I pumped my own gas!

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I hope your not ribbing me for separating the "per" and the "cent" because everybody knows there's supposed to be a space there damnit.

"Damnit" : "Dammit" :: "Comefarting" : "Cumfarting"

[buffcoat]

There's that awful word again - now my allegiance to the FOT has made me read it TWICE!

My delicate fucking sensibilities are being fucking rocked.

[venison88]

And yes, i do believe pumping your own gas in NJ is against the law. Why? Who knows. But some attendants dont care. The one i go to is busy enough, so they actually appreciate it. And this way i can make SURE i got a full tank. They make bubbles in the "stream" on purpose, so the tank wont fill completely. I can usually get another 2-4 gallons after the first "click".    And yes, one missing gas cap later, i either pump my own or supervise.

[Susannah]

I figured out why California (and Los Angeles) in particular doesn't need to create jobs through full-service gas stations and gas station attendants.  It's because those jobs are created through something even worse: the bathroom attendant.

I hate, hate, hate bathroom attendants.  I'm already out of the bathroom stall and am washing my hands at the sink. I can tear my own paper towel, thank you.  Why do I need to give you a dollar for giving me a paper towel? What if I just dry my hands on my skirt or dress? Do I need to tip you?  Why indeed?

[John Junk]

I figured out why California (and Los Angeles) in particular doesn't need to create jobs through full-service gas stations and gas station attendants.  It's because those jobs are created through something even worse: the bathroom attendant.

I hate, hate, hate bathroom attendants.  I'm already out of the bathroom stall and am washing my hands at the sink. I can tear my own paper towel, thank you.  Why do I need to give you a dollar for giving me a paper towel? What if I just dry my hands on my skirt or dress? Do I need to tip you?  Why indeed?

Susannah's a west-sider!!