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Title: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Christina on January 24, 2011, 07:32:59 AM
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Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Sarah on January 24, 2011, 07:45:49 AM
You'd have thought the double-down would have done it.
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: fish on January 24, 2011, 05:51:16 PM
It's not clear if "hand tossed style crust" refers to the pizza or the cookies, or both...
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Alex_from_the_woods on January 24, 2011, 07:39:34 PM
Everybody loves pizza. Everybody loves cookies. Why beat around the bush? We all have too many things to do to waste time with unneccessary, out-moded eating processes. Get it all in there, chew and be done with it.
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: buffcoat on January 24, 2011, 11:46:40 PM
Oh, God, it's real!
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: fish on January 25, 2011, 12:09:02 AM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfhv8zaj1c1qa5l3fo1_500.jpg)

What part of a chicken is THIS??
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Wes on January 25, 2011, 10:23:00 AM
Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz". Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz" three times on the front of the box. And some people are going to focus on the dual disclaimer of "white meat chicken fritters" and "with no wing meat" that goes with the use of the terms "Wyngz".

But for me, it's the "7-8 Wyngz approx" that stands out, like they decided, screw it, we can't be bothered to even count how many of these things we shove in the box.
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: yesno on January 25, 2011, 11:34:20 AM
But for me, it's the "7-8 Wyngz approx" that stands out, like they decided, screw it, we can't be bothered to even count how many of these things we shove in the box.

This is especially odd because these are clearly manufactured products, produced according to exacting tolerances.  If they were wings instead of wyngz, you could understand some variation on account of natural differences in weight. 
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on January 25, 2011, 12:05:05 PM
At least they are being more honest than bw3, who call them 'boneless wings' when there is no such thing (yet).
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: fonpr on January 25, 2011, 01:00:58 PM
http://www.bundlings.com/rich/boneless.jpg (http://www.bundlings.com/rich/boneless.jpg)
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Shaggy 2 Grote on January 25, 2011, 01:23:57 PM
Relax, everyone.  They're chicken wings, just heavy metal style.
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Sarah on January 25, 2011, 01:26:31 PM
If that's so, where are the umlauts?
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: AaronC on January 25, 2011, 01:46:29 PM
Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz". Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz" three times on the front of the box. And some people are going to focus on the dual disclaimer of "white meat chicken fritters" and "with no wing meat" that goes with the use of the terms "Wyngz".

But for me, it's the "7-8 Wyngz approx" that stands out, like they decided, screw it, we can't be bothered to even count how many of these things we shove in the box.

I'm actually focusing on the "Three Meat Pizza."  I only see pepperoni and sausage.  Where's the third meat!
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: confound on January 25, 2011, 02:00:11 PM
For several moments, I really thought we talking about some sort of pizza-cookie hybrid.

Who will be the first to make a giant chocolate chip cookie with pizza toppings? Will the crust be stuffed with cheese or icing?
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: fish on January 25, 2011, 02:46:00 PM
Somehow wyngz makes more sense than cookies.
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Sarah on January 25, 2011, 03:31:14 PM
For several moments, I really thought we talking about some sort of pizza-cookie hybrid.

Who will be the first to make a giant chocolate chip cookie with pizza toppings? Will the crust be stuffed with cheese or icing?

dominos pizza ad moustache (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IMaEGp-yv8#)
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Steve of Bloomington on January 25, 2011, 04:03:20 PM
The pepperoni is made from 3 meats. It is the Trinity of meat.

Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz". Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz" three times on the front of the box. And some people are going to focus on the dual disclaimer of "white meat chicken fritters" and "with no wing meat" that goes with the use of the terms "Wyngz".

But for me, it's the "7-8 Wyngz approx" that stands out, like they decided, screw it, we can't be bothered to even count how many of these things we shove in the box.

I'm actually focusing on the "Three Meat Pizza."  I only see pepperoni and sausage.  Where's the third meat!
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Kim Kelly on January 25, 2011, 04:20:35 PM
Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz". Some people are going to focus on how it says "Wyngz" three times on the front of the box. And some people are going to focus on the dual disclaimer of "white meat chicken fritters" and "with no wing meat" that goes with the use of the terms "Wyngz".

But for me, it's the "7-8 Wyngz approx" that stands out, like they decided, screw it, we can't be bothered to even count how many of these things we shove in the box.

I'm actually focusing on the "Three Meat Pizza."  I only see pepperoni and sausage.  Where's the third meat!

ground beef and sausage look the same apparently. and ground beef is disgusting, on and off pizzas.
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Sarah on January 25, 2011, 04:26:11 PM
Oh, put an egg on it.
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: buffcoat on January 25, 2011, 05:05:41 PM
A "Y" and a "Z"?  That's being too liberal with ironic consonants.
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Kim Kelly on January 25, 2011, 07:43:01 PM
Oh, put an egg on it.

Eggs are also gross.
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Sarah on January 25, 2011, 07:55:02 PM
Yes, I know how you feel about them.
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Pidgeon on January 25, 2011, 08:57:40 PM
A "Y" and a "Z"?  That's being too liberal with ironic consonants.

Wouldn't the "Y" look really awkward by itself?
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Trembling Eagle on January 25, 2011, 09:34:24 PM
when I found out Jack LaLanne died I wept bitterly

then did a few working sets on the bicep curls

Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Sarah on January 25, 2011, 09:44:20 PM
Can you do that move where you raise both legs off the ground while you're in the push-up position?  I remember being very impressed when I saw Jack LaLanne do that on television when I was wee.
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: fish on January 26, 2011, 01:08:24 AM
"Who did you call to deliver pizza and cookies at this hour?"

"It's not delivery; it's Digiorno."
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Trembling Eagle on January 26, 2011, 03:36:35 AM
Can you do that move where you raise both legs off the ground while you're in the push-up position?  I remember being very impressed when I saw Jack LaLanne do that on television when I was wee.

you must be psychic

that's called a "planche"
I plan on spending the entirety of my midlife crisis
working towards achieving it
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Sarah on January 26, 2011, 07:50:30 AM
Better than buying some car you can't afford, I suppose.  But isn't it a little early for you to be planning on how you're going to handle said crisis? 

Oh well, I guess it doesn't hurt to be prepared.
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: fish on January 26, 2011, 05:15:47 PM
(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/09/nuts_and_gum.jpg)
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Trembling Eagle on January 26, 2011, 10:44:44 PM
Better than buying some car you can't afford, I suppose.  But isn't it a little early for you to be planning on how you're going to handle said crisis? 

Oh well, I guess it doesn't hurt to be prepared.

oh ur sweet

midlife crisis? I'm soaking in it!
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Sarah on January 26, 2011, 10:48:34 PM
But aren't you just a lad?
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Trembling Eagle on January 27, 2011, 12:55:27 AM
But aren't you just a lad?

by every metric except "years lived"
Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: fish on January 27, 2011, 03:07:54 AM
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Title: Re: When he heard about this new development, Jack LaLanne dropped dead
Post by: Sarah on January 27, 2011, 11:01:38 AM
by every metric except "years lived"

Ah.  For some reason I thought you were in your twenties.  On the other hand, perhaps you are, and you just don't realize that means you're still a pup.