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Title: Full size flat sheet + fitted sheet
Post by: Kim Kelly on January 05, 2010, 01:02:51 AM
The packaging on this gd set of sheets said Queen. It doesn't fit. I think it's full. I tried taking it back, but I threw out the cardboard packaging, and the store manager gave me the stinkeye. Fuck that guy.

These are from Target, 100% organic cotton, pretty darn soft. They're a pale-ish sagey sort of green.

I debated about including this word because it sounded Craigslisty & creepy, but they're UNUSED, okay?

Okay.
Title: Re: Full size flat sheet + fitted sheet
Post by: Regular Joe on January 05, 2010, 12:14:56 PM
Quote from: Kim Kelly on January 05, 2010, 01:02:51 AM
I debated about including this word because it sounded Craigslisty & creepy, but they're UNUSED, okay?

I think that's the most important part of the whole ad, creepy or not.
Title: Re: Full size flat sheet + fitted sheet
Post by: Sarah on January 05, 2010, 01:35:41 PM
What's the thread count?
Title: Re: Full size flat sheet + fitted sheet
Post by: Partymouth on January 06, 2010, 04:16:20 AM
Jpegs?
Title: Re: Full size flat sheet + fitted sheet
Post by: Andy on January 06, 2010, 08:04:01 AM
If I agree to buy them, will you use them for a while before you send them to me?
Title: Re: Full size flat sheet + fitted sheet
Post by: Trotskie on January 06, 2010, 12:13:57 PM
FOT Labs: Sheets and Bedding anyone?
Title: Re: Full size flat sheet + fitted sheet
Post by: Sarah on January 06, 2010, 12:31:54 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 06, 2010, 08:04:01 AM
If I agree to buy them, will you use them for a while before you send them to me?

I've got some sheets my dog Duchess's perpetually draining "mass" has been oozing on for the last couple of months that you might be interested in, Andy.  They're 100% 50% cotton/50% polyester and pink splotched with permanent blood/pus/unidentified ichor stains.

I await your offer.
Title: Re: Full size flat sheet + fitted sheet
Post by: Christina on January 06, 2010, 01:16:29 PM
Quote from: Sarah on January 06, 2010, 12:31:54 PM
They're 100% 50% cotton/50% polyester and pink splotched with permanent blood/pus/unidentified ichor stains.

Ichor is one of those words where when i think about it, it makes me shiver, like Jaws of Life.
Title: Re: Full size flat sheet + fitted sheet
Post by: erika on January 06, 2010, 01:50:04 PM
I have a set of the Target organic cotton sheets and they are super soft!
Title: Re: Full size flat sheet + fitted sheet
Post by: fonpr on January 06, 2010, 06:03:11 PM
Quote from: Sarah on January 06, 2010, 12:31:54 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 06, 2010, 08:04:01 AM
If I agree to buy them, will you use them for a while before you send them to me?

I've got some sheets my dog Duchess's perpetually draining "mass" has been oozing on for the last couple of months that you might be interested in, Andy.  They're 100% 50% cotton/50% polyester and pink splotched with permanent blood/pus/unidentified ichor stains.

I await your offer.

What's the thread count, Sarah?
Title: Re: Full size flat sheet + fitted sheet
Post by: Sarah on January 06, 2010, 08:53:57 PM
Ultracale® thumbs its nose at such niceties, sir.
Title: Re: Full size flat sheet + fitted sheet
Post by: Kim Kelly on January 13, 2010, 09:45:40 PM
Sorry! I'm rescinding the offer because, a) online reviews indicate these sheets pill horribly after just a few washes and feel like sandpaper, and b) I found the receipt and bulldogged the manager into taking the sheets back.