Dear Lawrence,
We at Playtime With Jason Grote are interested in airing your radio play, preferably read entirely by you, onto voicemail. You would be reading all of the parts and hopefully making lots of digressions.
We reserve the right to edit the voicemail however we see fit, though we will probably just loop an audio track under it in an attempt to make it bearable. Also, I have to convince Karinne, who (as one would expect) is smarter and more sensible than me, that this is a good idea.
Please contact us
here.
Sincerely,
Groteface