Can we agree that people should win the awards and not references and songs. Since they are not cognitive and cannot appreciate winning awards (much less give acceptance speeches) let's narrow it down to people acheiving something, be it lowly or mighty, in the name of making the Best Show the best.
To recognize those other moments that Tom brings to us every week, maybe we keep track of the best of Tom during the course of the year and present him with an award in honor of that moment— be it song or reference or rant.
Having said that, I like this thread.