Now You're An Ex-Friend! (and a Ghost!)

[KickTheBobo]

**Warning: Literal Toilet Talk Follows**


I had a suitemate during my freshman year in college whose behavior baffles me to this day. the layout of the place was pretty much two dorm rooms connected by a common bathroom.

If you were in there using the terlet, this guy would put this one tape of this rap song "Doo Doo Brown" on the stereo and blast it while singing along and laughing his ass off. I guess he thought it was hilarious that you could maybe be dropping a deuce in there.

He also had recorded videos that he would play on his VCR and sing along to. Like the long version of Metallica's "One", but then followed up by a Depeche Mode video.

In person, I don't think I heard him utter more than a dozen words all year.

the NEXT year, I had a roommate who would use the terlet (#2) and NEVER flush. I would just wretch and flush the thing, but our suitemates made me confront him about it after awhile, and he claimed that he didn't know that he did that. It was some sort of weird primal passive-aggressive territorial thing I bet.

[John Junk]

I deleted this because it just depresses me to read it.

That post is a ghost!

I did get to read it, though.  Sounds more like she belongs in the "Now You're a Square!" thread, which doesn't exist yet.  Maybe she needs to turf out and then rediscover what she likes about life.

[A.M. Thomas]

There are some really great stories on this thread.  All I'll say is that disowning bad friendships is oftentimes the best way to go.