind of dreams silly!
Also from Pee Wee's Big Adventure, and possibly posted in this thread before... And possibly even posted by myself, but it's just that legendary...
Pee Wee: DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE WITH THE REST OF US, AMAZING LARRY!?!?!?!?
Watched the pretty bad "Year One" With J. Black and M. Cera. (Don't judge me.) However, David cross made me laugh with his delivery of this line as he is walking JB and MC around the city of Sodom:
"You know what I love about Sodom? The sodomy."
Watched the pretty bad "Year One" With J. Black and M. Cera. (Don't judge me.) However, David cross made me laugh with his delivery of this line as he is walking JB and MC around the city of Sodom:
"You know what I love about Sodom? The sodomy."
I also thought this movie was bad.
Watched the pretty bad "Year One" With J. Black and M. Cera. (Don't judge me.) However, David cross made me laugh with his delivery of this line as he is walking JB and MC around the city of Sodom:
"You know what I love about Sodom? The sodomy."
I also thought this movie was bad.
We new better but we still watched. What's wrong with us?
Watched the pretty bad "Year One" With J. Black and M. Cera. (Don't judge me.) However, David cross made me laugh with his delivery of this line as he is walking JB and MC around the city of Sodom:
"You know what I love about Sodom? The sodomy."
I also thought this movie was bad.
We new better but we still watched. What's wrong with us?
How long do you have to listen?
Watched the pretty bad "Year One" With J. Black and M. Cera. (Don't judge me.) However, David cross made me laugh with his delivery of this line as he is walking JB and MC around the city of Sodom:
"You know what I love about Sodom? The sodomy."
I also thought this movie was bad.
We new better but we still watched. What's wrong with us?
How long do you have to listen?
Total time logged in: 14 days, 3 hours and 50 minutes.
Watched the pretty bad "Year One" With J. Black and M. Cera. (Don't judge me.) However, David cross made me laugh with his delivery of this line as he is walking JB and MC around the city of Sodom:
"You know what I love about Sodom? The sodomy."
I also thought this movie was bad.
There's that part of that one movie where Jim tries again and again to make sweet love to Nancy, and Nancy is simply having none of it. And to show her disinterest in Jim, she holds her right hand, palm front, to Jim to make it clear how she feels. Jim comes every morning to Nancy's house, and every morning he sees her response, a flat hand-front. And, since it's morning, it has it's own peculiar morning stench.
After 3 years, he's grown so use to it, that he knows that when he knocks that door, he knows he's going to see the hand and the wafting smell that goes along with it. And it has become so welcome that he greets her with the following: "I love the smell of Nay-palm in the morning".
Jackass 1:
"I was Lon Cheney's lover."
Jackass 1:
"I was Lon Cheney's lover."
YES!!!
"Look like you love me like were a couple that's in love and wespan timetogether"
"Were the couple that doesn't touch each other we like each other, wespan time, but we don't touch each other"
"Were in love were spanning time"
"Look like you love me like were a couple that's in love and wespan timetogether"
"Were the couple that doesn't touch each other we like each other, wespan time, but we don't touch each other"
"Were in love were spanning time"
Luther, what on earth is that from?
from Badlands:
Martin Sheen - Hey, you wanna smash our hands with a rock as a symbol of our love?
Sissy Spacek - Naw. That'd hurt!
from Badlands:
Martin Sheen - Hey, you wanna smash our hands with a rock as a symbol of our love?
Sissy Spacek - Naw. That'd hurt!
that one's great. my favorite though is after Kit dumps the body in the basement and he comes up holding a toaster and just says, "I found a toaster."
I really love the quote in Vacation when Chevy Chase is in a bad neighborhood and this one hoodlum says "Man, fuck yo motha!"
What About Bob: "C'mon man I'm in really bad shape. Look at me. Please, gimme, gimme, gimme, I need, I need, I need!"
"Hello. It's nice to meet you. I'd like to tour your slaughterhouse."
"Hello. It's nice to meet you. I'd like to tour your slaughterhouse."
In a Year with 13 Moons by Fassbinder?
"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."That quote explains so much.
"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."That quote explains so much.