Funemployment is more like it.
That's what I call it. That and imminent mortgage foreclosure.
Just think of it as "imminent mortgage funclosure"
but seriously, I'm sorry for you guys and if there is anything I can do to help (which isn't much due to location), let me know. Making inapropriate jokes is just my coping mechanism, which drives my friends and family crazy. One of the many downsides of not having human emotions.