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Title: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: A.M. Thomas on February 06, 2009, 12:37:41 AM
Part 01:
http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/entertainment/watch/v15067234mmpcQ7Xm

Part 02:
http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/entertainment/watch/v15067244KY8AePDW

Object sexuality or Objectophilia is a pronounced sexual desire towards particular inanimate objects.  All of the Objectům Sexuals (http://www.objectum-sexuality.org/) in the world (around 40) are female *EDIT: it appears there are at least a few males.

Does not disappoint.
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Erik on February 06, 2009, 01:44:20 AM
"Now the headache is over."

...wow.
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Denim Gremlin on February 06, 2009, 05:59:23 AM
this is fucking nuts!

i love it


after my initial assessment, I began thinking about how this kind of thing develops. do you think its like they said about it being symptomatic of aspergers? or is it something else entirely?

also, I respect people who are or claim to be polyamorous and all that idea that love and monogamy don't go hand in hand, i'm not a subcriber to it personally, but i get it.

but the thing i found the wierdest was how they all seemed to be deeply and intensely "in love" with like a dozen things.
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Kublakhan61 on February 06, 2009, 11:37:51 AM
Is the Brooklyn Bridge seeing anyone?? If not could you pass on this note for me, I'm too nervous:
______________________
I like you. Do you like me?

Yes      No

Circle one
______________________
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Regular Joe on February 06, 2009, 03:31:30 PM
Is the Brooklyn Bridge seeing anyone?? If not could you pass on this note for me, I'm too nervous:
______________________
I like you. Do you like me?

Yes      No

Circle one
______________________

Edit: Maybe

- The Brooklyn Bridge
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Kublakhan61 on February 06, 2009, 03:56:50 PM
Games of the heart are never easy...
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Fido on February 06, 2009, 09:10:22 PM
The next thing you know, these wack jobs will be asking for marriage rights to be extended to people who want to marry monuments. I mean, where does it all end?

We should have listened to Rick Santorum.
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Come on, Jason on February 06, 2009, 09:26:27 PM
Sometimes when the Francis Scott Key Bridge is making love to me, I close my eyes and pretend it's the Air and Space Museum. 
 
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Kublakhan61 on February 06, 2009, 10:33:53 PM
Sometimes when the Francis Scott Key Bridge is making love to me, I close my eyes and pretend it's the Air and Space Museum. 
 

I hope the FSK Bridge isn't a member here ... that would be a devastating revelation.
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: yesno on February 06, 2009, 11:01:56 PM
I'm kind of sexually attracted to concepts. Monarchy and the Riemann hypothesis both have restraining orders against me. I guess that's another documentary.
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Sarah on February 07, 2009, 07:57:09 AM
How dare these arrogant twats claim that their love is reciprocated. 
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Trembling Eagle on February 07, 2009, 10:59:51 AM
All those structures are too phallic for my liking
how about a nice dome
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Kublakhan61 on February 07, 2009, 11:09:09 AM
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/RHPOD/698-2181~Domes-of-Alexander-Nevsky-Cathedral-Russian-Orthodox-Church-Toompea-Hill-Tallinn-Estonia-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Stupornaut on February 07, 2009, 11:18:03 AM
"I know it sounds strange, but I find myself sexually and emotionally stimulated by buildings. I actually harbor a deep and abiding love for them."
"That... hrm. That's kind of unusual, but as long as it doesn't hurt anybody, I guess."
"Really? That's generous of you to say. You don't think I'm weird for being aroused by the Eiffel Tower?"
"Enh, it takes all kinds."
"Or the Empire State Building?"
"It's not my place to judge."
"Or Frank Gehry's Guggenheim?"
"UGH, GET AWAY FROM ME"
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: crumbum on February 07, 2009, 12:33:05 PM
It's interesting that their love objects are all constructed or engineered things, rather than, say, a rock, or a pillow.

Also, of all the things that made me feel uncomfortable, strangely the worst was probably the two women arguing over who had it worse, the oppressed citizens of communist East Germany or the woman whose parents didn't love her. I understood the point she was trying to make, but that was kind of the wrong venue in which to be making it...
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Regular Joe on February 07, 2009, 02:20:10 PM
It's interesting that their love objects are all constructed or engineered things, rather than, say, a rock, or a pillow.

Pillow engineers everywhere are calling for your head, my friend. Take it back.
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: crumbum on February 07, 2009, 03:16:18 PM
It's interesting that their love objects are all constructed or engineered things, rather than, say, a rock, or a pillow.

Pillow engineers everywhere are calling for your head, my friend. Take it back.

Hey, some of my best friends are pillow engineers. They know I'm just teasin'.
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Kim Kelly on February 07, 2009, 05:24:38 PM
I'm going to make the joke so you guys don't have to.

Kinda gives new meaning to the term "fence sitter," eh?

YOU'RE WELCOME.
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Regular Joe on February 07, 2009, 08:58:22 PM
It's interesting that their love objects are all constructed or engineered things, rather than, say, a rock, or a pillow.

Pillow engineers everywhere are calling for your head, my friend. Take it back.

Hey, some of my best friends are pillow engineers. They know I'm just teasin'.

racist
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: crumbum on February 08, 2009, 01:19:24 PM
It's interesting that their love objects are all constructed or engineered things, rather than, say, a rock, or a pillow.

Pillow engineers everywhere are calling for your head, my friend. Take it back.

Hey, some of my best friends are pillow engineers. They know I'm just teasin'.

racist

well, this has escalated quickly.
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Regular Joe on February 08, 2009, 02:48:44 PM
It's interesting that their love objects are all constructed or engineered things, rather than, say, a rock, or a pillow.

Pillow engineers everywhere are calling for your head, my friend. Take it back.

Hey, some of my best friends are pillow engineers. They know I'm just teasin'.

racist

well, this has escalated quickly.

I take it to the limit, bro.
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Sarah on February 08, 2009, 03:43:37 PM
fascist
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: fonpr on February 08, 2009, 04:22:52 PM
I wasn't going to address this topic for fear of being labeled an object-o-phob or something else demeaning.

But maybe these folks are just heavily into right brain thinking and are connecting to a consciousness most people (including me) are unaware of.

Just thinking,  And I am not watching anymore videos posted by A.M. Thomas most are too long and intriguing and I must get things done.



Signed,

Frederick's Left Brain.


p.s. Get to work!
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: DoodleJump! on February 09, 2009, 01:01:47 AM
Have to admit: As one who works with developmentally-delayed young people, some of whom are diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, I found the video pretty interesting. In a weird way I could see how their minds were working (if indeed these people have Asperger's, which apparently about 1/3 do - http://www.objectum-sexuality.org/), since they are prone to relate more to machines than man anyway. Interesting, indeed.
Oh- and fonpr-
As a college student on winter break, I gladly watched this in-between playing Lego Star Wars and reading "A Clockwork Orange". Sorry, I had to rub it in.
Title: Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
Post by: Itslikeimsayin on February 10, 2009, 01:38:14 AM
I must've got some bad information somewhere. I thought Patton was supposed to play a guy fanatically in love with the New York Giants, not a woman named Amy in love with a giant carnival ride. In any case, Oscar-worthy performance, Mr. Oswalt!