Introduction Thread

[Bkraft]

First!

I'm Brendan, I started listening about two weeks ago, and I'm somewhat disturbed that I'm already registered on this guys message board. Top of the pops!

 

[Bkraft]

Look at all the replies, what a friendly lot you all are *ponders deleting account*

[Omar]

Bkraft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buffcoat]

Look at all the replies, what a friendly lot you all are *ponders deleting account*

You gotta prove yourself worthy, son!  No one rides the FOT Express for free.





Although, as was pointed out in another thread, I'm kinda mean.   

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Bkraft, I would say that part of the fun of this board - and what makes it unique in my experience - is the gradual discovery of who the FOTs are and what their/our lives are like.  Without really trying, I've developed a sort of stalkerish body of knowledge about the FOTs in the space of maybe two months - but I also like the fact that it mostly happened on its own.  For example, I was posting for about a month before I realized which poster was Laurie from Miami, or which poster was actually a rock and roll star, or that Stan's name is actually Lamont, or that Buffcoat lives in an Arby's.  No wait, that's me who lives in Buffcoat's Arby's.  Anyway, I just think that most of the info you want out of this thread is all over the boards already.  Fly free, little FOT!  Explore the wonderful time-wasting possibilities the boards have to offer!

[buffcoat]

Bkraft, I would say that part of the fun of this board - and what makes it unique in my experience - is the gradual discovery of who the FOTs are and what their/our lives are like.  Without really trying, I've developed a sort of stalkerish body of knowledge about the FOTs in the space of maybe two months - but I also like the fact that it mostly happened on its own.  For example, I was posting for about a month before I realized which poster was Laurie from Miami, or which poster was actually a rock and roll star, or that Stan's name is actually Lamont, or that Buffcoat lives in an Arby's.  No wait, that's me who lives in Buffcoat's Arby's.  Anyway, I just think that most of the info you want out of this thread is all over the boards already.  Fly free, little FOT!  Explore the wonderful time-wasting possibilities the boards have to offer!

Hey, Grote, I noticed you guys were running low on Horsey Sauce.

[Stan]

Bkraft, I would say that part of the fun of this board - and what makes it unique in my experience - is the gradual discovery of who the FOTs are and what their/our lives are like.  Without really trying, I've developed a sort of stalkerish body of knowledge about the FOTs in the space of maybe two months - but I also like the fact that it mostly happened on its own.  For example, I was posting for about a month before I realized which poster was Laurie from Miami, or which poster was actually a rock and roll star, or that Stan's name is actually Lamont, or that Buffcoat lives in an Arby's.  No wait, that's me who lives in Buffcoat's Arby's.  Anyway, I just think that most of the info you want out of this thread is all over the boards already.  Fly free, little FOT!  Explore the wonderful time-wasting possibilities the boards have to offer!

 Whatever, Lamont.

 I see expensive desserts happening in the near future, you big dummy.

 Also, welcome, Bkraft. Don't be a big dummy.

 I may have to stop channeling the spirit of Redd Foxx, as some people seem put off by it.

 Big dummies.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Can't wait, Lamont!  Delicious.

Bkraft, I am actually a perfesser in real life, so here is a homework assignment: which frequent poster on these boards has tasted human flesh?  Post your answer here.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

OK, trick question.  The answer is everyone who's going to the tasting at p*ong tomorrow.  It's delish.

[erika]

I hear they serve their flesh with marscapone there. NICE!

[Martin]

If they serve mascarpone + carpaccio = meltdown. But I guess you already knew that.