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FOT Community => Links => Topic started by: Stupornaut on April 08, 2008, 10:20:55 AM
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Comedians tell their favoritest jokes! (http://www.nypost.com/seven/04062008/entertainment/killer_jokes_105191.htm?page=0) Most of them are garbage! Weirdly enough, the George Carlin joke is one of the few I chuckled at.
Also, I hope Nick DiPaolo gets randomly stabbed on the subway. And just to subvert his expectations, make the stabber a white guy.
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Nick DePaolo's joke is a blatant rip off of this Onion article: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change
I'M STARTING A YOUTUBE CAMPAIGN TO END THIS JOKE THIEF'S CAREER, WHO'S WITH ME?
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I liked John Oliver's, and David Wain. And that's about it.
Men and women are different!
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I liked John Oliver's and I laughed at Seth Meyers' when I originally heard it. Otherwise, it's a safe bet the front page of the Post was funnier than this section.
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In context the Louis CK joke is hilarious. That's the problem with most of those jokes though, the best ones in that are one line jokes and single line jokes have a low limit to how funny they can be. Of the one liners, the Dave Attell joke is my favorite but reading something like that really doesn't translate funny.
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"Jim Florentine
I'm sick of Heather Mills. Now that she's divorced, let her go marry the drummer from Def Leppard. They can rub their stumps together."
Classy.
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Classiness runner-up:
Almost all serial killers are men. That's 'cause women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years.
That's the kind of joke that'll help you out on, say, a first date!
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I found these mildly amusing:
"My uncle is in a coma - he's living the dream" (Tomi Walamies)
"Have you heard they're doing a sequel to 'Brokeback Mountain'?" "No, what's it called?" "Brokeback Mountain 2" (David Wain)
I found these slightly amusing:
"Cellphones are like a dog's nipples. You don't have to shout into them!" (Emo Philips)
"My girlfriend said, 'I hate it when you finish my sentences.' So I said, 'Period' " (Sean Keane)
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Yeah, I liked Emo Philips's Joke too— because it's true!
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I was going to make that very comment, God.
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Dave Attell is the most talented out of all of those right now
IMO